"Nancy had a little trouble figuring it out, too," said Eddie, without a trace of resentment.
"She finally got the drift?" said Red.
"She got it, about as well as an eight-year-old could," said Eddie. He sat down on the stool next to Red"s, and set his bag on the counter, next to the letters. He showed mild surprise at the handwriting of the letters, and made no effort to hide his surprise from Red. "Coffee, please, Slim," he said.
"Maybe you"d rather have this private," said Red. He was a little disconcerted by Eddie"s equanimity. He"d remembered Eddie as a homely clown.
"Makes no difference," said Eddie. "It"s all before G.o.d, wherever we do it."
The straightforward inclusion of G.o.d in the meeting was also unexpected by Red. In his daydreams in his hospital bed, the resounding lines had all been his-irrefutable lines dealing with man"s rights to the love of his own flesh and blood. Red felt the necessity of puffing himself up, of dramatizing his advantages in bulk and stature. "First of all," he said importantly, "I wanna say I don"t care what the law has to say about this. This is bigger than that."
"Good," said Eddie. "Then we agree first of all. I"d hoped we would."
"So"s we won"t be talking about two different things," said Red, "lemme say right out that I"m the father of that kid-not you."
Eddie stirred his coffee with a steady hand. "We"ll be talking about exactly the same thing," he said.
Slim and the three others looked out the windows desperately.
Around and around and around went Eddie"s spoon in his coffee. "Go on," he said happily.
Red was rattled. Things were going faster than he had expected-and, at the same time, they were seemingly going nowhere. He"d pa.s.sed the climax of what he"d come home to say, and nothing had changed-and nothing seemed about to change. "Everybody"s gone right along with you, pretending she was your kid," he said indignantly.
"They"ve been good neighbors," said Eddie.
Red"s mind was now a mare"s nest of lines he hadn"t used yet, lines that now didn"t seem to fit anywhere. "I"m willing to take a blood test, to find out who"s her father," he said. "Are you?"
"Do we all have to bleed, before we can believe each other?" said Eddie. "I told you I agreed with you. You are her father. Everybody knows that. How could they miss it?"
"Did she tell you I"d lost a leg?" said Red hectically.
"Yes," said Eddie. "That impressed her more than anything. That"s what would would impress an eight-year-old the most." impress an eight-year-old the most."
Red looked at his own reflection in the coffee urn and saw that his eyes were watery, his face bright pink. His reflection a.s.sured him that he"d spoken well-that he was being trifled with. "Eddie-that kid is mine, and I want her."
"I"m sorry for you, Red," said Eddie, "but you can"t have her." For the first time, his hand trembled, making his spoon click against the side of his cup. "I think you"d better go away."
"You think this is a little thing?" said Red. "You think a man can back away from something like this like it was nothing-back away from his own kid, and just forget it?"
"Not being a father myself," said Eddie, "I can only guess at what you"re going through."
"Is that a joke?" said Red.
"Not to me," said Eddie evenly.
"This is some smart way of saying you"re more her old man that I am?" said Red.
"If I haven"t said it, I will say it," said Eddie. His hand shook so uncontrollably that he was obliged to set his spoon down, to grip the counter"s edge.
Red saw now how frightened Eddie was, saw how phony his poise and G.o.dliness were. Red felt his own strength growing, felt the flow of booming good health and righteousness he"d daydreamed of. He was suddenly in charge, with plenty to say, and plenty of time in which to say it.
It angered him that Eddie had tried to bluff and confuse him, had nearly succeeded. And on the crest of the anger rode all Red"s hate for the cold and empty world. His whole will was now devoted to squashing the little man beside him.
"That"s Violet"s and my kid," said Red. "She never loved you."
"I hope she did," said Eddie humbly.
"She married you because she figured I wasn"t ever coming back!" said Red. He picked up a letter from the top of the packet and waved it under Eddie"s nose. "She told me so-just like that-in so many words."
Eddie refused to look at the letter. "That was a long time ago, Red. A lot can happen."
"I"ll tell you one thing that didn"t happen," said Red, "she never stopped writing, never stopped begging me to come back."
