"Mae"s got a book," put in Rosalie eagerly, "about "Beauty and Grace."
You soak your face in oatmeal and almond-oil and honey, and let your hair hang in the sun, and whiten your nose with lemon juice, and wear gloves at night, and--"
"You really ought to have a bath of a.s.ses" milk," interrupted Mae.
"Cleopatra had; but I"m afraid it will be impossible to get."
"And you ought to learn to sing," added Rosalie, "and have some one song like the "Lorelei!" that you always hum when you"re about to ensnare a victim."
The project was foreign to Patty"s ordinary train of thought, but it did have an element of novelty and allurement. Neither Mae nor Rosalie were the partners she would naturally have chosen in any enterprise, but circ.u.mstances had thrown them together that day, and Patty was an obliging soul. Also, her natural common sense was wandering; she was still under the spell of the Egyptian sorceress.
They discussed the new society for several minutes more, until they heard the murmur of Miss Lord"s voice, bidding Mademoiselle goodnight.
"There"s Lordy!" Patty whispered warily. "I think you"d better to go to bed. We can plan the rest in the morning."
"Yes, let"s," said Rosalie, with a shiver. "I"m freezing!"
"But we must first take the vow," insisted Mae Mertelle. "We ought really to do it at midnight--but maybe half-past ten will do as well.
I"ve got it all planned. You two say it after me."
They joined hands and whispered in turn:
"I most solemnly promise to keep secret the name and object of this society; and if I break this oath, may I become freckled and bald and squint-eyed and pigeon-toed, now and forever more."
The three members of the S. A. S. devoted their leisure during the next few days to a careful study of the work on Beauty; and painstakingly set about putting its precepts into practice. Some of these seemed perplexingly at variance. The hair, for example, was to be exposed to air and sunlight, but the face was not. They cleverly circ.u.mvented this difficulty however. The week"s allowance went for chamois-skin. During every recreation hour, they retired to an airy knoll in the lower pasture, and sat in a patient row, with hair streaming in the wind, and faces protected by homemade masks.
One afternoon, a little Junior A, wandering far afield in a game of hide-and-seek, came upon them unawares; and returned to the safe confines of the playground with frightened shrieks. Dark rumors began to float about the school as to the aim and scope of the new society.
Suggestions ranged all the way from Indian squaws to Druid priestesses.
They almost met with disaster while acquiring the ingredients of the oatmeal poultice. The oatmeal and lemon were comparatively easy; the cook supplied them without much fuss. But she stuck at the honey. There were jars and jars of strained honey in the storeroom; but the windows were barred, and the key was in the bottom of Nora"s pocket. Confronted by the immediate necessity of becoming beautiful, they could not placidly sit down for five days, and wait for the weekly shopping trip to the village. Besides, with a teacher in attendance, there would be no possible chance of making the purchase. Honey was a contraband article, in the same cla.s.s with candy and jam and pickles.
They discussed the feasibility of filing through the iron gratings, or of chloroforming Nora and stealing the key, but in the end Patty accomplished the matter by the use of a little simple blarney. She dropped into the kitchen one afternoon with the plaintive admission that she was hungry. Nora hastened to supply a gla.s.s of milk and a piece of bread and b.u.t.ter, while Patty perched on a corner of the carving-table and settled herself for conversation. The girls were not supposed to visit the kitchen, but the law was never rigidly enforced. Nora was a social soul and she welcomed callers. Patty praised the apple dumplings of last night"s dessert; progressed from that to a discussion of the engaging young plumber who at the moment claimed all of Nora"s thoughts; then, by a natural transition, she pa.s.sed to honey. Before she left, she had obtained Nora"s promise to subst.i.tute it for marmalade the next morning at breakfast.
The members of the S. A. S. brought pin-trays to the meal, and un.o.btrusively transferred a supply from their plates to their laps.
But even so, disaster still threatened. Patty had the misfortune to collide with Evalina Smith in the upper hall, and she dropped her pin-tray, honey-side down, in the middle of the rug. At the same instant, Miss Lord bore down upon her from the end of the corridor.
Patty was a young person of resource; the emergency of the moment rarely found her napping. She plumped down on her knees in the midst of the puddle, and with widespread skirts, commenced frantically searching for an imaginary stick-pin.
"Is it necessary for you to block up the entire hall?" was Miss Lord"s only comment as she pa.s.sed.
