"Nope. I"m married for keeps. Don"t pretend to be any saint. Like to get out and raise Cain and shoot a few drinks. But a fellow owes a duty----Straight now, won"t you feel like a sneak when you come back to the missus after your jamboree?"
"Me? My moral in life is, "What they don"t know won"t hurt "em none."
The way to handle wives, like the fellow says, is to catch "em early, treat "em rough, and tell "em nothing!"
"Well, that"s your business, I suppose. But I can"t get away with it.
Besides that--way I figure it, this illicit love-making is the one game that you always lose at. If you do lose, you feel foolish; and if you win, as soon as you find out how little it is that you"ve been scheming for, why then you lose worse than ever. Nature stinging us, as usual.
But at that, I guess a lot of wives in this burg would be surprised if they knew everything that goes on behind their backs, eh, Nattie?"
"WOULD they! Say, boy! If the good wives knew what some of the boys get away with when they go down to the Cities, why, they"d throw a fit!
Sure you won"t come, doc? Think of getting all cooled off by a good long drive, and then the lov-e-ly Swiftwaite"s white hand mixing you a good stiff highball!"
"Nope. Nope. Sorry. Guess I won"t," grumbled Kennicott.
He was glad that Nat showed signs of going. But he was restless. He heard Carol on the stairs. "Come have a seat--have the whole earth!" he shouted jovially.
She did not answer his joviality. She sat on the porch, rocked silently, then sighed, "So many mosquitos out here. You haven"t had the screen fixed."
As though he was testing her he said quietly, "Head aching again?"
"Oh, not much, but----This maid is SO slow to learn. I have to show her everything. I had to clean most of the silver myself. And Hugh was so bad all afternoon. He whined so. Poor soul, he was hot, but he did wear me out."
"Uh----You usually want to get out. Like to walk down to the lake sh.o.r.e?
(The girl can stay home.) Or go to the movies? Come on, let"s go to the movies! Or shall we jump in the car and run out to Sam"s, for a swim?"
"If you don"t mind, dear, I"m afraid I"m rather tired."
"Why don"t you sleep down-stairs tonight, on the couch? Be cooler. I"m going to bring down my mattress. Come on! Keep the old man company.
Can"t tell--I might get scared of burglars. Lettin" little fellow like me stay all alone by himself!"
"It"s sweet of you to think of it, but I like my own room so much. But you go ahead and do it, dear. Why don"t you sleep on the couch, instead of putting your mattress on the floor? Well I believe I"ll run in and read for just a second--want to look at the last Vogue--and then perhaps I"ll go by-by. Unless you want me, dear? Of course if there"s anything you really WANT me for?"
"No. No... . Matter of fact, I really ought to run down and see Mrs.
Champ Perry. She"s ailing. So you skip in and----May drop in at the drug store. If I"m not home when you get sleepy, don"t wait up for me."
He kissed her, rambled off, nodded to Jim Howland, stopped indifferently to speak to Mrs. Terry Gould. But his heart was racing, his stomach was constricted. He walked more slowly. He reached Dave Dyer"s yard. He glanced in. On the porch, sheltered by a wild-grape vine, was the figure of a woman in white. He heard the swing-couch creak as she sat up abruptly, peered, then leaned back and pretended to relax.
"Be nice to have some cool beer. Just drop in for a second," he insisted, as he opened the Dyer gate.
II
Mrs. Bogart was calling upon Carol, protected by Aunt Bessie Smail.
"Have you heard about this awful woman that"s supposed to have come here to do dressmaking--a Mrs. Swiftwaite--awful peroxide blonde?" moaned Mrs. Bogart. "They say there"s some of the awfullest goings-on at her house--mere boys and old gray-headed rips sneaking in there evenings and drinking licker and every kind of goings-on. We women can"t never realize the carnal thoughts in the hearts of men. I tell you, even though I been acquainted with Will Kennicott almost since he was a mere boy, seems like, I wouldn"t trust even him! Who knows what designin"
women might tempt him! Especially a doctor, with women rushin" in to see him at his office and all! You know I never hint around, but haven"t you felt that----"
Carol was furious. "I don"t pretend that Will has no faults. But one thing I do know: He"s as simple-hearted about what you call "goings-on"
as a babe. And if he ever were such a sad dog as to look at another woman, I certainly hope he"d have spirit enough to do the tempting, and not be coaxed into it, as in your depressing picture!"
