"Along Lumpini Park? There won"t be any people."
"Well, that"s even better. No compet.i.tion at all."
He sighed and nodded, and I realized with an odd sense of grat.i.tude that he was doing the same sort of "if I want this thing to work" calculus that I was.
We walked, then found a cab. It took only a few minutes to get to the place I had in mind: Brown Sugar, Bangkok"s best jazz club.
The club was on Soi Sarasin, opposite the northwest corner of giant Lumpini Park. It announced its presence quietly and with confidence: a simple green awning with white lettering that proclaimed "Brown Sugar-The Finest Jazz Restaurant." A redbrick facade and a lacquered wooden doorway, the door propped open, inviting. A window with rows of gla.s.s shelving displaying odds and ends-a ceramic bourbon decanter sporting a map of Kentucky, an antique martini mixer, a collection of tiny gla.s.s bottles, twin coffee canisters, a demita.s.se, ceramic soldiers in Napoleonic garb. A few wooden tables and chairs along the sidewalk in front, illuminated only by whatever light escaped from the club inside.
I was gratified to find the place still thriving. It was bracketed to the right by an alley and to the left by a cl.u.s.ter of neon-lit bars with names like Bar D and The Room and Cafe Noir. Unlike Brown Sugar, which had a cla.s.sic-some might say rundown-feel to it, the others all looked new. I had a feeling that none of the upstarts would be here a year from now. Brown Sugar might be older, but it had what it takes to go the distance.
We got out of the cab, crossed the street, and went inside. A sign by the door said the band playing was called Anodard. Anodard turned out to be two guitars, sax, keyboards, drums, and a pretty female vocalist. They were doing a nice cover of Brenda Russell"s "Baby Eyes," and the main room, a cramped, low-ceilinged s.p.a.ce that could hold probably thirty people on a good night, was about three-quarters full. The decor was exactly as it should be: dim lighting, a bare ceiling, worn tables and floor, fading jazz memorabilia on the walls. I hoped no one would ever think to give the place a face-lift. We took a table on the right side of the bar, with a view of the band. Brown Sugar"s only real failing is its unimaginative selection of single malts, but I made do with a Glenlivet eighteen-year-old. Dox ordered a Stoli rocks. We settled back, sipped our drinks, and listened to the music. It turned out to be more pop than jazz, but Anodard was good and that was the main thing.
It was a little odd to take in live music with a companion. Usually I go to a club alone, coming and going quietly and un.o.btrusively and without having to worry about whether anyone was enjoying the experience as much as I. About a half hour in, when the band took a break, I said to Dox, "Well? What do you think?"
He frowned as though in concentration. "Well, it"s taking me a little getting used to. Most of the Bangkok establishments with which I"m acquainted have girls dancing on tabletops and wearing numbers on their bikini bottoms. But I can see the appeal."
I nodded. "All right, there"s hope for you."
"And that singer is s.e.xy, too."
"Faint hope."
He laughed. "You know, partner, that Delilah"s a cla.s.sy lady. I don"t know what she"s doing with a reprobate like you."
"I don"t know, either."
He gave me a smile that was half leer. "Looks like she smacked you up pretty good there. Didn"t know you liked that kind of thing."
I glanced around for the waitress.
"I like it when a lady isn"t afraid to get pa.s.sionate," he went on in a thoughtful tone, apparently unperturbed by my lack of response. "d.a.m.n, just thinking about it is turning me on."
"Feel free not to share," I said.
"Oh come on, we"re partners and friends and we"re here in the great state of Bangkok, land of smiles! We can let our hair down a little."
"Dox, your hair"s never been up."
"I"ll take that as a compliment. Anyway, I think your lady is going to help us. I"ve got a good feeling about her."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."
"You can"t always go on a feeling."
"Well, partner, lacking your well-developed sense of universal paranoia, I"m often left with nothing more than my gut to fall back on. And it"s served me well so far, seeing as I"m even here to talk about it."
I was surprised to find that his words stung a little. Ever since we"d left p.h.u.ket, I"d been half-consciously playing scenarios through my head, testing my hope that Delilah was being straight with us. I thought she was. I just wished I could have Dox"s simple confidence.
"We"ll see," was all I said.
The waitress came by, and we ordered another round. Periodically a new couple or group would drift in from outside. I was pleased to see Dox checking the door each time this happened. In professionals this should be a quick, un.o.btrusive reflex, performed as unconsciously as breathing. You always want to know who"s joining you, to maintain your sense of the crowd.
At one point, I looked up to see a striking Thai girl enter the club. She was wearing a pewter silk jacquard blouse, sleeveless and with a mandarin collar, a clingy black silk skirt, cut just above the knee, and strappy, open-toe stilettos. Her makeup was perfect, and her hair was done in a neat chignon that accentuated her perfect posture and confident gait. Drop earrings that looked like jade gleamed under each ear.
