We were riding into Clinton middle of the morning, guests of a farmer taking a load of produce into town. I heard Margrethe gasp. I looked where she was staring I and there she was! - silvery and sleek and beautiful. I could not make out her name, but her logo told me that she was Eastern Airlines.
"Dallas-Denver Express," our host remarked, and hauled a watch out of his overalls. "Six minutes late. Unusual."
I tried to cover my excitement. "Does Clinton have an airport?"
"Oh, no. Oklahoma City, nearest. Goin" to give up hitchhiking and take to the air?"
"Would be nice."
"Wouldn"t it, though. Beats farmin"."
I kept the conversation on inanities until he dropped us outside the city market a few minutes later. But, once Margrethe and I were alone, I could hardly contain myself. I started to kiss her, then suddenly stopped myself. Oklahoma is every bit as moral as Kansas; most communities have stiff laws about public Iallygagging.
I wondered how, hard I was going to find it to readjust, after many weeks in many worlds not one of which had the high moral standards of my home world. It could be difficult to stay out of trouble when (admit it!) I had grown used to kissing my wife in public and to other displays, innocent in themselves, but never seen in public in moral communities. Worse, could I keep my darling out of trouble? I had been born here and could slip back into its ways... but Marga was as affectionate as a collie pup and had no sense of shame whatever about showing it.
I said, "Sorry, dear, I was about to kiss you. But I must not."
"Why not?"
"Uh, I can"t kiss you in public. Not here. Only in private. It"s - It"s a case of "When in Rome, one must do as the Romans do." But never mind that now. Darling, we"re home! My home, and now it"s-your home. You saw the dirigible."
"That was an airship truly?"
"Really and truly... and the happiest sight I"ve seen in months. Except - Don"t get your hopes up too high, too fast. We know how some of these shifting worlds strongly resemble each other in many ways. I suppose there is an outside possibility that this is a world with dirigibles... but not my world. Oh, I don"t believe that but let"s not get too excited."
(I did not notice that Margrethe was not at all excited.)
"How will you tell that this is your world?"
"We could check just as we have before, at public libraries. But in this case there is something faster and better. I want to find the Bell Telephone office - I"ll ask at that grocery store."
I wanted the telephone office rather than a public telephone because I wanted to consult telephone books" before making telephone calls - was it my world?
Yes, it was! The office had telephone books for all of Oklahoma and also books from major cities in, other states - including a most familiar telephone book for Kansas City, Kansas. "See, Margrethe?" I pointed to the listing for Churches United for Decency, National Office.
"I see."
"Isn"t it exciting? Doesn"t it make you want to dance and sing?"
(She made it sound like: "Doesn"t he look natural? And so many, lovely flowers.")
We had the alcove where the telephone books were to ourselves. So I whispered urgently, "What"s the trouble, dear? This is a happy occasion. Don"t you understand? Once I get on that phone we"ll have money. No more menial jobs, no more wondering how we will eat or where we will sleep. We"ll go straight home by Pullman - no, by dirigible! You"ll like that, I know you will! The ultimate in luxury. Our honeymoon, darling -the honeymoon we could never afford."
:You will not take me to Kansas City."
What do you mean?"
"Alec... your wife is there."
Believe me when I say that I had not thought once about Abigail in many, many weeks. I had become convinced that I would never see her again (regaining my home world was totally unexpected) and I now had a wife, all the wife any man could ever want: Margrethe.
I wonder if that-first shovelful of dirt hits a corpse with the same shock.
I pulled out of it. Some. "Marga, here"s what we"ll do. Yes, I have a problem, but we can solve it. Of course you go to Kansas City with me! You must. But there, because of Abigail, I must find a quiet place for you to stay while I get things straightened out." (Straightened out? Abigail was going to scream b.l.o.o.d.y murder.) "First I must get at my money. Then I must see a lawyer." (Divorce? In a state where there was only one legal ground and "that one granted divorce only to the injured party? Margrethe the other woman? Impossible. Let Margrethe be exposed in stocks? Be ridden out of town on a rail if Abigail demanded it? Never mind what would be done to me, never mind that Abigail would strip me of every cent - Margrethe must not be subjected to the Scarlet Letter laws of my home world. No!)
"Then we will go to Denmark." (No, it can"t be divorce.)
"We will?"
"We will. Darling, you are my wife, now and forever. I can"t leave you here while I get things worked out in Kay See; the world might shift and I would lose you. But we can"t go to Denmark until I lay hands on my money. All clear?" (What if Abigail has cleaned out my bank account?)
"Yes, Alec. We will go to Kansas City."
(That settled part of it. But it did not settle Abigail. Never mind, I would burn that bridge when I came to it.)
Thirty seconds later I had more problems. Certainly the girl in charge would place a call for me long distance collect. Kansas City? For Kansas City, either Kansas or Missouri, the fee to open the trunk line for query was twenty-five cents. Deposit it in the coin box, please, when I tell you. Booth two.
I went to the booth and dug into my pocket for coins, laid them out:
A twenty-cent piece;
Two threepenny coppers;
A Canadian quarter, with the face of the Queen (queen?);
A half dollar;
Three five-cent pieces that were not nickels, but smaller.
And not one of these coins carried the familiar "G.o.d Is Our Fortress" motto of the North American Union.
I stared at that ragbag collection and tried to figure out when this last change had taken place. Since I last was paid evidently, which placed it later than yesterday afternoon but earlier than the hitch we had gotten just after breakfast. While we slept last night? But we had not lost our clothes, had not lost our money. I even had my razor, a lump in my breast pocket.
Never mind - any attempt to understand all the details of these changes led only to madness. The shift had indeed taken place; I was here in my native world... and it had left me with no money. With no legal money.
By Hobson"s choice, that Canadian quarter looked awfully good. I did not try to tell myself that the Eighth Commandment did not apply to big corporations. Instead I did promise myself that I would pay it back. I picked it up and took the receiver off the hook.
"Number, please."
"Please place a collect call to Churches United for Decency in Kansas City, Kansas. The number is State Line I224J. I"ll speak to anyone who answers."
"Deposit twenty-five cents, please." I deposited that Canadian quarter and held my breath - heard it go tingthunk-thunk. Then Central said, "Thank you. Do not hang up. Please wait."
I waited. And waited. And waited.
"On your call to Kansas City - Churches United for Decency reports that they do not accept collect calls."
"Hold it! Please tell them that the Reverend Alexander Hergensheimer is calling."