On deck, Little Miss Grouch sat, outwardly radiant of countenance but privately nursing her second grievance against her slave for that he had failed to obey her behest and appear at the previous evening"s dance. Around her, in various att.i.tudes of adoration, sat her court.
Mrs. Charlton Denyse tramped back and forth like a sentinel, watching, not too un.o.btrusively, the possibly future Mrs. Remsen Van Dam, for she expected developments. In the smoking-room Judge Enderby and Dr.
Alderson indulged in bridge of a concentrated, reflective, and contentious species. As each practiced a different system, their views at the end of every rubber were the delight of their opponents. They had finished their final fiasco, and were standing at the door, exchanging mutual recriminations, when the Tyro with a face of deepest gloom bore down upon them.
"How much of the ship does the captain own, Dr. Alderson?" he asked, without any preliminaries.
"He doesn"t own any of it."
"How much of it does he boss, then?"
"All of it."
"And everybody on board?"
"Yes."
"No one has any rights at all?"
"None that the captain can"t overrule."
"Then he can put me in irons if he likes."
"Why, yes, if there be any such thing aboard, which I doubt. What on earth does he want to put you in irons for?"
"He doesn"t. At least he didn"t look as if he did. But he seems to think he has to, unless I obey orders. He threatened to have me shut up in my cabin."
"Hullo! And what have you been doing that you shouldn"t do?"
"Talking to Little Miss Gr--Wayne."
"If that were a punishable offense," put in Judge Enderby, in his weighty voice, "half the men aboard would be in solitary confinement."
"I wish they were," said the Tyro fervently.
Judge Enderby chuckled. "Do you understand that the embargo is general?"
"Applies only to me, as far as I can make out."
"That"s curious," said the archaeologist. "What did you say to the captain?"
"Told him I"d think it over."
Judge Enderby laughed outright. "That must have occasioned him a mild degree of surprise," he observed.
"I didn"t wait to see. I went away from that place before I lost my temper."
"A good rule," approved Dr. Alderson. "Still, I"m afraid he"s got you.
What do you think, Enderby?"
"I don"t think non-professionally on legal matters."
"But what can the boy do?"
"Give me five dollars."
"What?" queried the Tyro.
"Give him five dollars," directed Alderson.
The Tyro extracted a bill from his modest roll and handed it over.
"Thank you," said the jurist. "That is my retainer. You have employed counsel."
"The best counsel in New York," added Dr. Alderson.
"The best counsel in New York," agreed the judge with unmoved solemnity; "in certain respects. Specializes in maritime and cardiac complications.
You go out on deck and walk some air into Alderson"s brain until I come back. He needs it. He doesn"t know enough not to return a suit when his partner leads the nine."
"When one"s partner is stupid enough to open a suit--" began the other; but the critic was gone. "So you"ve found out that Little Miss Grouch is Cecily Wayne, have you?" Alderson observed, turning to the Tyro.
"Whatever that may mean," a.s.sented the Tyro.
"It means a good deal. It means that she"s Hurry-up Wayne"s daughter for one thing."
"That also fails to ring any bell. You see, I"ve been so long out of the world. Besides, I don"t want to be told about her. I"m under bonds."
"Very well. But the _paterfamilias_ is a tough customer. I looked up some old records for him once, and was obliged to tell him a few plain facts in plainer English. He appeared to want me to give false expert testimony. To do him justice, he didn"t resent my well-chosen remarks; only observed that he could doubtless hire other historians with different views."
"Was that about the Battery Place house?"
"Precisely. But how do you know--Oh, of course! You"ve got a sort of intangible interest in that, haven"t you? Through your maternal grandmother."
"I"ve got more than that. I"ve got an option."
"Great Rameses! Are you the mysterious holder of the option?" Dr.
Alderson laughed long and softly. "This is lovely! Does she know?"
"If she does, it hasn"t shaken her confidence."
"Hire Enderby to unravel that," chuckled the other. "Here he comes back already. His interview must have been brief."
The lawyer approached, halted, set his back against the rail, and gazed grimly at the Tyro over his lowered spectacles. His client braced himself for the impending examination.
"Young man," the judge inquired, "what do you legally call yourself?"
"Smith. Alexander Forsyth Smith."
"What do you call yourself when you don"t call yourself Smith?"