And so on. And as the relieving pilot took the wheel his partner {footnote ["Partner" is a technical term for "the other pilot".]} would mention that we were in such-and-such a bend, and say we were abreast of such-and-such a man"s wood-yard or plantation. This was courtesy; I supposed it was necessity. But Mr. W---- came on watch full twelve minutes late on this particular night,--a tremendous breach of etiquette; in fact, it is the unpardonable sin among pilots. So Mr.
Bixby gave him no greeting whatever, but simply surrendered the wheel and marched out of the pilot-house without a word. I was appalled; it was a villainous night for blackness, we were in a particularly wide and blind part of the river, where there was no shape or substance to anything, and it seemed incredible that Mr. Bixby should have left that poor fellow to kill the boat trying to find out where he was. But I resolved that I would stand by him any way. He should find that he was not wholly friendless. So I stood around, and waited to be asked where we were. But Mr. W---- plunged on serenely through the solid firmament of black cats that stood for an atmosphere, and never opened his mouth.
Here is a proud devil, thought I; here is a limb of Satan that would rather send us all to destruction than put himself under obligations to me, because I am not yet one of the salt of the earth and privileged to snub captains and lord it over everything dead and alive in a steamboat.
I presently climbed up on the bench; I did not think it was safe to go to sleep while this lunatic was on watch.
However, I must have gone to sleep in the course of time, because the next thing I was aware of was the fact that day was breaking, Mr. W---- gone, and Mr. Bixby at the wheel again. So it was four o"clock and all well--but me; I felt like a skinful of dry bones and all of them trying to ache at once.
Mr. Bixby asked me what I had stayed up there for. I confessed that it was to do Mr. W---- a benevolence,--tell him where he was. It took five minutes for the entire preposterousness of the thing to filter into Mr.
Bixby"s system, and then I judge it filled him nearly up to the chin; because he paid me a compliment--and not much of a one either. He said,
"Well, taking you by-and-large, you do seem to be more different kinds of an a.s.s than any creature I ever saw before. What did you suppose he wanted to know for?"
I said I thought it might be a convenience to him.
"Convenience D-nation! Didn"t I tell you that a man"s got to know the river in the night the same as he"d know his own front hall?"
"Well, I can follow the front hall in the dark if I know it _is_ the front hall; but suppose you set me down in the middle of it in the dark and not tell me which hall it is; how am I to know?"
"Well you"ve _got _to, on the river!"
"All right. Then I"m glad I never said anything to Mr. W---- "
"I should say so. Why, he"d have slammed you through the window and utterly ruined a hundred dollars" worth of window-sash and stuff."
I was glad this damage had been saved, for it would have made me unpopular with the owners. They always hated anybody who had the name of being careless, and injuring things.
I went to work now to learn the shape of the river; and of all the eluding and ungraspable objects that ever I tried to get mind or hands on, that was the chief. I would fasten my eyes upon a sharp, wooded point that projected far into the river some miles ahead of me, and go to laboriously photographing its shape upon my brain; and just as I was beginning to succeed to my satisfaction, we would draw up toward it and the exasperating thing would begin to melt away and fold back into the bank! If there had been a conspicuous dead tree standing upon the very point of the cape, I would find that tree inconspicuously merged into the general forest, and occupying the middle of a straight sh.o.r.e, when I got abreast of it! No prominent hill would stick to its shape long enough for me to make up my mind what its form really was, but it was as dissolving and changeful as if it had been a mountain of b.u.t.ter in the hottest corner of the tropics. Nothing ever had the same shape when I was coming downstream that it had borne when I went up. I mentioned these little difficulties to Mr. Bixby. He said--
"That"s the very main virtue of the thing. If the shapes didn"t change every three seconds they wouldn"t be of any use. Take this place where we are now, for instance. As long as that hill over yonder is only one hill, I can boom right along the way I"m going; but the moment it splits at the top and forms a V, I know I"ve got to scratch to starboard in a hurry, or I"ll bang this boat"s brains out against a rock; and then the moment one of the p.r.o.ngs of the V swings behind the other, I"ve got to waltz to larboard again, or I"ll have a misunderstanding with a snag that would s.n.a.t.c.h the keelson out of this steamboat as neatly as if it were a sliver in your hand. If that hill didn"t change its shape on bad nights there would be an awful steamboat grave-yard around here inside of a year."
It was plain that I had got to learn the shape of the river in all the different ways that could be thought of,--upside down, wrong end first, inside out, fore-and-aft, and "thortships,"--and then know what to do on gray nights when it hadn"t any shape at all. So I set about it. In the course of time I began to get the best of this knotty lesson, and my self-complacency moved to the front once more. Mr. Bixby was all fixed, and ready to start it to the rear again. He opened on me after this fashion--
"How much water did we have in the middle crossing at Hole-in-the-Wall, trip before last?"
I considered this an outrage. I said--
"Every trip, down and up, the leadsmen are singing through that tangled place for three-quarters of an hour on a stretch. How do you reckon I can remember such a mess as that?"
"My boy, you"ve got to remember it. You"ve got to remember the exact spot and the exact marks the boat lay in when we had the shoalest water, in everyone of the five hundred shoal places between St. Louis and New Orleans; and you mustn"t get the shoal soundings and marks of one trip mixed up with the shoal soundings and marks of another, either, for they"re not often twice alike. You must keep them separate."
When I came to myself again, I said--
"When I get so that I can do that, I"ll be able to raise the dead, and then I won"t have to pilot a steamboat to make a living. I want to retire from this business. I want a slush-bucket and a brush; I"m only fit for a roustabout. I haven"t got brains enough to be a pilot; and if I had I wouldn"t have strength enough to carry them around, unless I went on crutches."
