"Ah, well, one would have thought I was speaking Hebrew to this animal.
To my most pressing questions, he responded with a stupid air. I was not able to draw from him either the address or the name of the person who had sent me the note."
"And so, canon, it is in obedience to this letter that you have renounced your complaint against this renegade Captain Horace."
"Yes, because I hoped, by my deference to the desires of him who holds my life in his hands, to soften his heart of stone, but alas! this concession has not touched him."
"But what relations can exist between this accursed cook and Captain Horace?" said Abbe Ledoux, still absorbed in thought. "Some intrigue is hidden there."
Then after another silence he added:
"Dom Diego, listen to me; I will not tell you to abandon the hope that some day you may have in your service this cook whom you prize so highly. I shall not insist upon the dangers which threaten your eternal salvation in consequence of your persistent and abominable gluttony; you are at this moment in such a state of excitement that you would not comprehend it."
"I fear so, abbe"
"I am sure of it, canon. I will deal then with you as we deal, permit me to say it, with monomaniacs. I will for the present put myself in your place, extraordinary as it may seem, and I must tell you that you have done exactly the contrary of what you ought to have done, if you wish to gain power over this man, who, as you say, controls your destiny."
"Explain yourself, my dear abbe."
"After all you have confided to me, evidently this cook has no need of a position; having learned of your favourite vice, he has only sought a pretext for introducing himself into your house; his connivance with Captain Horace only proves, do you not see, that their plan was arranged beforehand, and they proposed to use your love of eating as a means of gaining influence over you."
"Great G.o.d!" cried Dom Diego, "that is a ray of light!"
"Do you confess your blindness now?"
"What an infernal plot! What atrocious Machiavellism!" murmured the canon, thoroughly frightened.
Then he added, with a sigh of dejection, full of bitterness:
"Such dissimulation! Such perfidy united to such beautiful genius! Oh, humanity! Oh, humanity!"
"Let me continue," replied the abbe. "You have already, by your unworthy weakness, deprived yourself of one of the three means by which you might have controlled this great cook, since, as he has had the effrontery to warn you beforehand, there are yet two others he intends to exact from you, and he counts on your deplorable readiness to yield, to obtain them. Now, this end once attained, he will laugh at you, and you will see him no more."
"Abbe, that is impossible."
"Why?"
"I tell you, abbe, such treason is impossible. You surely do not believe that men are ferocious beasts,--monsters."
"I believe, canon," replied the abbe, with a shrug of the shoulders, "I believe that a cook who gives gratis wines at one or two louis a bottle--"
"Wait, pray," interrupted Dom Diego. "Neither one, nor two, nor six louis would pay the cost of such wines. They were nectar, abbe, they were ambrosia, I tell you!"
"All the more reason, canon; a cook who is so prodigal of such costly ambrosia has no need of hiring himself for wages, I imagine."
"I not only offered him wages, I offered him, also, my friendship,--think of it, abbe, I said to this perfidious monster, "Friend, I will not be your master, I will be your admirer.""
"You see that he cared as little for your friendship as for your admiration."
"Ah, that would be an ingrate, indeed!"
"That may be; but if you wish, in your turn, to put this ingrate at your feet, there is a way for you to do so."
"To put him at my feet! Oh, abbe, if you could work this miracle! but, no, no, you are without pity, you play upon my credulity."
"The miracle is very simple; refuse absolutely all that this man demands of you, because if he has no need of your friendship or your admiration, he has evidently great need of your leaving off your suit against this Captain Horace. Refuse that, and you will hold your man. I do not know for how long a time you will hold him, but you will hold him. We will see afterward how to prolong your power. I am, you see, a man of wise counsel."
"Abbe, you open my eyes, you are right; in refusing his demands, I shall force him to return to me."
"Well, do you agree to it?"
"I was blind, silly! But what do you want, abbe? Despair, inanition! The stomach reacts so terribly on the brain. Ah, why was I so weak as to sign this nonsuit?"
"It is time to recall it."
"You think so, abbe?"
"I am certain of it. I know persons who are very influential with the magistracy."
"What an opportunity, abbe, what an opportunity!"
"We have friends everywhere. Now, listen to what is necessary for you to do. You go at once and present your complaint in legal form; we will attest it immediately at the bar of the king"s attorney. We will say to him that the other day when you were in a condition of suffering and wholly irresponsible, you signed the nonsuit, but reflecting upon the sacrilegious crime of Captain Horace, you would fail in your double character of canon and guardian if you did not deliver this criminal to the rigour of the law. Begin by this act of decision and you will soon see this insolent cook, who dictates his orders to you, humble and submissive to your will."
"Abbe, dear abbe, you have saved my life."
"Wait, that is not all. This mysterious unknown, who interests himself so much in Captain Horace, must also interest himself in the captain"s marriage with your niece. Evidently this intrigue concerns that, because, understand me, I wager a hundred to one that one of the two things which this impertinent cook reserves to ask of you is your consent to this marriage."
"What a depth of villainy!" cried the canon. "What diabolical plotting!
There is no longer room for doubt, abbe, such was the plan of this miserable creature. Oh, if in my turn I could only get him in my power!"
"The way is very easy, and whatever may be the cause of it, after the various ramifications of this dark intrigue, of which your niece is the end, you must see that there would be grave dangers in leaving her in Paris, and whatever course you may take in regard to this--"
"She shall enter a convent," interrupted the canon, "that is my intention at all hazards; she has already caused me enough worry, enough care. I do not like to play the role of a guardian in a comedy."
"Your niece, then, will enter a convent; but to leave her in Paris is to expose her to the plotting of Captain Horace and his friends, and you know their audacity. Perhaps they will abduct her a second time. Imagine what new sorrow that would bring to you."
"But where shall I send this accursed girl?"
"Let her depart for Lyons to-day, even; we have an excellent house in that city, once entered there it would be impossible for her to communicate with the outside. Now, see what we are going to do. The first thing is to go at once to the Palais de Justice; there I shall find an influential person who will recommend me to the king"s attorney, in whose hands you will lodge your complaint. After that we will hasten to the convent; among the livery hacks there is always a carriage ready for an emergency; one of our sisters and a steady and resolute man will accompany your niece; you will give your orders to them; in two hours she will be on the route to Lyons, and before the end of the day Captain Horace will be locked in jail, because, as he believes your complaint is withdrawn, he will come out of the retreat which we have not been able to discover. Once this miscreant arrested, and your niece out of Paris, you will see my Lord Appet.i.te run to you, and with a little address--I will help you if you wish it--you will have him at your mercy, and can do with him as you please."
"Dear abbe, you are my saviour!" cried the canon, rising from his seat, his face radiant with hope. "You are a superior man; Father Benoit told me so in Cadiz. Let us go, let us go. I abandon myself blindly to your counsels; everything tells me they are excellent, and that they will place him, who is an angel and a demon to me, in my power for ever."
"Let us go, then, my dear Dom Diego," said the abbe, hastily putting on his hat, and dragging the canon by the arm.
The moment the canon opened the door of the parlour, he found himself face to face with Doctor Gasterini, who familiarly entered the saintly man"s house without announcement.
The abbe was just going to address a word to the doctor, when at a cry from the canon he turned abruptly and saw Dom Diego, pale, motionless, his gaze fixed, and his hands clasped, and his face expressing all the contradictions of stupor, doubt, anguish, and hope. Finally, addressing the abbe, who comprehended nothing of this sudden emotion, the canon pointed to the doctor and stammered, in a broken voice, "It--is--he."
But Dom Diego was not able to say more, and overcome by emotion he sat down heavily in a chair, closed his eyes, and fell over in utter weakness.