MALONE. [bitterly] So this is the high-born social tone I"ve spoilt by my ignorant, uncultivated behavior! Makin love to a married woman! [He comes angrily between Hector and Violet, and almost bawls into Hector"s left ear] You"ve picked up that habit of the British aristocracy, have you?
HECTOR. That"s all right. Don"t you trouble yourself about that. I"ll answer for the morality of what I"m doing.
TANNER. [coming forward to Hector"s right hand with flashing eyes] Well said, Malone! You also see that mere marriage laws are not morality! I agree with you; but unfortunately Violet does not.
MALONE. I take leave to doubt that, sir. [Turning on Violet] Let me tell you, Mrs Robinson, or whatever your right name is, you had no right to send that letter to my son when you were the wife of another man.
HECTOR. [outraged] This is the last straw. Dad: you have insulted my wife.
MALONE. YOUR wife!
TANNER. YOU the missing husband! Another moral impostor! [He smites his brow, and collapses into Malone"s chair].
MALONE. You"ve married without my consent!
RAMSDEN. You have deliberately humbugged us, sir!
HECTOR. Here: I have had just about enough of being badgered. Violet and I are married: that"s the long and the short of it. Now what have you got to say--any of you?
MALONE. I know what I"ve got to say. She"s married a beggar.
HECTOR. No; she"s married a Worker [his American p.r.o.nunciation imparts an overwhelming intensity to this simple and unpopular word]. I start to earn my own living this very afternoon.
MALONE. [sneering angrily] Yes: you"re very plucky now, because you got your remittance from me yesterday or this morning, I reckon. Wait til it"s spent. You won"t be so full of cheek then.
HECTOR. [producing a letter from his pocketbook] Here it is [thrusting it on his father]. Now you just take your remittance and yourself out of my life. I"m done with remittances; and I"m done with you. I don"t sell the privilege of insulting my wife for a thousand dollars.
MALONE. [deeply wounded and full of concern] Hector: you don"t know what poverty is.
HECTOR. [fervidly] Well, I want to know what it is. I want"be a Man.
Violet: you come along with me, to your own home: I"ll see you through.
OCTAVIUS. [jumping down from the garden to the lawn and running to Hector"s left hand] I hope you"ll shake hands with me before you go, Hector. I admire and respect you more than I can say. [He is affected almost to tears as they shake hands].
VIOLET. [also almost in tears, but of vexation] Oh don"t be an idiot, Tavy. Hector"s about as fit to become a workman as you are.
TANNER. [rising from his chair on the other ride of Hector] Never fear: there"s no question of his becoming a navvy, Mrs Malone. [To Hector]
There"s really no difficulty about capital to start with. Treat me as a friend: draw on me.
OCTAVIUS. [impulsively] Or on me.
MALONE. [with fierce jealousy] Who wants your dirty money? Who should he draw on but his own father? [Tanner and Octavius recoil, Octavius rather hurt, Tanner consoled by the solution of the money difficulty. Violet looks up hopefully]. Hector: don"t be rash, my boy. I"m sorry for what I said: I never meant to insult Violet: I take it all back. She"s just the wife you want: there!
HECTOR. [Patting him on the shoulder] Well, that"s all right, dad. Say no more: we"re friends again. Only, I take no money from anybody.
MALONE. [pleading abjectly] Don"t be hard on me, Hector. I"d rather you quarrelled and took the money than made friends and starved. You don"t know what the world is: I do.
HECTOR. No, no, NO. That"s fixed: that"s not going to change. [He pa.s.ses his father inexorably by, and goes to Violet]. Come, Mrs Malone: you"ve got to move to the hotel with me, and take your proper place before the world.
VIOLET. But I must go in, dear, and tell Davis to pack. Won"t you go on and make them give you a room overlooking the garden for me? I"ll join you in half an hour.
HECTOR. Very well. You"ll dine with us, Dad, won"t you?
MALONE. [eager to conciliate him] Yes, yes.
HECTOR. See you all later. [He waves his hand to Ann, who has now been joined by Tanner, Octavius, and Ramsden in the garden, and goes out through the little gate, leaving his father and Violet together on the lawn].
MALONE. You"ll try to bring him to his senses, Violet: I know you will.
VIOLET. I had no idea he could be so headstrong. If he goes on like that, what can I do?
MALONE. Don"t be discurridged: domestic pressure may be slow; but it"s sure. You"ll wear him down. Promise me you will.
VIOLET. I will do my best. Of course I think it"s the greatest nonsense deliberately making us poor like that.
MALONE. Of course it is.
VIOLET. [after a moment"s reflection] You had better give me the remittance. He will want it for his hotel bill. I"ll see whether I can induce him to accept it. Not now, of course, but presently.
MALONE. [eagerly] Yes, yes, yes: that"s just the thing [he hands her the thousand dollar bill, and adds cunningly] Y"understand that this is only a bachelor allowance.
VIOLET. [Coolly] Oh, quite. [She takes it]. Thank you. By the way, Mr Malone, those two houses you mentioned--the abbeys.
MALONE. Yes?
VIOLET. Don"t take one of them until I"ve seen it. One never knows what may be wrong with these places.
MALONE. I won"t. I"ll do nothing without consulting you, never fear.
VIOLET. [politely, but without a ray of grat.i.tude] Thanks: that will be much the best way. [She goes calmly back to the villa, escorted obsequiously by Malone to the upper end of the garden].
TANNER. [drawing Ramsden"s attention to Malone"s cringing att.i.tude as he takes leave of Violet] And that poor devil is a billionaire! one of the master spirits of the age! Led on a string like a pug dog by the first girl who takes the trouble to despise him. I wonder will it ever come to that with me. [He comes down to the lawn.]
RAMSDEN. [following him] The sooner the better for you.
MALONE. [clapping his hands as he returns through the garden] That"ll be a grand woman for Hector. I wouldn"t exchange her for ten d.u.c.h.esses. [He descends to the lawn and comes between Tanner and Ramsden].
RAMSDEN. [very civil to the billionaire] It"s an unexpected pleasure to find you in this corner of the world, Mr Malone. Have you come to buy up the Alhambra?
MALONE. Well, I don"t say I mightn"t. I think I could do better with it than the Spanish government. But that"s not what I came about. To tell you the truth, about a month ago I overheard a deal between two men over a bundle of shares. They differed about the price: they were young and greedy, and didn"t know that if the shares were worth what was bid for them they must be worth what was asked, the margin being too small to be of any account, you see. To amuse meself, I cut in and bought the shares. Well, to this day I haven"t found out what the business is. The office is in this town; and the name is Mendoza, Limited. Now whether Mendoza"s a mine, or a steamboat line, or a bank, or a patent article--
TANNER. He"s a man. I know him: his principles are thoroughly commercial. Let us take you round the town in our motor, Mr Malone, and call on him on the way.
MALONE. If you"ll be so kind, yes. And may I ask who--
TANNER. Mr Roebuck Ramsden, a very old friend of your daughter-in-law.
MALONE. Happy to meet you, Mr Ramsden.