"How about Wiggs Dannyboy?" asked Priscilla.
"Eh?"
"He"s done as much as anybody to get this perfume made- and he"s never even smelled it." Pris described the trouble and expense to which Dr. Dannyboy had gone in delivering his clues-his beets-to those in the best position to duplicate K23.
"Quite right," said Alobar.
It was agreed that LeFever and Madame would each award Dr. Dannyboy four percent of their share, while Priscilla and V"lu would give him one percent apiece.
"Live by the heart if you would live forever," said Alobar.
They toasted to that with champagne, after which Madame and Priscilla went into a corner to hug and cry and reconcile; Alobar fell asleep on the love seat, dreaming of his lady; and V"lu took Marcel up to her room, where, in the best French tradition, he sucked the venom from her bee sting.
The next day was Mardi Gras, but in the shop n.o.body really noticed. They held their private celebration, a celebration of the heart and the nose, which honored neither mindless excess nor neurotic asceticism, and from which neither church nor state would benefit-at least, not in any way that their leaders might have imagined.
Madame introduced Marcel to the Bingo Pajama jasmine. His nostrils opening and closing like the flaps of an airplane in distress, he p.r.o.nounced it more precious than any in the South of France and swore that he would send a team of botanists to Jamaica to track it down. "So this is what Wiggs and his little girl were wishing to grow in their greenhouse. Ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la-la."
At noon they uncorked more champagne. They toasted Bingo Pajama. "And to mangel-wurzel," added Alobar. "Long may it wave," said Pris. Regarding Alobar in his beet suit, now crumpled (and flat in places) from having been slept in, Marcel said, "I wish I had my whale mask." Everyone was too polite to ask what he meant. In truth, Marcel no longer owned a whale mask. He had stuffed it into Uncle Luc"s coffin just before it was sealed.
The party agreed that it would call the perfume Rudra, a more romantic name than K23. Alobar was touched and pleased, although at one point Priscilla, only half facetiously, suggested christening it The Perfect Toco.
Madame looked at her long and hard.
They drank more champagne and sang breezy songs, mostly in French, for they spoke the language fluently except for Priscilla, who knew only six words in French, and that was counting menage a trois as three.
They ate jambalaya (protection against the Humping Beast), drank yet more champagne, and waxed sentimental over Alobar, lamenting his proposed departure.
"It"s been a huge adventure, an exploration of possibility, the invention of a game and the play of the game-and not merely survival. But I don"t mind going now. This is not the best of times, you know."
"You"re referring to the political situation?"
"Oh, no, not that. Our political leaders are unenlightened and corrupt, but with rare exception, political leaders have always been unenlightened and corrupt. I stopped taking politics seriously a long, long time ago, therefore it"s had practically no effect on the way I"ve lived my life. In the end, politics is always a depressant, and I"ve preferred to be stimulated.
"No, my friends, what bothers me today is the lack of, well, I guess you"d call it authentic experience. So much is a sham. So much is artificial, synthetic, watered-down, and standardized. You know, less than half a century ago there were sixty-three varieties of lettuce in California alone. Today, there are four. And they are not the four best lettuces, either; not the most tasty or nutritious. They are the hybrid lettuces with built-in shelf life, the ones that have a safe, clean, consistent look in the supermarket. It"s that way with so many things. We"re even standardizing people, their goals, their ideas. The sham is everywhere.
"But wait, now. Don"t let me spoil the party. Things will change, eventually, believe me. You can count on change. Even now, I"m curious about what"s going to happen next. And I"ll be back, if I can get back. The perfume will guide me back, I feel that it will.
"So make our perfume, my friends. Make it well. Breathe properly. Stay curious. And eat your beets."
"Right," said Pris, under her breath. "And don"t smoke in bed."
Thus, their Fat Tuesday pa.s.sed with some sadness, some gaiety, and much optimism. In the garbage-strewn, hungover hush of Ash Wednesday, a letter arrived from Wiggs Dannyboy. It slid through the slot with an appropriately soft sound, like a headachey matron folding her Mardi Gras fan. .
