"Whose order?"
"The captain"s."
"Has the captain told him he mustn"t speak?"
"To you."
All of Miss Wayne"s dimples sprang to their places and stood at attention. "How lovely! What for? I"ll make him."
"Ah! What an ally is opposition," sighed the astute old warrior. "But I fear you can"t."
"Can"t I! Wait and see."
"No. He is afraid."
"He doesn"t look a victim of timidity."
"Not for himself. But unpleasant things will happen to a friend--well, let us say an acquaintance for whom he has no small regard--if he disobeys."
"Oh, dealer in mysteries, tell me more!"
"Thou art the woman."
"I? What can possibly happen to me?"
"Solitary confinement."
"I don"t think that"s a very funny joke," said she contemptuously.
"Indeed, it"s no joke. Your eyes will grow dim, your appet.i.te will wane, your complexion will suffer, that tolerable share of good looks which a casual Providence has bestowed upon you--"
"Please don"t tease the court, Judge Enderby. What is it all about?"
"In words of one syllable: if the boy speaks to you once more, you"re to be sentenced to your stateroom."
"How intolerable!" she flashed. "Who on this ship has the right--"
"n.o.body. But on sh.o.r.e you possess a stern and rockbound father who, thanks to the malevolent mechanism of an evil genius named Marconi, has been able to exert his authority through the captain, acting _in loco parentis_, if I may venture to employ a tongue more familiar to this learned court than to myself."
"And that"s the reason Mr. Daddleskink," she got it out, with a brave effort, "wouldn"t speak to me yesterday?"
"The sole and only reason! Being a minor--"
"Gracious! Isn"t he twenty-one?"
"If the court will graciously permit me to conclude my sentence--being a minor, you still--"
"I"m not a minor."
"You"re not?"
"Certainly not. I was twenty-one last month."
"Your father gave the captain to understand that you were under age."
"Papa"s memory sometimes plays tricks on him," said the maiden demurely.
"Or on others. I noticed that in the Mid & Mud Railroad investigation.
You"re sure you"re over twenty-one?"
"Of course I"m sure."
"But can you prove it?"
"Gracious! How are such things proved? Is it necessary for me to prove it?"
"It would be helpful."
"What am I to do?"
"Give me five dollars," said the judge promptly.
"I haven"t five dollars with me."
"Get it, then. I never work for nothing."
The ranging eye of Miss Wayne fell upon a figure in a steamer-chair, all huddled up behind a widespread newspaper. There was something suspiciously familiar about the figure. Miss Wayne bore down upon it.
The paper--five days old--trembled. She peered over the top of it.
Behind and below crouched the Tyro pretending to be asleep.
"Good-morning," said Miss Wayne.
A delicate but impressive snore answered her.
"Mr. Daddleskink!"
No answer. But the face of the victim twitched painfully. It is but human for the bravest martyr to wince under torture.
"Wake up! I know you"re not asleep. I _will_ be answered!" She stamped her small but emphatic foot on the deck. The legs of the Tyro curled up under as instinctively as those of an a.s.sailed spider.
"There! You see! You needn"t pretend. Won"t you please speak to me?" The tormentor was having a beautiful time with her revenge.
"Go away," said a hoa.r.s.e whisper from behind the newspaper.
"I"m in trouble." The voice sounded very childlike in its plea. The Tyro writhed.
"Even if you don"t like me"--the Tyro writhed some more--"and don"t consider me fit to speak to"--the Tyro"s contortions were fairly Laoc.o.o.nish--"would you--couldn"t you lend me five dollars?"
The Tyro blinked rapidly.