Chapter 96 - Sister Liang, open mic.
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The fans of King’s Glory and MengMao’s KK experienced a sudden riot.
No one had expected that Lazy KK, who hid by day and came out at night to stream for three hours would suddenly post on Weibo that he was going to broadcast live…
Not only was he going to broadcast live, he was going to broadcast for five hours.
The happiness came too suddenly, and countless of fans started cheering after they recovered from their stupefaction and converged in MengMao TV’s Victor KK’s live broadcasting room swiftly and without delay. KK’s live broadcasts had always been overcrowded with people even when prior notices were not given, and now that there was one, it goes without saying that people started pouring in like an unbridled tide the moment the broadcast started.
Speaking of KK fans, their complaints could be heard everywhere for the past few days, and it was no wonder why w.a.n.g Lu had to specifically send him a reminder on WeChat. Since Kang Shengzhe had just started his broadcast, his camera was not turned on, but a variety of comments were already rolling out.
【KKKKKKKK!! You have no conscience!!!】
【The live broadcast finally started, hehe, I thought the anchor had already ran off with his wife.】
【+1!! Indifferent, Ungrateful and Irresponsible K, do you still remember you have a live broadcasting room!】
【Other anchors use various methods to ask their fans to give them an additional glance, while I… I was actually reduced into begging KK to give me another glance every day.】
【In support of everyone angrily criticising KK for breaking his broadcast schedule.】
Before he turned on his camera, the live broadcasting room rang out with Kang Shengzhe’s hoa.r.s.e laughter and the sound made from his nasal cavity had an unfathomable taste to it. Others would have already apologised after being roused by such public sentiments, but he trumped that; other than the baffling sound he made, he even wore an innocent and pure smile as he leisurely turned on his camera.
【WTF, you’re still smiling! You f.u.c.king… you’re really f.u.c.king good-looking ah!】
【ahhhhh this face, it’s this face!! The unforgettable face that I have yearned for day and night!!】
【Licking like crazy!】
【WTF???? Brethren of mine, hold on!! Didn’t we agree that we were going to scold him together!!】
【Right right right, we can’t spare this Broadcast Breaking K!! Scold him scold him! … Sob sob sob I’m a little reluctant to scold him, why don’t we scold him by giving him gifts instead?】
【That’s a really good idea.】
Once his camera was turned on, an innumerable amount of people accusing Kang Shengzhe for breaking his broadcast schedule turned their attention towards licking their screens. While the audience was kicking up a row, Kang Shengzhe adjusted the position of his new equipment to finalise the arrangements for the live broadcast.
【Home clothes and a face without makeup!!! This this this, hurry up and screenshot!!】
【Not hearing KK’s voice for a day makes it feel like a century has pa.s.sed!】
【As facts would have it, I really do love KK, considering how I forgave him for not broadcasting after I saw his face. I have sinned.】
【Forget it, I’ll dote on you for another five hours on the account that you’re broadcasting more today! Remember! Only for these five hours! Unless your broadcast more!】
【Missing his voice +1, KK’s voice really is, really, hey, where’s KK’s voice? Why isn’t there any sound?】
【Did I forget to turn on the audio?】
【It relieves me to know that everyone can’t hear anything either.】
When everyone realised that KK was not speaking, the comments became a wave of KK and question marks. Then, Kang Shengzhe made a few hand gestures at the camera while he simultaneously brought up a pile of cardboard pieces from his lap.
His handwritten was scrawled across the cardboard, and Kang Shengzhe faced the cardboard towards the camera and revealed the first piece.
k2014; h.e.l.lo everyone.
The question marks in the live broadcasting toom broke through the horizon.
k3010;???k3011;
k3010;What is this trick???k3011;
k3010;This operation cannot be understood.k3011;
Kang Shengzhe remained silent and pulled away the first cardboard to show the second piece.
k2014; You might not believe me, but I really wanted to live broadcast yesterday because I missed all of you too much. On the way back, I met a great beauty and I tried to strike a conversation but I ended up losing a tooth from a slap and suffered a work injury.
