Again Katie rushed in, out again fast. "Here!"
In that brief time Jerry had grown twelve feet tall - and changed. He was still Jerry, but I now knew why Lucifer was known as the most beautiful of all the angels. "So long!" he said. "Rahab, I"ll call you if I can." He started to pick me up.
"Wait! Egret and I must kiss him good-bye!"
"Oh. Make it snappy!"
They did, ritual pecks only, given simultaneously. Jerry grabbed me, held me like a child, and we went straight up. I had a quick glimpse of Sans Souci, the Palace, and the Plaza, then smoke and flame from the Pit covered them. We went on out of this world.
How we traveled, how long we traveled, where we traveled I do not know. It was like that endless fall to h.e.l.l, but made much more agreeable by Jerry"s arms. It reminded me of times when I was very young, two or three years old, when my father would sometimes pick me up after supper and hold me until I fell asleep.
I suppose I did sleep. After a long time I became alert by feeling Jerry sweeping in for a landing. He put me down, set me on my feet.
There was gravity here; I felt weight and "down" again had meaning. But I do not think we were on a planet. We seemed to be on a platform or a porch of some immensely large building. I could not see it because we were right up against it. Elsewhere there was nothing to see, just an amorphous twilight.
Jerry said, "Are you all right?"
"Yes. Yes, I think so."
"Good. Listen carefully. I am about to take you in to see - no, for you to be seen by - an Ent.i.ty who is to me, and to my brother your G.o.d Yahweh, as Yahweh is to you. Understand me?"
"Uh... maybe. I"m not sure."
"A is to B as B is to C. To this Ent.i.ty your lord G.o.d jehoyah is equivalent to a child building sand castles at a beach, then destroying them in childish tantrums. To Him, I am a child, too. I look up to Him as you look up to your triple deity - father, son, and holy ghost. I don"t worshipe this Ent.i.ty as G.o.d; He does not demand, does not expect, does not want, that sort of bootlicking. Yahweh may be the, only G.o.d who ever thought up that curious vice - at least I do not know of another planet or place in any universe where G.o.d-worship is practiced. But I am young and not much traveled."
Jerry was watching me closely. He appeared to be troubled. "Alec, maybe this a.n.a.logy will explain it. When you were growing up, did you ever have to take a pet to a veterinarian?"
"Yes. I didn"t like it because they always hated it so."
"I don"t like it, either. Very well, you know what it is to take a sick or damaged animal to the vet. Then you had lo wait while the doctor decided whether or not your pet could be made well. Or whether the kind and gentle thing to do was to put the little creature out of its misery. Is this not true?"
"Yes. Jerry, you"re telling me that things are dicey. Uncertain."
"Utterly uncertain. No precedent. A human being has never been taken to this level before. I don"t know what He will do."
"Okay. You told me before that there would be a risk."
"Yes. You are in great danger. And so am I, although I think your danger is much greater than mine. But, Alec, I can a.s.sure you of this: If It. decided to extinguish you, you will never know it. It is not a s.a.d.i.s.tic G.o.d."
""It" - is it "It" or "He"?"
"Uh... use "he". If It embodies, It will probably use a human appearance. If so, you can address Him as "Mr Chairman" or "Mr Koshchei". Treat Him as you would a man much older than you are and one you respect highly. Don"t bow down or offer worship. Just stand your ground and tell the truth. If you die, die with dignity."
The guard who stopped us at the door was not human, - until I looked again and then he was human. And that Characterizes the uncertainty of everything I saw at the place Jerry referred to as "The Branch Office".
The guard said to me, "Strip down, please. Leave your clothes with me; you can pick them up later, What is that metal object?"
I explained that it was just a safety razor.
"And what is it for?"
"It"s a... a knife for cutting hair off the face.
"You grow hair on your face?"
I tried to explain shaving.
"If you don"t want hair there, why do you grow it there?" Is it a material of economic congress?"
"Jerry, I think I"m out of my depth."
"I"ll handle it." I suppose he then talked to the guard but I didn"t hear anything. Jerry said to me, "Leave your razor with your clothes. He thinks you are crazy but he thinks I am crazy, too. It doesn"t matter."
Mr Koshchei may be "an "It" but to me He looked like a twin brother of Dr Simmons, the vet back home in Kansas to whom I used to take cats and dogs, and once, a turtle - the procession of small animals who shared my childhood. And the Chairman"s office looked exactly like Dr Simmons" office, even to the rlolltop desk the doctor must have inherited from his grandfather. There was a well-remembered Seth Thomas eight-day clock on a little shelf over the doctor"s desk.
I realized (being cold sober and rested) that this was not Dr Simmons and that the semblance was intentional but not intended to deceive. The Chairman, whatever He or It or She may be, had reached into my mind with some sort of hypnosis to create an ambience in which I could relax. Dr Simmons used to pet an animal and talk to it, before he got down to the uncomfortable, unfamiliar, and often painful things that he had to do to that animal.
It had worked. It worked with me, too. I knew that Mr Koshchei was not the old veterinary surgeon of my childhood... but this simulacrum brought out in me the same feeling of trust.
Mr Koshchei looked up as we came in. He nodded to Jerry, glanced at me. "Sit down."
We sat down. Mr Koshchei turned back to His desk. My ma.n.u.script was on it. He picked it up, jogged the sheets - straight, put them down. "How are things in your bailiwick, Lucifer? Any problems?"
"No, Sir. Oh, the usual gripes about the air conditioning. Nothing I can"t handle."
"Do you want to rule earth this millennium?"
"Hasn"t my brother claimed it?"
"Yahweh has claimed it, yes - he has p.r.o.nounced Time Stop and torn it down. But I am not bound to let him rebuild. Do you want it? Answer Me."
"Sir, I would much rather start with all-new materials."
"All your guild prefer to start fresh. With no thought of the expense, of course. I could a.s.sign you to the Glaroon for a few cycles. How say you?"
Jerry was slow in answering. "I must leave it to the Chairman"s judgment."
,"You are quite right; you must. So we will discuss it later. Why have you interested yourself in this creature of your brother"s?"
I must have dropped off to sleep, for I saw puppies and kittens playing in a courtyard - and there was nothing of that sort there. I heard Jerry saying, "Mr Chairman, almost everything about a human creature is ridiculous, except its ability to suffer bravely and die gallantly for whatever it loves and believes in. The validity of that belief, the appropriateness of that love, is irrelevant; it is the bravery and the gallantry that count. These are uniquely human qualities, independent of mankind"s creator, who has none of them himself - as I know, since he is my brother... and I lack them, too.
"You ask, why this animal, and why me? This one I picked up beside a road, a stray - and, putting aside its own troubles - much too big for it! - it devoted itself to a (and fruitless) attempt to save my "soul" by the rules it had been taught. That its attempt was misguided and useless does not matter; it tried hard on my behalf when it believed me to be in extreme danger. Now that it is in trouble I owe it an equal effort."
Mr Koshchei pushed his spectacles down His nose and looked over them. "You offer no reason why I should interfere with local authority."
"Sir, is there not a guild rule requiring artists to be kind in their treatment of their volitionals?"
"No.