Wiggs and Huxley Anne would fly in on Friday, the letter said. It said that it was raining in Seattle and that the greenhouse had been completely repaired. It concluded with a joke, an obscene suggestion, and a p.r.o.nouncement or two. The p.r.o.nouncements concerned Dr. Dannyboy"s new theory of the evolution of consciousness. Perhaps because she had received the theory in bits and pieces, Priscilla hadn"t paid much attention to it. Now, however, she sensed that Wiggs was attempting to make a major, radical statement, and she wondered if she shouldn"t put it into focus.
Gathering all the letters that he"d written to her since she came to New Orleans, she snipped out the relevant sections, placed them in her handbag, and left the sublet flat. She walked through the Garden District, stopping finally at a park bench in front of Charity Hospital. There, almost directly beneath the window of the ward where her daddy died, she pieced together the fragments of Wiggs"s hypothesis.
She wasn"t positive that she accepted it or understood it. She wasn"t positive that anyone else would accept it or understand it, or that anyone would care. She only knew that despite the numb torture of a champagne hangover, it made her want to go on living, a feeling she never quite got from the theories of Thomas Aquinas, Freud, and Marx.
DANNYBOY"S THEORY.
(Where We Are Going and Why It Smells the Way It Does) To put it simply, humankind is about to enter the floral stage of its evolutionary development. On the mythological level, which is to say, on the psychic/symbolic level (no less real than the physical level), this event is signaled by the death of Pan.
Pan, of course, represents animal consciousness. Pan embodies mammalian consciousness, although there are aspects of reptilian consciousness in his personality, as well. Reptilian consciousness did not disappear when our brains entered their mammalian stage. Mammalian consciousness was simply laid over the top of reptilian consciousness, and in many unenlightened-underevolved, underdeveloped-individuals, the mammalian layer was thin and porous, and much reptile energy has continued to seep through.
When our remote ancestors crawled out of the sea, they no doubt had the minds offish. Smarter, more adventurous and curious than their fellows who remained underwater, but fish-minded, nonetheless. On the long swampy road to a primate configuration, however, we developed a reptile mind. After all, in those tens of millions of years, reptile energy dominated the planet. It culminated in the dinosaurs.
As Marcel LeFever suggested in his address to the perfumers" convention, reptile consciousness is cold, aggressive, self-preserving, angry, greedy, and paranoid.
Paul McLean was the first neurophysicist to point out that we still carry a reptilian brain-functional and intact-around in our skulls today. The. reptile brain is not an abstract concept, it is anatomically real. It has been carpeted over by the cerebrum, but it is there, deep within the forebrain, and consists of the limbic lobe, the hypothalamus, and, perhaps, other organs of the diencephalon. When we are in a cold sweat, a blind rage, or simply feeling smugly dispa.s.sionate, we may be sure that, for the moment, our reptile brain is in control of our consciousness.
As the Age of Reptiles was drawing to a close, the first flowers and mammals appeared. Marcel LeFever believes that the flowers actually eliminated the great reptiles. Mammals also may have contributed to their egress (not "exit"), because for many early mammals there was nothing quite like a couple of dinosaur eggs for breakfast.
At any rate, our ancestors had by then evolved brains that were both mammalian and floral in their formation. For reasons of its own, evolution allowed mammalian energy to hold sway, and the recently developed human midbrain or mesencephalon, which had folded over the old diencephalon, could be accurately labeled a mammal brain.
Characteristics of mammal consciousness are warmth, generosity, loyalty, love (romantic, platonic, and familial), joy, grief, humor, pride, compet.i.tion, intellectual curiosity, and appreciation of art and music.
In late mammalian times, we evolved a third brain. This was the telencephalon, whose princ.i.p.al part was the neocortex, a dense rind of nerve fibers about an eighth of an inch thick that was simply molded over top of the existing mammal brain. Brain researchers are puzzled by the neocortex. What is its function? Why did it develop in the first place?
LeFever has postulated that the neocortex is an expanded memory bank, and it certainly possesses that capability. Robert Bly thinks that it is connected somehow to light. If the reptile brain equates with cold and the mammal brain with warmth, then the neocortex equates with light. Ely"s hunch makes a lot of sense because the third brain is a floral brain and flowers extract energy from light.
Even prior to the mysterious appearance of the neocortex, our brains had strong floral characteristics. The whole brain is described in science as a bulb. The neurons of which it is composed have dendrites: roots and branches. The cerebellum consists of a large ma.s.s of closely packed folia, which are bundles of nerve cells described in the literature as leaflike.