Saying that, Kang Shengzhe furrowed his eyebrows together and gave a weeping expression.
Audience: ……
A short while later, the comments jumped out at full speed.
【What, what the h.e.l.l??? Going up to strike a conversation after missing us, this logic is wrong! WTH, this is not just an issue with your order of thinking, alright?!!】
【How in the world is losing your tooth from a slap after striking up a conversation a work injury?! Ah, this is not right either!! Why are there so many holes in one sentence, I don’t even know where I should be criticising!】
【Can’t agree more!! AND you lost your tooth???】
【Wait, wait a minute, let me think about it, you might not believe me…. That’s right, I really don’t believe you!!】
Kang Shengzhe showed an expression that said, ‘I knew all of you would be like this’ before he lifted up a pretty and small box, the sort of box that was typically used for the storing of rings. However, they were met with a small white tooth being tucked securely into the cushions into the box when Kang Shengzhe opened it.
A! Real! Tooth!
Live broadcasting room: ……
【WTS!! A real tooth?? You actually lost a tooth???】
【What!! It must have hurt, but I have to ask, why are you so happy about it??】
Kang Shengzhe turned a blind eye to the comments and continued to pull out the third piece of cardboard.
— Filling in my tooth took the entire night. The doctor advised me not to speak, so I can’t speak today. However, there’s no need to worry people, I have an external aid.
In order to increase his credibility, Kang Shengzhe did not care about his appearance at all as he opened his mouth and showed the camera the new tooth that was acting as a replacement, which had a high probability of coming off again.
The live broadcasting room stilled before they immediately changed their style.
【My mom… he really lost it, losing a tooth is super painful QAQ.】
【I’m truthfully convinced by such a strong reason to break off you broadcast… What should I do, I’ll gift you a cat climbing tower.】
【Which is why I’m asking, why do you look so happy?】
【Expressing KK’s inner thoughts to everyone: It’s good that I lost a tooth, I get to slack off, I’m very pleased with myself.】
【So am I the only one who’s curious about how he lost his tooth?】
Having to fill his tooth was an irrefutable reason, and a wave of distress swept through the live broadcasting room. No one continued to entangle themselves with regards to the breaking of his broadcast schedule. Although Kang Shengzhe said that he lost his tooth to the person he had struck a conversion with, all of his fans treated it as a joke and no one believe him and treated it as a trivial matter. As the comments were at their last throes concerning the subject, they quickly grasped a new important point.
【Today’s KK is not like the others; he’s not Face Slapped K, he’s not Silly K, but he’s Mute K.】
【So where is your external aid?】
【Who else could his external aid be? Who else could explain your live broadcast for you! Isn’t it Jian Jian!】
【… I get it, my smile slowly fades.】
Kang Shengzhe pulled out his last cardboard.
— Jian Jian is a spicy chicken.
【Jian Jian: ……??? EXM?】
【If it’s not Jian Jian, who is it?】
【Jian Jian’s heart still has no fluctuations, and he is even preparing to chop off KK’s head.】
The barrage of comments brushed past wildly but Kang Shengzhe did not concern himself with them. He looked like he was about to present another worded cardboard but his hands ended up empty and he could not help but search his vicinity for it.
The comments quickly streaked across the screen: 【Is he missing one piece? 】
【It seems like he lost the last piece? 】
【I’m very curious as to why I like such a forgetful man so much, to the point where I even find him kind of cute.】
【… It’s probably because he looks attractive.】
Kang Shengzhe’s gaze suddenly looked beyond the camera and he abruptly learned forward and a cardboard appeared in his hands. Outside the camera frame, it seemed like someone was pulling it away from him.
【??? Who is that?】
Kang Shengzhe’s strength was not as strong as the person off camera but he won in terms of shamelessness. He pretended that he was going to kiss that person’s hand, and his opponent could not help but loosen his grip and the cardboard was successfully recaptured by Kang Shengzhe.
The live broadcasting room was shocked by his candid and practiced roguish behaviour, and they prostrated themselves before him.