She sat down at the bar like royalty on a throne and looked around the club. Dox nudged me and said, "You see that girl who just came in?"
I nodded, wondering whether I"d been giving Dox too much credit for what I thought were perimeter checks. It looked like the more likely explanation might be excessive horniness.
The woman saw Dox and smiled. He smiled back.
Great, I thought. Here we go.
"You see that, man?" he asked. "She smiled at me."
I looked back at him. "She"s probably a prost.i.tute, Dox. She smiles at everyone. Especially Westerners who she a.s.sumes have money to buy her jade earrings."
"Partner, I don"t care how she makes her living. She might freelance a little, who could blame her? That ain"t the point. The point is, she likes me. I can tell."
"She likes your money."
"She might like that, too, and I might even tip her, as a show of my appreciation and just to help her out generally. But I wouldn"t be attracted to her if she didn"t want me for me. Watch, you"ll see."
He looked over again and gave her a long smile. She smiled back, then said something to the bartender and got up. She started heading in our direction.
Dox looked at me. "What did I tell you?"
The confidence she displayed in brazenly approaching Dox told me I"d been right in suspecting she was a prost.i.tute. But it occurred to me that her presence here was a little odd. The high-end hookers tended to troll dance clubs and bars like Spa.s.so at the Grand Hyatt, not authentic, out-of-the-way dives like Brown Sugar. Well, she might not have been having any luck in one of the places next door, and might have drifted in here for the music, or for the h.e.l.l of it. Still, as it always does in response to something out of place, my alertness b.u.mped up a notch. Although I had already been keeping a routine, low-level awareness of what was going on in the room, I glanced around just to confirm that nothing else was wrong. Everything seemed okay.
The girl came over to our table. I checked her hands. Right hand empty, left holding a tiny black evening bag, probably weighed down by no more than a cell phone, lipstick, and a mirror. I didn"t pick up any danger signals. But my sense that something was out of place wasn"t entirely placated, and I remained watchful.
She glanced at me, then at Dox. "Hi," she said, in a voice that was both sweet and slightly husky. "My name is Tiara." She had a heavy Thai accent.
"Well, h.e.l.lo, Tiara," Dox said, offering her an enormous grin. "I"m Bob, and this here is Richard. But most people call him d.i.c.k." He glanced at me and his grin broadened.
The girl held out her hand to Dox, who shook it. She offered it to me. I caught her fingers and gave them a gentle squeeze. Her fingertips were smooth, with no calluses. As she withdrew from my grasp I glanced at her hand. Her fingers were long and perfectly manicured, and the light caught her polished nails as though they were little jewels.
"Would you like to join d.i.c.k and me for a drink?" Dox asked.
The girl offered a radiant smile and made some microscopic adjustment to her hair. "Yes, very much," she said. I expected this kind of conversation would be all that was comfortable for her in English. This, and maybe, "Oh, you so big d.i.c.k! Oh, you make me come so much!" and the other such Shakespearean phrases of the trade.
I got up and offered her my chair, adjacent to Dox"s, facing the bandstand. "Here," I said. "I just need to use the men"s room. You and Bob get acquainted and I"ll be right back."
The girl nodded and took my seat. Dox grinned and said, "Well, thank you, d.i.c.k."
In fact, I wasn"t particularly in need of the restroom. I just wanted a chance to scan the room from other vantage points. To observe our table the way someone else might be observing it. It would make me feel better.
Brown Sugar has two back rooms, and I checked each of these. Both were occupied by groups of middle-aged Thais talking, eating, and laughing l.u.s.tily. The other tables were filled by unremarkable twenty- and thirty-somethings, foreign and Thai. No one set off my radar. But something was still bothering me. Not a lot, but it was there.
Maybe you"re just jumpy. You"re not used to being out in the open with company, with someone approaching you uninvited.
Maybe. I used the men"s room and returned to the table. Dox and the girl each had a fresh drink. They were holding hands and murmuring to each other. Well, it looked as though I was going to finish up the evening on my own, after all.
I walked over to her left and said, "You know, I"m actually feeling a little tired."
The girl glanced up and back at me. From this angle, the high collar of her dress pulled away slightly from her neck. Beneath her smooth skin I saw the slight bulge of the cricothyroid cartilage-the Adam"s apple.
I"ll be d.a.m.ned, I thought. All at once I understood what had been making me twitchy. I had to stifle a laugh.
"Oh come on, d.i.c.k, it ain"t past your bedtime. Stick around, you might even have some fun."
Oh, I"m going to have some fun, I thought. I"m sure of that.
I smiled at him, trying to stop short of the s.h.i.t-eating grin my mood was suddenly demanding. "Well, okay. Maybe just for another song or two."