Not only do the individual neurons closely resemble plants or flowers, the brain itself looks like a botanical specimen. It has a stem, and a crown that unfolds, in embryonic growth, much in the manner of a petaled rose.
In the telencephalon-the new brain-the floral similarity increases. Its nerve fibers divide indefinitely, like the branches of a tree. This process is called, appropriately, arborization. In the proliferation of those twiggy fibers, tiny deposits of neuromelanin are cast off like seeds. The neuromelanin seeds apparently are the major organizing molecules in the brain. They link up with glial cells to regulate the firing of nerve cells. When we think, when we originate creative ideas, a literal blossoming is taking place. A brain entertaining insights is physically similar, say, to a jasmine bush blooming. It"s smaller, and faster, that"s all.
Moreover, neuromelanin absorbs light and has the capacity to convert light into other forms of energy. So Ely was correct. The neocortex is light-sensitive and can, itself, be lit up by higher forms of mental activity, such as meditation or chanting. The ancients were not being metaphoric when they referred to "illumination."
With the emergence of the neocortex, the floral properties of the brain, which had, for millions of years, been biding their time, waiting their turn, began to.make their move- the gradual move toward a dominant floral consciousness.
When life was a constant struggle between predators, a minute-by-minute battle for survival, reptile consciousness was necessary. When there were seas to be sailed, wild continents to be explored, harsh territory to be settled, agriculture to be mastered, mine shafts to be sunk, civilization to be founded, mammal consciousness was necessary. In its social and familial aspects, it is still necessary, but no longer must it dominate.
The physical frontiers have been conquered. The Industrial Revolution has shot its steely wad. In our age of high technology, the rough and tough manifestations of mammalian sensibility are no longer a help but a hindrance. (And the vestiges of reptilian sensibility, with its emphasis on territory and defense, are dangerous to an insane degree.) We require a less physically aggressive, less nigged human being now. We need a more relaxed, contemplative, gentle, flexible kind of person, for only he or she can survive (and expedite) this very new system that is upon us. Only he or she can partic.i.p.ate in the next evolutionary phase. It has definite spiritual overtones, this floral phase of consciousness.
The most intense spiritual experiences all seem to involve the suspension of time. It is the feeling of being outside of time, of being timeless, that is the source of ecstasy in meditation, chanting, hypnosis, and psychedelic drug experiences. Although it is briefer and less lucid, a timeless, egoless state (the ego exists in time, not s.p.a.ce) is achieved in s.e.xual o.r.g.a.s.m, which is precisely why o.r.g.a.s.m feels so good. Even drunks, in their crude, inadequate way, are searching for the timeless time. Alcoholism is an imperfect spiritual longing.
In a hundred different ways, we have mastered the art of s.p.a.ce. We know a great deal about s.p.a.ce. Yet we know pitifully little about time. It seems that only in the mystic state do we master it. The "smell brain"-the memory area of the brain activated by the olfactory nerve-and the "light brain"-the neocortex-are the keys to the mystic state. With immediacy and intensity, smell activates memory, allowing our minds to travel freely in time. The most profound mystical states are ones in which normal mental activity seems suspended in light. In mystic illumination, as at the speed of light, time ceases to exist.
Flowers do not see, hear, taste, or touch, but they react to light in a crucial manner, and they direct their lives and their environment through an orchestration of aroma.
With an increased floral consciousness, humans will begin to make full use of their "light brain" and to make more refined and sophisticated use of their "smell brain." The two are portentously linked. In feet, they overlap to such an extent that they may be considered inseparable.
We live now in an information technology. Flowers have always lived in an information technology. Flowers gather information all day. At night, they process it. This is called photosynthesis.
As our neocortex comes into full use, we, too, will practice a kind of photosynthesis. As a matter of fact, we already do, but compared to the flowers, our kind is primitive and limited.
