Heaven and h.e.l.l had long fascinated writers, poets, and all us other flaky artistic types with our heads in the clouds. Or as the Person Varies, several kilometers underground and on fire. Which is where Rachel is, playing Uno in the second circle of h.e.l.l, with some of history"s hottest ladies. Along with Paris and Achilles for some reason. Yes, all Greek heroes are in h.e.l.l, if you couldn"t tell who most of the people are in the fore-mentioned text, then I suggest you Grab a history book.
"This is quite a fun game" Said Helen, clearly into it.
"Uno!" Said Paris who slammed down the card in clear excitement that he won. But was met with Helen"s glare.
"d.a.m.n" Cleopatra picked up a card with a muttered clearly annoyed she had the greatest number of cards and was clearly losing much to her dislike.
"…." Rachel said nothing, as she places down her cards also with some clear annoyance. Living in Ancient Greece is trash, being pursued by those in ancient Greece is trash. Especially when rejection is met with an aggressive courtship, but this time she had no objective other then to live.
But Rachel forgot she was born hot, pretty and very much single. So, she disowned her parents (Her Greek parents, where dumb. She couldn"t stand to live with them) and lived in the woods alone. But Zeus mad it a point to "bang" every woman in ancient Greece. By constantly trying to get with her for no reason and then Aphrodite was also annoyed with her because she was rejecting love. Then Hera, decided to come after her as well.
For the Sake of the world, she could only use her divine power for protection rather then outright go against the G.o.ds of this lower mortal word. Did they question her power, yes they did. But, did Rachel explain, no, these lower mortal G.o.ds couldn"t really do anything to her other then annoy her.
By the way this world and the one"s her servants went to are entirely different. The world her servants went was more aware but the one she is in aren"t
Now as she for why she is suddenly in Dante"s inferno, its because someone decided to add two myths together for no apparent reason. She just wanted to visit "h.e.l.l", because she was curious and chill with Persephone and Hades. While trying to take a break from being chased by Zeus, Poseidon, Aries, Apollo, and some other guy she forgot his name to.
To also let you all know she had a one-night stand with Aries cause he was hot and she thought it would get the other G.o.ds to leave her alone. Nope, instead she got another stalker.
Persephone and Hades are cool by the, until she somehow stumbled on the Second circles of h.e.l.l and is now playing Uno with the others. She"ll eventually go back to party with Hades and Persephone and maybe play with Cerberus. The three headed rottweiler is so adorable.
Rachel started to smile.
"Well, you won"t have Uno for long," Achilles slapped down a drawn four.
"You…!" Paris raged at Achilles before grudgingly picking up four cards, his eyes watery.
"My Friend, Looks like you"ll lose round" Achilles said as he only had two cards left now.