[Ill.u.s.tration of carriage on forested road.]
Mr. Lincoln and the Bashful Boys.
The President and a friend were standing upon the threshold of the door under the portico of the White House, awaiting the coachman, when a letter was put into his hand. While he was reading this, people were pa.s.sing, as is customary, up and down the promenade, which leads through the grounds of the War Department, crossing, of course, the portico. Attention was attracted to an approaching party, apparently a countryman, plainly dressed, with his wife and two little boys, who had evidently been straying about, looking at the places of public interest in the city. As they reached the portico the father, who was in advance, caught sight of the tall figure of Mr. Lincoln, absorbed in his letter. His wife and the little boys were ascending the steps.
The man stopped suddenly, put out his hand with a "hush" to his family, and, after a moment"s gaze, he bent down and whispered to them, "There is the President!" Then leaving them, he slowly made a circuit around Mr. Lincoln, watching him intently all the while.
At this point, having finished his letter, the President turned and said: "Well, we will not wait any longer for the carriage; it won"t hurt you and me to walk down."
The countryman here approached very diffidently, and asked if he might be allowed to take the President by the hand; after which, "Would he extend the same privilege to his wife and little boys?"
Mr. Lincoln, good-naturedly, approached the latter, who had remained where they were stopped, and, reaching down, said a kind word to the bashful little fellows, who shrank close up to their mother, and did not reply. This simple act filled the father"s cup full.
"The Lord is with you, Mr. President," he said, reverently; and then, hesitating a moment, he added, with strong emphasis, "and the people, too, sir; and the people, too!"
A few moments later Mr. Lincoln remarked to his friend: "Great men have various estimates. When Daniel Webster made his tour through the West years ago, he visited Springfield among other places, where great preparations had been made to receive him. As the procession was going through the town, a barefooted little darkey boy pulled the sleeve of a man named T., and asked:
""What the folks were all doing down the street?"
""Why, Jack," was the reply, "the biggest man in the world is coming."
"Now, there lived in Springfield a man by the name of G----, a very corpulent man. Jack darted off down the street, but presently returned, with a very disappointed air.
""Well, did you see him?" inquired T.
""Yees," returned Jack; "but laws, he ain"t half as big as old G."."
An Irish Soldier Who Wanted Something Stronger Than Soda Water.
Upon Mr. Lincoln"s return to Washington, after the capture of Richmond, a member of the Cabinet asked him if it would be proper to permit Jacob Thompson to slip through Maine in disguise, and embark from Portland. The President, as usual, was disposed to be merciful, and to permit the arch-rebel to pa.s.s unmolested, but the Secretary urged that he should be arrested as a traitor. "By permitting him to escape the penalties of treason," persistently remarked the Secretary, "you sanction it." "Well," replied Mr. Lincoln, "let me tell you a story.
"There was an Irish soldier here last summer, who wanted something to drink stronger than water, and stopped at a drug-shop, where he espied a soda-fountain.
""Mr. Doctor" said he, "give me, plase, a gla.s.s of soda wather, an" if yees can put in a few drops of whisky unbeknown to any one, I"ll be obleeged."
"Now," said Mr. Lincoln, "if Jake Thompson is permitted to go through Maine unbeknown to any one, what"s the harm? So don"t have him arrested."
Looking Out for Breakers.
In a time of despondency, some visitors were telling the President of the "breakers" so often seen ahead--"this time surely coming."
"That," said he, "suggests the story of the school-boy, who never could p.r.o.nounce the names "Shadrach," "Meshach," and "Abednego." He had been repeatedly whipped for it without effect. Some times afterwards he saw the names of the regular lesson for the day. Putting his finger upon the place, he turned to his next neighbor, an older boy, and whispered, "Here comes those "tormented Hebrews" again!""
A Story About Jack Chase.
A farmer from one of the border counties went to the President on a certain occasion with the complaint that the Union soldiers in pa.s.sing his farm had helped themselves not only to hay but to his horse; and he hoped the proper officer would be required to consider his claim immediately.
"Why, my good sir," replied Mr. Lincoln, "if I should attempt to consider every such individual case, I should find work enough for twenty Presidents!
"In my early days I knew one Jack Chase who was a lumberman on the Illinois, and when steady and sober the best raftsman on the river. It was quite a trick twenty-five years ago to take the logs over the rapids, but he was skillful with a raft, and always kept her straight in the channel. Finally a steamer was put on, and Jack--he"s dead now, poor fellow!--was made captain of her. He always used to take the wheel going through the rapids. One day when the boat was plunging and wallowing along the boiling current, and Jack"s utmost vigilance was being exercised to keep her in the narrow channel, a boy pulled his coat-tail and hailed him with: Say, Mister Captain! I wish you would just stop your boat a minute--I"ve lost an apple overboard!"
Stories Ill.u.s.trating Lincoln"s Memory.
Mr. Lincoln"s memory was very remarkable. At one of the afternoon receptions at the White House a stranger shook hands with him, and as he did so remarked, casually, that he was elected to Congress about the time Mr. Lincoln"s term as representative expired, which happened many years before.
"Yes," said the President, "you are from," mentioning the state. "I remember reading of your election in a newspaper one morning on a steamboat going down to Mount Vernon."
At another time a gentleman addressed him, saying, "I presume, Mr.
President, you have forgotten me?"
"No," was the prompt reply; "your name is Flood. I saw you last, twelve years ago at ----," naming the place and the occasion. "I am glad to see," he continued, "that the Flood flows on,"
Subsequent to his re-election a deputation of bankers from various sections were introduced one day by the Secretary of the Treasury.
After a few moments of general conversation, Mr. Lincoln turned to one of them and said: "Your district did not give me so strong a vote at the last election as it did in 1860."
"I think, sir, that you must be mistaken," replied the banker. "I have the impression that your majority was considerably increased at the last election,"
"No," rejoined the President, "you fell off about six hundred votes."
Then taking down from the bookcase the official canva.s.s of 1860 and 1864 he referred to the vote or the district named and proved to be quite right in his a.s.sertion.
Philosophy of Canes.
A gentleman calling at the White House one evening carried a cane which in the course of conversation attracted the President"s attention. Taking it in his hand he said: "I always used a cane when I was a boy. It was a freak of mine. My favorite one was a knotted beech stick, and I carved the head myself. There"s a mighty amount of character in sticks. Don"t you think so? You have seen these fishing-polls that fit into a cane? Well, that was an old idea of mine. Dogwood clubs were favorite ones with the boys. I suppose they use them yet. Hickory is too heavy, unless you get it from a young sapling. Have you ever noticed how a stick in one"s hand will change his appearance? Old women and witches wouldn"t look so without sticks.
Meg Merrilies understands that."
Common Sense.
The Hon. Mr. Hubbard, of Connecticut, once called upon the President in reference to a newly invented gun, concerning which a committee had been appointed to make a report.
The "report" was sent for, and when it came in was found to be of the most voluminous description. Mr. Lincoln glanced at it and said: "I should want a new lease of life to read this through!" Throwing it down upon the table he added: "Why can"t a committee of this kind occasionally exhibit a grain of common sense? If I send a man to buy a horse for me, I expect him to tell me his points--not how many hairs there are in his tail."
Lincoln"s Confab with a Committee on "Grant"s Whisky."