At the close of the soup hour and after another turn at sweeping, almost every officer again sat down or sat up to rid himself of the _pediculidae vestimenti_. We called it "skirmishing"; it was rather a pitched battle.
The humblest soldier and the brevet major-general must daily strip and fight. Ludicrous, were it not so abominable, was this mortifying necessity. No account of prison life in Danville would be complete without it. Pa.s.s by it hereafter in sorrow and silence, as one of those duties which Cicero says are to be done but not talked about.
The occupations of the morning are now largely resumed, but many prefer to lie quiet on the floor for an hour.
An interesting incident that might happen at any time is the arrival in prison of a Confederate newspaper. A commotion near the stairway! Fifty or a hundred cl.u.s.ter around an officer with a clear strong voice, and listen as he reads aloud the news, the editorials, and the selections.
The rebels are represented as continually gaining victories, but singularly enough the northern armies are always drawing nearer!
Toward sunset many officers walk briskly half an hour to and fro the length of the room for exercise.
Another roll-call by the mysterious heterogeneous if not hermaphroditical Carolina sergeant!
Brooms again by the mess on duty. Again oral language-lessons by Cook and Putnam. Then discussions or story-telling.
It is growing dark. A candle is lighted making darkness visible. We have many skilful singers, who every evening "discourse most excellent music." They sing _Just before the battle, mother; Do they miss me at home? We shall meet, but we shall miss him_ (a song composed on the death of one of my Worcester pupils by Hon. Charles Washburn); _Nearer, My G.o.d, to thee_, etc. From the sweet strains of affection or devotion, which suffuse the eyes as we begin to lie down for the night, the music pa.s.ses to the _Star-spangled Banner_, _Rally round the flag_, _John Brown"s body lies a"mouldering in the grave_, and the like. Often the "concert" concludes with a comic Dutch song by Captain Cafferty, Co. D, 1st N. Y. Cav.
Sleep begins to seal many eyelids, when someone with a loud voice heard through the whole room starts a series of sharp critical questions, amusing or censorious, thus:
"Who don"t skirmish?" This is answered loudly from another quarter.
"Slim Jim." The catechism proceeds, sometimes with two or three distinct responses.
"Who cheats the graveyard?"
"Colonel Sprague."
"Who sketched Fort Darling?"
"Captain Tripp." (He was caught sketching long before, and was refused exchange.)
"Who never washes?"
"Lieutenant Screw-my-upper-jaw-off." (His was an unp.r.o.nounceable foreign name.)
"Who knows everything?"
"General Duffie." (Duffie was a brave officer, of whom more anon.)
"Who don"t know anything?"
"The fools that talk when they should be asleep." (The querists subside at last.)
For warmth we lie in contact with each other "spoon-fashion," in groups of three or more. I had bought a heavy woolen shawl for twenty Confederate dollars, and under it were Captain Cook, Adjutant Clark, and Lieutenant Wilder; I myself wearing my overcoat, and snuggling up to my friend Cook. All four lay as close as possible facing in the same direction. The night wears slowly away. When the floor seemed intolerably hard, one of us would say aloud, "Spoon!" and all four would flop over, and rest on the other side. So we vibrated back and forth from nine o"clock till dawn. We were not comfortable, but in far better circ.u.mstances than most of the prisoners. Indeed Captain Cook repeatedly declared he owed his life to our blanket.
CHAPTER VIII
Continual Hope of Exchange of Prisoners--"Flag-of-Truce Fever!"--Attempted Escape by Tunneling--Repeated Escapes by Members of Water Parties, and how we Made the Roll-Call Sergeant"s Count Come Out all Right every Time--Plot to Break Out by Violence, and its Tragic End.
Our princ.i.p.al hope for relief from the increasing privations of prison life and from probable exhaustion, sickness, and death, lay in a possible exchange of prisoners. A belief was prevalent that the patients in hospital would be the first so favored. Hence strenuous efforts were sometimes made to convince the apothecary whom we called doctor, and who often visited us, that a prisoner was ill enough to require removal.
