"I am sorry you should take it thus," he replied, "for you force me to come at once to the point. As the nearest relation and natural guardian of my cousin, Miss Coventry, I must ask your intention with regard to that young lady. I have often remarked you paid her great attention, but it was not till to-day that I heard your name coupled with hers, and a doubt expressed as to which of the ladies I have mentioned you meant to honour with your preference. I don"t want to quarrel with you, Frank," added John, softening, "I don"t want to mistrust your good feelings or your honour. Perhaps you don"t know her as well as I do; perhaps you can"t appreciate her value like me. Many men would give away their lives for her--would think no sacrifice too dear at which to purchase her regard. Believe me, Frank, she"s worth anything. If you have proposed to her, as I have reason to think you must have done, confide in me; I will smooth all difficulties; I will arrange everything for you both. G.o.d knows I love her better than anything on earth; but _her_ happiness is my first consideration, and if she likes you, Frank, she shall marry you."
Captain Lovell seemed to be of a different opinion. He bit his lip, looking angry and annoyed.
"You go too fast, Mr. Jones," he replied very stiffly; "I have never given the young lady you mention an opportunity of either accepting or refusing me. If ever _I am_ fool enough to marry, I shall take the liberty of selecting my own wife, without consulting your taste; and I really cannot undertake to wed every lively young lady that condescends to flirt with me, merely _pour pa.s.ser le temps_."
John"s face grew dark with anger. How n.o.ble he looked as he squared his fine figure and reared his gallant head, standing erect before his enemy, and scanning him from top to toe. He was very quiet too; he only said,--
"Captain Lovell, I claim a brother"s right to protect Miss Coventry"s reputation, and as a brother I demand reparation for the wrong you have done her; need I say any more?"
"Not another syllable," replied Frank Lovell carelessly. "Whenever you like, only the sooner the better. Popham always acts for me on these occasions; he don"t go away till to-morrow afternoon, so I refer you to him. I"m getting sleepy now, Mr. Jones. I wish you a good-night."
Cousin John took up his candle, and retired. Never in my life had I been in such a position as this. That there would be a duel I had not the slightest shadow of doubt--and all for my sake. That my gallant, generous, true-hearted cousin should have behaved so n.o.bly, so unselfishly, did not surprise me; but that he should be sacrificed to his devoted fidelity--I could not bear to think of it for a moment!
How I loved him now! How I wondered that I could ever have compared the two for an instant! How I resolved to make him full amends, and, come what might, to frustrate this projected duel! But what could I do? In the first place, how was I to get out of the room?
My situation was so embarra.s.sing, and at the same time so ridiculous, that I could with difficulty resist a hysterical inclination to laugh.
Here I was, at all events, a close prisoner till Captain Lovell should go to bed, and he seemed to have no idea of that rational proceeding, though it was now past three o"clock. He walked about the room, whistling softly. Once he came so near my hiding-place that I felt his breath on my cheek. "Good heavens," thought I, "if he should take it into his head to have a shower-bath now to brace his nerves!" At last he walked to a drawer, selected a cigar, lit it, and throwing open the window, proceeded deliberately to get out. I almost hoped he would break his neck! But I conclude there was a ledge or balcony of some sort to sustain him, and that he was accustomed to a nightly cigar in that position. Here was a chance not to be lost! I bolted out of the shower-bath; I popped the extinguisher on one candle, and blew the other out at the same instant. I heard the smoker"s exclamation of astonishment, but heeded it not. I rushed through the door. I flew along the dark pa.s.sages, breathless and trembling; at last I reached my own room, more by instinct, I believe, than any other faculty, and having locked the door and struck a light, sat me down, in a state of immense confusion and bewilderment, to think what I should do next.
CHAPTER XXIII.
Who was there to whom I could apply? Sir Guy, of course, was out of the question. Then, in an affair of such delicacy, I could not consult a _young_ man; besides, these boys, I fancy, are always for fighting, right or wrong. A woman was no use, or I should have gone straight back to Lady Scapegrace. I pondered matters over and over again. I thought of every horror in the way of duelling I had ever heard of.
My own uncle was shot dead by a Frenchman when attached to the army of occupation at Cambray. It was a romantic story, and I had often heard the particulars from my G.o.dfather, General Grape, who officiated as his second. My uncle was a handsome, chivalrous youth, deeply attached to a countrywoman of his own, whose picture he wore constantly next his heart. Such a man was not likely to become compromised with another lady. It happened, however, that my uncle was quartered in the vicinity of a chateau belonging to a retired general of the Grand Army, who hated an Englishman as a matter of taste, and a British officer as a matter of duty.
