Little Husband, Little Wife, Little Immortal

Chapter 1 Stealing the Ancient River

"Boom!"

What sounded like an object exploding, a five-element Axe exchanged blows with a giant crab"s pincers. Colorful sparks flew everywhere, even brighter than an electric cooker. The light surrounding them was very bright like freshly fallen snow all around.

Jin Tong"s arm began numbing. Looking down, he was shocked to see that the five elements axe seemed to have mutated and the head of the axe was burning red.

However, this axe made by Xian Nan Mu, it had no real damage to it. He wasn"t sure what technique was used by his Master to refine the piece of wood. It was obvious the wood was able to withstand high temperatures so much that it"s better than steel.

Even as his arm was numb and as the head of the axe was practically melted. Jin Tong was still proud of the fact that the ten-thousand-year-old giant crab"s pincers had been successfully cut off by the five-layered Axe!

With a pair of pincers that can break through any metal, once it was but off from the root. The rebound was so strong it sent the giant crab flying back three meters into the frozen Ancient River.

That ten-thousand-year-old crab had obviously underestimated Jin Tong"s five layered axe.

For the giant crab who had been cultivating his right pincer for ten thousand years that had been cut from the roots. He didn"t know if it was because of the pain or not but unexpectedly, its body jolted into something similar to that of a car. The head of the car where its mouth was, made a sound that was quite similar to a human"s: "Wah…Kao!"

Even so, after having its pincers cut off and screaming, it still didn"t retreat. Instead, with great speed, it used its left pincer to grab onto Jin Tong"s right ankle.

Jin Tong quickly lifted the five layered Axe again. He attempted cutting the pincers like a forklift shovel. However, this time, the old crab was obviously prepared. Using its thunderous roar as a distraction, in a flash, used a large mouth to grab the five layered axe which was still flaming.

In an instant, the head of the axe burned an even brighter red. Its temperature was no longer something a human can withstand.

At the very least, the temperature should be around a thousand degrees!

However, in the mouth of the old crab, even as the five layered Axe was still flaming. It was as if it were trying biting its food in half!

Kachi, kachi!

It seemed like the old crab was trying gnawing the five layered Axe to pieces!

Through his connection with the axe. Jin Tong could feel what it"s like to be in the old crab"s mouth. A strange feeling washed over him. With the old crab"s large bite, its mouth was much more different than a regular animal.

Jin Tong then tried to pull the axe out of the old crab"s mouth, after trying three times, it didn"t even budge!

Jin Tong then gave up, it was impossible to pull out the five layered Axe.

If he did succeed, he would lose his arm.

"What a terrifying mouth this crab has!" Jin Tong sighed.

Just as Jin Tong was about to give up, he quickly remembered freeing his right foot from the old crab"s pincers.

If his leg was caught by it, it would be gone in an instant!

Then, he could stop the old crab"s pincers bare handedly!

Without much hope in the first place, he still had to try it out. Jin Tong tried to open the pincers of the old crab and to not let it clamp back again.

However, just as Jin Tong touched the pincers. His hands seemed to be stuck to them. Not only did he not manage to open the pincers, but he got his hands caught by it as well.

Obviously, the old crab was trying to pinch Jin Tong"s hands together, just like what it"s doing to his right ankle!

This thousand-year-old crab, even his moves were ruthless.

Jin Tong could feel the opponent"s strength, for this old crab. It could cut off both his hands, and his leg in one fell swoop like a breeze.

Just as Jin Tong was getting desperate, a double-toothed p.r.o.ng appeared out of thin air. The black double-toothed p.r.o.ng pried opened the pincers of the crab. The opening was just enough for Jin Tong to free both his hands and his right leg.

"Huh? Where did this fork come from?!" The old crab was surprised, in its shock, the head of the axe in its mouth fell out as it stared at the p.r.o.ng with rounded eyes.

With the sudden appearance of the double-toothed p.r.o.ng, Jin Tong felt a sense of familiarity wash over him.

