"Oh good gracious me I hope you never kept yourself a bachelor so long on my account!" t.i.ttered Flora; "but of course you never did why should you, pray don"t answer, I don"t know where I"m running to, oh do tell me something about the Chinese ladies whether their eyes are really so long and narrow always putting me in mind of mother-of-pearl fish at cards and do they really wear tails down their back and plaited too or is it only the men, and when they pull their hair so very tight off their foreheads don"t they hurt themselves, and why do they stick little bells all over their bridges and temples and hats and things or don"t they really do it?" Flora gave him another of her old glances. Instantly she went on again, as if he had spoken in reply for some time.
"Then it"s all true and they really do! good gracious Arthur!--pray excuse me--old habit--Mr Clennam far more proper--what a country to live in for so long a time, and with so many lanterns and umbrellas too how very dark and wet the climate ought to be and no doubt actually is, and the sums of money that must be made by those two trades where everybody carries them and hangs them everywhere, the little shoes too and the feet screwed back in infancy is quite surprising, what a traveller you are!"
In his ridiculous distress, Clennam received another of the old glances without in the least knowing what to do with it.
"Dear dear," said Flora, "only to think of the changes at home Arthur--cannot overcome it, and seems so natural, Mr Clennam far more proper--since you became familiar with the Chinese customs and language which I am persuaded you speak like a Native if not better for you were always quick and clever though immensely difficult no doubt, I am sure the tea chests alone would kill me if I tried, such changes Arthur--I am doing it again, seems so natural, most improper--as no one could have believed, who could have ever imagined Mrs Finching when I can"t imagine it myself!"
"Is that your married name?" asked Arthur, struck, in the midst of all this, by a certain warmth of heart that expressed itself in her tone when she referred, however oddly, to the youthful relation in which they had stood to one another. "Finching?"
"Finching oh yes isn"t it a dreadful name, but as Mr F. said when he proposed to me which he did seven times and handsomely consented I must say to be what he used to call on liking twelve months, after all, he wasn"t answerable for it and couldn"t help it could he, Excellent man, not at all like you but excellent man!"
Flora had at last talked herself out of breath for one moment. One moment; for she recovered breath in the act of raising a minute corner of her pocket-handkerchief to her eye, as a tribute to the ghost of the departed Mr F., and began again.
"No one could dispute, Arthur--Mr Clennam--that it"s quite right you should be formally friendly to me under the altered circ.u.mstances and indeed you couldn"t be anything else, at least I suppose not you ought to know, but I can"t help recalling that there was a time when things were very different."
"My dear Mrs Finching," Arthur began, struck by the good tone again.
"Oh not that nasty ugly name, say Flora!"
"Flora. I a.s.sure you, Flora, I am happy in seeing you once more, and in finding that, like me, you have not forgotten the old foolish dreams, when we saw all before us in the light of our youth and hope."
"You don"t seem so," pouted Flora, "you take it very coolly, but however I know you are disappointed in me, I suppose the Chinese ladies--Mandarinesses if you call them so--are the cause or perhaps I am the cause myself, it"s just as likely."
"No, no," Clennam entreated, "don"t say that."
"Oh I must you know," said Flora, in a positive tone, "what nonsense not to, I know I am not what you expected, I know that very well."
In the midst of her rapidity, she had found that out with the quick perception of a cleverer woman. The inconsistent and profoundly unreasonable way in which she instantly went on, nevertheless, to interweave their long-abandoned boy and girl relations with their present interview, made Clennam feel as if he were light-headed.
"One remark," said Flora, giving their conversation, without the slightest notice and to the great terror of Clennam, the tone of a love-quarrel, "I wish to make, one explanation I wish to offer, when your Mama came and made a scene of it with my Papa and when I was called down into the little breakfast-room where they were looking at one another with your Mama"s parasol between them seated on two chairs like mad bulls what was I to do?"
"My dear Mrs Finching," urged Clennam--"all so long ago and so long concluded, is it worth while seriously to--"
"I can"t Arthur," returned Flora, "be denounced as heartless by the whole society of China without setting myself right when I have the opportunity of doing so, and you must be very well aware that there was Paul and Virginia which had to be returned and which was returned without note or comment, not that I mean to say you could have written to me watched as I was but if it had only come back with a red wafer on the cover I should have known that it meant Come to Pekin Nankeen and What"s the third place, barefoot."
"My dear Mrs Finching, you were not to blame, and I never blamed you.
