"Borrow!" replied I, not much liking the idea; "they will never lend me money."
"Won"t they?" replied the major; "no fear of that. Your signature, and my introduction, will be quite sufficient."
"We had better try to do without it, major; I do not much like it."
"Well, if we can, we will; but I have not fifty pounds left in my desk; how much have you?"
"About twenty," replied I, in despair at this intelligence; "but I think there is a small sum left at the banker"s; I will go and see." I took up my hat and set off, to ascertain what funds we might have in store.
PART TWO, CHAPTER FOUR.
I AM OVER HEAD AND EARS IN TROUBLE ABOUT A LADY"S EAR-RING--COMMIT MYSELF SADLY, AND AM VERY NEARLY COMMITTED.
I must say, that I was much annoyed at this intelligence. The money-lenders would not be satisfied unless they knew where my estates were, and had examined the will at Doctors" Commons; then all would be exposed to the major, and I should be considered by him as an impostor.
I walked down Pall Mall in a very unhappy mood, so deep in thought, that I ran against a lady, who was stepping out of her carriage at a fashionable shop. She turned round, and I was making my best apologies to a very handsome woman, when her ear-rings caught my attention. They were of alternate coral and gold, and the facsimile in make to the chain given by Nattee to Fleta. During my last visit, I had often had the chain in my hand, and particularly marked the workmanship. To make more sure, I followed her into the shop, and stood behind her, carefully examining them, as she looked over a quant.i.ty of laces. There could be no doubt. I waited till the lady rose to go away, and then addressed the shopman, asking the lady"s name. He did not know--she was a stranger; but perhaps Mr H--, the master, did, and he went back to answer the question. Mr H-- being at that moment busy, the man stayed so long, that I heard the carriage drive off. Fearful of losing sight of the lady, I took to my heels, and ran out of the shop. My sudden flight from the counter, covered with lace, made them imagine that I had stolen some, and they cried out, "Stop thief," as loud as they could, springing over the counter, and pursuing me as I pursued the carriage, which was driven at a rapid pace. A man perceiving me running, and others, without their hats, following, with the cries of "Stop thief,"
put out his leg, and I fell on the pavement, the blood rushing in torrents from my nose. I was seized, roughly handled, and again handed over to the police, who carried me before the same magistrate in Marlborough Street.
"What is this?" demanded the magistrate.
"A shoplifter, you worship."
"I am not, sir," replied I; "you know me well enough, I am Mr Newland."
"Mr Newland!" replied the magistrate, suspiciously; "this is strange, a second time to appear before me upon such a charge."
"And just as innocent as before, sir."
"You"ll excuse me, sir, but I must have my suspicions this time. Where is the evidence?"
The people of the shop then came forward, and stated what had occurred.
"Let him be searched," said the magistrate.
I was searched, but nothing was found upon me. "Are you satisfied now, sir?" inquired I.
"By no means. Let the people go back and look over their laces, and see if any are missing; in the mean time I shall detain you, for it is very easy to get rid of a small article, such as lace, when you are caught."
The men went away, and I wrote a note to Major Carbonnell, requesting his attendance. He arrived at the same time as the shopman, and I told him what had happened. The shopman declared that the stock was not correct; as far as they could judge, there were two pieces of lace missing.
"If so, I did not take them," replied I.
"Upon my honour, Mr B--," said the major, to the magistrate, "it is very hard for a gentleman to be treated in this manner. This is the second time that I have been sent for to vouch for his respectability."
"Very true, sir," replied the magistrate; "but allow me to ask Mr Newland, as he calls himself, what induced him to follow a lady into the shop?"
"Her ear-rings," replied I.
"Her ear-rings! why, sir, the last time you were brought before me, you said it was after a gentleman"s nose--now it appears you were attracted by a lady"s ears; and pray, sir, what induced you to run out of the shop?"
"Because I wanted particularly to inquire about her ear-rings, sir."
