"I immediately sent for Dr. Goodrich, although Daddy"s wife mentioned to me in confidence, that a "parcel of old women were worth a dozen doctors who killed more than they cured; and Daddy himself managed to gasp out, ""Tween you an" me, Miss Tinknor a leetle good nussin is the most I need. Doctors can"t cure rheumatiz."
"However, he looked forward very anxiously to the Doctor"s arrival. When he did come and prescribed the free use of brandy, all of Daddy"s prejudices were at once aroused, and no persuasions could induce him to use "the devil"s pison outside or in."
"I believe had he been stretched upon the rack he would have died rather than yield the point; for to the last, he adhered firmly to his total abstinence principles, and at the eleventh hour he entered his master"s vineyard.
"It was beautiful indeed to witness the ministrations of little f.a.n.n.y. From the first of his illness she wept over and prayed for him, and taught him, who had gone all his life long a hungry prodigal, the way to his Father"s house. I never shall forget those lessons, which so sweetly fell from her childish lips and the joy that beamed in her speaking face, when Daddy at length appeared to have a clear understanding of her teachings.
"""Tween you and me, f.a.n.n.y, you"ve pinted straight this time," said he one day, after having listened a while to her conversation. "It"s all plain now--I see my Father, I see my elder brother, the Lord Jusus interceding for me--I see the table spread, and I ain"t had no hand in the spreadin of it.
He"ll hev to reach down and take me jest as I am, and he"ll du it--I"m sartin of it, cause f.a.n.n.y, you know it is said _whosoever_. That are _whosoever_ is the _comprehendest_ word in the hull Bible. Miss Peters pinted it out to the Honey, and the Honey told me about it jest afore I started fur Recta, and some how it went into one ear and out "tother.
Howsoever, I could see the Honey was a heap changed by it, though it don"t take away nun of her pretty.--She was more tenderer like, and when she spoke tu me about it, the tears c.u.m into her bright eyes, jest like the pearls sot around the diamonds in her ring. I"m kinder thinkin we shall talk that are matter over when she comes back."
"Up to the last day he was hopeful of getting well, and none of us felt specially concerned about him. The doctor came and went with words of cheer, and I was making preparations to go home, when the unexpected summons came. His pain seemed suddenly to change to the region of his heart, and I heard him say to f.a.n.n.y, ""Tween you an me, f.a.n.n.y, the pain is in my heart. I believe I"m called fur, and I ain"t done no good in the world yet. My temperance lectur didn"t amount to nothin.
I"m glad I never delivered it, fur it ain"t got none of Jesus"s love in it, and men du need the Almighty"s lovin hand in that are thing. Fur it"s the devil"s pison and mighty hard to fight agin. Wouldn"t the Honey be glad though, if she knew what a fine man that are Sherman is since he give up drinkin.
Tell her that poor old Daddy blessed her with his dyin breath. Call Recta, f.a.n.n.y."
"I sprang to his bedside, and in a moment Recta was there also. The dying man took my hand and thanked me for all my attentions to him, and then his eyes rested tenderly upon his wife. He tried to speak, but a spasm of pain checked him, and Recta bent low to catch the words. He pointed upwards, threw his arms around her neck, and was gone.
"We buried him at the left of your parents beside mammy, and when I left a mantle of soft, white snow was flung over all.
"I brought f.a.n.n.y home with me, and Recta is living with Dr.
Goodrich"s family. Having previously been so many years their servant, she is much attached to the doctor"s wife and Edward Sherman.
"Edward Sherman was very attentive to Daddy during his illness, frequently riding down with the doctor and remaining until his next morning"s visit. There is certainly a striking change in his appearance. I honor him for the straight-forward, high-minded course he has of late taken.
Having learned his weakness before it was too late, it has become to him an element of strength, and his influence over his a.s.sociates speaks well for his future usefulness.
"We all long to see you again, f.a.n.n.y in particular wishes for your return every day, although she seems quite content with us, and is a great favorite with Tom, who amuses himself by plying her with difficult questions, which she patiently puzzles her ingenious little brain to answer.
P.S. I obtained permission of Recta to send you Daddy"s temperance lecture, with the request that you carefully preserve and return it to her."
CHAPTER x.x.xVIII.
DADDY"S TEMPERANCE LECTURE.