"There you go," Dox said. He gestured to the chair across from him. "Have a seat. Tiara and I are drinking Stolis. You want another one of those whiskeys?"
"Why not?" I said. Dox signaled the waitress and magnanimously ordered everyone another round. He and Tiara leaned close again and went back to murmuring.
Oh, this was going to be good. I didn"t know what I"d done to deserve something so beautiful, but here it was. And it could only get better.
The drinks came. I enjoyed mine in silence, my focus alternating between the bar, the room, and my distracted drinking companions. The girl"s arm had disappeared beneath the table. From the angle of their bodies, I recognized that her hand was, at a minimum, on Dox"s thigh. Possibly it had come to rest somewhere farther north.
The girl whispered something to him. Dox nodded. The girl smiled at me, got up, excused herself, and headed toward the restroom.
Dox took a last gulp from his drink and leaned across the table. His face was flushed. "Well, partner, you know I"m going to miss you, but duty calls."
I smiled. "I understand completely. You"re going to make her very happy, I can see that."
"Well, I reckon she"s going to make me happy, too. Did you see her, man? When was the last time you saw something so fine? A little flat-chested, it"s true, but that doesn"t bother me a bit. I"m sure her other charms will make up for it."
"Oh, definitely. I"m sure she"s otherwise . . . very well equipped." Keeping my voice even wasn"t easy. One hitch, one chuckle, and I knew I"d be lost in a hurricane-force laughing fit.
"Thanks for your understanding, man. It"s time for this young lady to have the experience of a lifetime. It"ll be nothing but disappointment for her after tonight, but that"s the price of a love-filled evening with Dox."
I nodded. I knew if I tried to speak I"d be done.
He must have misinterpreted my silence. "s.h.i.t, man, there"s no need for you to spend the night alone. You"re not a bad-looking guy, and the ladies won"t know about your deficiencies until it"s too late, anyway. You could meet someone if you wanted to."
Part of me, a bigger part than I cared to admit, wanted to let him go through with it. And I would have paid almost anything to be there at the moment of truth. But he was a good friend. h.e.l.l, he"d saved my life. I couldn"t do it to him, even if he did deserve it.
I closed my eyes and took a deep breath. "Dox. She"s a katoey."
Katoey, or "lady-boy," has a range of meanings, from a guy who likes to dress in drag from time to time all the way to a man who has had transgender surgery and is now effectively a woman. They can be found all over Thailand and are generally accepted, if sometimes difficult to spot, within the society. Regardless of the differences, what they all have in common is that presumably Dox wouldn"t want to sleep with one.
He scowled slightly and c.o.c.ked his head. "Now that"s not like you, man. Don"t go trying to spoil my night just because you haven"t gotten one of your own."
"You didn"t notice her hands? They"re just a little big for her frame, don"t you think? And did you get a look at her Adam"s apple? Women don"t have Adam"s apples, and she"s wearing that high collar to conceal it."
Some of the color drained from his face. "Don"t f.u.c.k with me," he said.
I shook my head and stifled a laugh. "I"m not."
The girl walked back from the restroom as though on cue. Dox stood and turned to her. "Honey," he said, "d.i.c.k over here thinks . . . he thinks . . ."
I smiled gently and said to her, "I just didn"t want there to be a misunderstanding. Bob didn"t know you"re a katoey."
She smiled back, then looked at Dox, her eyes wide. "You no like katoey?"
Dox lost a little more color. "I . . . I . . ." he stammered.
"Me, I think you know," she said. "So I no say."
"No, I didn"t know!" he said, his voice anguished.
"Most men, no problem. When it dark . . ."
"I ain"t like that."
She smiled. "Please, honey? I like you."
Dox"s expression was about halfway to physical illness. "Look," he said, "I don"t mean to be rude, but could you just go?"
She hesitated, then nodded. "Okay. Thank you for drinks with me."
"You"re welcome," Dox said, his tone the quintessence of forlornness.
She got up and left the club, no doubt disappointed that her investment of time had yielded so little. Dox looked gut-shot.
He slumped into his chair and looked at me. "When did you spot that stuff about her hands and her neck? You let that go on for an awfully long time there, partner."
"Dox, I thought you knew. It was so obvious."
"It was not obvious. No, sir."
"You sure you don"t want to take her back to the hotel? If you hurry . . ."
"h.e.l.l, yes, I"m sure."
"Because, c"mon, you had to know. At some level."
"No, I didn"t know at any level, not until you told me."
"Really? I mean, you pointed out that she was a little flat-chested. And I don"t know how you could have missed the hands and the Adam"s apple. Dox, she might as well have been wearing a sign."
"No, she was definitely not wearing a sign, man. Although I think she ought to."