"I guess those things go on for a while," said Eddie softly.
"A while?" while?" said Red. He riffled through the letters, and dropped one before Eddie. "Look at the date on that one, would you? Just look at the date on said Red. He riffled through the letters, and dropped one before Eddie. "Look at the date on that one, would you? Just look at the date on that." that."
"I don"t want to," said Eddie. He stood.
"You"re afraid," said Red.
"That"s right," said Eddie. He closed his eyes. "Go away, Red. Please go away."
"Sorry, Eddie," said Red, "but nothing"s gonna make me go away. Red"s home."
"G.o.d pity you," said Eddie. He walked to the door.
"You forgot your little paper bag," said Red. His feet danced.
"That"s yours," said Eddie. "Nancy sent it. It was her idea, not mine. G.o.d knows I would have stopped her if I"d known." He was crying.
He left, and crossed the bridge in the gathering darkness.
Slim and the other three customers had turned to stone.
"My G.o.d!" Red cried at them. "My own flesh and blood! It"s the deepest thing there is! What could ever make me leave?"
No one answered.
A terrible depression settled over Red, the aftermath of battle. He sucked the back of his hand, as though nursing a wound. "Slim," he said, "what"s in that bag?"
Slim opened the bag and looked inside. "Hair, Red," he said. "Red hair."
LITTLE DROPS.
OF WATER.
Now Larry"s gone.
We bachelors are lonely people. If I weren"t d.a.m.n lonely from time to time, I wouldn"t have been a friend of Larry Whiteman, the baritone. Not friend, but companion, meaning I spent time with him, whether I liked him particularly or not. As bachelors get older, I find, they get less and less selective about where they get their companionship-and, like everything else in their lives, friends become a habit, and probably a part of a routine. For instance, while Larry"s monstrous conceit and vanity turned my stomach, I"d been dropping in to see him off and on for years. And when I come to a.n.a.lyze what off and on off and on means, I realize that I saw Larry every Tuesday between five and six in the afternoon. If, on the witness stand, someone were to ask me where I was on the evening of Friday, such and such a date, I would only have to figure out where I would be on the coming Friday to tell him where I had probably been on the Friday he was talking about. means, I realize that I saw Larry every Tuesday between five and six in the afternoon. If, on the witness stand, someone were to ask me where I was on the evening of Friday, such and such a date, I would only have to figure out where I would be on the coming Friday to tell him where I had probably been on the Friday he was talking about.
Let me add quickly that I like women, but am a bachelor by choice. While bachelors are lonely people, I"m convinced that married men are lonely people with dependents.
When I say I like women, I can name names, and perhaps, along with the plea of habit, account for my a.s.sociation with Larry in terms of them. There was Edith Vranken, the Schenectady brewer"s daughter who wanted to sing; Janice Gurnee, the Indianapolis hardware merchant"s daughter who wanted to sing; Beatrix Werner, the Milwaukee consulting engineer"s daughter who wanted to sing; and Ellen Sparks, the Buffalo wholesale grocer"s daughter who wanted to sing.
I met these attractive young ladies-one by one and in the sequence named-in Larry"s studio, or what anyone else would call apartment apartment. Larry adds to his revenues as a soloist by giving voice lessons to rich and pretty young women who want to sing. While Larry is soft as a hot fudge sundae, he is big and powerful-looking, like a college-bred lumberjack, if there is such a thing, or a Royal Canadian Mounted Policeman. His voice, of course, gives the impression that he could powder rocks between his thumb and forefinger. His pupils inevitably fell in love with him. If you ask how how they loved him, I can only reply with another question: where in the cycle do you mean? If you mean at the beginning, Larry was loved as a father pro tem. Later, he was loved as a benevolent taskmaster, and finally, as a lover. they loved him, I can only reply with another question: where in the cycle do you mean? If you mean at the beginning, Larry was loved as a father pro tem. Later, he was loved as a benevolent taskmaster, and finally, as a lover.
After that came what Larry and his friends had come to call graduation graduation, which, in fact, had nothing to do with the pupil"s status as a singer, and had everything to do with the cycle of affections. The cue for graduation was the pupil"s overt use of the word marriage marriage.