"Why, what a wicked thing to say, Carrie!" from Aunt Bessie.
"No, I mean it! Oh, of course, I don"t mean it! But----I know every thought in his head so well that he couldn"t hide anything even if he wanted to. Now this morning----He was out late, last night; he had to go see Mrs. Perry, who is ailing, and then fix a man"s hand, and this morning he was so quiet and thoughtful at breakfast and----" She leaned forward, breathed dramatically to the two perched harpies, "What do you suppose he was thinking of?"
"What?" trembled Mrs. Bogart.
"Whether the gra.s.s needs cutting, probably! There, there! Don"t mind my naughtiness. I have some fresh-made raisin cookies for you."
CHAPTER XXVI
CAROL"S liveliest interest was in her walks with the baby. Hugh wanted to know what the box-elder tree said, and what the Ford garage said, and what the big cloud said, and she told him, with a feeling that she was not in the least making up stories, but discovering the souls of things.
They had an especial fondness for the hitching-post in front of the mill. It was a brown post, stout and agreeable; the smooth leg of it held the sunlight, while its neck, grooved by hitching-straps, tickled one"s fingers. Carol had never been awake to the earth except as a show of changing color and great satisfying ma.s.ses; she had lived in people and in ideas about having ideas; but Hugh"s questions made her attentive to the comedies of sparrows, robins, blue jays, yellowhammers; she regained her pleasure in the arching flight of swallows, and added to it a solicitude about their nests and family squabbles.
She forgot her seasons of boredom. She said to Hugh, "We"re two fat disreputable old minstrels roaming round the world," and he echoed her, "Roamin" round--roamin" round."
The high adventure, the secret place to which they both fled joyously, was the house of Miles and Bea and Olaf Bjornstam.
Kennicott steadily disapproved of the Bjornstams. He protested, "What do you want to talk to that crank for?" He hinted that a former "Swede hired girl" was low company for the son of Dr. Will Kennicott. She did not explain. She did not quite understand it herself; did not know that in the Bjornstams she found her friends, her club, her sympathy and her ration of blessed cynicism. For a time the gossip of Juanita Haydock and the Jolly Seventeen had been a refuge from the droning of Aunt Bessie, but the relief had not continued. The young matrons made her nervous.
They talked so loud, always so loud. They filled a room with clashing cackle; their jests and gags they repeated nine times over.
Unconsciously, she had discarded the Jolly Seventeen, Guy Pollock, Vida, and every one save Mrs. Dr. Westlake and the friends whom she did not clearly know as friends--the Bjornstams.
To Hugh, the Red Swede was the most heroic and powerful person in the world. With unrestrained adoration he trotted after while Miles fed the cows, chased his one pig--an animal of lax and migratory instincts--or dramatically slaughtered a chicken. And to Hugh, Olaf was lord among mortal men, less stalwart than the old monarch, King Miles, but more understanding of the relations and values of things, of small sticks, lone playing-cards, and irretrievably injured hoops.
Carol saw, though she did not admit, that Olaf was not only more beautiful than her own dark child, but more gracious. Olaf was a Norse chieftain: straight, sunny-haired, large-limbed, resplendently amiable to his subjects. Hugh was a vulgarian; a bustling business man. It was Hugh that bounced and said "Let"s play"; Olaf that opened luminous blue eyes and agreed "All right," in condescending gentleness. If Hugh batted him--and Hugh did bat him--Olaf was unafraid but shocked. In magnificent solitude he marched toward the house, while Hugh bewailed his sin and the overclouding of august favor.
The two friends played with an imperial chariot which Miles had made out of a starch-box and four red spools; together they stuck switches into a mouse-hole, with vast satisfaction though entirely without known results.