"Wifey, you"re finally done peeing, you"ve come back at the right time!" Jin Tong casually said.

"Hubby, why are you comparing your strength with an old crab!" Yu Wan, annoyed, said.

Next, Jin Tong looked at the double-toothed p.r.o.ng in Yu Wan"s hand and was surprised: "Ya, isn"t that the double-toothed p.r.o.ng that Master uses to poke at the fire for his alchemy purposes?"

"It is, this is the p.r.o.ng," Yu Wan said, "When we were going down the mountain, I wanted to bring another brat along, but we were in a hurry so I couldn"t choose the other big brats, so I just took this double-toothed p.r.o.ng, I didn"t think it"d be this useful, or maybe the old crab wasn"t that strong at all."

"Not strong at all?!" Jin Tong said, "This is a ten-thousand-year-old crab. Its pincers could cut through metal like tofu!"

"Oh? Then that means my double-toothed p.r.o.ng…" Yu Wan suddenly felt amazed at the item.

"Little girl, the double-toothed p.r.o.ng in your hand is not just any other ordinary p.r.o.ng, I"ve experienced its strength eight thousand years ago!" The old crab confirmed.

"Eight thousand years ago?!" Yu Wan"s eyes went wide with surprise, "That means, I accidentally brought a treasure?"

"It"s just that…" After the old crab said these two words, it paused. Realizing those words made the situation extremely unfavorable for it.

Jin Tong reacted quickly, turning to Yu Wan he said: "Yu Wan, quick, use the double-toothed p.r.o.ng to kill the old crab and cut off its other pincer as well!"

Yu Wan reacted quickly as well. Placing the double-toothed p.r.o.ng against the joint of the old crab, she twisted the p.r.o.ng to break of the pincers.

Even so, the old crab"s reflex was much faster than Yu Wan"s. In a flash, the double-toothed p.r.o.ng was s.n.a.t.c.hed away. Used its claws to bend the tip of the p.r.o.ng to cut off the nail off Jin Tong right big toe.

Jin Tong felt a burst of pain. Looking down, he saw fresh blood oozing out from his right big toe. At the same time as well, he also felt like something out of the ordinary was happening to his body.

"Hm? So, it turns out that fresh blood can relieve the pure Yin of the old crab?" Jin Tong casually said.

"Nonsense." The old crab said, "It wasn"t your blood that relieved my pure Yin body but the arrival of the little girl next to you. You should know, that when she"s at your side interacting with your pure Yang body, your pure Yin and Yang bodies cancelled the effect. So my pure Yin lost its effectiveness."

"Haha, now that I"m relieved, why are we still wasting time?!" Jin Tong said, "Yu Wan, come on, let"s work together to kill this d.a.m.n crab, get some firewood and turn it into braised crab!"

Once Jin Tong said this, he went picking up the five-layered axe that the old crab had spat up earlier. Sped forward and aimed his weapon to cut off the old crab"s head.

At this time, Jin Tong and Yu Wan both felt that the solid ice beneath their feet was beginning to melt quickly.

The old crab sighed: "Since the double-toothed p.r.o.ng has suddenly appeared here, this old crab won"t play with you guys anymore…hey, the boy with the pure Yang body, your feet haven"t healed yet, my Hundred River have clam sh.e.l.ls, soak in it."

At this time, the ice had almost completely melted, Jin Tong and Yu Wan quickly used their qinggong to flee to the riverbank.

Halfway through, Jin Tong noticed that the pincers that he had cut off earlier using the five-layered axe was floating on the surface of the water. Immediately picking it up, he thought to himself. Since the old crab had removed his big toe nail, he"ll return the favor and keep its pincer to himself!

From far away, the old crab shouted in the direction of Jin Tong and Yu Wan: "I really didn"t think the young boy would take the pincers of this ten-thousand-year-old crab! Do you know how good the quality of my pincers is? That is a top-grade weapon! Yet your toenail…I can only keep as a souvenir! Hairy head boy, yellow-haired girl, we"ll meet again!"

Immediately after that, the old crab disappeared.