"I cannot understand these paltry excuses; there are, it appears, two pieces of lace missing, I must remand you for further examination, sir; and you also, sir," said the magistrate, to Major Carbonnell; "for if he is a swindler, you must be an accomplice."
"Sir," replied Major Carbonnell, sneeringly, "you are certainly a very good judge of a gentleman, when you happen by accident to be in his company. With your leave, I will send a note to another confederate."
The major then wrote a note to Lord Windermear, which he despatched by Timothy, who, hearing I was in trouble, had accompanied the major. And while he was away, the major and I sat down, he giving himself all manner of airs, much to the annoyance of the magistrate, who at last threatened to commit him immediately. "You"ll repent this," replied the major, who perceived Lord Windermear coming in.
"You shall repent it, sir, by G.o.d," cried the magistrate in a great pa.s.sion.
"Put five shillings in the box for swearing, Mr B--. You fine other people," said the major. "Here is my other confederate, Lord Windermear."
"Carbonnell," said Lord Windermear, "what is all this?"
"Nothing, my lord, except that our friend Newland is taken up for shoplifting, because he thought proper to run after a pretty woman"s carriage; and I am accused by his worship of being his confederate. I could forgive his suspicions of Mr Newland in that plight; but as for his taking me for one of the swell mob it proves a great deficiency of judgment; perhaps he will commit your lordship also, as he may not be aware that your lordship"s person is above caption."
"I can a.s.sure you, sir," said Lord Windermear, proudly, "that this is my relative, Major Carbonnell, and the other is my friend, Mr Newland. I will bail them for any sum you please."
The magistrate felt astonished and annoyed, for, after all, he had only done his duty. Before he could reply, a man came from the shop to say that the laces had been found all right. Lord Windermear then took me aside, and I narrated what had happened. He recollected the story of Fleta in my narrative of my life, and felt that I was right in trying to find out who the lady was. The magistrate now apologised for the detention, but explained to his lordship how I had before made my appearance upon another charge, and with a low bow we were dismissed.
"My dear Mr Newland," said his lordship, "I trust that this will be a warning to you, not to run after other people"s noses and ear-rings; at the same time, I will certainly keep a look out for those very ear-rings myself. Major, I wish you a good morning."
His lordship then shook us both by the hand, and saying that he should be glad to see more of me than he latterly had done, stepped into his carriage and drove off.
"What the devil did his lordship mean about ear-rings, Newland?"
inquired the major.
"I told him that I was examining the lady"s ear-rings as very remarkable," replied I.
"You appear to be able to deceive everybody but me, my good fellow. I know that you were examining the lady herself." I left the major in his error, by making no reply.
PART TWO, CHAPTER FIVE.
I BORROW MONEY UPON MY ESTATE, AND UPON VERY FAVOURABLE TERMS.
When I came down to breakfast the next morning, the major said, "My dear Newland, I have taken the liberty of requesting a very old friend of mine to come and meet you this morning. I will not disguise from you that it is Emmanuel, the money-lender. Money you must have until my affairs are decided, one way or the other; and, in this instance, I will most faithfully repay the sum borrowed, as soon as I receive the amount of my bets, or am certain of succeeding to the t.i.tle, which is one and the same thing."
I bit my lips, for I was not a little annoyed; but what could be done?
I must have either confessed my real situation to the major, or have appeared to raise scruples, which, as the supposed heir to a large fortune, would have appeared to him to be very frivolous. I thought it better to let the affair take its chance. "Well," replied I, "if it must be, it must be; but it shall be on my own terms."
"Nay," observed the major, "there is no fear but that he will consent, and without any trouble."
After a moment"s reflection I went up stairs and rang for Timothy.
"Tim," said I, "hear me; I now make you a solemn promise, on my honour as a gentleman, that I will never borrow money upon interest, and until you release me from it, I shall adhere to my word."
"Very well, sir," replied Timothy; "I guess your reason for so doing, and I expect you will keep your word. Is that all?"