BROADBENT [clasping her violently to his breast, with a crow of immense relief and triumph]. Ah, that"s right, that"s right: That"s magnificent. I knew you would see what a first-rate thing this will be for both of us.
NORA [incommoded and not at all enraptured by his ardor]. You"re dreadfully strong, an a gradle too free with your strength. An I never thought o whether it"d be a good thing for us or not. But when you found me here that time, I let you be kind to me, and cried in your arms, because I was too wretched to think of anything but the comfort of it. An how could I let any other man touch me after that?
BROADBENT [touched]. Now that"s very nice of you, Nora, that"s really most delicately womanly [he kisses her hand chivalrously].
NORA [looking earnestly and a little doubtfully at him]. Surely if you let one woman cry on you like that you"d never let another touch you.
BROADBENT [conscientiously]. One should not. One OUGHT not, my dear girl. But the honest truth is, if a chap is at all a pleasant sort of chap, his chest becomes a fortification that has to stand many a.s.saults: at least it is so in England.
NORA [curtly, much disgusted]. Then you"d better marry an Englishwoman.
BROADBENT [making a wry face]. No, no: the Englishwoman is too prosaic for my taste, too material, too much of the animated beefsteak about her. The ideal is what I like. Now Larry"s taste is just the opposite: he likes em solid and bouncing and rather keen about him. It"s a very convenient difference; for we"ve never been in love with the same woman.
NORA. An d"ye mean to tell me to me face that you"ve ever been in love before?
BROADBENT. Lord! yes.
NORA. I"m not your first love?
BROADBENT. First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity: no really self-respecting woman would take advantage of it. No, my dear Nora: I"ve done with all that long ago. Love affairs always end in rows. We"re not going to have any rows: we"re going to have a solid four-square home: man and wife: comfort and common sense--and plenty of affection, eh [he puts his arm round her with confident proprietorship]?
NORA [coldly, trying to get away]. I don"t want any other woman"s leavings.
BROADBENT [holding her]. n.o.body asked you to, ma"am. I never asked any woman to marry me before.
NORA [severely]. Then why didn"t you if you"re an honorable man?
BROADBENT. Well, to tell you the truth, they were mostly married already. But never mind! there was nothing wrong. Come! Don"t take a mean advantage of me. After all, you must have had a fancy or two yourself, eh?
NORA [conscience-stricken]. Yes. I suppose I"ve no right to be particular.
BROADBENT [humbly]. I know I"m not good enough for you, Nora. But no man is, you know, when the woman is a really nice woman.
NORA. Oh, I"m no better than yourself. I may as well tell you about it.
BROADBENT. No, no: let"s have no telling: much better not. I shan"t tell you anything: don"t you tell ME anything. Perfect confidence in one another and no tellings: that"s the way to avoid rows.
NORA. Don"t think it was anything I need be ashamed of.
BROADBENT. I don"t.
NORA. It was only that I"d never known anybody else that I could care for; and I was foolish enough once to think that Larry--
BROADBENT [disposing of the idea at once]. Larry! Oh, that wouldn"t have done at all, not at all. You don"t know Larry as I do, my dear. He has absolutely no capacity for enjoyment: he couldn"t make any woman happy. He"s as clever as be-blowed; but life"s too earthly for him: he doesn"t really care for anything or anybody.
NORA. I"ve found that out.
BROADBENT. Of course you have. No, my dear: take my word for it, you"re jolly well out of that. There! [swinging her round against his breast] that"s much more comfortable for you.
NORA [with Irish peevishness]. Ah, you mustn"t go on like that. I don"t like it.
BROADBENT [unabashed]. You"ll acquire the taste by degrees. You mustn"t mind me: it"s an absolute necessity of my nature that I should have somebody to hug occasionally. Besides, it"s good for you: it"ll plump out your muscles and make em elastic and set up your figure.
NORA. Well, I"m sure! if this is English manners! Aren"t you ashamed to talk about such things?