We were both too young, too dependent and helpless, to do anything but accept our separation.--Pray think how long ago," gently remonstrated Arthur. "One more remark," proceeded Flora with unslackened volubility, "I wish to make, one more explanation I wish to offer, for five days I had a cold in the head from crying which I pa.s.sed entirely in the back drawing-room--there is the back drawing-room still on the first floor and still at the back of the house to confirm my words--when that dreary period had pa.s.sed a lull succeeded years rolled on and Mr F. became acquainted with us at a mutual friend"s, he was all attention he called next day he soon began to call three evenings a week and to send in little things for supper it was not love on Mr F."s part it was adoration, Mr F. proposed with the full approval of Papa and what could I do?"
"Nothing whatever," said Arthur, with the cheerfulest readiness, "but what you did. Let an old friend a.s.sure you of his full conviction that you did quite right."
"One last remark," proceeded Flora, rejecting commonplace life with a wave of her hand, "I wish to make, one last explanation I wish to offer, there was a time ere Mr F. first paid attentions incapable of being mistaken, but that is past and was not to be, dear Mr Clennam you no longer wear a golden chain you are free I trust you may be happy, here is Papa who is always tiresome and putting in his nose everywhere where he is not wanted."
With these words, and with a hasty gesture fraught with timid caution--such a gesture had Clennam"s eyes been familiar with in the old time--poor Flora left herself at eighteen years of age, a long long way behind again; and came to a full stop at last.
Or rather, she left about half of herself at eighteen years of age behind, and grafted the rest on to the relict of the late Mr F.; thus making a moral mermaid of herself, which her once boy-lover contemplated with feelings wherein his sense of the sorrowful and his sense of the comical were curiously blended.
For example. As if there were a secret understanding between herself and Clennam of the most thrilling nature; as if the first of a train of post-chaises and four, extending all the way to Scotland, were at that moment round the corner; and as if she couldn"t (and wouldn"t) have walked into the Parish Church with him, under the shade of the family umbrella, with the Patriarchal blessing on her head, and the perfect concurrence of all mankind; Flora comforted her soul with agonies of mysterious signalling, expressing dread of discovery. With the sensation of becoming more and more light-headed every minute, Clennam saw the relict of the late Mr F. enjoying herself in the most wonderful manner, by putting herself and him in their old places, and going through all the old performances--now, when the stage was dusty, when the scenery was faded, when the youthful actors were dead, when the orchestra was empty, when the lights were out. And still, through all this grotesque revival of what he remembered as having once been prettily natural to her, he could not but feel that it revived at sight of him, and that there was a tender memory in it.
The Patriarch insisted on his staying to dinner, and Flora signalled "Yes!" Clennam so wished he could have done more than stay to dinner--so heartily wished he could have found the Flora that had been, or that never had been--that he thought the least atonement he could make for the disappointment he almost felt ashamed of, was to give himself up to the family desire. Therefore, he stayed to dinner.
Pancks dined with them. Pancks steamed out of his little dock at a quarter before six, and bore straight down for the Patriarch, who happened to be then driving, in an inane manner, through a stagnant account of Bleeding Heart Yard. Pancks instantly made fast to him and hauled him out.
"Bleeding Heart Yard?" said Pancks, with a puff and a snort. "It"s a troublesome property. Don"t pay you badly, but rents are very hard to get there. You have more trouble with that one place than with all the places belonging to you."
Just as the big ship in tow gets the credit, with most spectators, of being the powerful object, so the Patriarch usually seemed to have said himself whatever Pancks said for him.
"Indeed?" returned Clennam, upon whom this impression was so efficiently made by a mere gleam of the polished head that he spoke the ship instead of the Tug. "The people are so poor there?"
"You can"t say, you know," snorted Pancks, taking one of his dirty hands out of his rusty iron-grey pockets to bite his nails, if he could find any, and turning his beads of eyes upon his employer, "whether they"re poor or not. They say they are, but they all say that. When a man says he"s rich, you"re generally sure he isn"t. Besides, if they ARE poor, you can"t help it. You"d be poor yourself if you didn"t get your rents."
"True enough," said Arthur.
"You"re not going to keep open house for all the poor of London,"
pursued Pancks. "You"re not going to lodge "em for nothing. You"re not going to open your gates wide and let "em come free. Not if you know it, you ain"t."
Mr Casby shook his head, in Placid and benignant generality.
"If a man takes a room of you at half-a-crown a week, and when the week comes round hasn"t got the half-crown, you say to that man, Why have you got the room, then? If you haven"t got the one thing, why have you got the other? What have you been and done with your money? What do you mean by it? What are you up to? That"s what YOU say to a man of that sort; and if you didn"t say it, more shame for you!" Mr Pancks here made a singular and startling noise, produced by a strong blowing effort in the region of the nose, unattended by any result but that acoustic one.
"You have some extent of such property about the east and north-east here, I believe?" said Clennam, doubtful which of the two to address.
