questions and begging of "em to go in and say something to Bill. One of "em did go, and came back a"most directly and stood there for hours telling diff"rent people wot Bill "ad said to "er, and asking whether "e couldn"t be locked up for it.
"By tea-time Bill was dead-beat, and that stiff he could "ardly raise "is bread and b.u.t.ter to his mouth. Several o" the chaps looked in in the evening, but all they could get out of "im was, that it was a new way o"
cultivating "is garden "e "ad just "eard of, and that those who lived the longest would see the most. By night-time "e"d nearly finished the job, and "is garden was just ruined.
"Afore people "ad done talking about Bill, I"m blest if Peter Smith didn"t go and cultivate "is garden in exactly the same way. The parson and "is wife was away on their "oliday, and n.o.body could say a word. The curate who "ad come over to take "is place for a time, and who took the names of people for the Flower Show, did point out to "im that he was spoiling "is chances, but Peter was so rude to "im that he didn"t stay long enough to say much.
"When Joe Gubbins started digging up "is garden people began to think they were all bewitched, and I went round to see Henery Walker to tell "im wot a fine chance "e"d got, and to remind "im that I"d put another ninepence on "im the night before. All "e said was, "More fool you," and went on digging a "ole in his garden big enough to put a "ouse in.
"In a fortnight"s time there wasn"t a garden worth looking at in the place, and it was quite clear there"d be no Flower Show that year, and of all the silly, bad-tempered men in the place them as "ad dug up their pretty gardens was the wust.
"It was just a few days before the day fixed for the Flower Show, and I was walking up the road when I see Joe and Henery Walker and one or two more leaning over Bob Pretty"s fence and talking to "im. I stopped, too, to see what they were looking at, and found they was watching Bob"s two boys a-weeding of "is garden. It was a disgraceful, untidy sort of place, as I said before, with a few marigolds and nasturtiums, and sich-like put in anywhere, and Bob was walking up and down smoking of "is pipe and watching "is wife hoe atween the plants and cut off dead marigold blooms.
""That"s a pretty garden you"ve got there, Bob," ses Joe, grinning.
"I"ve seen wuss," ses Bob.
""Going in for the Flower Show, Bob?" ses Henery, with a wink at us.
""O" course I am," ses Bob "olding "is" ead up; "my marigolds ought to pull me through," he ses.
"Henery wouldn"t believe it at first, but when he saw Bob show "is missus "ow to pat the path down with the back o" the spade and hold the nails for "er while she nailed a climbing nasturtium to the fence, he went off and fetched Bill Chambers and one or two others, and they all leaned over the fence breathing their "ardest and a-saying of all the nasty things to Bob they could think of.
""It"s the best-kep" garden in the place," ses Bob. "I ain"t afraid o"
your new way o" cultivating flowers, Bill Chambers. Old-fashioned ways suit me best; I learnt "ow to grow flowers from my father."
""You ain"t "ad the cheek to give your name in, Bob?" ses Sam Jones, staring.
"Bob didn"t answer "im. Tick those bits o" gra.s.s out o" the path, old gal," he ses to "is wife; "they look untidy, and untidiness I can"t abear."
"He walked up and down smoking "is pipe and pretending not to notice Henery Walker, wot "ad moved farther along the fence, and was staring at some drabble-tailed-looking geraniums as if "e"d seen "em afore but wasn"t quite sure where.
""Admiring my geraniums, Henery?" ses Bob at last.
""Where"d you get "em?" ses Henery, "ardly able to speak.
""My florist"s," ses Bob, in a off-hand manner.
""Your wot? asks Henery.
""My florist," ses Bob.
""And who might "e be when "e"s at home?" asked Henery.
"""Tain"t so likely I"m going to tell you that," ses Bob. "Be reasonable, Henery, and ask yourself whether it"s likely I should tell you "is name. Why, I"ve never seen sich fine geraniums afore. I"ve been nursing "em inside all the summer, and just planted "em out."