For one thing, information gathered from daily newspapers, soap operas, sales conferences, and coffee Hatches is inferior to information gathered from sunlight. (Since all matter is condensed light, light is the source, the cause of life. Therefore, light is divine. The flowers have a direct line to G.o.d that an evangelist would kill for.) Either because our data is insufficient or because our processing equipment is not fully on line, our own nocturnal processing is part-time work. The information our conscious minds receive during waking hours is processed by our unconscious during so-called "deep sleep." We are in deep sleep only two or three hours a night. For the rest of our sleeping session, the unconscious mind is off duty. It gets bored. It craves recreation. So it plays with the material at hand. In a sense, it plays with itself. It scrambles memories, juggles images, rearranges data, invents scary or t.i.tillating stories. This is what we call "dreaming." Some people believe that we process information during dreams. Quite the contrary. A dream is the mind having fun when there is no processing to keep it busy. In the future, when we become more efficient at gathering quality information and when floral consciousness becomes dominant, we will probably sleep longer hours and dream hardly at all.
Pan, traditionally, presides over dreams, especially the erotic dream and the nightmare. A decline in dreaming will be further evidence of Pan"s demise.
Returning to information efficiency, science has learned recently that trees communicate with each other. A tree attacked by insects, for example, will transmit that news to another tree a hundred yards away so that the second tree can commence manufacturing a chemical that will repel that particular variety of bug. Reports from the infested tree allow other trees to protect themselves. The information likely is broadcast in the form of aroma. This would mean that plants collect odors as well as emit them. The rose may be in an olfactory relationship with the lilac. Another possibility is that between the trees a kind of telepathy is involved. There is also the possibility that all of what we call mental telepathy is olfactory. We don"t read another"s thoughts, we smell them.
We know that schizophrenics can smell antagonism, distrust, desire, etc., on the part of their doctors, visitors, or fellow patients, no matter how well it might be visually or vocally concealed. The human olfactory nerve may be small compared to a rabbit"s, but it"s our largest cranial receptor, nevertheless. Who can guess what "invisible" odors it might detect?
As floral consciousness matures, telepathy will no doubt become a common medium of communication.
With reptile consciousness, we had hostile confrontation.
With mammal consciousness, we had civilized debate.
With floral consciousness, we"ll have empathetic telepathy.
A floral consciousness and a data-based, soft technology are ideally suited for one another. A floral consciousness and a pacifist internationalism are ideally suited for one another. A floral consciousness and an easy, colorful sensuality are ideally suited for one another. (Flowers are more openly s.e.xual than animals. The Tantric concept of converting sensual energy to spiritual energy is a floral ploy.) A floral consciousness and an extraterrestrial exploration program are ideally suited for one another. (Earthlings are blown aloft in silver pods to seed distant planets.) A floral consciousness and an immortalist society are ideally suited for one another. (Flowers have superior powers of renewal, and the longevity of trees is celebrated. The floral brain is the organ of eternity.) Lest we fancy that we shall endlessly and effortlessly be as the flowers that bloom in the spring, tra-la, let us bear in mind that reptilian and mammalian energies are still very much with us. Externally and internally.
Obviously, there are powerful reptilian forces in the Pentagon and the Kremlin; and in the pulpits of churches, mosques, and synagogues, where deathist dogmas of judgment, punishment, self-denial, martyrdom, and afterlife supremacy are preached. But there are also reptilian forces within each individual.
Myth is neither fiction nor history. Myths are acted out in our own psyches, and they are repet.i.tive and ongoing.
Beowulf, Siegfried, and the other dragon slayers are aspects of our own unconscious minds. The significance of their heroics should be apparent. We dispatched them with their symbolic swords and lances to slay reptile consciousness. The reptile brain is the dragon within us.
When, in evolutionary process, it became time to subdue mammalian consciousness, a less violent tactic was called for. Instead of Beowulf with his sword and bow, we manifested Jesus Christ with his message and example. 0esus Christ, whose commandment "Love thy enemy" has proven to be too strong a floral medicine for reptilian types to swallow; Jesus Christ, who continues to point out to job-obsessed mammalians that the lilies of the field have never punched time clocks.) At the birth of Christ, the cry resounded through the ancient world, "Great Pan is dead." The animal mind was about to be subdued. Christ"s mission was to prepare the way for floral consciousness.
In the East, Buddha performs an identical function.
It should be emphasized that neither Christ nor Buddha harbored the slightest antipathy toward Pan. They were merely fulfilling their mytho-evolutionary roles.