Having slightly modified the spelling in Daddy"s lecture, in order to make it the more easily read, and at the same time to render it in his own diction, we now place it, with the preliminary arrangments, "fur tu be read silent," before the reader.
"Fust, haul out my specks.
Second, haul out my yeller silk hankercher.
Third, wipe them air specks.
Fourth, put them air specks on my nose.
Fifth, put that air yeller silk handkercher in my pocket.
Sixth, clar my throat.
Seventh, go at it loud.
I don"t expect fur to say nothin new on the subject of temperance, but it wont du fur tu say nothin cause you can"t get up no new ideas. Now supposen a neat housekeeper shouldn"t hev nothin fur to say, tu a parcel of careless heedless boys and gals, cause she must say the same old thing over every day. Hezekiah clean yer feet. Matilda, hang up yer shawl. Susan Maria put away yer gloves, what kind of a house du ye think that air would be, all topsy turvey and kivered with dirt? If them air children don"t mind at fust, she keeps up that air kind of talk from one year"s end tu "tother, and ginerally speaking they grow up tu be orderly men and women.
Just so we"ve got to hammer and ding away at the temperance cause from generation to generation, if we want our children tu be nice temperate men. Never mind gitten up no new ideas: tech not, taste not, handle not, is good enough for any age. Then agin, ken ye expect yer boys fur tu be tidy when yer own feet are dirty and yer things out of place over the hull house? Them are little shavers think it"s big tu du what daddy does and they are pretty nigh sartin fur to drink that air nasty lager beer if daddy does. Hev a mat at yer door and keep yer own feet clean, and hev Hezekiah and Matilda and Susan Maria put theirn there, tu. That"s the way fur tu du.
Some say, a little wine won"t hurt a p.u.s.s.en; some say, lager beer won"t hurt a p.u.s.s.en; some say, cider won"t hurt n.o.body: but I say, the infarnel stuff which makes men drunk, no matter what name it goes by, is the stuff fur to let alone. It"s the infarnel stuff, that makes holes in yer wallets and holes in yer breeches, and holes in yer winders, and holes in yer wife"s heart, and kivers yer children all over with holes; and last of all opens a big hole in the ground fur ye tu slide through inter the infarnel regions.
I hev had it thrown inter my face that Jesus Christ hisself, made wine out of water, fur weddins, and the govenor of the feast said it was the best they hed hed. I ain"t no doubt of it nuther, jest fur two reasons, fust, it was made of water, second, Jesus Christ hisself made it, and ye may bet all yer new clothes, _He_ wouldn"t hev done nothin to hurt n.o.body, I wouldn"t have been afeared myself, fur tu drink wine made of water, by Jesus Christ. I reckon we don"t get no such now days. Like enough, one reason for his makin it was fur tu hender "em from gittin any more of the miserable intoxicating stuff. One thing is sartin, if he was G.o.d, he wouldn"t dispute hisself, and the Bible expressly says, "Look not upon the wine--fur in the end it biteth like a sarpent and stingeth like an adder."
I don"t profess fur tu know much about scriptur, but a nice leetle gal pinted that air va.r.s.e out to me, and she pinted out another which said, "No drunkard ken enter the kingdom of heaven." Howsoever, I ain"t no preacher, and like enough tham air black coats hev got up some big idee that clars up the hull subject. My religion is tu do the best we kin, and we needn"t be shaky about the futur. I"ve been a advocating that air doctrine this sixty years and folks ginerally sarve me as two leetle boys did not long ago. They was a making a puny leetle dog draw a heavy loaded sled, and I said to them are leetle shavers, "you"d better turn in and push the sled and help that air tired weakly dog of yourn;" and when I looked back a few minutes after, them air leetle rascals was both riding on top of the load, and had their fingers at their noses a pintin at me.
What people want is fur to have their hearts teched deep, and I don"t know how fur tu du it. I could tell stories about what liquor has done, that orter set every one of ye a snivellin powerful, but I reckon you"d ruther hear something funny. Temperance lecturers is generally expected fur tu tell funny stories jest as a farmer is expected fur tu feed out his husks tu them air animals that loves fur tu chaw husks. The grain goes futher when he fodders in that air way.
But I don"t know nothin funny connected with the subject of drinking.
