Kami Sumeragi Yuusha no Eiyuutan 《Ryokou Tan》

(Book 2 Chapter 23) Chapter 35 – Largest invasion? No, war this is war 1.

(Diethelm)「What!?」

Said Diethelm. What was going on? Muttered Tetsuya. He thought it was painful not to know.

(Tetsuya)「Oh, what a troublesome pattern. 」

What Tetsuya saw was just like an outbreak of monsters from a novel. Tetsuya used 《Divine vision【Senrigan1)】》to confirm his surroundings. Then, Tetsuya saw what he expected. It was full of monsters wherever he looked.
If it was like one of Tetsuya’s young adult fiction, the main protagonist should be active in the play at that time. Unfortunately, there was no one like that around. No, I must say that there was someone who could crush such a protagonist with a little finger. But that man…

「Save us, hero（棒2) 」

Someone thought that it would be good to call a hero. It seemed that he wasn’t completely eager to. Well, he is perhaps a hero but was destined to only become a sacrifice if he showed up. As yet, the hero’s strength was still too powerless. If he was thrown into the Abyss’s Fool3), he would soon get stronger but most likely die before long.

(Diethelm)「What in the world?」

「Your Majesty!? We got a problem! An army of monsters is heading towards the Royal capital!! It seems that monsters with X and XX rates are also within! It is estimated that they will arrive at around 7pm!」

While everyone was still doubting, a soldier with what could be considered a moderate rank, entered the room running. The soldier explained to the persons inside the room the situation outside.

Bip Bip.

At that time, a sound rang.

(Tetsuya)「Oh? What is it?…… Is this the guild card doing?….. There is something written. Eto, what?

『Official and compulsory emergency request. For details, read the following.
【《Emergency forced request》
Monsters are invading Lichtenstadt, the royal capital of the kingdom of Adol. The content of the request is the defense of the kingdom and the annihilation or repulsion of the monsters. Adventurers over D rank are forced to partic.i.p.ate. As some high-ranking adventurers are to receive a separate request, do not follow this one.
The remuneration is one Gold coin for partic.i.p.ation and three after the end. All the monsters’ materials from the one you knocked out 4) are yours. 】』
What is this, this feature? I was never aware of something like this. Besides, this function could be used to contact other adventurers after exchanging contact information…… This d.a.m.ned branch manager, he had asked to be my friend but he never told me about this? Hm? I still have the contact.

『【《Emergency request》
Monsters are invading Lichtenstadt, the royal capital of the Adol kingdom, we need to exterminate or repulse their army. This requires your strength. Please, lend us your power.
The client… the headquarters of Adol Kingdom’s Adventurer Guild.
Request…… The x.x.x ranked adventurer Tetsuya Kanzaki.
Rewards….. Five White Gold in advance, two Precious stone after the end, the materials of the monsters, and the special rank [The establishment and inauguration of the rank : Houkan(Crown)]】』」

（Fumu, I don’t need this. I already have more gold than I can ever use, and I don’t need materials of such a low standard. But rather, a special rank! Just like in Fate. 5) You just had to attach Crown or something! There’s no sorcery here, only have magic. Besides, I’m not of the latest generation! That thing! Am I by any chance absolute****area****Jishin****sensei? 6) I don’t remember learning this! Besides, my favorite character is the King of Conquerors 

7)！）

This was the sound from a function of the guild card, but Tetsuya never received the explanation. And watching the content transmitted from this function, Tetsuya’s mood became fairly stormy. Because the content was a joke. However, it was still worth it because Tetsuya said his favorite character. But if it was the case, Tetsuya would have made his followers use the 「Army of the King of conquerors!」Now I am afraid that he would do it, but I decided not to mind for now.

(Diethelm)「Tetsuya, what’s wrong?」

(Tetsuya)「You’re noisy s.h.i.tty King, fall silent」

(Diethelm)「Gusun, Tetsuya is horrible！Shiri, comfort me. 」

(Shiri)「Yes yes, Tetsuya. If you do that, you gotta do it more thoroughly. 」

(Tetsuya)「Huh! Roger that!」

(Diethelm)「Eldo! Siri is also teasing me!!」

(Eldo)「Father, you should be silent and reflect humph. 」

(Diethelm)「Eldo as well!? In that case, Elena. 」

(Elena)「Otou-sama8)、I’m enjoying the fragrance of Tetsuya-san, so don’t come near me please. 」

(Diethelm)「I’m crying!? Ah I know, Heath. 」

(Heath)「Leader, you should quickly think of a countermeasure. Oh, and your Majesty, quickly acknowledge that you were annoying a little while ago. 」

(Diethelm)「Even Heath? In that case, Glenn(Leader)！」

(Glenn)「Your majesty, I think that you should consider this countermeasure as well. 」

(Diethelm)「Uwaaaan9)！」

(Tetsuya)「So noisy! Keep silent, baldy. No, you’re not bald, I’m going to extract all of them! So quickly do it! Or do you prefer otherwise? Maybe you know anyone else? Anyway, it’s a pity. But n.o.body seems to have the time for the s.h.i.tty king?」

(Diethelm)「Gusun」

(Eldo)「Tetsuya, that’s a nice tone. 」

Diethelm muttered to himself as Tetsuya threw his most honest inner thoughts. But Tetsuya used abusive language. And then, Diethelm tried to be comforted but everyone said the same thing. But, Queen, is that okay?… He is your husband. No, there were people who blatantly said that he was a pervert… What?… Ah yes, that was a great scene to you? Apart from that, did you use magic to strengthen the senses of your daughter? Oh, somehow she had an amazing facial expression, just like she was in trance. Besides, Tetsuya was ignoring……… Is it okay? This situation; was Tetsuya …….ignoring the monsters? He was ignoring?
Today was a pathetic time for the monsters

「Huh? For some reason, I am shivering….. 」

「Shinozaki-san, you too?」

「Are we the only two to feel it?」

「No, me too. 」

In a room at the royal palace of a certain country. Four girls were unconsciously shivering.

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