"At that time, too," said Charles, "I suppose, the more expensive fruits were not cultivated. Mulberries are the witness, not only of a full college, but of simple tastes."
"Charles is secretly cutting at our hothouse here," said Mr. Reding; "as if our first father did not prefer fruits and flowers to beef and mutton."
"No, indeed," said Charles, "I think peaches capital things; and as to flowers, I am even too fond of scents."
"Charles has some theory, then, about scents, I"ll be bound," said his father; "I never knew a boy who so placed his likings and dislikings on fancies. He began to eat olives directly he read the OEdipus of Sophocles; and, I verily believe, will soon give up oranges from his dislike to King William."
"Every one does so," said Charles: "who would not be in the fashion?
There"s Aunt Kitty, she calls a bonnet, "a sweet" one year, which makes her "a perfect fright" the next."
"You"re right, papa, in this instance," said his mother; "I know he has some good reason, though I never can recollect it, why he smells a rose, or distils lavender. What is it, my dear Mary?"
""Relics ye are of Eden"s bowers,"" said she.
"Why, sir, that was precisely your own reason just now," said Charles to his father.
"There"s more than that," said Mrs. Reding, "if I knew what it was."
"He thinks the scent more intellectual than the other senses," said Mary, smiling.
"Such a boy for paradoxes!" said his mother.
"Well, so it is in a certain way," said Charles, "but I can"t explain.
Sounds and scents are more ethereal, less material; they have no shape--like the angels."
Mr. Malcolm laughed. "Well, I grant it, Charles," he said; "they are length without breadth!"
"Did you ever hear the like?" said Mrs. Reding, laughing too; "don"t encourage him, Mr. Malcolm; you are worse than he. Angels length without breadth!"
"They pa.s.s from place to place, they come, they go," continued Mr.
Malcolm.
"They conjure up the past so vividly," said Charles.
"But sounds surely more than scents," said Mr. Malcolm.
"Pardon me; the reverse as _I_ think," answered Charles.
"That _is_ a paradox, Charles," said Mr. Malcolm; "the smell of roast-beef never went further than to remind a man of dinner; but sounds are pathetic and inspiring."
"Well, sir, but think of this," said Charles, "scents are complete in themselves, yet do not consist of parts. Think how very distinct the smell of a rose is from a pink, a pink from a sweet-pea, a sweet-pea from a stock, a stock from lilac, lilac from lavender, lavender from jasmine, jasmine from honeysuckle, honeysuckle from hawthorn, hawthorn from hyacinth, hyacinth"----
"Spare us," interrupted Mr. Malcolm; "you are going through the index of Loudon!"
"And these are only the scents of flowers; how different flowers smell from fruits, fruits from spices, spices from roast-beef or pork-cutlets, and so on. Now, what I was coming to is this--these scents are perfectly distinct from each other, and _sui generis_; they never can be confused; yet each is communicated to the apprehension in an instant. Sights take up a great s.p.a.ce, a tune is a succession of sounds; but scents are at once specific and complete, yet indivisible. Who can halve a scent? they need neither time nor s.p.a.ce; thus they are immaterial or spiritual."
"Charles hasn"t been to Oxford for nothing," said his mother, laughing and looking at Mary; "this is what I call chopping logic!"
"Well done, Charles," cried Mr. Malcolm; "and now, since you have such clear notions of the power of smells, you ought, like the man in the story, to be satisfied with smelling at your dinner, and grow fat upon it. It"s a shame you sit down to table."
"Well, sir," answered Charles, "some people _do_ seem to thrive on snuff at least."
"For shame, Charles!" said Mr. Malcolm; "you have seen me use the common-room snuff-box to keep myself awake after dinner; but nothing more. I keep a box in my pocket merely as a bauble--it was a present.
You should have lived when I was young. There was old Dr. Troughton of Nun"s Hall, he carried his snuff loose in his pocket; and old Mrs.
Vice-Princ.i.p.al Daffy used to lay a train along her arm, and fire it with her nose. Doctors of medicine took it as a preservative against infection, and doctors of divinity against drowsiness in church."
"They take wine against infection now," said Mr. Reding; "it"s a much surer protective."
"Wine?" cried Mr. Malcolm; "oh, they didn"t take less wine then, as you and I know. On certain solemn occasions they made a point of getting drunk, the whole college, from the Vice-Princ.i.p.al or Sub-Warden down to the scouts. Heads of houses were kept in order by their wives; but I a.s.sure you the jolly G.o.d came _very_ near Mr. Vice-Chancellor himself.
There was old Dr. St.u.r.dy of St. Michael"s, a great martinet in his time.
One day the King pa.s.sed through Oxford; St.u.r.dy, a tall, upright, iron-faced man, had to meet him in procession at Magdalen Bridge, and walked down with his pokers before him, gold and silver, vergers, c.o.c.ked hats, and the rest. There wasn"t one of them that wasn"t in liquor.
Think of the good old man"s horror, Majesty in the distance, and his own people swaying to and fro under his very nose, and promising to leave him for the gutter before the march was ended."
"No one can get tipsy with snuff, I grant," said Mr. Reding; "but if wine has done some men harm it has done others a deal of good."
"Hair-powder is as bad as snuff," said Mary, preferring the former subject; "there"s old Mr. Butler of Cooling, his wig is so large and full of powder that when he nods his head I am sure to sneeze."
"Ah, but all these are accidents, young lady," said Mr. Malcolm, put out by this block to the conversation, and running off somewhat testily in another direction; "accidents after all. Old people are always the same; so are young. Each age has its own fashion: if Mr. Butler wore no wig, still there would be something about him odd and strange to young eyes.
Charles, don"t you be an old bachelor. No one cares for old people.
Marry, my dear boy; look out betimes for a virtuous young woman, who will make you an attentive wife."
Charles slightly coloured, and his sister laughed as if there was some understanding between them.
Mr. Malcolm continued: "Don"t wait till you want some one to buy flannel for your rheumatism or gout; marry betimes."
"You will let me take my degree first, sir?" said Charles.
"Certainly, take your M.A."s if you will; but don"t become an old Fellow. Don"t wait till forty; people make the strangest mistakes."
"Dear Charles will make a kind and affectionate husband, I am sure,"
said his mother, "when the time comes; and come it will, though not just yet. Yes, my dear boy," she added, nodding at him, "you will not be able to escape your destiny, when it comes."
"Charles, you must know," said Mr. Reding to his guest, "is romantic in his notions just now. I believe it is that he thinks no one good enough for him. Oh, my dear Charlie, don"t let me pain you, I meant nothing serious; but somehow he has not hit it off very well with some young ladies here, who expected more attention than he cared to give."
"I am sure," said Mary, "Charles is most attentive whenever there is occasion, and always has his eyes about him to do a service; only he"s a bad hand at small-talk."
"All will come in time, my dear," said his mother; "a good son makes a good husband."
"And a very loving papa," said Mr. Malcolm.
"Oh, spare me, sir," said poor Charles; "how have I deserved this?"
"Well," proceeded Mr. Malcolm, "and young ladies ought to marry betimes too."
"Come, Mary, _your_ turn is coming," cried Charles; and taking his sister"s hand, he threw up the sash, and escaped with her into the garden.
They crossed the lawn, and took refuge in a shrubbery. "How strange it is!" said Mary, as they strolled along the winding walk; "we used to like Mr. Malcolm so, as children; but now--I like him _still_, but he is not the same."
"We are older," said her brother; "different things take us now."