"The man who has all the cards generally does," said Sir Bridgman drily. "Dene will always get there, because he has no axe to grind, and the only thing he respects is brains. That is why he snubs us all so unmercifully," he added with the laugh that always made Sir Lyster wish he wouldn"t.
"Now I want to consult you about a rather embarra.s.sing question that"s on the paper for Friday," said Sir Lyster.
Unconscious that he was forming the subject of discussion with the heads of the Admiralty, John Dene, on leaving the First Lord"s room, turned to the right and walked quickly in the direction of the main staircase. As he reached a point where the corridor was intersected by another running at right angles, the sudden opening of a door on his left caused him to turn his head quickly. A moment later there was a feminine cry and a sound of broken crockery, and John Dene found himself gazing down at a broken teapot.
"Oh!"
He looked up from the steaming ruin of newly brewed tea into the violet eyes of the girl who had directed him to the Admiralty. He noticed the purity of her skin, the redness of her lips and the rebelliousness of her corn-coloured hair, which seeming to refuse all constraint clung about her head in little wanton tendrils.
"That"s my fault," said John Dene, removing his hat. "I"m sorry."
"Yes; but our tea," said the girl in genuine consternation; "we"re rationed, you know."
"Rationed?" said John Dene.
"Yes; we only get two ounces a week each," she said with a comical look of despair.
"Gee!" cried John Dene, then he asked suddenly: "What are you?"
The girl looked at him in surprise, a little stiffly.
"Can you type? Never mind about the tea."
"But I do mind about the tea." She found John Dene"s manner disarming.
"I take it you"re a stenographer. Now tell me your name. I"ll see about the tea." He had whipped out a note-book and pencil. "Hurry, I"ve got a cable to send."
Seeing that she was reluctant to give her name, he continued: "Never mind about your name. Be in the First Lord"s room to-morrow at eleven o"clock; I"ll see you there;" and with that he turned quickly, resumed his hat and retraced his steps.
Without knocking, he pushed open the door of Mr. Blair"s room, walked swiftly across and opened the door leading to that of the First Lord.
"Here!" he cried, "where can I buy a pound of tea?"
If John Dene had asked where he could borrow an ichthyosaurus, Sir Lyster and Sir Bridgman could not have gazed at him with more astonishment.
"You can"t," said Sir Bridgman, at length, his eyes twinkling as he watched the expression on Sir Lyster"s face.
"Can"t!" cried John Dene.
"Tea"s rationed--two ounces a week," explained Sir Bridgman.
"Anyhow I"ve got to buy a pound of tea. I"ve just smashed up the teapot of a girl in the corridor."
"I"m afraid it"s impossible," said Sir Lyster with quiet dignity.
"Impossible!" said John Dene irritably. "Here am I giving more"n a million dollars to the country and I can"t get a pound of tea. I"ll see about that. She"ll be here in this room to-morrow at eleven o"clock," and with that the door closed and John Dene disappeared.
"I"ve told a girl to be here at eleven o"clock to-morrow. She"s going to be my secretary," he explained to Mr. Blair as he pa.s.sed through his office.
Mr. Blair blinked his eyes vigorously. He had seen Sir Lyster and Admiral Heyworth leave the Admiralty with John Dene, he gathered that they had had a long interview with the Prime Minister, then they had returned again and, for two hours, had sat in consultation with the First Sea Lord. Now the amazing John Dene had made an appointment to meet some girl in the First Lord"s room at eleven o"clock the next morning.
As John Dene left the Admiralty puffing clouds of blue content from his cigar, the shifty-eyed man, in a grey suit, who had been examining the Royal Marines statue, drew a white handkerchief with a flourish from his pocket and proceeded to blow his nose vigorously. The act seemed to pa.s.s unnoticed save by a young girl sitting on a neighbouring seat.
She immediately appeared to become greatly interested in the movements of John Dene, whilst the man in the grey suit walked away in the direction of Birdcage Walk.
"Where"s the tea?" was the cry with which Dorothy West was greeted as she entered the room she occupied with a number of other girls after her encounter with John Dene.
"It"s in the corridor," she replied.
"Oh! go and get it, there"s a dear; I"m simply parched," cried Marjorie Rogers, a pretty little brunette at the further corner.
"It"s all gone," said Dorothy West; "a Hun just knocked it out of my hand. He smashed the teapot."
"Smashed the teapot!" cried several girls in chorus.
"Oh! Wessie," wailed the little brunette, "I shall die."
"Why did you let him do it?" asked a fair girl with white eyelashes and gla.s.ses.
"I didn"t," said Dorothy; "he just barged into me and knocked the teapot out of my hand, and then made an a.s.signation for eleven o"clock to-morrow in the First Lord"s room."
"An a.s.signation! The First Lord"s room!" cried Miss Cunliffe, who by virtue of a flat chest, a pair of round gla.s.ses, and an uncompromising manner made an ideal supervisor. She was known as "Old Goggles."
"What do you mean, Miss West?"
"Exactly what I say, Miss Cunliffe. He asked me if I was a stenographer, and then said that I was to see him at eleven o"clock to-morrow morning in the First Lord"s room. What do you think I had better do?"
"Who is he? What is he? Do tell us, Wessie, dear," cried Marjorie Rogers excitedly.
"Well, I should think he"s either a madman or else he"s bought the Admiralty," said Dorothy West, her head on one side as if weighing her words before uttering them. "He"s the man I saw this morning with Sir Lyster Grayne and Admiral Heyworth, going to call on the Prime Minister--at least, I suppose they were; they went up the steps into Downing Street. But ought I to go at eleven o"clock, Miss Cunliffe?"
she queried.
"I"ll make enquiries," said Miss Cunliffe. "I"ll see Mr. Blair.
Perhaps he"s mad."
"But what are we going to do about our tea?" wailed Marjorie. "I"d sooner lose my character than my tea."
"Miss Rogers!" said Miss Cunliffe, whose conception of supervisorship was that she should oversee the decorum as well as the work of the other occupants of the room.
"I believe she did it on purpose," said she of the white eyelashes spitefully to a girl in a velvet blouse.
"You had better brew to-morrow"s tea to-day, Miss West," said Miss Cunliffe.
"Yes, do, there"s a darling," cried Marjorie. "I simply can"t wait another five minutes. Why, I couldn"t lick a stamp to save my life.
Borrow No. 13"s pot when they"ve finished with it, and pinch some of their tea, if you can," she added.
And Dorothy West went out to interview the guardian of No. 13"s teapot.