The rug was happily reversible, and by the simple process of turning it over, Patty satisfactorily cleaned up the mess. The other two girls were generous, and shared their supply: so in the end she obtained her honey.
For three wakeful nights they stuck to the poultice--though perhaps it would be more accurate to say that the poultice stuck to them. In spite of many washings in hot water, their faces became noticeably scaly.
Miss Sallie, who represented St. Ursula"s board of health, met Patty Wyatt in the hall one morning. She took her by the chin and turned her to the light. Patty squirmed embarra.s.sedly.
"My dear child! What is the matter with your face?"
"I--I don"t know--exactly. It seems sort of--of--dandruffy."
"I should think it did! What have you been eating?"
"Only what I get at meals," said Patty, relievedly telling the truth.
"There"s something the matter with your blood," diagnosed Miss Sallie.
"What you need is a tonic. I shall prescribe boneset tea for you."
"Oh, Miss Sallie!" Patty earnestly remonstrated. "I don"t need it, _really_. I"m sure I"ll be all right." She had tried boneset tea before; it was the bitterest brew that was ever concocted.
When Miss Sallie met Mae Van Arsdale suffering from the same complaint, and later still, Rosalie Patton, she commenced to be perturbed. The apple trees under her care at the farm had been afflicted that spring with San Jose scale, but she had hardly expected the disease to spread to the school girls. That afternoon she superintended an infusion of boneset, of gigantic proportions, and at bedtime a reluctant school formed in line and filed past Miss Sallie, who, ladle in hand, presided over the punch bowl. Each received a flowing cupful and drank it with what grace she might, until Patty"s turn came. She disposed of hers in a blue china umbrella holder which stood in the hall behind Miss Sallie"s back. The remainder of the line successfully followed her lead.
Miss Sallie watched her little charges closely for the next few days; and sure enough, the scales disappeared. (The a.s.sociated Sirens had discarded poultices.) She was more than ever convinced of the efficacy of boneset.
Shortly after the founding of the society, Mae Mertelle returned from a week-end visit to her home. (Her mother was ill and she had been sent for. Someone in Mae"s family was conveniently ill a great deal of the time.) She brought with her three bracelets of linked scales representing a serpent swallowing his tail. S. A. S. in tiny letters was engraved between the emerald eyes.
"They are perfectly sweet!" said Patty, with grateful appreciation. "But why a snake?"
"It isn"t a snake; it"s a serpent," Mae explained. "To represent Cleopatra. She was the Serpent of the Nile. We"ll be Serpents of the Hudson."
With the appearance of the bracelets, curiosity in the S. A. S.
increased, but unlike the other secret societies which had appeared from time to time, its _raison d"etre_ remained a mystery. The school really commenced to believe that the society had a secret. Miss Lord, who had the reputation of being curious, stopped Patty one day as she was leaving the Virgil cla.s.s, and admired the new bracelet.
"And what may be the meaning of S. A. S.?" she inquired.
"It"s a secret society," said Patty.
"Ah, a secret society!" Miss Lord smiled. "Then I suppose the name is a DEEP MYSTERY." She lowered her voice, as she said it, to sepulchral depths.
There was something peculiarly irritating about Miss Lord"s manner; it always suggested that she was amused by the vagaries of her little pupils. She did not possess Miss Sallie"s happy faculty of meeting them on a level. Miss Lord peered down from above (through lorgnettes).
"Of course the name is a secret," said Patty. "If that got out, it would give the whole thing away."
"And what is the object of this famous society? Or is that too a secret?"
"Why, yes, that is, I mustn"t tell you exactly."
Patty smiled up at Miss Lord with the innocent, seraphic gaze that always warned those who knew her best that is was wisest to let her alone.
"It"s a sort of branch of the Sunshine Society," she added confidentially. "We"re to--well--to smile on people, you know, and make them like us."
"I see!" said Miss Lord, with an air of friendly understanding. "Then S.
A. S. stands for "Sunshine and Smiles?""
"Oh, please! You mustn"t say it out loud," Patty lowered her voice and threw an anxious glance over her shoulder.
"I wouldn"t tell anybody for worlds," Miss Lord promised solemnly.
"Thank you," said Patty. "It would be dreadful if it got out."
"It is a very sweet, womanly society," Miss Lord added approvingly. "But you ought not to keep it all to yourselves. Can"t you let me be an honorary member of the S. A. S.?"