The French general had a charming daughter, and Rosalie, besides being _belle comme le jour_, was likewise what her acquaintance called _tant soit peu coquette_. So she made love to my uncle on every available opportunity, and of course, because he didn"t care for her two pins, set her faithless heart upon him, as a woman will. To make things simpler, she was herself engaged to a young marquis in the neighbourhood. Well, my uncle, like a sensible man, did his best to keep clear of the whole thing, but he could not avoid meeting Rosalie occasionally in his walks, nor could he absolutely refuse to make her acquaintance, or refrain from perusing the letters she wrote to him, or, finally, prevent that forward young person from falling into his arms, and bursting into tears, with her head on his shoulder. The moment was, however, ill-chosen for so dramatic a scene, inasmuch as it occurred under the very noses of her father and her _fiance_, both of whom, unknown to the fair wanderer, had followed Rosalie, on purpose to find out where it was she walked day after day so perseveringly.
My uncle had scarcely recovered his surprise at the first demonstration ere he was staggered by the second--"_Malheureuse!_"
exclaimed the father; "_Perfide!_" groaned the lover; "_Traitre!_"
shouted the marquis; "_Lache!_" growled the general. My uncle turned from one to the other, completely at a nonplus, Rosalie in the meantime clinging to his breast and imploring him pa.s.sionately to save her! My uncle"s waistcoat came undone--his real mistress"s miniature dropped out; the sight added fuel to the fire of the belligerents.
Nothing would satisfy them but his blood. In vain he protested, in vain he swore, in extremely bad French, that he had no _penchant_ for Rosalie, had never made love to her in his life; in fact, rather disliked her than otherwise.
The Frenchmen _sacreed_, and fumed, and stormed at him, and jostled him, till my uncle lost all patience, shook himself clear of Rosalie, who fell fainting to the ground, knocked each of his adversaries down in turn, and walked home to his quarters, very much disgusted with the world in general, and the wilfulness of French young ladies in particular. Of course he knew perfectly well it was not to end here.
He sent for Grape, then a brother subaltern, and placed his honour in that officer"s hands.
No message came for two days, that interval having elapsed in consequence of a deadly quarrel between the marquis and the general as to who should take the thing up first. Grape firmly believes they decided the matter with small swords; another version is, that they played piquet for eight-and-forty hours to settle it--the best out of so many games. Be this how it may, the general appeared as the ostensible champion, and the marquis officiated as his _temoin_.
Grape, as my uncle"s second, chose pistols for the weapons, and selected a retired piece of ground in a large garden near the chateau as the lists. I give the conclusion in his own words:--
"Horsingham was as cool as a cuc.u.mber, and the only thing that seemed to annoy him was a possibility that the cause of his _rencontre_ might be misrepresented to her he loved at home.
""Tell her I was faithful to the last," said he to me as he squeezed my hand just before _I put him up_. "Tell her, if I fall, that I never loved another; that my heart is pure and spotless as that white rose, which I will wear upon it for her sake."
"While he spoke, he plucked a white rose from a neighbouring bush, and in spite of my remonstrances fixed it in the breast of his close-fitting dark coat.
""What are you about, Charlie?" I urged. "This is no time for romance. Don"t you know all these cursed Frenchmen are dead shots?
You might as well chalk out a bull"s eye over the pit of your stomach!"
"He was a romantic, foolish fellow. I can see him now, drawing himself up, and looking like a knight of the olden time, with his brightening eye, and his smooth, unruffled forehead."
""Give her the white rose," he only said. "She"ll keep it when it"s withered, perhaps. And tell her I never wavered--never for an hour!""
"I knew too well how it would be. From the instant he came on the ground the old general never took his eye off his man. What an eye it was! Cold and gray and leaden; half shut, like that of some wild animal, with a pupil that contracted visibly while I watched it. I knew my friend had no chance. I did all I could. As I had the privilege of placing the men, I stationed our adversary where he would have to look over his shoulder to see my signal, whilst my friend"s face was turned towards me. They were to fire when I dropped my hat. I dropped it with a flourish. Alas! all was of no use. The general shot him right through the heart. I knew he would; and the bullet cut the stalk of the rose in two, smashed the lower part of the miniature, leaving only the face untouched, and poor Charlie Horsingham never spoke again. As we lifted him and unb.u.t.toned his waistcoat, the two Frenchmen gazed at the miniature with looks of anger and curiosity. Great was their astonishment to behold the portrait of another than Rosalie. The younger man was much affected; he groaned aloud and covered his face with his hands.
Not so the old general. "_Tenez_," said he, wiping the barrel of his weapon on his glove, "_c"est dommage! je ne contais pas la-dessus; mais, que voulez-vous? Peste! ce n"est qu"un Anglais de moins._""
This is the carelessness with which men talk and think of human life; and here was my cousin about to go through the fearful ordeal, perhaps to be shot dead, like poor Charles Horsingham. The more I thought of it, the more resolutely I determined to prevent it. I had never taken off my dinner-dress--my candles were nearly burned down--the clock struck five--in two hours it would be daylight. There was not a moment to lose. All at once a bright thought struck me. I would rouse good old Mr. Lumley. He was clever, sensible, and respected; he was likewise a man of honour and a gentleman. With all his infirmities, I had seen him show energy enough when he could do any good. I would go to him at once; and I left my room with the resolution that I, for one, would move heaven and earth ere a hair of Cousin John"s precious head should be imperilled on my account.
