""All right, I"m a-looking at you, Bill," "e ses. "I can see you."
""What gal is that, Ned?" ses Joe, who was in the next bunk to him, and I saw Bill"s eyes screw up tight, and "e suddenly fell fast asleep.
""I don"t know "er name," ses Ned, "but she was very much struck on Bill; they used to go to the theayter together."
"Pretty gal?" ses Joe, leading "im on.
""Rather," ses Ned. Trust Bill for that, "e. always gets the prettiest gal in the place-I"ve known as many as six and seven to-"
""WOT!" screams Bill, waking up out of "is sleep, and jumping out of "is bunk.
""Keep still, Bill, and don"t interfere when I"m talking," ses Joe, very sharp.
"""E"s insulted me," ses Bill; "talking about gals when everybody knows I "ate "em worse than pison."
""Hold your tongue," ses Joe. "Now, Ned, what"s this about this little gal? What"s "er name?"
""It was only a little joke o" mine," ses Ned, who saw "e"d put "is foot in it. "Bill "ates "em worse than-worse than-pison."
""You"re telling me a lie," ses Joe, sternly. "Who was it?"
""It was only my fun, Joe," ses Ned.
""Oh, very well then. I"m going to "ave a bit of fun now," ses Joe.
"Bill!"
""Yes," ses Bill.
""I won"t "it Ned myself for fear I shall do "im a lasting injury," ses Joe, "so you just start on "im and keep on till "e tells all about your goings on with that gal."
""Hit "im to make "im tell about me? ses Bill, staring "is "ardest.
""You "eard wot I said," ses Joe; "don"t repeat my words. You a married man, too; I"ve got sisters of my own, and I"m going to put this sort o"
thing down. If you don"t down "im, I will."
"Ned wasn"t much of a fighter, and I "alf expected to see "im do a bolt up on deck and complain to the skipper. He did look like it for a moment, then he stood up, looking a bit white as Bill walked over to "im, and the next moment "is fist flew out, and afore we could turn round I"m blest if Bill wasn"t on the floor. "E got up as if "e was dazed like, struck out wild at Ned and missed "im, and the next moment was knocked down agin. We could "ardly believe our eyes, and as for Ned, "e looked as though "e"d been doing miracles by mistake.
"When Bill got up the second time "e was that shaky "e could "ardly stand, and Ned "ad it all "is own way, until at last "e got Bill"s "ead under "is arm and punched at it till they was both tired.
""All right," ses Bill; "I"ve "ad enough. I"ve met my master."
""Wot?" ses Joe, staring.
""I"ve met my master," ses Bill, going and sitting down. "Ned "as knocked me about crool."
"Joe looked at "im, speechless, and then without saying another word, or "aving a go at Ned himself, as we expected, "e went up on deck, and Ned crossed over and sat down by Bill.
""I "ope I didn"t hurt you, mate," he ses, kindly.
""Hurt me?" roars Bill. "You! You "urt me? You, you little bag o" bones.
Wait till I get you ash.o.r.e by yourself for five minits, Ned Davis, and then you"ll know what "urting means."
""I don"t understand you, Bill," ses Ned; "you"re a mystery, that"s what you are; but I tell you plain when you go ash.o.r.e you don"t have me for a companion."
"It was a mystery to all of us, and it got worse and worse as time went on. Bill didn"t dare to call "is soul "is own, although Joe only hit "im once the whole time, and then not very hard, and he excused "is cowardice by telling us of a man Joe "ad killed in a fight down in one o" them West-end clubs.
"Wot with Joe"s Sunday-school ways and Bill backing "em up, we was all pretty glad by the time we got to Melbourne. It was like getting out o"
pris"n to get away from Joe for a little while. All but Bill, that is, and Joe took "im to hear a dissolving views on John Bunyan. Bill said "e"d be delighted to go, but the language he used about "im on the quiet when he came back showed what "e thought of it. I don"t know who John Bunyan is, or wot he"s done, but the things Bill said about "im I wouldn"t soil my tongue by repeating.
"Arter we"d been there two or three days we began to feel a"most sorry, for Bill. Night arter night, when we was ash.o.r.e, Joe would take "im off and look arter "im, and at last, partly for "is sake, but more to see the fun, Tom Baker managed to think o" something to put things straight.
""You stay aboard to-night, Bill," he ses one morning, "and you"ll see something that "ll startle you."
""Worse than you?" ses Bill, whose temper was getting worse and worse.
""There"ll be an end o" that bullying, Joe," ses Tom, taking "im by the arm. "We"ve arranged to give "im a lesson as"ll lay "im up for a time."
""Oh," ses Bill, looking "ard at a boat wot was pa.s.sing.
""We"ve got Dodgy Pete coming to see us tonight," ses Tom, in a whisper; "there"ll only be the second officer aboard, and he"ll likely be asleep.
Dodgy"s one o" the best light-weights in Australia, and if "e don"t fix up Mister Joe, it"ll be a pity."
""You"re a fair treat, Tom," ses Bill, turning round; "that"s what you are. A fair treat."
""I thought you"d be pleased, Bill," ses Tom.
"Pleased ain"t no name for it, Tom," answers Bill. "You"ve took a load off my mind."
"The fo"c"s"le was pretty full that evening, everybody giving each other a little grin on the quiet, and looking over to where Joe was sitting in "is bunk putting a b.u.t.ton or two on his coat. At about ha"-past six Dodgy comes aboard, and the fun begins to commence.
"He was a nasty, low-looking little chap, was Dodgy, very fly-looking and very conceited. I didn"t like the look of "im at all, and unbearable as Joe was, it didn"t seem to be quite the sort o" thing to get a chap aboard to "ammer a shipmate you couldn"t "ammer yourself.
""Nasty stuffy place you"ve got down "ere," ses Dodgy, who was smoking a big cigar; "I can"t think "ow you can stick it."
""It ain"t bad for a fo"c"s"le," ses Charlie.
""An" what"s that in that bunk over there?" ses Dodgy, pointing with "is cigar at Joe.
""Hush, be careful," ses Tom, with a wink; "that"s a prize-fighter."
""Oh," ses Dodgy, grinning, "I thought it was a monkey."
"You might "ave heard a pin drop, and there was a pleasant feeling went all over us at the thought of the little fight we was going to see all to ourselves, as Joe lays down the jacket he was st.i.tching at and just puts "is little "ead over the side o" the bunk.
""Bill," he ses, yawning.
""Well," ses Bill, all on the grin like the rest of us.