Larry was something of a Bluebeard, and, may I say, a lucky dog while his luck held out. Edith, Janice, Beatrix, and Ellen-the most recent group of graduates-loved and were loved in turn. And, in turn, given the ax. They were wonderful looking girls, every one of them. There were also more like them where they had come from, and those others were boarding trains and planes and convertibles to come to New York because they wanted to sing. Larry had no replacement problem. And, with plenty of replacements, he was spared the temptation of making some sort of permanent arrangement, such as marriage.
Larry"s life, like most bachelors" lives, but far more so, had every minute accounted for, with very little time for women as women. The time he had set aside for whatever student happened to be in favor was Monday and Thursday evenings, to be exact. There was a time for giving lessons, a time for lunch with friends, a time for practice, a time for his barber, a time for two c.o.c.ktails with me-a time for everything, and he never varied his schedule by more than a few minutes. Similarly, he had his studio exactly as he wanted it-a place for everything, with no places begging, and with no thing, in his eyes, dispensable. While he might have been on the fence about marriage as a young young man, marriage soon became impossible. Where he might once have had a little time and s.p.a.ce to fit in a wife-a cramped wife-there came to be none, absolutely none.
"Habit-it"s my strength!" Larry once said. "Ahhhh, wouldn"t they love to catch Larry, eh? And remake him, eh? Well, before they can get me into their traps, they"ve got to blast me out of my rut, and it can"t be done. I love my cozy little rut. Habit-Aes triplex."
"How"s that?" I said.
"Aes triplex-triple armor," he said.
"Oh." Aes Kleenex Aes Kleenex would have been closer to the truth, but neither one of us knew that then. Ellen Sparks was around, and ascendant in Larry"s heavens-Beatrix Werner having been liquidated a couple of months before-but Ellen was showing no signs of being any different than the rest. would have been closer to the truth, but neither one of us knew that then. Ellen Sparks was around, and ascendant in Larry"s heavens-Beatrix Werner having been liquidated a couple of months before-but Ellen was showing no signs of being any different than the rest.
I said I liked women, and gave as examples some of Larry"s students, including Ellen. I liked them from a safe distance. After Larry, in his amorous cycle with a favorite, ceased to be a father away from home and eased into a warmer role, I in turn became sort of a father. A lackadaisical, slipshod father, to be sure, but the girls liked to tell me how things were going, and ask my advice. They had a lemon of an adviser in me, because all I could ever think of to say was "Oh well, what the h.e.l.l, you"re only young once."
I said as much to Ellen Sparks, an awfully pretty brunette not likely to be depressed by thoughts or want of money. Her speaking voice was pleasant enough, but when she sang it was as though her vocal cords had risen into her sinuses.
"A Jew"s harp with lyrics," said Larry, "with Italian lyrics in a Middle Western accent, yet." But he kept her on, because Ellen was a lot of fun to look at, and she paid her fees promptly, and never seemed to notice that Larry charged her for a lesson whatever he happened to need at the moment.
I once asked her where she"d gotten the idea to be a singer, and she said she liked Lily Pons. To her that was an answer, and a perfectly adequate one. Actually, I think she wanted to get away from the home reservation and have some fun being rich where n.o.body knew her. She probably drew lots to see whether the excuse would be music, drama, or art. At that, she was more serious-minded than some of the girls in her situation. One girl I know about set herself up in a suite with her father"s money, and broadened herself by subscribing to several newsmagazines. One hour out of every day, she religiously underlined everything in them that seemed important. With a thirty-dollar fountain pen.
Well, as New York father to Ellen, I heard her, as I had heard the others before her, declare that she loved Larry, and that she couldn"t be sure, but she thought he might like her pretty well, too. She was proud of herself, because here she was making headway with a fairly famous man, and she"d only been away from home five months. The triumph was doubly delicious in that, I gathered, she"d been looked upon as something of a dumb twit in Buffalo. After that, she confided haltingly about evenings of wine and heady talk of the arts.
"Monday and Thursday evenings?" I asked.
