Chapter 98 - Good male fortune.
The usual shenanigans that the barrage of comments pulled flew past, but the inexplicable words of ‘Sister Liang’ was still ever present and You Liangxing could only pretend that he did not see it and ignore them all. Fifteen seconds pa.s.sed rather quickly and Kang Shengzhe chose not to ban any heroes. When it switched to the enemy’s turn to have their pick, their allied teammates started to issue their messages with regards to Kang Shengzhe missing the window of opportunity.
— What are you doing????
— Hurry up and ban ah!!!!
Within a few seconds, the opposing side finished choosing the hero they wanted to ban and the second chance to ban swiftly changed to You Liangxing’s team. When the sound effect reverberated, it happened to fall on You Liangxing’s position and the remaining three teammates no longer squabbled with Kang Shengzhe as they gave You Liangxing their timely reminders: Ban Ming Shiyin, ban Aki, ban Diao Chen.
You Liangxing glanced at it without moving his eyes away. However, as the fifteen seconds flew by, he made no movement.
His three teammates stilled and their messages layered on one after another: — Have you lost your mind…
— This match is going to be cold.
— If you don’t have the ability, don’t be a pretentious p.r.i.c.k, alright?!
Initially, You Liangxing had no intention of acknowledging their words, but when he unconsciously looked at Kang Shengzhe, his thoughts could not help but change. Although Kang Shengzhe was usually lazy and indolent, he was extremely compet.i.tive when it came to games in reality. If it hadn’t been for the fact that this silly and tall man could not speak, he would have opened his mouth to taut and laugh without an end long ago.
You Liangxing sighed softly. Fearing that Kang Shengzhe would be feeling displeased internally, he typed in a few simple but rarely spoken words: — I’ll carry you while you lie down.
He did not set out wanting to be pretentious, but it still achieved the effect of being high-sounding. Regardless of the reactions that his three teammates showed, the rancorous racket that the live broadcasting room was making amply revealed the force behind the sentence.
【So cool!!!!】
【Did you hear that!!! Liang Liang will carry you to victory!!】
【Ahhhh are all the sisters this handsome these days?! If I had known earlier, I would have found a girl to bring me… QAQ】
【KK must be bursting with joy in his heart, hah!】
【My G.o.d, I’m really looking for this, truly expectant! Sister Liang! Get a penta kill!】
【Am I the only one who is silently afraid of Sister Liang overturning her car……】
【Upstairs shut up! Do you think Sister Liang is Face Slapped K!】
Face Slapped K himself: “……” Liang Liang is really handsome QAQ.
No matter how the live broadcasting room reacted, You Liangxing could not be calmer. Naturally, he would do the things he promised. When it was time to choose a hero, You Liangxing was the first to pick and he moved his hand to select Luna. And when it Kang Shengzhe’s turn, he chose the mage Xiao Qiao.
The combination of Luna and Xiao Qiao was not abnormal. However, while Kang Shengzhe and You Liangxing had played this pairing before, the problem lied in the fact that their positions had been switched. This time around, You Liangxing had taken the unexpected initiative to take on a hero that was a particular show off.
【Sister Liang is going to play Luna! My mother…】
【This, this, she’s really going to carry them to victory! Suddenly feeling afraid.】
【I’m so excited I’m flopping around like a carp…. And then I kneeled on the ground.】
【KK!! I have to ask you, how does it feel it like to be carried by a girl? Does it feel good?!】
Kang Shengzhe held up his cardboard: — It feels so good I could die.
Live broadcasting room: 【Pei! Can you please want some face! 】
The game started very quickly. The familiar sound of the game rang in their ears, and Kang Shengzhe manipulated the rainbow fan carrying Xiao Qiao to rush down the middle lane whilst she was skipping and hopping as You Liangxing moved towards the jungle to clear the camps.
During normal circ.u.mstances, Kang Shengzhe’s thread of discourse would certainly run through the live broadcast from beginning to end but because he could not speak, it was inevitable that he would feel some worry in his heart. The reason why You Liangxing spoke very little was not a consequence of having to game; he really did not like to speak. Other than the sentences You Liangxing would usually reply with whenever Kang Shengzhe was speaking to him, You Liangxing rarely spoke when he was in front of others.
His train of thought had yet to deepen when You Liangxing’s voice abruptly sounded. Although You Liangxing himself was in the jungle, the content of his words pertained the actions that Kang Shengzhe was taking as Xiao Qiao.