"Oh, pretty well," said Pancks. "You"re not particular to east or north-east, any point of the compa.s.s will do for you. What you want is a good investment and a quick return. You take it where you can find it.
You ain"t nice as to situation--not you."
There was a fourth and most original figure in the Patriarchal tent, who also appeared before dinner. This was an amazing little old woman, with a face like a staring wooden doll too cheap for expression, and a stiff yellow wig perched unevenly on the top of her head, as if the child who owned the doll had driven a tack through it anywhere, so that it only got fastened on. Another remarkable thing in this little old woman was, that the same child seemed to have damaged her face in two or three places with some blunt instrument in the nature of a spoon; her countenance, and particularly the tip of her nose, presenting the phenomena of several dints, generally answering to the bowl of that article. A further remarkable thing in this little old woman was, that she had no name but Mr F."s Aunt.
She broke upon the visitor"s view under the following circ.u.mstances: Flora said when the first dish was being put on the table, perhaps Mr Clennam might not have heard that Mr F. had left her a legacy? Clennam in return implied his hope that Mr F. had endowed the wife whom he adored, with the greater part of his worldly substance, if not with all.
Flora said, oh yes, she didn"t mean that, Mr F. had made a beautiful will, but he had left her as a separate legacy, his Aunt. She then went out of the room to fetch the legacy, and, on her return, rather triumphantly presented "Mr F."s Aunt."
The major characteristics discoverable by the stranger in Mr F."s Aunt, were extreme severity and grim taciturnity; sometimes interrupted by a propensity to offer remarks in a deep warning voice, which, being totally uncalled for by anything said by anybody, and traceable to no a.s.sociation of ideas, confounded and terrified the Mind. Mr F."s Aunt may have thrown in these observations on some system of her own, and it may have been ingenious, or even subtle: but the key to it was wanted.
The neatly-served and well-cooked dinner (for everything about the Patriarchal household promoted quiet digestion) began with some soup, some fried soles, a b.u.t.ter-boat of shrimp sauce, and a dish of potatoes.
The conversation still turned on the receipt of rents. Mr F."s Aunt, after regarding the company for ten minutes with a malevolent gaze, delivered the following fearful remark:
"When we lived at Henley, Barnes"s gander was stole by tinkers." Mr Pancks courageously nodded his head and said, "All right, ma"am." But the effect of this mysterious communication upon Clennam was absolutely to frighten him. And another circ.u.mstance invested this old lady with peculiar terrors. Though she was always staring, she never acknowledged that she saw any individual.
The polite and attentive stranger would desire, say, to consult her inclinations on the subject of potatoes. His expressive action would be hopelessly lost upon her, and what could he do? No man could say, "Mr F."s Aunt, will you permit me?" Every man retired from the spoon, as Clennam did, cowed and baffled.
There was mutton, a steak, and an apple-pie--nothing in the remotest way connected with ganders--and the dinner went on like a disenchanted feast, as it truly was. Once upon a time Clennam had sat at that table taking no heed of anything but Flora; now the princ.i.p.al heed he took of Flora was to observe, against his will, that she was very fond of porter, that she combined a great deal of sherry with sentiment, and that if she were a little overgrown, it was upon substantial grounds.
The last of the Patriarchs had always been a mighty eater, and he disposed of an immense quant.i.ty of solid food with the benignity of a good soul who was feeding some one else. Mr Pancks, who was always in a hurry, and who referred at intervals to a little dirty notebook which he kept beside him (perhaps containing the names of the defaulters he meant to look up by way of dessert), took in his victuals much as if he were coaling; with a good deal of noise, a good deal of dropping about, and a puff and a snort occasionally, as if he were nearly ready to steam away.
All through dinner, Flora combined her present appet.i.te for eating and drinking with her past appet.i.te for romantic love, in a way that made Clennam afraid to lift his eyes from his plate; since he could not look towards her without receiving some glance of mysterious meaning or warning, as if they were engaged in a plot. Mr F."s Aunt sat silently defying him with an aspect of the greatest bitterness, until the removal of the cloth and the appearance of the decanters, when she originated another observation--struck into the conversation like a clock, without consulting anybody.
Flora had just said, "Mr Clennam, will you give me a gla.s.s of port for Mr F."s Aunt?"
"The Monument near London Bridge," that lady instantly proclaimed, "was put up arter the Great Fire of London; and the Great Fire of London was not the fire in which your uncle George"s workshops was burned down."
Mr Pancks, with his former courage, said, "Indeed, ma"am? All right!"
But appearing to be incensed by imaginary contradiction, or other ill-usage, Mr F."s Aunt, instead of relapsing into silence, made the following additional proclamation: