OCTAVIUS. [broken-heartedly, rising] I"ll take her away, Mr Ramsden. She had no right to come to your house.
RAMSDEN. [indignantly] But I am only too anxious to help her. [turning on Tanner] How dare you, sir, impute such monstrous intentions to me?
I protest against it. I am ready to put down my last penny to save her from being driven to run to you for protection.
TANNER. [subsiding] It"s all right, then. He"s not going to act up to his principles. It"s agreed that we all stand by Violet.
OCTAVIUS. But who is the man? He can make reparation by marrying her; and he shall, or he shall answer for it to me.
RAMSDEN. He shall, Octavius. There you speak like a man.
TANNER. Then you don"t think him a scoundrel, after all?
OCTAVIUS. Not a scoundrel! He is a heartless scoundrel.
RAMSDEN. A d.a.m.ned scoundrel. I beg your pardon, Annie; but I can say no less.
TANNER. So we are to marry your sister to a d.a.m.ned scoundrel by way of reforming her character! On my soul, I think you are all mad.
ANN. Don"t be absurd, Jack. Of course you are quite right, Tavy; but we don"t know who he is: Violet won"t tell us.
TANNER. What on earth does it matter who he is? He"s done his part; and Violet must do the rest.
RAMSDEN. [beside himself] Stuff! lunacy! There is a rascal in our midst, a libertine, a villain worse than a murderer; and we are not to learn who he is! In our ignorance we are to shake him by the hand; to introduce him into our homes; to trust our daughters with him; to--to--
ANN. [coaxingly] There, Granny, don"t talk so loud. It"s most shocking: we must all admit that; but if Violet won"t tell us, what can we do?
Nothing. Simply nothing.
RAMSDEN. Hmph! I"m not so sure of that. If any man has paid Violet any special attention, we can easily find that out. If there is any man of notoriously loose principles among us--
TANNER. Ahem!
RAMSDEN. [raising his voice] Yes sir, I repeat, if there is any man of notoriously loose principles among us--
TANNER. Or any man notoriously lacking in self-control.
RAMSDEN. [aghast] Do you dare to suggest that I am capable of such an act?
TANNER. My dear Ramsden, this is an act of which every man is capable.
That is what comes of getting at cross purposes with Nature. The suspicion you have just flung at me clings to us all. It"s a sort of mud that sticks to the judge"s ermine or the cardinal"s robe as fast as to the rags of the tramp. Come, Tavy: don"t look so bewildered: it might have been me: it might have been Ramsden; just as it might have been anybody. If it had, what could we do but lie and protest as Ramsden is going to protest.
RAMSDEN. [choking] I--I--I--
TANNER. Guilt itself could not stammer more confusedly, And yet you know perfectly well he"s innocent, Tavy.
RAMSDEN. [exhausted] I am glad you admit that, sir. I admit, myself, that there is an element of truth in what you say, grossly as you may distort it to gratify your malicious humor. I hope, Octavius, no suspicion of me is possible in your mind.
OCTAVIUS. Of you! No, not for a moment.
TANNER. [drily] I think he suspects me just a little.
OCTAVIUS. Jack: you couldn"t--you wouldn"t--
TANNER. Why not?
OCTAVIUS. [appalled] Why not!
TANNER. Oh, well, I"ll tell you why not. First, you would feel bound to quarrel with me. Second, Violet doesn"t like me. Third, if I had the honor of being the father of Violet"s child, I should boast of it instead of denying it. So be easy: our Friendship is not in danger.
OCTAVIUS. I should have put away the suspicion with horror if only you would think and feel naturally about it. I beg your pardon.
TANNER. MY pardon! nonsense! And now let"s sit down and have a family council. [He sits down. The rest follow his example, more or less under protest]. Violet is going to do the State a service; consequently she must be packed abroad like a criminal until it"s over. What"s happening upstairs?
ANN. Violet is in the housekeeper"s room--by herself, of course.
TANNER. Why not in the drawingroom?
ANN. Don"t be absurd, Jack. Miss Ramsden is in the drawingroom with my mother, considering what to do.
TANNER. Oh! the housekeeper"s room is the penitentiary, I suppose; and the prisoner is waiting to be brought before her judges. The old cats!
ANN. Oh, Jack!
RAMSDEN. You are at present a guest beneath the roof of one of the old cats, sir. My sister is the mistress of this house.
TANNER. She would put me in the housekeeper"s room, too, if she dared, Ramsden. However, I withdraw cats. Cats would have more sense. Ann: as your guardian, I order you to go to Violet at once and be particularly kind to her.
ANN. I have seen her, Jack. And I am sorry to say I am afraid she is going to be rather obstinate about going abroad. I think Tavy ought to speak to her about it.
OCTAVIUS. How can I speak to her about such a thing [he breaks down]?
ANN. Don"t break down, Ricky. Try to bear it for all our sakes.
RAMSDEN. Life is not all plays and poems, Octavius. Come! face it like a man.
TANNER. [chafing again] Poor dear brother! Poor dear friends of the family! Poor dear Tabbies and Grimalkins. Poor dear everybody except the woman who is going to risk her life to create another life! Tavy: don"t you be a selfish a.s.s. Away with you and talk to Violet; and bring her down here if she cares to come. [Octavius rises]. Tell her we"ll stand by her.
RAMSDEN. [rising] No, sir--
TANNER. [rising also and interrupting him] Oh, we understand: it"s against your conscience; but still you"ll do it.
OCTAVIUS. I a.s.sure you all, on my word, I never meant to be selfish.
It"s so hard to know what to do when one wishes earnestly to do right.
TANNER. My dear Tavy, your pious English habit of regarding the world as a moral gymnasium built expressly to strengthen your character in, occasionally leads you to think about your own confounded principles when you should be thinking about other people"s necessities. The need of the present hour is a happy mother and a healthy baby. Bend your energies on that; and you will see your way clearly enough.
Octavius, much perplexed, goes out.
RAMSDEN. [facing Tanner impressively] And Morality, sir? What is to become of that?