Once in the inst.i.tution, the patients got better food, something like a bed, medical attendance daily, and a more comfortable room. Some of them were shamming, lying in two senses and groaning when the physicians were present, but able to sit up and play euchre the rest of the day and half the night. This peculiar disease, this eagerness to get into hospital or remain there till exchanged by flag of truce, was known as the "flag-of-truce fever" or "flag-of-truce-on-the-brain!"
I recall one striking instance. Lieutenant Gardner, already mentioned, had received six or eight hundred dollars in Confederate currency as the price of a gold watch. But like the prodigal in Scripture he was now in a far country, and had wasted his substance in what he called "righteous" living. And when he had spent all, there arose a mighty famine in that corner of the lower room, and he began to be in want. And he would fain have filled his belly with corn-cob-meal bread, or spoiled black beans, or the little potatoes which the swine didn"t eat. And no man gave him enough. And he determined to go to hospital. He gave out that he was desperately sick. I at this time had "quarters" on the floor above. Word was brought to me that my friend was mortally ill, and would thank me to come down and take his last message to his relatives.
Alarmed, I instantly went down. I found him with two or three splitting a small log of wood!
"Gardner, I hear you are a little "under the weather.""
"Dying, Colonel, dying!"
"What appears to be your disease?"
"Flag-o"-truce-on-the-brain!"
"Ah, you"ve got the exchange fever?"
"Yes; bad."
"Pulse run high?"
"Three hundred a minute."
"Anything I can do for you?"
"Yes, Colonel, beseech that fool doctor to send me to hospital. Tell him I"m on my last legs. Tell him I only want to die there. Appeal to him in behalf of my poor wife and babies." (Gardner, as I well knew, was a bachelor, and had no children--to speak of.)
"Well, Lieutenant, I"ll do anything I properly can for you. Is there anything else?"
"Yes, Colonel; lend me your overcoat to wear to hospital; I"ll send it back at once."
"But, Lieutenant, you can"t get into the hospital. Your cheeks are too rosy; you"re the picture of health."
"I"m glad you mentioned that, Colonel. I"ll fix that. You"ll see."
Next morning he watched at the window, and when he saw the doctor coming, he swallowed a large pill of plug tobacco. The effect was more serious than he expected. In a few minutes he became sick in earnest, and was frightened. A deathlike pallor supervened. When the doctor reached him, there was a genuine fit of vomiting. The story runs that Captain Tiemann made a pathetic appeal in behalf of the imaginary twin babies, that the doctor diagnosed it as a clear case of puerperal (which he p.r.o.nounced "puerp[=e]rial") fever complicated with symptoms of cholera infantum, and ordered him to hospital at once! I loaned the patient my overcoat, which he sent back directly. His recovery seemed miraculous. In a week or two he returned from his delightful outing.
This was in the latter part of November.
Previously, for some weeks, Captain Howe and three or four other strong and determined officers managed to get into the cellar of a one-story building contiguous to ours and thence to excavate a tunnel out beyond the line on which the sentinels were perpetually pacing to and fro. I was too feeble to join in the enterprise, but hoped to improve the opportunity to escape when the work was done. Unfortunately the arching top of the tunnel was too near the surface of the ground, and the thin crust gave way under the weight of a sentry. He yelled "Murder!" Two or three of our diggers came scurrying back. The guard next to him shouted, "You Yanks! you G--d d--d Yanks!" and fired into the deep hole. No more tunneling at Danville.[8]
More successful and more amusing were several attempts by individual officers one at a time. The water parties of four to eight went under a strong guard two or three times a day down a long hill to the river Dan.
On the slope alongside the path were a number of large brick ovens,[9]
in which, we were told, the Confederates used to bake those big squares of corn bread. The iron doors when we pa.s.sed were usually open. On the way back from the river, one officer on some pretense or other would lag behind the rearmost soldier of the guard, who would turn to hurry him up. The next officer, as soon as the soldier"s back was turned, would dodge into an open oven, and the careless guards now engaged in a loud and pa.s.sionate controversy about slavery or secession would not miss him! Then, as night came on, the negroes in the vicinity, who, like all the rest of the colored people, were friendly to us, would supply the escaped officer with food and clothing, and pilot him on his way rejoicing toward the Union lines. One by one, six officers escaped in that way, and many of us began to look forward to the time when our turn would come to try the baking virtues of those ovens!