"Now drop that! When I say I"ll learn {footnote ["Teach" is not in the river vocabulary.]} a man the river, I mean it. And you can depend on it, I"ll learn him or kill him."
CHAPTER 9
Continued Perplexities
THERE was no use in arguing with a person like this. I promptly put such a strain on my memory that by and by even the shoal water and the countless crossing-marks began to stay with me. But the result was just the same. I never could more than get one knotty thing learned before another presented itself. Now I had often seen pilots gazing at the water and pretending to read it as if it were a book; but it was a book that told me nothing. A time came at last, however, when Mr.
Bixby seemed to think me far enough advanced to bear a lesson on water-reading. So he began--
"Do you see that long slanting line on the face of the water? Now, that"s a reef. Moreover, it"s a bluff reef. There is a solid sand-bar under it that is nearly as straight up and down as the side of a house.
There is plenty of water close up to it, but mighty little on top of it.
If you were to hit it you would knock the boat"s brains out. Do you see where the line fringes out at the upper end and begins to fade away?"
"Yes, sir."
"Well, that is a low place; that is the head of the reef. You can climb over there, and not hurt anything. Cross over, now, and follow along close under the reef--easy water there--not much current."
I followed the reef along till I approached the fringed end. Then Mr.
Bixby said--
"Now get ready. Wait till I give the word. She won"t want to mount the reef; a boat hates shoal water. Stand by--wait--WAIT--keep her well in hand. NOW cramp her down! s.n.a.t.c.h her! s.n.a.t.c.h her!"
He seized the other side of the wheel and helped to spin it around until it was hard down, and then we held it so. The boat resisted, and refused to answer for a while, and next she came surging to starboard, mounted the reef, and sent a long, angry ridge of water foaming away from her bows.
"Now watch her; watch her like a cat, or she"ll get away from you. When she fights strong and the tiller slips a little, in a jerky, greasy sort of way, let up on her a trifle; it is the way she tells you at night that the water is too shoal; but keep edging her up, little by little, toward the point. You are well up on the bar, now; there is a bar under every point, because the water that comes down around it forms an eddy and allows the sediment to sink. Do you see those fine lines on the face of the water that branch out like the ribs of a fan. Well, those are little reefs; you want to just miss the ends of them, but run them pretty close. Now look out--look out! Don"t you crowd that slick, greasy-looking place; there ain"t nine feet there; she won"t stand it.
She begins to smell it; look sharp, I tell you! Oh blazes, there you go!
Stop the starboard wheel! Quick! Ship up to back! Set her back!
The engine bells jingled and the engines answered promptly, shooting white columns of steam far aloft out of the "scape pipes, but it was too late. The boat had "smelt" the bar in good earnest; the foamy ridges that radiated from her bows suddenly disappeared, a great dead swell came rolling forward and swept ahead of her, she careened far over to larboard, and went tearing away toward the other sh.o.r.e as if she were about scared to death. We were a good mile from where we ought to have been, when we finally got the upper hand of her again.
During the afternoon watch the next day, Mr. Bixby asked me if I knew how to run the next few miles. I said--
"Go inside the first snag above the point, outside the next one, start out from the lower end of Higgins"s wood-yard, make a square crossing and--"
"That"s all right. I"ll be back before you close up on the next point."
But he wasn"t. He was still below when I rounded it and entered upon a piece of river which I had some misgivings about. I did not know that he was hiding behind a chimney to see how I would perform. I went gaily along, getting prouder and prouder, for he had never left the boat in my sole charge such a length of time before. I even got to "setting"
her and letting the wheel go, entirely, while I vaingloriously turned my back and inspected the stem marks and hummed a tune, a sort of easy indifference which I had prodigiously admired in Bixby and other great pilots. Once I inspected rather long, and when I faced to the front again my heart flew into my mouth so suddenly that if I hadn"t clapped my teeth together I should have lost it. One of those frightful bluff reefs was stretching its deadly length right across our bows! My head was gone in a moment; I did not know which end I stood on; I gasped and could not get my breath; I spun the wheel down with such rapidity that it wove itself together like a spider"s web; the boat answered and turned square away from the reef, but the reef followed her! I fled, and still it followed, still it kept--right across my bows! I never looked to see where I was going, I only fled. The awful crash was imminent--why didn"t that villain come! If I committed the crime of ringing a bell, I might get thrown overboard. But better that than kill the boat. So in blind desperation I started such a rattling "shivaree" down below as never had astounded an engineer in this world before, I fancy. Amidst the frenzy of the bells the engines began to back and fill in a furious way, and my reason forsook its throne--we were about to crash into the woods on the other side of the river. Just then Mr. Bixby stepped calmly into view on the hurricane deck. My soul went out to him in grat.i.tude.
My distress vanished; I would have felt safe on the brink of Niagara, with Mr. Bixby on the hurricane deck. He blandly and sweetly took his tooth-pick out of his mouth between his fingers, as if it were a cigar--we were just in the act of climbing an overhanging big tree, and the pa.s.sengers were scudding astern like rats--and lifted up these commands to me ever so gently--
"Stop the starboard. Stop the larboard. Set her back on both."
The boat hesitated, halted, pressed her nose among the boughs a critical instant, then reluctantly began to back away.
"Stop the larboard. Come ahead on it. Stop the starboard. Come ahead on it. Point her for the bar."
I sailed away as serenely as a summer"s morning Mr. Bixby came in and said, with mock simplicity--
"When you have a hail, my boy, you ought to tap the big bell three times before you land, so that the engineers can get ready."
I blushed under the sarcasm, and said I hadn"t had any hail.
"Ah! Then it was for wood, I suppose. The officer of the watch will tell you when he wants to wood up."