Christ and Buddha came into our psyches not to deliver us from evil but to deliver us from mammal consciousness. The good versus evil plot has always been bogus. The drama unfolding in the universe-in our psyches-is not good against evil but new against old, or, more precisely, destined against obsolete.
Just as the grand old dragon of our reptilian past had to be pierced by the hero"s sword to make way for Pan and his randy minions, so Pan himself has had to be rendered weak and ineffectual, has had to be shoved into the background of our ongoing psychic progression.
Because Pan is closer to our hearts and our genitals, we shall miss him more than we shall miss the dragon. We shall miss his pipes that drew us, trembling, into the dance of l.u.s.t and confusion. We shall miss his pranksterish overturning of decorum; the way he caused the blood to heat, the cows to bawl, and the wine to flow. Most of all, perhaps, we shall miss the way he mocked us, with his leer and laughter, when we took our blaze of mammal intellect too seriously. But the old playfellow has to go. We"ve known for two thousand years that Pan must go. There is little place for Pan"s great stink amidst the perfumed illumination of the flowers.
Just recently, a chap turned up in New Orleans who may have been the prototype of the floral man. A Jamaican, they say, named Bingo Pajama, he sang songs, dealt in bouquets, laughed a lot, defied convention, and contributed to the production of a wonderful new scent. In some ways, he resembled Pan. Yet, Bingo Pajama smelled good. He smelled sweet. His floral brain was so active that it produced a sort of neocortical honey. It actually attracted bees.
When Western artists wished to demonstrate that a person was holy, they painted a ring of light around the divine one"s head. Eastern artists painted a more diffused aura. The message was the same. The aura or the halo signified that the light was on in the subject"s brain. The neocortex was fully operative. There is, however, a second interpretation of the halo. It can be read as a symbolized, highly stylized swarm of bees.
On Thursday, Priscilla packed her belongings, including Dr. Dannyboy"s theory, and moved into Parfumerie Devalier. The coffeehouse owner was returning and wanted his flat back. Marcel and Alobar checked into the Royal Orleans Hotel for their remaining days in New Orleans.
Thursday night, Madame cooked a gang of gumbo (Down, Big Fellow, down, boy!), and they dined together above the shop. After dinner, Marcel presented Madame with a check for $250,000 so that she might get Kudra underway: modern equipment and additional employees would be required. V"lu and Priscilla received $25,000 apiece as advance on royalties.
The money filled Pris with a great Buddhistic calm. It left her no less klutzy, though. On her way to the toilet, she walked into a door, loudly and painfully banging her head. Her eye required an ice pack, her headache required something stronger than aspirin. Madame administered a single hurricane drop in a gla.s.s of orange juice. "This is the last, cher," Madame said to V"lu, who was trying to work up a headache of her own. Madame washed the rest of the foamy liquid down the sink. V"lu shed a silent tear, but somewhere near the terminus of the sewer line, a Lake Pontchartrain fish or two would soon be nodding out in school.
Thanks to the dream powers of the drop, Priscilla overslept on Friday. By the time she bathed, dressed, deposited her check in the bank, and snared a taxi, the early flight from Seattle had already landed.
Wiggs and Huxley Anne waited in the sunshine outside the terminal. They were patient. They felt relieved to have escaped the rain. If raindrops were noodles, Seattle could carbo-load Orson Welles and have enough left over to feed Buffalo on Columbus Day.
It"s unclear who saw the swarm first. A porter, perhaps, or a post-Carnival tourist catching the shuttle to the Holiday Inn. Maybe several people saw it simultaneously, for when the cry went up, "The bees! The bees!" it was a chorus of voices. This was a sober group of businessmen, convention delegates, redcaps, and drivers, and n.o.body seemed particularly thrilled by the sudden appearance of the famous insects. n.o.body except Wiggs Dannyboy, that is.
Wiggs stepped out onto the asphalt and lifted a benign, expectant face skyward, like the good-guy earthling in a flying-saucer movie. The bees ignored his gesture. They buzzed the area two or three more times, then flew directly for Huxley Anne.
Many in the group screamed, but a horrified hush fell over them when the bees landed on the little girl"s head.
"Don"t move!" someone said, in a stage whisper. "Don"t move!" Huxley Anne wasn"t moving. The bees weren"t moving much, either.
