"You overwhelm me, monsieur le baron."
The "monsieur le baron" had a great effect upon the men, who detected a personage of the highest quality in an appet.i.te of that kind. This t.i.tle, too, rea.s.sured them. They had never heard that an ogre was ever called "monsieur le baron".
"I will take a few biscuits to eat on the road," said Porthos, carelessly; and he emptied a whole jar of aniseed biscuits into the huge pocket of his doublet.
"My shop is saved!" exclaimed Planchet.
"Yes, as the cheese was," whispered the foreman.
"What cheese?"
"The Dutch cheese, inside which a rat had made his way, and we found only the rind left."
Planchet looked all round his shop, and observing the different articles which had escaped Porthos"s teeth, he found the comparison somewhat exaggerated. The foreman, who remarked what was pa.s.sing in his master"s mind, said, "Take care; he is not gone yet."
"Have you any fruit here?" said Porthos, as he went upstairs to the _entresol_, where it had just been announced that some refreshment was prepared.
"Alas!" thought the grocer, addressing a look at D"Artagnan full of entreaty, which the latter half understood.
As soon as they had finished eating they set off. It was late when the three riders, who had left Paris about six in the evening, arrived at Fontainebleau. The journey pa.s.sed very agreeably. Porthos took a fancy to Planchet"s society, because the latter was very respectful in his manners, and seemed delighted to talk to him about his meadows, his woods, and his rabbit-warrens. Porthos had all the taste and pride of a landed proprietor. When D"Artagnan saw his two companions in earnest conversation, he took the opposite side of the road, and letting his bridle drop upon his horse"s neck, separated himself from the whole world, as he had done from Porthos and from Planchet. The moon shone softly through the foliage of the forest. The breezes of the open country rose deliciously perfumed to the horse"s nostrils, and they snorted and pranced along delightedly. Porthos and Planchet began to talk about hay-crops. Planchet admitted to Porthos that in the advanced years of his life, he had certainly neglected agricultural pursuits for commerce, but that his childhood had been pa.s.sed in Picardy in the beautiful meadows where the gra.s.s grew as high as the knees, and where he had played under the green apple-trees covered with red-cheeked fruit; he went on to say, that he had solemnly promised himself that as soon as he should have made his fortune, he would return to nature, and end his days, as he had begun them, as near as he possibly could to the earth itself, where all men must sleep at last.
"Eh, eh!" said Porthos; "in that case, my dear Monsieur Planchet, your retirement is not far distant."
"How so?"
"Why, you seem to be in the way of making your fortune very soon."
"Well, we are getting on pretty well, I must admit," replied Planchet.
"Come, tell me what is the extent of your ambition, and what is the amount you intend to retire upon?"
"There is one circ.u.mstance, monsieur," said Planchet, without answering the question, "which occasions me a good deal of anxiety."
"What is it?" inquired Porthos, looking all round him as if in search of the circ.u.mstance that annoyed Planchet, and desirous of freeing him from it.
"Why, formerly," said the grocer, "you used to call me Planchet quite short, and you would have spoken to me then in a much more familiar manner than you do now."
"Certainly, certainly, I should have said so formerly," replied the good-natured Porthos, with an embarra.s.sment full of delicacy; "but formerly--"
"Formerly I was M. d"Artagnan"s lackey; is not that what you mean?"
"Yes."
"Well if I am not quite his lackey, I am as much as ever I was his devoted servant; and more than that, since that time--"
"Well, Planchet?"
"Since that time, I have had the honor of being in partnership with him."
"Oh, oh!" said Porthos. "What, has D"Artagnan gone into the grocery business?"
"No, no," said D"Artagnan, whom these words had drawn out of his reverie, and who entered into the conversation with that readiness and rapidity which distinguished every operation of his mind and body. "It was not D"Artagnan who entered into the grocery business, but Planchet who entered into a political affair with me."
"Yes," said Planchet, with mingled pride and satisfaction, "we transacted a little business which brought me in a hundred thousand francs and M. d"Artagnan two hundred thousand."
"Oh, oh!" said Porthos, with admiration.
"So that, monsieur le baron," continued the grocer, "I again beg you to be kind enough to call me Planchet, as you used to do; and to speak to me as familiarly as in old times. You cannot possibly imagine the pleasure it would give me."
"If that be the case, my dear Planchet, I will do so, certainly,"
replied Porthos. And as he was quite close to Planchet, he raised his hand, as if to strike him on the shoulder, in token of friendly cordiality; but a fortunate movement of the horse made him miss his aim, so that his hand fell on the crupper of Planchet"s horse, instead; which made the animal"s legs almost give way.
D"Artagnan burst out laughing, as he said, "Take care, Planchet; for if Porthos begins to like you so much, he will caress you, and if he caresses you he will knock you as flat as a pancake. Porthos is still as strong as ever, you know."
"Oh," said Planchet, "Mousqueton is not dead, and yet monsieur le baron is very fond of him."
"Certainly," said Porthos, with a sigh which made all the three horses rear; "and I was only saying, this very morning, to D"Artagnan, how much I regretted him. But tell me, Planchet?"
"Thank you, monsieur le baron, thank you."
"Good lad, good lad! How many acres of park have you got?"
"Of park?"
"Yes; we will reckon up the meadows presently, and the woods afterwards."
"Whereabouts, monsieur?" "At your chateau."
"Oh, monsieur le baron, I have neither chateau, nor park, nor meadows, nor woods."
"What have you got, then?" inquired Porthos, "and why do you call it a country-seat?"
"I did not call it a country-seat, monsieur le baron," replied Planchet, somewhat humiliated, "but a country-box."
"Ah, ah! I understand. You are modest."
"No, monsieur le baron, I speak the plain truth. I have rooms for a couple of friends, that"s all."
"But in that case, whereabouts do your friends walk?"
"In the first place, they can walk about the king"s forest, which is very beautiful."
"Yes, I know the forest is very fine," said Porthos; "nearly as beautiful as my forest at Berry."
Planchet opened his eyes very wide. "Have you a forest of the same kind as the forest at Fontainebleau, monsieur le baron?" he stammered out.
"Yes; I have two, indeed, but the one at Berry is my favorite."
"Why so?" asked Planchet.