Jokes Book Collection

Chapter 117

Q: Why doesn"t an Ess.e.x girl say much on her first date?

A: She doesn"t like to talk with her mouth full.

Q: Why did the Ess.e.x girl stand for Parliament?

A: She heard the House of Commons had a lot of members.

Q: Why do Ess.e.x girls only eat one third of their Mars bars?

A: Who needs to work or rest?

Q: Why do Ess.e.x girls prefer cars with adjustable steering wheels?

A: More headroom.

Q: What"s the difference between an Ess.e.x girl and Spud-U-Like?

A: Spud-U-Like has fewer fillings.

Q: What"s the difference between Ess.e.x girl and Directory Enquiries?

A: You can sometimes get through to Directory Enquiries.

Q: Why did the Ess.e.x girl enter for Wimbledon?

A: She thought the mixed doubles was a c.o.c.ktail drinking contest.

Q: What do you get if you cross an Ess.e.x girl with a computer?

A: A system that will always go down on you.

Q: Why does Ess.e.x Girl shave her armpits?

A: To stop her sticking to the Velcro fastenings in Wayne"s sh.e.l.l suit.

Q: What is an Ess.e.x girl"s idea of a really cla.s.sy meal?

A: A wooden chip-fork with her takeaway.

Q: What"s an Ess.e.x girl"s idea of romance?

A: A lift home afterwards.

Q: What"s the difference between an Ess.e.x girl and the England Cricket Team"s bowling?

A: Most men wouldn"t catch anything off the England Cricket Team"s bowling.

Q: What"s the difference between an Ess.e.x girl"s tights and a window cleaner?

A: A window cleaner has fewer ladders.

Q: Why is an Ess.e.x girl like a cinema-foyer hot dog?

A: You wouldn"t want your friends to catch you eating one.

Q: What"s the difference between and Ess.e.x Girl and the doggie on the parcel shelf of a car?

A: The doggie doesn"t nod its head as much.

Q: Why do Ess.e.x Girls always lose at Chess?

A: They can"t get over the fact that there isn"t any c.o.c.ktail sauce for the p.a.w.ns.

Q: What"s the difference between an Ess.e.x girl and the River Thames?

A: You"re less likely to catch something in the Thames.

Q: What"s the difference between Ess.e.x girl and the Man from Del Monte?

A: The man from Del Monte sometimes says No.

Q: Why are an Ess.e.x girl"s legs like margarine?

A: They spread easily.

Q: What"s the difference between Ess.e.x girl and a carpenter?

A: Ess.e.x girl has handled more tools.

Q: What"s the difference between Ess.e.x and Mars?

A: There might be intelligent life on Mars.

Q: What"s the difference between an Ess.e.x girl and a 20 Watt light bulb?

A: The 20 Watt light bulb is brighter.

Q: Why do Ess.e.x girls get married?

A: So they can appear in Readers" Wives.

Q: What"s the difference between Ess.e.x Girl and a mirror?

A: You can"t see through a mirror.

Q: What"s the difference between Ess.e.x girl and a condom?

A: You only use a condom once.

Q: What"s the difference between an Ess.e.x girl and h.e.l.ls Angels?

A: h.e.l.ls Angels wear originals.

Q: What"s the difference between Ess.e.x girl and an apple?

A: An apple is harder to eat.

Ess.e.x girls fixing their make-up in the ladies loos: Tracey: "Ere, Shaz, d"you fink I"m gettin" crows feet?

Sharon: Keep yer shoes on,Tray, then no-one will notice.

Q: What"s the difference between an Ess.e.x girl and a pine table?

A: It"s harder to strip a pine table.

Q: Why do Ess.e.x Girls dance round their handbags?

A: Have you ever seen an Ess.e.x Boys?

Q: What"s the difference between getting piles and breaking off an engagement with an Ess.e.x girl?

A: When the piles clear up you get your ring back.

Q: What is an Ess.e.x Girl"s favourite TV Program?

A: Open All Hours.

Q: Why does Ess.e.x girl wear a bra?

A: She likes a little foreplay.

Q: Why didn"t Ess.e.x girl go all the way on her first date?

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