It is all kivered over with groans and sighs and tears and blood, and ye"d shudder fur tu hear about it, and yer feelins may be would get tu tossin and bilin like mad, but yer wouldn"t _du_ nothin. My be in a few minutes you"d treat me as them air boys did, and take a gla.s.s of beer with yer neighbors, cause all that biling and tossin is on the surface. It don"t go deep enough fur tu make ye act.
T"other night a neighbor of mine was a walkin hum with me and we went past the house of an old Scothman, who gits drunk every time he ken git trusted, or treated or ken git change enough fur tu buy the whiskey, and his wife ain"t no better than he is. They hev two nice leetle children, a boy and a gal, and them air unfeeling wretches, hed, in a fit of drunken madness, actually shet their leetle boy and gal out of doors that cold freezing night. The poor babies was half naked, and they had curled powerful close together on the door step, where the winds blowed around and gnawed away at their half froze bodies, until the stout hearted boy cried with pain as he tuck off his Scotch bonnet and put his sister"s poor, little, red, frostbit feet inter it. His own feet was bare, and their heads was bare, and in a little while they might hev froze to death, hed we not pa.s.sed that air way. Wall, we stopped and tried fur tu make them air critters inside open the door, but they hed locked up, and settled down inter a drunken sleep, and the children begged us not fur tu disturb "em for them are children was afeared of being mauled tu death. They"d ruther freeze than ventur in. So one of "em I tuck and my neighbor tuck t"other hum. He was a swearing away all the time at them air folks making such beasts of themselves.
Now, what du yer think he did hisself the next day? He got so tight he couldn"t walk straight. I met him a going hum smellin like a whiskey barrel and raising his feet powerful high. Says I, "Neighbor G., I wouldn"t hev thought you would ever hev teched another mite of liquor after what we see last night." Says he, "Mr. Roarer, I ken control my appet.i.te. I know jest when fur tu stop. I shall go hum and kiss my wife and children and not drive "em out of doors as Scotch Billy did."
Says I, "Thats just the way Scotch Billy talked five years ago."
"Wall, wall," says he, "I ain"t one of yer Scotch Billys; I know when fur tu stop."
But ye won"t du it; ye"ll cave under by and by. Them air kind that brag that they know jest when fur tu stop is generally the very ones that go under afore they know it, I thinked tu myself as he staggered off.
If there is an old toper present, or a young toper, let "em take the warning of an old man who has been awatching the gradual down fall of moderate drinkers for threescore years. I"ve seen "em live, and I"ve seen "em die. _Die_ ain"t no name fur the last struggle I"ve seen "em go through with. Jest picture tu yourself a grapery, stretchin miles away, and in that air grapery is walkin men of every age and condition, and all are a pluckin them are big purple grapes. Some eat many, some, few; some grow red and portly, some grow pale and thin, (them air pale ones take the longest strides and get to the end fust.) They hev all been warned that that air fruit hes been pisened, and some of them git a leetle frightened at seein the strange way it effects companions, and they turn back, but the most on "em go on, plucking and eating, heedless of the cries of them without. O, they know jest how many fur tu eat and not die. Their friends needn"t worry: they ken take care of theirselves.
"Mother," says a youth, lookin through the lattices, with a glow upon his cheek, "I"m all right, don"t bother about me. See Mr. Moderate Drinker ahead there,--see how hale he looks--he"ll live longer than any of ye outside." But afore long that air smart youth goes reeling past Mr. Moderate Drinker, toward the end.--It is too late now--let his mother cry to heaven and wring her hands and lie in the ashes upon the hearth. It is all in vain.--"My boy, oh, my boy!" rings unheeded in his ear. A mother"s voice, a mother"s tears, a mother"s anguish, what are they compared with the fruit, which he has lost the power to resist, and which his companions are constantly urging upon him? But look! He suddenly starts back pale and fearful. He has seen the precipice and the black gulfs with open jaws jest afore him? No, ah no, the heavy cl.u.s.ters and the interlaced vines hide that. But he heard the despairing shriek of a feller traveller as he plunged in; and for a moment he tremblingly questions, what is there?
Ah, there is no cl.u.s.ters, no leaves, no vines, between that spot and his devoted mother"s eye. She has long looked fearfully towards it, and, just upon the verge, she sees him falter.
