Love Dependency Disease

Chapter 23: The gathering of the veterans

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TL:

In this chapter lie snark puns within.
So to allow you to see the joke therein,

I deliberately left them as it"s in,
And underlined certain portions to be seen.

I commented the context below them too,
to let you understand what the idioms do!

Enjoy!
(P/N: to fully appreciate the jokes in this chapt, it is recommended tt beforehand)

Volume 1, Chapter 23: The gathering of the veterans

TL: flarewk

"That was just an accident...."

"Acci ~ dent?"

"That"s right, it"s just an event hosted by the theme park only...."

"You today went to the theme park with Ma jiejie?"

"Mm.....I promised her before, that I"ll accompany her for 1 day....."

"Suuree, is it~ is it~ Jian ge when are you free to accompany me for 1 day too~?"

"Next.....next week, alright?"

"Tomorrow! Tomorrow is a Sunday, so you won"t have anything on, right!"

"But I want to rest at home for a day...."

"You think that"s possible~?"

Xiao Ling"s taser approached my body closer a little.

"Xiao Ling.....that object is rather dangerous, could you place it slightly further away?"

"Relax~, it won"t hurt at all~, it only might affect your brain to make Jian ge become an idiot only~"

Become an idiot..........only?

"Xiao Ling, I didn"t do anything to you at all, right....why must you treat me like this....."

"There"s no why at all, I just want to treat Jian ge like this, I can"t?"

"What have I done in the first place!"

"Jian ge, I said already, only tomorrow! You"ll see how it goes by yourself!"

"Xiao Ling, I beg you, next week alright, actually tomorrow I have an extremely important event!"

"Looks like, you seemed to be saying the truth....so your not going to compensate me then?"

Xiao Ling stared fixedly into my eyes for a moment, but I indeed have a few matters to settle tomorrow, and that to me, is an extremely important once-in-a-year thing.

"Sure....tomorrow when I return I"ll get something delicious for you, or something fun for you to play...."

"I don"t want those kinds of compensation!"

She flipped the alb.u.m, and turned it all the way until the page where it had the photo of Ma Qing Xue kissing my forehead.

"I want this too!"

She pointed to her own forehead, as she used her hands to move her bangs to the side a little.

"It"s not such a good idea, right....."

"A little girl like me is not even embarra.s.sed at all, yet a fully grown man like you kept stuttering about it, are you really a man, Jian ge!"

I"ve been looked down on...

Been looked down on by a loli....

Been looked down on by a loli on issues regarding boy-girl relationships.......

My old veteran"s soul seemed to be roaring out in ferocious anger.....

I"m a little angry already!

"Then let me show you my manly spirit then!"

I exerted out my entire"s body strength to overcome the numbness onto my body, and thereafter pounced Xiao Ling onto the ground.

"Humph, just kissing the forehead? That"s such a bore!"

"If we were to do it, then let"s do something more stimulating!"

I inched my hands towards her waist and gently pinched it.

"You, dare?"

For sake of regaining back my pride, I"ve automatically changed to Human Trash mode, the t.i.tle of being one of Su Hua"s Five Human Trashes is not to be taken lightly!

"Jian ge, what your doing right now is not about showing me your manly spirit already, alright~? Of course, if your that forceful then to be frank I won"t dislike it that much either, but do you really dare to continue on like this?"

Answering my following actions, Xiao Ling pulled up her upper shirt a little, and pulled down her shorts a little.

(TL: yeah i think author did a typo, earlier chapt he placed short pants)

Right now, I"m able to see strawberries already....

Why is it still a strawberry? Can"t you just change to a different pattern?

And of course, I"m a person with a perverted mind but not the perverted courage.

"Being a knight, I will never ever harm Xiao Ling!"

I picked up the taser which fallen not far from Xiao Ling"s side, attempting to taze it onto myself.

"Remember to wake me up early tomorrow morning!"

I slightly adjusted the effectiveness higher than earlier, and the moment the taser made contact with my body, my consciousness immediately faded.

When I woke up the next day. it"s already alarmingly noon, and being shone awake by the hot sun I felt my throat being rather thirsty blisteringly.

I"m currently lying onto my house" bed, but Xiao Ling is definitely unable to lift me, so how did I manage to return home.....

In my confusion I recalled that previous scene when Xiao Ling made a phone call that summoned many guys in black suits, so I"ve became rather enlightened on the subject.

(TL: uhhhh, you didn"t for once consider why is your throat being that thirsty?

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