Lear. I would learn that; for, by the marks of sovereignty, Knowledge, and reason, I should be false persuaded I had daughters.
Fool. Which they will make an obedient father.
Lear. Your name, fair gentlewoman?
Gon. This admiration, sir, is much o" th" savour Of other your new pranks. I do beseech you To understand my purposes aright.
As you are old and reverend, you should be wise.
Here do you keep a hundred knights and squires; Men so disorder"d, so debosh"d, and bold That this our court, infected with their manners, Shows like a riotous inn. Epicurism and l.u.s.t Make it more like a tavern or a brothel Than a grac"d palace. The shame itself doth speak For instant remedy. Be then desir"d By her that else will take the thing she begs A little to disquant.i.ty your train, And the remainder that shall still depend To be such men as may besort your age, Which know themselves, and you.
Lear. Darkness and devils!
Saddle my horses! Call my train together!
Degenerate b.a.s.t.a.r.d, I"ll not trouble thee; Yet have I left a daughter.
Gon. You strike my people, and your disorder"d rabble Make servants of their betters.
Enter Albany.
Lear. Woe that too late repents!- O, sir, are you come?
Is it your will? Speak, sir!- Prepare my horses.
Ingrat.i.tude, thou marble-hearted fiend, More hideous when thou show"st thee in a child Than the sea-monster!
Alb. Pray, sir, be patient.
Lear. [to Goneril] Detested kite, thou liest!
My train are men of choice and rarest parts, That all particulars of duty know And in the most exact regard support The worships of their name.- O most small fault, How ugly didst thou in Cordelia show!
Which, like an engine, wrench"d my frame of nature From the fix"d place; drew from my heart all love And added to the gall. O Lear, Lear, Lear!
Beat at this gate that let thy folly in [Strikes his head.]
And thy dear judgment out! Go, go, my people.
Alb. My lord, I am guiltless, as I am ignorant Of what hath mov"d you.
Lear. It may be so, my lord.
Hear, Nature, hear! dear G.o.ddess, hear!
Suspend thy purpose, if thou didst intend To make this creature fruitful.
Into her womb convey sterility; Dry up in her the organs of increase; And from her derogate body never spring A babe to honour her! If she must teem, Create her child of spleen, that it may live And be a thwart disnatur"d torment to her.
Let it stamp wrinkles in her brow of youth, With cadent tears fret channels in her cheeks, Turn all her mother"s pains and benefits To laughter and contempt, that she may feel How sharper than a serpent"s tooth it is To have a thankless child! Away, away! Exit.
Alb. Now, G.o.ds that we adore, whereof comes this?
Gon. Never afflict yourself to know the cause; But let his disposition have that scope That dotage gives it.
Enter Lear.
Lear. What, fifty of my followers at a clap?
Within a fortnight?
Alb. What"s the matter, sir?
Lear. I"ll tell thee. [To Goneril] Life and death! I am asham"d That thou hast power to shake my manhood thus; That these hot tears, which break from me perforce, Should make thee worth them. Blasts and fogs upon thee!
Th" untented woundings of a father"s curse Pierce every sense about thee!- Old fond eyes, Beweep this cause again, I"ll pluck ye out, And cast you, with the waters that you lose, To temper clay. Yea, is it come to this?
Let it be so. Yet have I left a daughter, Who I am sure is kind and comfortable.
When she shall hear this of thee, with her nails She"ll flay thy wolvish visage. Thou shalt find That I"ll resume the shape which thou dost think I have cast off for ever; thou shalt, I warrant thee.
Exeunt [Lear, Kent, and Attendants].
Gon. Do you mark that, my lord?
Alb. I cannot be so partial, Goneril, To the great love I bear you - Gon. Pray you, content.- What, Oswald, ho!
[To the Fool] You, sir, more knave than fool, after your master!
Fool. Nuncle Lear, nuncle Lear, tarry! Take the fool with thee.
A fox when one has caught her, And such a daughter, Should sure to the slaughter, If my cap would buy a halter.
So the fool follows after. Exit.
Gon. This man hath had good counsel! A hundred knights?
"Tis politic and safe to let him keep At point a hundred knights; yes, that on every dream, Each buzz, each fancy, each complaint, dislike, He may enguard his dotage with their pow"rs And hold our lives in mercy.- Oswald, I say!
Alb. Well, you may fear too far.
Gon. Safer than trust too far.
Let me still take away the harms I fear, Not fear still to be taken. I know his heart.
What he hath utter"d I have writ my sister.
If she sustain him and his hundred knights, When I have show"d th" unfitness-
Enter [Oswald the] Steward.
How now, Oswald?
What, have you writ that letter to my sister?
Osw. Yes, madam.
Gon. Take you some company, and away to horse!
Inform her full of my particular fear, And thereto add such reasons of your own As may compact it more. Get you gone, And hasten your return. [Exit Oswald.] No, no, my lord!
This milky gentleness and course of yours, Though I condemn it not, yet, under pardon, You are much more at task for want of wisdom Than prais"d for harmful mildness.
Alb. How far your eyes may pierce I cannot tell.
Striving to better, oft we mar what"s well.
Gon. Nay then- Alb. Well, well; th" event. Exeunt.
Scene V.
Court before the Duke of Albany"s Palace.
Enter Lear, Kent, and Fool.
Lear. Go you before to Gloucester with these letters. Acquaint my daughter no further with anything you know than comes from her demand out of the letter. If your diligence be not speedy, I shall be there afore you.
Kent. I will not sleep, my lord, till I have delivered your letter.
Exit.
Fool. If a man"s brains were in"s heels, were"t not in danger of kibes?
Lear. Ay, boy.
Fool. Then I prithee be merry. Thy wit shall ne"er go slip-shod.
Lear. Ha, ha, ha!
Fool. Shalt see thy other daughter will use thee kindly; for though she"s as like this as a crab"s like an apple, yet I can tell what I can tell.
Lear. What canst tell, boy?
Fool. She"ll taste as like this as a crab does to a crab. Thou canst tell why one"s nose stands i" th" middle on"s face?
Lear. No.
Fool. Why, to keep one"s eyes of either side"s nose, that what a man cannot smell out, "a may spy into.
Lear. I did her wrong.
Fool. Canst tell how an oyster makes his sh.e.l.l?
Lear. No.
Fool. Nor I neither; but I can tell why a snail has a house.
Lear. Why?
Fool. Why, to put"s head in; not to give it away to his daughters, and leave his horns without a case.
Lear. I will forget my nature. So kind a father!- Be my horses ready?
Fool. Thy a.s.ses are gone about "em. The reason why the seven stars are no moe than seven is a pretty reason.
Lear. Because they are not eight?
Fool. Yes indeed. Thou wouldst make a good fool.
Lear. To tak"t again perforce! Monster ingrat.i.tude!