Late at night Captain Lewis sat at his desk writing letters, the lamp spotting on the white disk of his hat, which shaded his face, while the pale moonlight crept in through the open door. A sword clanked outside, and with a knock the officer of the guard hurriedly entered.
"Say, Bill, I have your scout Ermine down by the guard-house, and he"s drunk. I didn"t lock him up. Wanted to see you first. If I lock him up, I am afraid he"ll pull out on you when he comes to. What shall I do?"
"The devil you say--Ermine drunk? Why, I never knew him to drink; it was a matter of principle with him; often told me that his mentor, whoever he was, told him not to."
"Well, he"s drunk now, so there you are," said the officer.
"How drunk?"
"Oh, good and drunk."
"Can he walk?" Lewis queried.
"No; all he can do is lay on his back and shoot pretty thick Injun at the moon."
"Does every one know of this?"
"No; Corporal Riley and Private Ba.s.s of Company K brought him up from Wilmore"s whiskey-shack, and they are sitting on his chest out back of the guard-house. Come on," spoke the responsible one.
Lewis jumped up and followed. They quickly made their way to the spot, and there Lewis beheld Ermine lying on his back. The moonlight cut his fine face softly and made the aureole of his light hair stand away from the ground. He moaned feebly, but his eyes were closed. Corporal Riley and Private Ba.s.s squatted at his head and feet with their eyes fastened on the insensible figure. Off to one side a small pile of Ermine"s lethal weapons shimmered. The post was asleep; a dog barked, and an occasional cow-bell tinkled faintly down in the quartermaster"s corral.
"Gad!" gasped Lewis, as he too stooped down. "How did this happen, Corporal?"
"Well, I suppose we might as well tell it as it is," Ba.s.s replied, indirectly conscious of the loyalty he owed his brother sinner. "We ran the guard, sir, and went down to Wilmore"s, and when we got there, we found this feller pretty far gone with drink. He had his guns out, and was talking Injun, and he had Wilmore hiding out in the sage-brush. I beefed him under the ear, and we took his guns away, sir. I didn"t hurt him much; he was easy money with his load, and then we packed him up here, and I told the officer of the guard, sir."
"Well," said Lewis, finally, "make a chair of your hands and bring him down to my quarters."
The soldiers gathered up the limp form, while Lewis took the belt and pistols.
"No use of reporting this?"
"No," answered the officer of the guard.
The men laid him out on the Captain"s bed after partially disrobing him, and started to withdraw.
"Go to your quarters, men, and keep your mouths shut; you will understand it is best for you."
The two saluted and pa.s.sed out, leaving the Captain pacing the floor, and groping wildly for an explanation.
"Why, I have offered that boy a drink out of my own flask on campaign, when we were cold enough and tired enough to make my old Aunt Jane weaken on her blue ribbon; but he never did. That was good of the men to bring him in, and smart of Welbote not to chuck him in the guard-house.
Sailor"s sins! he"d never stand that; it would kill his pride, and he has pride, this long-haired wild boy. He may tell me in the morning, but I am not so sure of that. Laying down on his luck is not the way he plays it. I don"t doubt it was an accident, and maybe it will teach him a d---- good lesson; he"ll have a head like a hornets" nest to-morrow morning."
The Captain, after a struggle with the strange incident, sought his couch, and when he arose next morning betook himself to Ermine"s room.
He found him asleep amid the tangle of his wonderful hair, and he smiled as he pictured the scout"s surprise when he awoke; in fact, he pulled himself together for a little amus.e.m.e.nt. A few remarks to reenforce the headache would do more good than a long brief without a big "exhibit A,"
such as would accompany the awakening.
The steady gaze of the Captain awoke the scout, and he opened his eyes, which wandered about the room, but displayed no interest; they set themselves on the Captain"s form, but refused to believe these dreams, and closed again. The Captain grinned and addressed the empty room:--
"How would you like to be a millionnaire and have that headache? Oh, gee--"twould bust a mule"s skull."
