"Depend upon it, Carbonnell, I never will marry without fortune."
"I did not know that I had schooled you so well: be it so--it is but fair that you should expect it; and it shall be an item in the match, if I have anything to do with it."
"But why are you so anxious that I should marry, Carbonnell?"
"Because I think you will, in all probability, avoid the gaming-table, which I should have taken you to myself had you been in possession of your fortune when I first knew you, and have had my share of your plucking; but now I do know you, I have that affection for you that I think it better you should not lose your all; for observe, Newland, my share of your spoliation would not be more than what I have, and may still receive, from you; and if you marry and settle down, there will always be a good house and a good table for me, as long as I find favour with your wife; and, at all events, a friend in need, that I feel convinced of. So now you have my reasons; some smack of the disinterestedness of former days, others of my present worldliness; you may believe which you please." And the major laughed as he finished his speech.
"Carbonnell," replied I, "I will believe that the better feelings predominate--that the world has made you what you are; and that had you not been ruined by the world, you would have been disinterested and generous; even now, your real nature often gains the ascendency, and I am sure that in all that you have done, which is not defensible, your poverty, and not your will, has consented. Now, blunted by habit and time, the suggestions of conscience do not often give you any uneasiness."
"You are very right, my dear fellow," replied the major; "and in having a better opinion of me than the world in general, you do me, I trust, no more than justice. I will not squander _your_ fortune, when you come to it, if I can help it; and you"ll allow that"s a very handsome promise on my part."
"I"ll defy you to squander my fortune," replied I, laughing.
"Nay, don"t defy me, Newland, for if you do, you"ll put me on my mettle.
Above all, don"t lay me a bet, for that will be still more dangerous.
We have only spent about four hundred of the thousand since we have lived together, which I consider highly economical. What do you say, shall we go to Cheltenham? You will find plenty of Irish girls, looking out for husbands, who will give you a warm reception."
"I hate your fortune and establishment hunters," replied I.
"I grant that they are looking out for a good match, so are all the world; but let me do them justice. Although, if you proposed, in three days they would accept you; yet once married, they make the very best wives in the world. But recollect we must go somewhere; and I think Cheltenham is as good a place as any other. I do not mean for a wife, but--it will suit my own views."
This last observation decided me, and in a few days we were at Cheltenham; and having made our appearance at the rooms, were soon in the vortex of society. "Newland," said Carbonnell, "I dare say you find time hang rather heavy in this monotonous place."
"Not at all," replied I; "what with dining out, dancing, and promenading, I do very well."
"But we must do better. Tell me, are you a good hand at whist?"
"Not by any means. Indeed, I hardly know the game."
"It is a fashionable and necessary accomplishment. I must make you master of it, and our mornings shall be dedicated to the work."
"Agreed," replied I, and from that day, every morning after breakfast till four o"clock, the major and I were shut up, playing two dummies under his instruction. Adept as he was, I very soon learnt all the finesse and beauty of the game.
"You will do now, Newland," said the major one morning, tossing the cards away. "Recollect, if you are asked to play, and I have agreed, do not refuse; but we must always play against each other."
"I don"t see what we shall gain by that," replied I: "for if I win, you"ll lose."
"Never do you mind that; only follow my injunctions, and play as high as they choose. We only stay here three weeks longer, and must make the most of our time."
I confess I was quite puzzled at what might be the major"s intentions; but that night we sauntered into the club. Not having made our appearance before, we were considered as new hands by those who did not know the major, and were immediately requested to make up a game. "Upon my word, gentlemen, in the first place, I play very badly," replied the major; "and in the next," continued he, laughing, "if I lose, I never shall pay you, for I"m cleaned out."
The way in which the major said this only excited a smile; he was not believed, and I was also requested to take a hand. "I"ll not play with the major," observed I, "for he plays badly, and has bad luck into the bargain; I might as well lay my money down on the table."
This was agreed to by the other parties, and we sat down. The first rubber of short whist was won by the major and his partner: with the bets it amounted to eighteen pounds. I pulled out my purse to pay the major; but he refused, saying, "No, Newland, pay my partner; and with you, sir," said he, addressing my partner, "I will allow the debt to remain until we rise from the table. Newland, we are not going to let you off yet, I can tell you."
I paid my eighteen pounds, and we recommenced. Although his partner did not perhaps observe it, for he was but an indifferent player, or if he did observe it, had the politeness not to say anything, the major now played very badly. He lost three rubbers one after another, and, with bets and stakes, they amounted to one hundred and forty pounds. At the end of the last rubber he threw up the cards, exclaiming against his luck, and declaring that he would play no more. "How are we now, sir?"
said he to my partner.
"You owed me, I think, eighteen pounds."