Once they had established their position, evenly distributed, rather like a skullcap atop the child"s head, the bees stilled their wings, drooped their antennae, bent their knees, rested the thousand facets of their compound eyes, withdrew their tubed tongues and barbed stingers, and sort of settled in.
Huxley Anne looked at Wiggs. He smiled encouragingly.
The paralysis of the onlookers was finally broken when a driver started up his van. "I"ll get the cops," he yelled out the window.
"You do and I"ll rip your esophagus out," said Wiggs. He moved toward the van. "Turn that engine off."
The startled driver did as he was told. n.o.body else in the crowd moved a muscle.
Slowly, Wiggs walked over to Huxley Anne. "You"re okay, aren"t you, darling?" he asked. When she nodded, the onlookers gasped. But the bees didn"t stir. At close range, Wiggs could detect a slight pulsation of each bee"s abdomen, as if it were absorbing something through osmosis.
"Where can you rent a car around here?" Wiggs asked.
A redcap pointed nervously.
Wiggs took Huxley Anne"s hand, and as the others looked after them with bulging eyes, they walked off toward the airport perimeter.
While Dr. Dannyboy filled out the required forms, Huxley Anne stayed out of sight at the rear of the car agency, admiring some hibiscus that grew there.
By the time Priscilla"s taxi arrived at the airport, father and daughter-and bees-were pulling out of the lot, burning rubber, and scattering the crushed oyster sh.e.l.l that New Orleans used for gravel.
"This is the big one!" Wiggs sang from the wheel. "This one is bigger than Carlos Castaneda and Levi-Strauss put * together! Bigger than the bomb! Bigger than rock "n* roll!" Then he added, "Of course, the next time she goes to the hairdresser, there may be a bit of a problem."
Priscilla didn"t hear him. In fact, she never heard from him again, although rumors were later to reach her that he had moved to an orchid farm in Costa Rica, or else a jasmine plantation in Jamaica.
Priscilla took to her bed and remained there all weekend. She felt like a can of cheap dog food that had been ruptured by a railroad spike. Something mealy and ugly might have oozed out of her, except for the fact that the twenty-five-thousand-dollar deposit receipt made a highly effective Band-Aid.
Material things anchor one in life much more firmly than purists would like to believe.
We seem to face an enemy who, no matter how many times we win, will best us in the end. He has so many allies: time, disease, boredom, stupidity, religious quackery, and bad habits. Maybe, as Dr. Dannyboy has postulated, all these things, including disease and our relationship with time, are merely bad habits. If so, an ultimate victory is possible. For individuals, if not for the ma.s.s. And maybe evolution-playful, adventurous, unpredictable, infuriatingly slow (by our standards of time) evolution-will rescue us eventually, according to a master plan.
Meanwhile, we are beleaguered. We hold the pa.s.s. The fragile hold the pa.s.s precariously, hiding behind boulders of ego and dogma. The heroic hold the pa.s.s a bit more tenaciously, gracefully acknowledging their follies and absurdities, but insisting, nevertheless, on heroism. Instead of shrinking, the hero moves ever toward life. Life is largely material, and there is no small heroism in the full and open enjoyment of material things. The acc.u.mulation of material things is shallow and vain, but to have a genuine relationship with such things is to have a relationship with life and, by extension, a relationship with the divine.
To physically overcome death-is that not the goal?-we must think unthinkable thoughts and ask unanswerable questions. Yet we must not lose ourselves in abstract vapors of philosophy. Death has his concrete allies, we must enlist ours. Never underestimate how much a.s.sistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.
The solution to the ultimate problem may prove to be elemental and quite practical. Philosophers have argued for centuries about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, but materialists have known all along that it depends on whether they are jitterbugging or dancing cheek to cheek.
By Sunday evening, Priscilla was feeling slightly better, feeling less like a dented can of cheap dog food than like a dented can of expensive dog food. Alpo instead of Skippy.
For the diversion that was in it, she switched on the television. On the Sunday Night Movie, a small boy named Jesse Jonah was pedaling his bike into the voracious vacuum of a black hole with a message from the Security Council of the United Nations. "I"ve been here before," said Priscilla. She changed channels and found a magazine-format doc.u.mentary program.
After exposing corruption and chicanery in two governing bodies and three major industries, the program focused on a new dance craze that was sweeping Argentina.