The skipper pushed him impatiently off, and, placing the clothes on the table, took up the scissors, and, with a few slashing strokes, cut them garments into their component parts.
"What am I to wear," said Tommy, beginning to blubber. "You didn"t think of that?"
"What are you to wear, you selfish young pig?" said the skipper sternly.
"Always thinking about yourself. Go and git some needles and thread, and if there"s any left over, and you"re a good boy, I"ll see whether I can"t make something for you out of the leavings."
"There ain"t no needles here," whined Tommy, after a lengthened search.
"Go down the fo"c"sle and git the case of sail-makers" needles, then,"
said the skipper, "Don"t let anyone see what you"re after, an" some thread."
"Well, why couldn"t you let me go in my clothes before you cut "em up,"
moaned Tommy. "I don"t like going up in this blanket. They"ll laugh at me."
"You go at once!" thundered the skipper, and, turning his back on him, whistled softly, and began to arrange the pieces of cloth.
"Laugh away, my lads," he said cheerfully, as an uproarious burst of laughter greeted the appearance of Tommy on deck. "Wait a bit."
He waited himself for nearly twenty minutes, at the end of which time Tommy, treading on his blanket, came flying down the companion-ladder, and rolled into the cabin.
"There ain"t a needle aboard the ship," he said solemnly, as he picked himself up and rubbed his head. "I"ve looked everywhere."
"What?" roared the skipper, hastily concealing the pieces of cloth.
"Here, Ted! Ted!"
"Ay, ay, sir!" said Ted, as he came below.
"I want a sail-maker"s needle," said the skipper glibly. "I"ve got a rent in this skirt."
"I broke the last one yesterday," said Ted, with an evil grin.
"Any other needle then," said the skipper, trying to conceal his emotion.
"I don"t believe there"s such a thing aboard the ship," said Ted, who had obeyed the mate"s thoughtful injunction. "NOR thread. I was only saying so to the mate yesterday."
The skipper sank again to the lowest depths, waved him away, and then, getting on a corner of the locker, fell into a gloomy reverie.
"It"s a pity you do things in such a hurry," said Tommy, sniffing vindictively. "You might have made sure of the needle before you spoiled my clothes. There"s two of us going about ridiculous now."
The master of the Sarah Jane allowed this insolence to pa.s.s unheeded. It is in moments of deep distress that the mind of man, naturally reverting to solemn things, seeks to improve the occasion by a lecture. The skipper, chastened by suffering and disappointment, stuck his right hand in his pocket, after a lengthened search for it, and gently bidding the blanketed urchin in front of him to sit down, began:
"You see what comes of drink and cards," he said mournfully. "Instead of being at the helm of my ship, racing all the other craft down the river, I"m skulkin" down below here like-like"-
"Like an actress," suggested Tommy.
The skipper eyed him all over. Tommy, unconscious of offence, met his gaze serenely.
"If," continued the skipper, "at any time you felt like taking too much, and you stopped with the beer-mug half-way to your lips, and thought of me sitting in this disgraceful state, what would you do?"
"I dunno," replied Tommy, yawning.
"What would you do?" persisted the skipper, with great expression.
"Laugh, I s"pose," said Tommy, after a moment"s thought.
The sound of a well-boxed ear rang through the cabin.
"You"re an unnatural, ungrateful little toad," said the skipper fiercely. "You don"t deserve to have a good, kind uncle to look after you."
"Anybody can have him for me," sobbed the indignant Tommy, as he tenderly felt his ear. "You look a precious sight more like an aunt than an uncle."
After firing this shot he vanished in a cloud of blanket, and the skipper, reluctantly abandoning a hastily-formed resolve of first flaying him alive and then flinging him overboard, sat down again and lit his pipe.
Once out of the river he came on deck again, and, ignoring by a great effort the smiles of the crew and the jibes of the mate, took command.
The only alteration he made in his dress was to subst.i.tute his sou"-wester for the bonnet, and in this guise he did his work, while the aggrieved Tommy hopped it in blankets. The three days at sea pa.s.sed like a horrid dream. So covetous was his gaze, that the crew instinctively clutched their nether garments and looked to the b.u.t.toning of their coats as they pa.s.sed him. He saw coats in the mainsail, and fashioned phantom trousers out of the flying jib, and towards the end began to babble of blue serges and mixed tweeds. Oblivious of fame, he had resolved to enter the harbour of Battlesea by night; but it was not to be. Near home the wind dropped, and the sun was well up before Battlesea came into view, a grey bank on the starboard bow.
Until within a mile of the harbour, the skipper held on, and then his grasp on the wheel relaxed somewhat, and he looked round anxiously for the mate.
"Where"s Bob?" he shouted.
"He"s very ill, sir," said Ted, shaking his head.
"Ill?" gasped the startled skipper. "Here, take the wheel a minute."
He handed it over, and grasping his skirts went hastily below. The mate was half lying, half sitting, in his bunk, groaning dismally.
"What"s the matter?" inquired the skipper.
"I"m dying," said the mate. "I keep being tied up all in knots inside. I can"t hold myself straight."
The other cleared his throat. "You"d better take off your clothes and lie down a bit," he said kindly. "Let me help you off with them."
"No-don"t-trouble," panted the mate.
"It ain"t no trouble," said the skipper, in a trembling voice.
"No, I"ll keep "em on," said the mate faintly. "I"ve always had an idea I"d like to die in my clothes. It may be foolish, but I can"t help it."
"You"ll have your wish some day, never fear, you infernal rascal,"
shouted the overwrought skipper. "You"re shamming sickness to make me take the ship into port."
"Why shouldn"t you take her in," asked the mate, with an air of innocent surprise. "It"s your duty as cap"n. You"d better get above now. The bar is always shifting."
The skipper, restraining himself by a mighty effort, went on deck again, and, taking the wheel, addressed the crew. He spoke feelingly of the obedience men owed their superior officers, and the moral obligation they were under to lend them their trousers when they required them. He dwelt on the awful punishments awarded for mutiny, and proved clearly, that to allow the master of a ship to enter port in petticoats was mutiny of the worst type. He then sent them below for their clothing.
They were gone such a long time that it was palpable to the meanest intellect that they did not intend to bring it. Meantime the harbour widened out before him.
There were two or three people on the quay as the Sarah Jane came within hailing distance. By the time she had pa.s.sed the lantern at the end of it there were two or three dozen, and the numbers were steadily increasing at the rate of three persons for every five yards she made.
Kind-hearted, humane men, anxious that their friends should not lose so great and cheap a treat, bribed small and reluctant boys with pennies to go in search of them, and by the time the schooner reached her berth, a large proportion of the population of the port was looking over each other"s shoulders and shouting foolish and hilarious inquiries to the skipper. The news reached the owner, and he came hurrying down to the ship, just as the skipper, regardless of the heated remonstrances of the sightseers, was preparing to go below.