"Eighteen from one hundred and forty, leaves one hundred and twenty-two pounds, which I now owe you. You must, I"m afraid, allow me to be your debtor," continued the major, in a most insinuating manner. "I did not come here with the intention of playing. I presume I shall find you here to-morrow night."
The gentleman bowed, and appeared quite satisfied. Major Carbonnell"s partner paid me one hundred and forty pounds, which I put in my pocket-book, and we quitted the club.
END OF THE FIRST VOLUME.
PART TWO, CHAPTER ONE.
WE FUND OUR WINNINGS, AND CONSIDER TO REFUND, A WORK OF SUPEREROGATION-- IN LOOKING AFTER MY FATHER, I OBEY THE OLD ADAGE, "FOLLOW YOUR NOSE."
As soon as we were in the street, I commenced an inquiry as to the major"s motives. "Not one word, my dear fellow, until we are at home,"
replied he. As soon as we arrived, he threw himself in a chair, and crossing his legs, commenced: "You observe, Newland, that I am very careful that you should do nothing to injure your character. As for my own, all the honesty in the world will not redeem it; nothing but a peerage will ever set me right again in this world, and a coronet will cover a mult.i.tude of sins. I have thought it my duty to add something to our finances, and intend to add very considerably to them before we leave Cheltenham. You have won one hundred and twenty-eight pounds."
"Yes," replied I; "but you have lost it."
"Granted; but, as in most cases, I never mean to _pay_ my losses, you see that it must be a winning speculation as long as we play against each other."
"I perceive," replied I; "but am not I a confederate?"
"No; you paid when you lost, and took your money when you won. Leave me to settle my own debts of honour."
"But you will meet him again to-morrow night."
"Yes, and I will tell you why. I never thought it possible that we could have met two such bad players at the club. We must now play against them, and we must win in the long run: by which means I shall pay off the debt I owe him, and you will win and pocket the money."
"Ah," replied I, "if you mean to allow him a chance for his money, I have no objection--that will be all fair."
"Depend upon it, Newland, when I know that people play as badly as they do, I will not refuse them; but when we sit down with others, it must be as it was before--we must play against each other, and I shall _owe_ the money. I told the fellow that I never would pay him."
"Yes; but he thought you were only joking."
"That is his fault--I was in earnest. I could not have managed this had it not been that you are known to be a young man of ten thousand pounds per annum, and supposed to be my dupe. I tell you so candidly; and now good night."
I turned the affair over in my mind as I undressed--it was not honest-- but I paid when I lost, and I only took the money when I won,--still I did not like it; but the bank notes caught my eye as they lay on the table, and--I was satisfied. Alas! how easy are scruples removed when we want money! How many are there who, when in a state of prosperity and affluence, when not tried by temptation, would have blushed at the bare idea of a dishonest action, have raised and held up their hands in abhorrence, when they have heard that others have been found guilty; and yet, when in adversity, have themselves committed the very acts which before they so loudly condemned! How many of the other s.e.x, who have expressed their indignation and contempt at those who have fallen, when tempted, have fallen themselves! Let us therefore be charitable; none of us can tell to what we may be reduced by circ.u.mstances; and when we acknowledge that the error is great, let us feel sorrow and pity rather than indignation, and pray that we also may not be "_led into temptation_."
As agreed upon, the next evening we repaired to the club, and found the two gentlemen ready to receive us. This time the major refused to play unless it was with me, as I had such good fortune, and no difficulty was made by our opponents. We sat down and played till four o"clock in the morning. At first, notwithstanding our good play, fortune favoured our adversaries; but the luck soon changed, and the result of the evening was, that the major had a balance in his favour of forty pounds, and I rose a winner of one hundred and seventy-one pounds, so that in two nights we had won three hundred and forty-two pounds. For nearly three weeks this continued, the major not paying when not convenient, and we quitted Cheltenham with about eight hundred pounds in our pockets; the major having paid about one hundred and twenty pounds to different people who frequented the club; but they were Irishmen, who were not to be trifled with. I proposed to the major that we should pay those debts, as there still would be a large surplus: he replied, "Give me the money." I did so. "Now," continued he, "so far your scruples are removed, as you will have been strictly honest; but, my dear fellow, if you know how many debts of this sort are due to me, of which I never did touch one farthing, you would feel as I do--that it is excessively foolish to _part with money_. I have them all booked here, and may some day pay--when convenient; but at present, most decidedly, it is not so."
The major put the notes into his pocket, and the conversation was dropped.
The next morning we had ordered our horses, when Timothy came up to me, and made a sign, as we were at breakfast, for me to come out. I followed him.
"Oh! sir, I could not help telling you, but there is a gentleman with--"
"With what?" replied I, hastily.
"With your _nose_, sir, exactly--and in other respects very like you-- just about the age your father should be."