【What am I seeing…】
【Why do I feel like KK is super shameless?】
【Previous commenter, did you just figure that out, who among the KK watchers doesn’t know he’s shameless?】
【I suddenly feel distressed for the brother off camera.】
Having taken back his cardboard, Kang Shengzhe’s effortful breathing did not cease. And as if he was presenting a treasure, he lifted the cardboard before the camera, and from his expression, it was evident that he was proud and jubilant. However, the cardboard only had a few simple words: It’s my **
The sentence was supposed to explain the ident.i.ty of his external aid, but the two characters after ‘it’s my’ had been rigorously struck off by a black marker and it was illegible.
The live broadcasting room was at a loss.
【It’s your what??】
【d.a.m.n, this is way too suspicious!! It’s your what!!】
【All of a sudden, I feel like grabbing my heart and scratching out my liver.】
The only ones who were disappointed was not just the fans in the audience. After realising the words had been smeared black, Kang Shengzhe was even more disappointed and he stared at the person cautiously as he pouted pitifully.
The live broadcasting room exploded immediately.
【AHHHHHH KK you can’t be this cute!!】
【You’re way too cute!! Also, I’m very curious as to who is off camera!】
【Is there really any use to blurring out the words? Won’t it be explained in a bit?】
【Yeah yeah yeah!! Won’t we know who it is soon?!】
Those comments probably served as a reminder to Kang Shengzhe because he gathered his spirits in the next instant. Very quickly, he switched from his main account to his minor one. Seeing his course of actions, each and every one of his fans in his live broadcasting room froze for a beat.
【Holy s.h.i.t, he changed to his smurf!!】
【Could he be ranking!?】
【Smurf! Smurf, then shouldn’t it be…. Sister Liang!???】
You Liangxing’s popularity within the live broadcasting room could be even more absurd than Kang Shengzhe’s popularity at times. In a moment’s work, the account switch was successful and Kang Shengzhe tapped on the rank matchmaking before he searched through his friends’ list and selected [Little Angel Liang Liang].
Sure enough, it was Sister Liang! The live broadcasting room descended into cheers.
【It’s really Sister Liang!? Suddenly having jitters!!】
【AHHHHHH it’s been a long time! Sister Liang! My Sister Liang! You finally came out to play!】
【Hugging the pretty girl and smooching her like crazy!! Oh right, so what on earth was behind the words ‘It’s my’?】
【It’s my girl? It’s my wife? Hahaha it couldn’t be, right?!】
As soon as those words came out, Kang Shengzhe gave the camera an unexpected thumbs up and the live broadcasting room went still and subsequently, a tide of WTFs came in.
【Stinky and Shameless!! You’re really shameless!!】
【Sister Liang is not your wife!! You, you… f.u.c.k me, you didn’t really secure Sister Liang in the palm of your hands right?!!】
【Shuddering and shaking!!! Are you really together with Sister Liang??】
【Hold on a second!! I suddenly have a bold idea, was the person outside of the camera…】
Sometimes, there were benefits to people being unable to speak. For example, right now. No matter how embroiled his audience was with their questions, Kang Shengzhe did not have acknowledge them at all. Either way, he could not speak so he might as well pretend that he did not see them.
With nothing else to do, he went to press on the invite b.u.t.ton again. Very soon, You Liangxing entered the team room.
The live broadcasting room rang out with their cheers:
【Oh oh oh Sister Liang is here!!】
【Cheering for Sister Liang!! Tonight’s quadra kills are yours! No, it’s penta kills!!】
Without Kang Shengzhe talking, the live broadcasting room was a constant quiet. After You Liangxing entered the room, the avatar for [Little Angel Liang Liang] started flickering gently, and the microphone logo appeared
You Liangxing opened his microphone.
The number of times You Liangxing had joined the live broadcasting room so far could be counted with one hand. Although he brought a lot of entertainment value, he did not speak once. Everyone knew that Sister Liang had a nice voice but the people who actually heard it were very few.
And in an instant, the live broadcasting room’s atmosphere exploded with an unprecedented heat even though the host KK was not speaking.