Mr. Hardcap.:
--Oh! that"s different, altogether-very different. The apostle was inspired, Mr. Gear.
I notice that this is a very popular style of argument with Mr.
Hardcap. Whenever he is posed in argument his never failing rejoinder is "Oh! that"s different, altogether different." And I think I have observed that the Hardcap logic is not confined to Mr.
Hardcap, but is in high regard in other quarters, where I should least look for it.
Mr. Gear.:
--Well I don"t think much of apostolic authority myself. But I supposed the rest of you thought you were bound by any precedents Paul had set.
Mr. Hardcap.:
--It"s mighty high seems to me for a young man to be making of himself out as good as the apostle Paul.
Mr. Wheaton.:
--I like that young Mapleson, and I like his letter. I wish we could get him. Is there any chance of persuading him to come, Mr. Laicus?
not as a candidate you know, but just to preach, in good faith like any other man.
Mr. Gear shrugs his shoulders.
Laicus,: [(decidedly).]
--No! and I should not want to be the one to try.
Mr. Wheaton.:
--Well then who stands next on our list?
Mr. Gear.:
--Excuse me gentlemen, but if he can"t come to us why shouldn"t we go to him. Why not try him as we would try any other man.
Deacon Goodsole.:
--How do you mean Mr. Gear?
Mr. Gear.:
--If I want a workman at my factory I don"t invite one to come from my neighbor and try his hand for a day while I stand over and watch him. We try our apprentices that way, but never a good workman. I go to his shop, inquire as to his character, and examine the work that he has done. If he has done good work in another man"s shop he will do it well in mine. At least that"s the way we reason in our factory.
Mr. Hardcap.:
--That"s a very different case Mr. Gear, altogether different.
Mr. Gear.:
--Suppose this Mr. Whats-his-name comes, what more will you know about him than you know now?
Deacon Goodsole.:
--We shall hear him preach and can judge for ourselves.
Mr. Gear.:
--One good sermon does not make a good preacher.
Mr. Wheaton.:
--No! But you don"t need to drive a horse more than five miles to know what are his paces.
Mr. Gear.:
--I don"t know much about church management but I like the tone of that man"s letter, and I should like to know more about him. I believe if we were to appoint a committee to go out to Koniwa.s.set Corners, hear him preach, look in on his Sabbath-school, find out what kind of a pastor he is, and in a word see what sort of work he"s doing where he is now, we would get his measure a great deal better than we should get it by having him come here, and give us one of his crack sermons-even if he would do it, I honor him because he won"t.
Deacon Goodsole.:
--I am afraid it wouldn"t do Mr. Gear-not with our people. I wouldn"t mind it myself.
Mr. Wheaton,: [(blandly).]
--You see Mr. Gear you don"t understand church matters altogether. It would not be ecclesiastical-not at all.
Mr. Gear,: [(sarcastically and sotto voce).]
--I hope I may never learn.
Laicus,: [(desiring to prevent controversy).]
--Gentlemen, I for one agree with Mr. Gear. But we are evidently in the minority; so there is nothing more to be said about it. We both believe in government by the majority, and shall submit. What next, Deacon? Are there any of your letters you want to read to us?
Deacon Goodsole.:
--Oh no! It isn"t worth while to read any of them. Though I am sorry for that poor old man and his pleading daughter.
Mr. Wheaton.:
--The Deacon"s list are all too anxious.
Deacon Goodsole.:
--I suppose there is nothing to do but to pursue the usual course. I move that Mr. Laicus and Mr. Wheaton be appointed to open a correspondence with candidates.
Laicus,: [(decidedly).]
You must excuse me gentlemen. I don"t believe in candidating, and I can"t be accessory to it. I will subst.i.tute Deacon Goodsole"s name for my own. And as so amended will put the motion.