“As everyone can see, Xiao Qiao has moved out from the fountain. The minions behind her are not far off and she only has to wait for two seconds. She makes a twirl at where she’s standing, and she makes another spin, and now the minions have arrived. She’s restless as she takes another turn while she releases an ability to celebrate their arrival.”
After being acquainted with him for so long, this was the first time Kang Shengzhe heard You Liangxing say so many words with one breath, and it scared him to the extent where his hand had slipped, causing him to release a flying fan. Thus, he was ridiculed by You Liangxing on the spot.
While it was considered a ridicule, no ups or downs could be perceived from You Liangxing’s tone. A sentence that was supposed to be joke was said in a serious manner and it took people by surprise, but it still gave off the impression that this was the sort of style that You Liangxing had.
It was simply wonderful.
The live broadcasting room was exuberant.
【Ao ao ao ao, this is a female voice commentating!!!】
【My goodness, her voice sounds divine!!】
【Apologies, I feel like I’ve just been cured after watching this game broadcast.】
【En…. This throat is enough to sustain me for ten years.】
Beneath his hands, You Liangxing was clearing his own jungle monsters, and once he was done with his own, he jumped towards the opposing jungle to steal their camps. His actions were tightly scheduled, and he would switch his perspective to inspect the overall situation ever so often.
“The hero on the opposing side is Angela. Xiao Qiao emerges from the brushes, and her second ability that is capable of blowing up a gale and her first ability that releases her fan lands. Angela suffered some damage and she’s looking at Xiao Qiao but she’s unwilling to trade abilities with her.”
“Xiao Qiao returns to the brushes and Angela should be trying to probe for her positioning. She decides to throw her first ability at the brushes… Oh, she didn’t cast it, she chose to walk into the brushes instead. Nice, she has successfully given away the first blood, Xiao Qiao has won, it is Xiao Qiao’s victory.”
Even though Kang Shengzhe’s heart was working up a constant shiver as he listened to his commentary, he was calm and collected on the surface. But the live broadcasting room was not reserved like him, and they did not show any mercy as they laughed.
【Why does it feel like a serious yet funny commentary ahahahahaha】
【Sister Liang might be serious throughout, and I don’t know why but it makes me want to laugh the more I hear it WTH! xD】
You Liangxing’s attention was not focused on Kang Shengzhe’s perspective alone; with every shift of his gaze, he made sure to observe the live broadcasting room in real time and the situation his teammates were in.
“Da Qiao is bringingLiu Chan into the opposing jungle to steal the enemy’s blue. Liu Chan is descending from the skies to hammer the ground, and Da Qiao has casted her large river ability. The blue buff is going to be half health soon, can they take it down? It seems unlikely; the opponents have arrived – Angela, Marco Polo and East Emperor Taiyi have all arrived, but Liu Chan seems to have no intention to run. He does not seem panicked in the least, perhaps he has come up with some kind of strategy?”
“The opposing side is a little fierce and Liu Chan is having difficulty in holding on. Da Qiao just released her second ability that allows her to rush home, and Liu Chan is struggling to get out. Hey, wait! Don’t go, he hasn’t gotten on the car yet!”
With a whizzing sound, Da Qiao’s circle from her ability disappeared, and Liu Chan, who had missed the bus home was left at where he stood on his lonesome. Bewildered, he attempted to flee, but he was ganged up by the three enemies and beaten to death. Meanwhile, the fans in the audience were about to laugh themselves to death.
【Hahahahaha Sister Qiao, you drove your car too fast!】
【I can’t do this anymore, I really can’t, why is Sister Liang’s commentary so funny!!】
【Her seriousness is really funny.】
【Hey hey hey, can everyone please pay attention the key point? Sister Liang isn’t watching the game and commentating; she’s playing while commentating, alright? How the f.u.c.k is she accomplishing that!】
【… f.u.c.k me, now that you mentioned it, isn’t Sister Liang playing Luna!】
Unconsciously, everyone’s gazes had been led away by You Liangxing’s commentary, and no one was paying attention to what You Liangxing was doing. As of the current moment, the live broadcasting room’s perspective was centred around Kang Shengzhe’s existence in the middle lane, while You Liangxing’s Luna was moving towards where Liu Chan had originally died after suffering a beating on the mini map.
Comments barrelled across the screen.
【KK, go and look at Sister Liang!!!】
【Switch your perspective now, hurry, this instant!】
However, before Kang Shengzhe had the time to press on the mini map, the game announcements had already rang out without any suspense.
— An enemy has been slain!
— Double Kill!
— Triple Kill!