""About two days arter I threw mine over my back fence," ses Henery Walker, speaking very slowly.
""Ho," ses Bob, surprised. "I didn"t know you "ad any geraniums, Henery.
I thought you was digging for gravel this year."
"Henery didn"t answer "im. Not because "e didn"t want to, mind you, but because he couldn"t.
""That one," ses Bob, pointing at a broken geranium with the stem of "is pipe, "is a "Dook o" Wellington," and that white one there is wot I"m going to call "Pretty"s Pride." That fine marigold over there, wot looks like a sunflower, is called "Golden Dreams.""
""Come along, Henery," ses Bill Chambers, bursting, "come and get something to take the taste out of your mouth."
""I"m sorry I can"t offer you a flower for your b.u.t.ton-"ole," ses Bob, perlitely, "but it"s getting so near the Flower Show now I can"t afford it. If you chaps only knew wot pleasure was to be "ad sitting among your innercent flowers, you wouldn"t want to go to the public-house so often."
"He shook "is "ead at "em, and telling his wife to give the "Dook o"
Wellington" a mug of water, sat down in the chair agin and wiped the sweat off "is brow.
"Bill Chambers did a bit o" thinking as they walked up the road, and by and by "e turns to Joe Gubbins and "e ses:
""Seen anything o" George English lately, Joe?"
""Yes," ses Joe.
""Seems to me we all "ave," ses Sam Jones.
"None of "em liked to say wot was in their minds, "aving all seen George English and swore pretty strong not to tell his secret, and none of "em liking to own up that they"d been digging up their gardens to get money as "e"d told "em about. But presently Bill Chambers ses:
""Without telling no secrets or breaking no promises, Joe, supposing a certain "ouse was mentioned in a certain letter from forrin parts, wot "ouse was it?"
""Supposing it was so," ses Joe, careful too; "the second "ouse counting from the Cauliflower."
""The ninth "ouse, you mean," ses Henery Walker, sharply.
""Second "ouse in Mill Lane, you mean," ses Sam Jones, wot lived there.
"Then they all see "ow they"d been done, and that they wasn"t, in a manner o" speaking, referring to the same letter. They came up and sat "ere where we"re sitting now, all dazed-like. It wasn"t only the chance o" losing the prize that upset "em, but they"d wasted their time and ruined their gardens and got called mad by the other folks. Henery Walker"s state o" mind was dreadful for to see, and he kep" thinking of "orrible things to say to George English, and then being afraid they wasn"t strong enough.
"While they was talking who should come along but George English hisself! He came right up to the table, and they all sat back on the bench and stared at "im fierce, and Henery Walker crinkled "is nose at him.
""Evening," he ses, but none of "em answered im; they all looked at Henery to see wot "e was going to say.
""Wot"s up?" ses George, in surprise.
""Gardens," ses Henery.
""So I"ve "eard," ses George.
"He shook "is "ead and looked at them sorrowful and severe at the same time.
""So I "eard, and I couldn"t believe my ears till I went and looked for myself," he ses, "and wot I want to say is this: you know wot I"m referring to. If any man "as found wot don"t belong to him "e knows who to give it to. It ain"t wot I should "ave expected of men wot"s lived in the same place as me for years. Talk about honesty," "e ses, shaking "is "ead agin, "I should like to see a little of it."
"Peter Smith opened his mouth to speak, and "ardly knowing wot "e was doing took a pull at "is beer at the same time, and if Sam Jones "adn"t been by to thump "im on the back I b"lieve he"d ha" died there and then.
""Mark my words," ses George English, speaking very slow and solemn, "there"ll be no blessing on it. Whoever"s made "is fortune by getting up and digging "is garden over won"t get no real benefit from it. He may wear a black coat and new trousers on Sunday, but "e won"t be "appy.
I"ll go and get my little taste o" beer somewhere else," "e ses. "I can"t breathe here."