Bea, the chubby and humming Bea, impartially gave cookies and scoldings to both children, and if Carol refused a cup of coffee and a wafer of b.u.t.tered knackebrod, she was desolated.
Miles had done well with his dairy. He had six cows, two hundred chickens, a cream separator, a Ford truck. In the spring he had built a two-room addition to his shack. That ill.u.s.trious building was to Hugh a carnival. Uncle Miles did the most spectacular, unexpected things: ran up the ladder; stood on the ridge-pole, waving a hammer and singing something about "To arms, my citizens"; nailed shingles faster than Aunt Bessie could iron handkerchiefs; and lifted a two-by-six with Hugh riding on one end and Olaf on the other. Uncle Miles"s most ecstatic trick was to make figures not on paper but right on a new pine board, with the broadest softest pencil in the world. There was a thing worth seeing!
The tools! In his office Father had tools fascinating in their shininess and curious shapes, but they were sharp, they were something called sterized, and they distinctly were not for boys to touch. In fact it was a good dodge to volunteer "I must not touch," when you looked at the tools on the gla.s.s shelves in Father"s office. But Uncle Miles, who was a person altogether superior to Father, let you handle all his kit except the saws. There was a hammer with a silver head; there was a metal thing like a big L; there was a magic instrument, very precious, made out of costly red wood and gold, with a tube which contained a drop--no, it wasn"t a drop, it was a nothing, which lived in the water, but the nothing LOOKED like a drop, and it ran in a frightened way up and down the tube, no matter how cautiously you tilted the magic instrument. And there were nails, very different and clever--big valiant spikes, middle-sized ones which were not very interesting, and shingle-nails much jollier than the fussed-up fairies in the yellow book.
II
While he had worked on the addition Miles had talked frankly to Carol.
He admitted now that so long as he stayed in Gopher Prairie he would remain a pariah. Bea"s Lutheran friends were as much offended by his agnostic gibes as the merchants by his radicalism. "And I can"t seem to keep my mouth shut. I think I"m being a baa-lamb, and not springing any theories wilder than "c-a-t spells cat," but when folks have gone, I re"lize I"ve been stepping on their pet religious corns. Oh, the mill foreman keeps dropping in, and that Danish shoemaker, and one fellow from Elder"s factory, and a few Svenskas, but you know Bea: big good-hearted wench like her wants a lot of folks around--likes to fuss over "em--never satisfied unless she tiring herself out making coffee for somebody.
"Once she kidnapped me and drug me to the Methodist Church. I goes in, pious as Widow Bogart, and sits still and never cracks a smile while the preacher is favoring us with his misinformation on evolution. But afterwards, when the old stalwarts were pumphandling everybody at the door and calling "em "Brother" and "Sister," they let me sail right by with nary a clinch. They figure I"m the town badman. Always will be, I guess. It"ll have to be Olaf who goes on. "And sometimes----Blamed if I don"t feel like coming out and saying, "I"ve been conservative. Nothing to it. Now I"m going to start something in these rotten one-horse lumber-camps west of town." But Bea"s got me hypnotized. Lord, Mrs.
Kennicott, do you re"lize what a jolly, square, faithful woman she is?
And I love Olaf----Oh well, I won"t go and get sentimental on you.
"Course I"ve had thoughts of pulling up stakes and going West. Maybe if they didn"t know it beforehand, they wouldn"t find out I"d ever been guilty of trying to think for myself. But--oh, I"ve worked hard, and built up this dairy business, and I hate to start all over again, and move Bea and the kid into another one-room shack. That"s how they get us! Encourage us to be thrifty and own our own houses, and then, by golly, they"ve got us; they know we won"t dare risk everything by committing lez--what is it? lez majesty?--I mean they know we won"t be hinting around that if we had a co-operative bank, we could get along without s...o...b..dy. Well----As long as I can sit and play pinochle with Bea, and tell whoppers to Olaf about his daddy"s adventures in the woods, and how he snared a wapaloosie and knew Paul Bunyan, why, I don"t mind being a b.u.m. It"s just for them that I mind. Say! Say! Don"t whisper a word to Bea, but when I get this addition done, I"m going to buy her a phonograph!"
He did.