A faint hope springs up within her, and, with the courage of desperation, she cries out in a voice that might pierce the skies, "Turn, oh, my boy, turn, flee fur yer life--one step forward and ye are lost!" Her last words are drowned in the jeers of his companions, and his senses are deadened by the odors of the purple cl.u.s.ter just ahead, and to reach it he takes the fatal step. Fur a moment he hangs suspended over the abyss, clutchin the vines whose roots take hold on h.e.l.l, and as with bloodshot eyes and fearful shrieks, he tugs and strains to regain his footin, a foul sarpent winds its way among the leaves, and stealthily strikes his fangs inter the branch to which he clings, and gnaws his last refuge.
That air is the way they die.
Now, can"t nothin be done fur to keep folks out of that air grapery?
If the law would only put a door tu it, and shet it tight, I recken there wouldn"t be many that would git in thar. Some old topers that hev got a strong hankerin after that pisen fruit, might crawl through the lattices to get it. When the place is wide open and everything looks temptin, and they see a crowd a going that air way, it is easy fur tu foller, but when it"s all shet up they turn away tu somethin better, fur almost any thin is better than sech a place as I hev described.
I know that a pa.s.sel of big lawyers and judges say that we can"t make a effectual door cause there ain"t no timber in the const.i.tution fur tu make it of and so some is fur putting up a rickety kind of a barricade fur tu keep folks on Sundays and lection days, and some is fur hevin a gate that them air sarpents inside will hev fur tu pay a big pile of money fur tu get the privilege of openin. But I don"t see why on airth, if they ken git timber fur them air half way consarns, they can"t git it fur a hull door. If they can"t, they hed better graft, some law agin liquor sellin branches inter that air const.i.tutional tree, and hev them air infarnel roads to the infarnel regions blocked up entirely.
Howsoever, while its open a single crack we must du the best we ken fur tu keep the people out of the wrong track. Them air temperance societies, and temperance pledges is mighty good, but there ain"t enough of "em and they ain"t active enough. Now, a nice, smart, rosy-cheeked gal instead of pa.s.sin round wine tu her little party of friends, might pa.s.s a temperance pledge, and coax them air beaux of hern inter puttin their names tu it, and give "em a nice cup of coffee fur tu top off with. There might be lots of them air kind of things did, if folks only set themselves to work in earnest. Instead of telling yer friends that it won"t hurt"em, as I"ve heerd of some infatuated pussons doin, tell "em total abstinence won"t hurt "em, and I"ll ventur fur tu say they"ll thank ye fur it, instead of cussin of ye tu all eternity fur puttin the gla.s.s to their lips. That air reminds me of another scriptur that that air little gal pinted out to me, "Woe tu him that putteth the gla.s.s to his neighbor"s lips." That air is all the scriptur I ken quote correct "tween Genesis and Revelation. I larned it fur tu throw in the face of one of them black coats, that hes invited me fur tu tend his church. Sez I tu him, "If ye"ll preach from that air text I"ll go." Sez he, "I preach the gospel. I can"t be givin my valooble time to politics and temperance lecturs, but I"ll read that air chapter to my congregation if ye"ll come." Sez I, "no-siree! I don"t believe in no half way business." Ye see I had an inkling that he was afeered of that air rich hullsale liquor dealer that tended his church. Them that retail the stuff is generally looked down upon, but them air that is rich enough to shovel it out by the hullsale is looked up tu on the principle, turn yer back tu a poor devil, take off yer hat to a rich devil.
I never could think of anythin bad enough fur tu say about the mischief them air liquor dealers du, and rather guess on that account I"ll hev fur tu leave "em to the cuss which G.o.d Almighty hisself has pa.s.sed upon "em. I hev no doubt but that air cuss has been echoed and rechoed by millions upon millions of their victims. I would hate to have all the cusses of the widows and orphans, and the wus than widows and orphans that them air ginerations of vipers hev made, and bit.
But there is another pint which consarns every one of us. Hev we a right to stand by silent and see these things did?
That air is a big question that some folks would like fur to dodge, cause maybe if they took a active part agin drunkard makin, it might interfere with their dollars, or with their friends or with their interests in other ways. But ye can"t dodge the question; its afore ye, and there it shall stand until Gabriel blows his big horn, and you"ll hev fur tu answer it, tu the Almighty, hisself.