I lit my candle and tripped once more along the silent pa.s.sages. I knew where Mrs. Lumley slept, and soon reached the door of her room; audible snores, base and treble, attested, if not the good consciences, at least the sound digestions of the inmates. I tapped loudly; no answer. Again I knocked till my knuckles smarted. A sleepy "Come in" was the reply to my summons. They probably thought it was the housemaid arrived to open the shutters. It was no time for false delicacy or diffidence, and I walked boldly into the apartment. By the light of the night-lamp I beheld the happy pair. Of course, I am not going to describe the lady"s dress; but all I can say is, that if ever I am prevailed on to marry, and such a catastrophe is by no means impossible, I shall _not_ permit my husband to disfigure himself at any hour by adopting such a custom as that of dear, kind, good old Mr.
Lumley.
A white cotton nightcap, coming well over the ears, and tied under the throat with tape to match, surmounted by a high _bonnet rouge_ like an extinguisher, the entire headdress being further secured by a broad black ribbon, would make Plato himself look ridiculous; and a sleepy old face, with a small turn-up nose, and a rough stubbly chin of unshaven gray, does not add to the beauty or the dignity of such a rec.u.mbent subject. However, what I wanted was Mr. Lumley; and Mr.
Lumley I was forced to take as I could get him.
"What"s o"clock?" he murmured drowsily. "Come again to light the fire in half an hour."
"Why, it"s Kate!" exclaimed his better half, rousing up, bright and warm, in a moment, like a child. "Goodness, Kate, what are you doing here?"
"Miss Coventry!" e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed her husband. "What is it? A perfect specimen of the common house-spider, I"ll lay my life. What an energetic girl! Found it on her pillow, and lost not a moment in bringing it here! I"m eternally obliged to you. Where is it? Mind you don"t injure the legs. Pray don"t stick a pin through the back."
"Oh, Mr. Lumley!" I sobbed out, "it"s worse than a spider. Get up, please; there"s going to be a duel, and I want you to stop it. Captain Lovell and Cousin--Cousin----"
I fairly broke down here, and burst into tears; but the kind old man understood me in an instant.
"Margery, my dear," he shouted, "get me up directly; there"s not a moment to lose. Oh, these boys! these boys! young blood and absence of brains! If they would but devote their energies to science. Don"t distress yourself, my dear; I"ll manage it all. Where does Captain Lovell sleep?"
"First door on the right, when you get down the steps in the Bachelors" wing," I replied unhesitatingly, much to the surprise of Mrs. Lumley. She would have known too, if she had been shut up there for a couple of hours in a shower-bath.
"I"ll go to him as soon as I"m dressed," promised Mr. Lumley. "I pledge you my honour he shan"t fight till I give him leave. Go to bed, my dear, and leave everything in my hands. Don"t cry, there"s a good girl. By the way, the housemaids here are infernally officious; you haven"t _seen_ a good specimen of the common house-spider anywhere about, have you?"
I a.s.sured the kind-hearted old naturalist I had not; and as he was already half out of bed, I took my departure, and sought my own couch--not to sleep, Heaven knows, but to toss and turn and tumble, and see horrid visions, waken as I was, and think of everything dreadful that might happen to my cousin, and confess to my own heart how I loved him now, and hated myself for having treated him as I had, and revel, as it were, in self-reproach and self-torture. It was broad daylight ere I fell into a sort of fitful dose, so out-wearied and over-excited was I, both in body and mind.
CHAPTER XXIV.
It is very disagreeable to face a large party with anything on your mind that you cannot help thinking must be known, or at least suspected, by your a.s.sociates. When I came down to breakfast, after a hasty and uncomfortable toilette, and found the greater portion of the guests a.s.sembled at that gossiping meal, I could not help fancying that every listless dandy and affected fine lady present was acquainted with my proceedings during the last twelve hours, and was laughing in his or her sleeve accordingly. I cast a rapid and frightened glance round the table, and, to my infinite relief, beheld Cousin John eating his egg as composedly as possible; whilst a rea.s.suring smile and a pleasant "Good-morning" from Mr. Lumley gave me to understand that his mediation had averted all fatal proceedings.
The other guests ate and drank, and laughed and chattered much as usual; but still I could not help remarking on the face of each of them a subdued expression of intelligence, as though in possession of some charming bit of news or delightful morsel of scandal. Lady Scapegrace was the first to put me on a footing of equality with the rest.
"We have lost some of our party, Kate," said she, as she handed me my tea. "I confess I suspected it last year, in London. She is a most amiable girl, and will have a large fortune."
I looked at her ladyship as if I was dreaming.
"You needn"t be so surprised, Kate," said she, laughing at my utter bewilderment; "don"t you miss anybody? Look round the table."