Three kills!
You Liangxing had quietly attained a triple kill in the enemy jungle!
Concurrently, You Liangxing’s voice was slow and tranquil as he spoke. “I went to take a look, and it seems like they have all died.”
Audience: ……
【??? What do you mean by ‘it seems like’! Weren’t you the one who just killed them!!!】
【I! Can! Only! Say! Holy! c.r.a.p! Can you not be so handsome!!】
【Heavens above… The unconscious show-off is the deadliest…. I kneel, I kneel orz.】
His explanations were very detailed when it came to other people but his own achievements were omitted. The contrasting effect was not as simple as shoving his handsomeness in someone else’s face. Kang Shengzhe’s eyes sparkled as he placed down his phone to execute a complete set of sea lion claps towards the camera.
At the end of it, he even bent both his hands to mime a large heart gesture.
Live broadcasting room: ……
【d.a.m.n it! I don’t want this Dog K any longer!】
【What of your future! Where are your future prospects!】
【Even though I know that Sister Liang is handsome! But can you at least show some dignity as the head of your family! Wait a minute… the head of the family?】
【… Just ate a mouthful of dog food, blergh!!】
【This is probably the legendary weak gong and strong shou… that’s not right, weak man and strong woman?】
The live broadcasting room was bustling with activity but You Liangxing remained unaware of it. He was extremely invested in his commentary, and from Kang Shengzhe’s perspective, the expression that You Liangxing wore was evidently that of someone focusing on doing their homework.
Since he said he was going to do a commentary, You Liangxing was really doing the commentary even though he despised speaking and he gave his full attention to the task. As he stared at his handsome side profile, Kang Shengzhe’s initial surprise faded, and he deeply experienced the terror of the mesmerizing domination that an all-rounded and incomparably handsome person could have.
No, it was a good male fortune.
Pleased with himself, Kang Shengzhe manipulated his Xiao Qiao to move forward, determined to perform well. When he arrived at the middle lane, the enemy Angela had flickered off the mini map and disappeared without a trace.
With the countless of game experiences that were engraved in his body, Kang Shengzhe intuitively knew that it was improbable for Angela to return back to her base, and it was more likely that she was hiding in the bushes and waiting to cast her fiery beam in order to start a kebab feast.
Wearing a smile, he walked behind the bush and released his fan without giving any prior notice. His rainbow fan flew into the bush before it made its return. Swiftly after, Kang Shengzhe typed in the all chat: — Does it hurt~~
After he released another fan, he continued to rattle on: — Does it hurt, does it hurt, hehehe do you feel like hitting me?
Kang Shengzhe’s tone could not be more despicable, but before he could unveil the full extent of his baseness, Angela’s avatar abruptly appeared at the allied bottom lane. Kang Shengzhe stilled, and he looked at the bush that he had been sounding out intermittently with his fans and twisting movements with a dumbfounded expression for a long time…
There was no one in the bushes.
This was so f.u.c.king awkward.
The comments were about to laugh themselves into their graves.
【Hahahahaha KK can you not be this shameful!!】
【Does it feel good to hit the air! Does it feel good, does it feel good!】
【Holy cow hahahahaha, KK’s fancy and embarra.s.sing antics are enough for me to laugh for a year!】
【I don’t know this K! I’ll never say I’m his fan when I’m outside, this person is not worth my shame!】
【Really!! KK what are you even thinking about!!】
【This is great, there is another golden peasant of a material to add to the collection of KK overturning his own car, I’m happy!】
Kang Shengzhe: ……
As the live broadcasting room was laughing as Kang Shengzhe fell to the side, You Liangxing, who had originally kept his silence, suddenly coughed amidst the animated atmosphere. He did not know if he was intentionally speaking out for Kang Shengzhe or if he was speaking on a whim as he stated, “That Angela doesn’t know how to play.”
The author has something to say:
The protecting K, demon Liang Liang is online.
There should be people who want to ask why the t.i.tle is called Royal Healer when he doesn’t play healer, right?
Don’t be anxious, it’ll be here soon (probably ten or so chapters?) and the healer will make the entire scene tremble.
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Additionally, Kang Kang (this is how the author addresses herself) intends to finish the novel by the end of the month, but after organising my outline, I realised that there’s a lot of sweetness that hasn’t been written yet….. sure enough, we’ll talk about the end next month.
This romance should be taken slowly.
Truthfully speaking, Kang Kang can’t bear to part with Liang Liang and KK ah…. (Sighs QAQ)
The translator feels the same QAQ