BROADBENT [in the highest feather]. Not a bit. By George, Nora, it"s a tremendous thing to be able to enjoy oneself. Let"s go off for a walk out of this stuffy little room. I want the open air to expand in. Come along. Co-o-o-me along. [He puts her arm into his and sweeps her out into the garden as an equinoctial gale might sweep a dry leaf].
Later in the evening, the gra.s.shopper is again enjoying the sunset by the great stone on the hill; but this time he enjoys neither the stimulus of Keegan"s conversation nor the pleasure of terrifying Patsy Farrell. He is alone until Nora and Broadbent come up the hill arm in arm. Broadbent is still breezy and confident; but she has her head averted from him and is almost in tears].
BROADBENT [stopping to snuff up the hillside air]. Ah! I like this spot. I like this view. This would be a jolly good place for a hotel and a golf links. Friday to Tuesday, railway ticket and hotel all inclusive. I tell you, Nora, I"m going to develop this place. [Looking at her] Hallo! What"s the matter? Tired?
NORA [unable to restrain her tears]. I"m ashamed out o me life.
BROADBENT [astonished]. Ashamed! What of?
NORA. Oh, how could you drag me all round the place like that, telling everybody that we"re going to be married, and introjoocing me to the lowest of the low, and letting them shake hans with me, and encouraging them to make free with us? I little thought I should live to be shaken hans with be Doolan in broad daylight in the public street of Rosscullen.
BROADBENT. But, my dear, Doolan"s a publican: a most influential man. By the way, I asked him if his wife would be at home tomorrow. He said she would; so you must take the motor car round and call on her.
NORA [aghast]. Is it me call on Doolan"s wife!
BROADBENT. Yes, of course: call on all their wives. We must get a copy of the register and a supply of canva.s.sing cards. No use calling on people who haven"t votes. You"ll be a great success as a canva.s.ser, Nora: they call you the heiress; and they"ll be flattered no end by your calling, especially as you"ve never cheapened yourself by speaking to them before--have you?
NORA [indignantly]. Not likely, indeed.
BROADBENT. Well, we mustn"t be stiff and stand-off, you know. We must be thoroughly democratic, and patronize everybody without distinction of cla.s.s. I tell you I"m a jolly lucky man, Nora Cryna. I get engaged to the most delightful woman in Ireland; and it turns out that I couldn"t have done a smarter stroke of electioneering.
NORA. An would you let me demean meself like that, just to get yourself into parliament?
BROADBENT [buoyantly]. Aha! Wait till you find out what an exciting game electioneering is: you"ll be mad to get me in.
Besides, you"d like people to say that Tom Broadbent"s wife had been the making of him--that she got him into parliament--into the Cabinet, perhaps, eh?
NORA. G.o.d knows I don"t grudge you me money! But to lower meself to the level of common people.
BROADBENT. To a member"s wife, Nora, n.o.body is common provided he"s on the register. Come, my dear! it"s all right: do you think I"d let you do it if it wasn"t? The best people do it. Everybody does it.
NORA [who has been biting her lip and looking over the hill, disconsolate and unconvinced]. Well, praps you know best what they do in England. They must have very little respect for themselves. I think I"ll go in now. I see Larry and Mr Keegan coming up the hill; and I"m not fit to talk to them.
BROADBENT. Just wait and say something nice to Keegan. They tell me he controls nearly as many votes as Father Dempsey himself.
NORA. You little know Peter Keegan. He"d see through me as if I was a pane o gla.s.s.
BROADBENT. Oh, he won"t like it any the less for that. What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering. Not that I would flatter any man: don"t think that. I"ll just go and meet him. [He goes down the hill with the eager forward look of a man about to greet a valued acquaintance. Nora dries her eyes, and turns to go as Larry strolls up the hill to her].
LARRY. Nora. [She turns and looks at him hardly, without a word.
He continues anxiously, in his most conciliatory tone]. When I left you that time, I was just as wretched as you. I didn"t rightly know what I wanted to say; and my tongue kept clacking to cover the loss I was at. Well, I"ve been thinking ever since; and now I know what I ought to have said. I"ve come back to say it.
NORA. You"ve come too late, then. You thought eighteen years was not long enough, and that you might keep me waiting a day longer.