""I am a bit tired," ses she.
""I could see it by your eyes," ses Job. "What you want is a change, Polly. Why not go and see your sister at Wickham?"
""I don"t like leaving you alone," ses Mrs. Brown, "else I"d like to go.
I want to do a little shopping."
""You go, my dear," ses Job. "I shall be quite "appy sitting at the gate in the sun with a gla.s.s o" milk an" a pipe."
"He persuaded "er at last, and, in a fit o" generosity, gave "er three shillings to go shopping with, and as soon as she was out o" sight he went off with a crutch and a stick, smiling all over "is face. He met d.i.c.k Weed in the road and they shook "ands quite friendly, and Job asked "im to "ave a drink. Then Henery White and some more chaps came along, and by the time they got to the Cauliflower they was as merry a party as you"d wish to see.
"Every man "ad a pint o" beer, which Job paid for, not forgetting Smith "isself, and Job closed "is eyes with pleasure as "e took his. Then they began to talk about "is accident, and Job showed "em is leg and described wot it felt like to be a teetotaler for seven weeks.
""And I"ll trouble you for that five pounds, Smith," "e ses, smiling.
"I"ve been without anything stronger than milk for seven weeks. I never thought when I wrote that paper I was going to earn my own money."
""None of us did, Job," ses Smith. "D"ye think that leg"ll be all right agin? As good as the other, I mean?"
""Doctor ses so," ses Job.
""It"s wonderful wot they can do nowadays," ses Smith, shaking "is "ead.
"""Strordinary," ses Job; "where"s that five pounds, Smith?"
""You don"t want to put any sudden weight or anything like that on it for a time, Job," ses Smith; "don"t get struggling or fighting, whatever you do, Job."
"""Taint so likely," ses Job; "d"ye think I"m a fool? Where"s that five pounds, Smith?"
""Ah, yes," ses Smith, looking as though "e"d just remembered something.
"I wanted to tell you about that, to see if I"ve done right. I"m glad you"ve come in."
""Eh?" ses Job Brown, staring at "im.
""Has your wife gone shopping to-day?" ses Smith, looking at "im very solemn.
"Job Brown put "is mug down on the table and turned as pale as ashes.
Then "e got up and limped over to the bar.
""Wot d"yer mean" he ses, choking.
""She said she thought o" doing so," ses Smith, wiping a gla.s.s; "she came in yesterday and asked for that five pounds she"d won. The doctor came in with "er and said she"d kept you from licker for seven weeks, let alone a month; so, according to the paper, I "ad to give it to "er.
I "ope I done right, Job?"
"Job didn"t answer "im a word, good or bad. He just turned "is back on him, and, picking up "is crutch and "is stick, hobbled off "ome. Henery White tried to make "im stop and "ave another pint, but he wouldn"t. He said he didn"t want "is wife to find "im out when she returned."
BREVET RANK
The crew of the Elisabeth Hopkins sat on deck in the gloaming, gazing idly at the dusky shapes of the barges as they dropped silently down on the tide, or violently discussing the ident.i.ty of various steamers as they came swiftly past Even with these amus.e.m.e.nts the time hung heavily, and they thought longingly of certain cosy bars by the riverside to which they were wont to betake themselves in their spare time.
To-night, in deference to the wishes of the skipper, wishes which approximated closely to those of Royalty in their effects, they remained on board. A new acquaintance of his, a brother captain, who dabbled in mesmerism, was coming to give them a taste of his quality, and the skipper, sitting on the side of the schooner in the faint light which streamed from the galley, was condescendingly explaining to them the marvels of hypnotism.
"I never "eard the likes of it," said one, with a deep breath, as the skipper concluded a marvellous example.
"There"s a lot you ain"t "eard of, Bill," said another, whose temper was suffering from lack of beer. "But "ave you seen all this, sir?"
"Everything," said the skipper, impressively. "He wanted to mesmerise me, an" I said, "All right," I ses, "do it an" welcome-if you can, but I expect my head"s a bit too strong for you.""
"And it was, sir, I"ll bet," said the man who had been so candid with Bill.
"He tried everything," said the skipper, "then he give it up; but he"s coming aboard to-night, so any of you that likes can come down the cabin and be mesmerised free."
"Why can"t he do it on deck?" said the mate, rising from the hatches and stretching his gigantic form.
""Cos he must have artificial light, George," said the skipper. "He lets me a little bit into the secret, you know, an" he told me he likes to have the men a bit dazed-like first."
Voices sounded from the wharf, and the night-watchman appeared piloting Captain Zingall to the schooner. The crew noticed that he came aboard quite like any other man, descending the ladder with even more care than usual. He was a small man, of much dignity, with light grey eyes which had been so strained by the exercise of his favourite hobby that they appeared to be starting from his head. He chatted agreeably about freights for some time, and then, at his brother skipper"s urgent entreaty, consented to go below and give them a taste of his awful powers.
At first he was not very successful. The men stared at the discs he put into their hands until their eyes ached, but for some time without effect. Bill was the first to yield, and to the astonishment of his friends pa.s.sed into a soft magnetic slumber, from which he emerged to perform the usual idiotic tricks peculiar to mesmerised subjects.
"It"s wonderful what power you "ave over em," said Captain Bradd, respectfully.
Captain Zingall smiled affably. "At the present moment," he said, "that man is my unthinkin" slave, an" whatever I wish him to do he does. Would any of you like him to do anything?"
"Well, sir," said one of the men, ""e owes me "arf a crown, an" I think it would be a "ighly interestin" experiment if you could get "im to pay me. If anything "ud make me believe in mesmerism, that would."
"An" he owes me eighteenpence, sir," said another seaman, eagerly.
"One at a time," said the first speaker, sharply.
"An" "e"s owed me five shillin"s since I don"t know when," said the cook, with dishonest truthfulness.
Captain Zingall turned to his subject. "You owe that man half a crown,"
he said, pointing, "that one eighteenpence, and that one five shillings.
Pay them."
In the most matter-of-fact way in the world Bill groped in his pockets, and, producing some greasy coins, payed the sums mentioned, to the intense delight of everybody.
"Well, I"m blest," said the mate, staring. "I thought mesmerism was all rubbish. Now bring him to again."
"But don"t tell "im wot "e"s been doin"," said the cook.
Zingall with a few pa.s.ses brought his subject round, and with a subdued air he took his place with the others.
"What"d it feel like, Bill?" asked Joe. "Can you remember what you did?"