She looked startled. "What are you, a Peeping Tom?"
Six weeks later she spoke guardedly of marriage, of Larry"s seeming at the point of mentioning it. Seven weeks later she graduated. I happened to drop by Larry"s on my Tuesday call for c.o.c.ktails, and saw her seated in her yellow convertible across the street. By the way she slouched down in the cushions, defiant and at the same time completely licked, I knew what had happened. I thought it best to leave her alone-being, for one thing, dead sick of the same old story. But she spotted me, and raised my hair with a blast of her horns.
"Well, Ellen, h.e.l.lo. Lesson over?"
"Go on, laugh at me."
"I"m not laughing. Why should I laugh?"
"You are inside," she said bitterly. "Men! You knew about the others, didn"t you? You knew what happened to them, and what was going to happen to me, didn"t you?"
"I knew a lot of Larry"s students grew quite attached to him."
"And detached. Well, here"s one little girl who won"t detach."
"He"s an awfully busy man, Ellen."
"He said his career was a jealous mistress," she said huskily. "What does that make me?"
It did seem to me that Larry"s remark was a little meatier than necessary. "Well, Ellen, I think you"re well off. You deserve someone closer to your own age."
"That"s mean. I deserve him."
"Even if you are foolish enough to want him, you can"t have him. His life is so petrified with habits, he couldn"t possibly accommodate a wife. It"d be easier to get the Metropolitan Opera Company to work in singing commercials."
"I will return," she said grimly, pressing the starter.
Larry"s back was to me when I entered. He was mixing drinks. "Tears?" he said.
"Nary a one," I said.
"Good," said Larry. I couldn"t be sure he meant it. "It always makes me feel mean when they cry." He threw up his hands. "But what am I to do? My career is a jealous mistress."
"I know. She told me. Beatrix told me. Janice told me. Edith told me." The roster seemed to please him. "Ellen says she won"t detach, by the way."
"Really? How unwise. Well, we shall see what we shall see."
When G.o.d had been in his heaven as far as Ellen was concerned, when she had been confident that she was about to bring a certified New York celebrity back to Buffalo in a matter of weeks, I had taken her in fatherly fashion to lunch at my favorite restaurant. She seemed to like it, and I saw her there now and then after the breakup.
She was usually with the type of person both Larry and I had told her she deserved-someone closer to her own age. She also seemed to have chosen persons closer to her own amiable vacuity, which made for lunch hours of sighs, long silences, and the general atmosphere of being fogbound often mistaken for love. Actually, Ellen and her companion were in the miserable condition of not being able to think of anything to say, I"m sure. With Larry, the problem had never come up. It was understood that he was to do the talking, and that when he fell silent, it was a silence for effect, beautiful, to be remembered and unbroken by her. When her escorts focused their attention on the matter of paying the check, Ellen, ever aware of her audience, indicated by restlessness and a look of disdain that this wasn"t the caliber stuff she was used to. And, of course, it wasn"t.
When we happened to be in the restaurant at the same time, she ignored my nods, and-giving less than a d.a.m.n, really-I gave the practice of nodding up. I think she felt I was part of a plot plot, somehow in on in on Larry"s Larry"s scheme scheme to to humiliate humiliate her. her.
After a while, she gave up young men closer to her age in favor of buying her own lunch. And finally, by a coincidence that surprised us both, she found herself seated at the table next to mine, clearing her white throat.
It became impossible for me to go on reading my paper. "Well, as I live and breathe," I said.
"And how have you been?" she asked coldly. "Still getting lots of laughs?"
"Oh yes, lots and lots. Sadism"s on the upswing, you know. New Jersey"s legalized it, and Indiana and Wyoming are on the brink."
She nodded. "Still waters run deep," she said enigmatically.
"Meaning me, Ellen?"
"Me."
"I see," I said perplexedly. "By that, you mean there is more to you than meets the eye? I agree." And I did agree. It was incredible that there should be so little to Ellen-intellectually, mind you-as what met the eye. "Larry"s eye," she said.
"Oh, come on, Ellen-surely you"re over that. He"s vain and selfish, and keeps his stomach in with a girdle."