I tapped on her.
"Pardon me while I get by," I said very polite.
Mrs. rolled her eyes way back in her head.
"Honestly, you two. It"s Valentine"s Day," she said. "Can"t you get along for just one day?"
After that, she took us by our hands. And she marched us outside.
We waited for her to leave.
Then he looked at me kind of shy.
"You did good," he said. "Thank you for not telling my secret."
I smiled at that nice boy.
"That"s okay. Thank you for my mushy gushy valentime," I said back.
After that, I faced my eyeball at him.
"Wink, wink, Jim," I said. "Wink, wink, wink."
And guess what?
Jim pointed his eyeball right back at me. And he winked very perfect!
After that, we runned off to play with our friends. Or else people might think we liked each other. And that would ruin everything!
That is how come I never ever told anybody about Jim"s secret. Not even my bestest friends, Lucille and Grace.
"Cause Meanie Jim is the bestest secret admirer I ever had.
And guess what else?
Room Nine is still staying sparky!
Zzzzt!
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