The eyes opened again and took more account of things; they began to credit their surroundings. When the scene had a.s.sembled itself, Ermine sat up on the bed, saying, "Where am I? what hit me?" and then he lay down again. His dream had come true; he was sick.
"You are in my bed, so stay there, and you will come out all right. You have been making the Big Red Medicine; the devil is pulling your hair, and every time he yanks, he will say, "John Ermine, don"t do that again." Keep quiet, and you will get well." After saying which Lewis left the room.
All day long the young man lay on the bed; he was burning at the stake; he was being torn apart by wild horses; the regimental band played its bangiest music in his head; the big bra.s.s drum would nearly blow it apart; and his poor stomach kept trying to crawl out of his body in its desperate strife to escape Wilmore"s decoction of high-wine. This lasted all day, but by evening the volcano had blown itself out, when a natural sleep overcame him.
Captain Lewis had the knowledge of certain magic, well enough known in the army, to alleviate Ermine"s condition somewhat, but he chose not to use it; he wanted "exhibit A" to wind up in a storm of fireworks.
As Ermine started out the next morning Lewis called, "Hey, boy, how did you come to do it?"
Ermine turned a half-defiant and half-questioning front to Lewis and tossed his matted hair. "I don"t know, Captain; it all seems as though I must have fallen off the earth; but I"m back now and think I can stay here."
"Well, no one knows about it except myself, so don"t say a word to any one, and don"t do it again--sabe?"
"You bet I won"t. If the soldiers call that drowning their sorrows, I would rather get along with mine."
CHAPTER XV
BRINGING IN THE WOLF
"Going to follow the dogs to-day, Lewis?" said Lieutenant Shockley, poking his head in the half-open door.
"Yes, reckon I"ll give this chair a vacation; wait a minute," and he mauled the contents of his ditty-box after the manner of men and bears when in search of trifles. A vigorous stirring is bound to upheave what is searched for, so in due course the Captain dug up a snaffle-bit.
"I find my horse goes against this better than the government thing--when the idea is to get there and d---- formations."
"Well, shake yourself, Lewis; the people are pulling out."
"What, ahead of the scouts?" laughed the chief of them.
"Yes; and you know the line never retires on the scouts; so smoke up."
The orderly having changed the bits, the two mounted and walked away.
""Spose this is for the Englishman. Great people these Englishmen--go trotting all over the earth to chase something; anything will do from rabbits to tigers, and n.i.g.g.e.rs preferred," said Lewis.
"Must be a great deprivation to most Englishmen to have to live in England where there is nothing to chase. I suppose they all have this desire to kill something; a great hardship it must be," suggested Shockley.
"Oh, I think they manage," continued Lewis; "from what I understand the rich and the great go batting about the globe after heads; the so-so fellows go into the army and navy to take their chance of a killing, and the lower orders have to find contentment in staying at home, where there is no amus.e.m.e.nt but pounding each other."
"There goes your friend Ermine on that war-pony of his; well, he can show his tail to any horse in cantonments. By the way, some one was telling me that he carries a medicine-bag with him; isn"t he a Christian?"
"Oh, I don"t know. He reminds me of old Major Doyle of ours, who was promoted out of us during the war, but who rejoined in Kansas and was retired. You don"t remember him? He was an Irishman and a Catholic; he had been in the old army since the memory of man runneth not to the contrary, and ploughed his way up and down all over the continent. And there was Major Dunham--you know him. He and Doyle had been comrades since youth; they had fought and marched together, spilled many a noggin in each other"s honor, and who drew the other"s monthly pay depended on the paste-boards. Old Doyle came into post, one day, and had a lot of drinks with the fellows as he picked up the social threads. Finally he asked: "Un" phware is me ole friend, Dunham? Why doesn"t he come down and greet me with a gla.s.s?"
"Some one explained that old Dunham had since married, had joined the church, and didn"t greet any one over gla.s.ses any more.