Lewd System

"Tch, what are you going to do? I guess I am sorry for letting you land in horse s.h.i.+t. I still haven"t found out how to control my powers," Zen starts fixing up his system, his cultivation Ki was running low at the moment since he had used two powerful moves to teleport to the Konosuba world. Even though his Lewd System had unlimited powers and magic, he still needed some energy to keep using his G.o.dly powers. In a way, the Lewd System is now part of his mind, soul, and body.

"Try this on for size!!!" Aqua shots out a fury of water from her palms towards Zen, who easily absorbed her attack with his finger-tips and then shot it back to her in Avatar the Last Airbender style!

Her whole clothes and pale slender s.e.xy body was splashed with cold water. Her silk blue clothes and blue stockings were now see-through. Zen could now see her blue bra and tiny panties covering her pet.i.te G.o.ddess body, her snow-white skin was now s.h.i.+ny. Her aqua pony-tailed hair was now a frizzy mess and undone, she looked very pretty with her down. But d.a.m.n did she look p.i.s.sed off.

"Don"t stare at my body! You filthy nasty creepy mortal!" Aqua covers up her body and blushes, her cheeks are now a beet red color and her glossy pink lips were all puffed up with anger.

"There"s not much to look at," Zen said with a snarky remark and sly grin as scanned for a nearby guild with his Superman Prime X-Ray vision which heightens his sight and he could see through the forest trees and other buildings.

"Ah, there it is, about 1 mile north. Come follow me tiny t.i.ts. I want to know more about this world and the Demon King you are talking about," Zen said as walked towards the guild. He could teleport in a flash with his powers, but he wanted to enjoy the scenery which was gorgeous compared to planet Earth. Amazing clear sapphire skies, fluffy clouds, bright emerald green forest trees, and gra.s.sy plains.

"Woah this truly is a fine fantasy world. It smells so nice and feels so breezy. I can"t wait to get this adventure started!" Zen excitedly walked ahead and soon the guild building came to view.

[Adventurers Guild]

"Well, that"s a pretty simple name. You guys ready to get some bada.s.s gear and do some cool RPG missions?" Zen said with a fake wide smile as he opened the guild. He looked like a douche bag. But he didn"t give a f.u.c.k. A Harem G.o.d only cares about himself.

Both Kazuma and Aqua are still p.i.s.sed off at Zen. They hated that he had so much power. If only they knew what Zen did back in his homeworld.

Zen walks towards the guilds receptionist area.

"h.e.l.lo! My name is Luna! Welcome to the Adventurers Guild! How may I help you today!" Says a blonde busty girl with a pink highlight strip of hair in front of her face. Her gorgeous blonde hair was tied back in a delicate bun pony-tail. She bright golden eyes and a very pretty smile. Kind of like a girl next door neighbor look. Right she was wearing a long-sleeve white wool jacket and some skin-tight jean shorts that hugged her huge curvy a.s.s perfectly. Her thighs looked amazing and thick as well. (A/N: "Well now, I know who I am going after first." Zen said to himself as he devilishly likes his lips.

Suddenly a girl b.u.mps into Zen and falls a.s.s-flat on to the floor. "Oi! What the heck!? Move it! Or you shall suffer the mighty of my explosion magic!" Confidently says a little loli girl who was wearing a black wizard hat and a red one-piece dress.

"Shut up little brat," Replies Zen.

"I am not little!" Pouts the girls as she stomps her feet.

"Whatever short stuff. Cupcake. Etc," Zen says a line of crude short remarks.

"I SAID I AM NOT LITTLE! EXPLOSION!!!" The girls angrily lift up her wooden staff and a burst of flames start to form at the tip.

"Oh s.h.i.+tzzzz," Kazuma"s eyes wide.

"Yes kill that b.a.s.t.a.r.d!" Aqua jumps up and down happily with a sinister look on her face.

Things were about to get ugly.