"Schooner in the tier, Smiling Jane," said the captain gruffly, as he stumbled clumsily into a boat and sat down in the stern. "Why don"t you have better seats in this "ere boat?"
"They"re there, if you"ll look for them," said the waterman; "and you"ll find "em easier sitting than that bucket."
"Why don"t you put "em where a man can see "em?" inquired the captain, raising his voice a little.
The other opened his mouth to reply, but realising that it would lead to a long and utterly futile argument, contented himself with asking his fare to trim the boat better; and, pushing off from the steps, pulled strongly through the dark lumpy water. The tide was strong, so that they made but slow progress.
"When I was a young man," said the fare with severity, "I"d ha" pulled this boat across and back afore now."
"When you was a young man," said the man at the oars, who had a local reputation as a wit, "there wasn"t no boats; they was all Noah"s arks then."
"Stow your gab," said the captain, after a pause of deep thought.
The other, whose besetting sin was certainly not loquacity, ejected a thin stream of tobacco-juice over the side, spat on his hands, and continued his laborious work until a crowd of dark shapes, surmounted by a network of rigging, loomed up before them.
"Now, which is your little barge?" he inquired, tugging strongly to maintain his position against the fast-flowing tide.
"Smiling Jane" said his fare.
"Ah," said the waterman, "Smiling Jane, is it? You sit there, cap"n, an"
I"ll row round all their sterns while you strike matches and look at the names. We"ll have quite a nice little evening."
"There she is," cried the captain, who was too muddled to notice the sarcasm; "there"s the little beauty. Steady, my lad."
He reached out his hand as he spoke, and as the boat jarred violently against a small schooner, seized a rope which hung over the side, and, swaying to and fro, fumbled in his pocket for the fare.
"Steady, old boy," said the waterman affectionately. He had just received twopence-halfpenny and a shilling by mistake for threepence.
"Easy up the side. You ain"t such a pretty figger as you was when your old woman made such a bad bargain."
The captain paused in his climb, and poising himself on one foot, gingerly felt for his tormentor"s head with the other Not finding it, he flung his leg over the bulwark, and gained the deck of the vessel as the boat swung round with the tide and disappeared in the darkness.
"All turned in," said the captain, gazing owlishly at the deserted deck.
"Well, there"s a good hour an" a half afore we start; I"ll turn in too."
He walked slowly aft, and sliding back the companion-hatch, descended into a small evil-smelling cabin, and stood feeling in the darkness for the matches. They were not to be found, and, growling profanely, he felt his way to the state-room, and turned in all standing.
It was still dark when he awoke, and hanging over the edge of the bunk, cautiously felt for the floor with his feet, and having found it, stood thoughtfully scratching his head, which seemed to have swollen to abnormal proportions.
"Time they were getting under weigh," he said at length, and groping his way to the foot of the steps, he opened the door of what looked like a small pantry, but which was really the mate"s boudoir.
"Jem," said the captain gruffly.
There was no reply, and jumping to the conclusion that he was above, the captain tumbled up the steps and gained the deck, which, as far as he could see, was in the same deserted condition as when he left it.
Anxious to get some idea of the time, he staggered to the side and looked over. The tide was almost at the turn, and the steady clank, clank of neighbouring windla.s.ses showed that other craft were just getting under weigh. A barge, its red light turning the water to blood, with a huge wall of dark sail, pa.s.sed noiselessly by, the indistinct figure of a man leaning skilfully upon the tiller.
As these various signs of life and activity obtruded themselves upon the skipper of the Smiling Jane, his wrath rose higher and higher as he looked around the wet, deserted deck of his own little craft. Then he walked forward and thrust his head down the forecastle hatchway.
As he expected, there was a complete sleeping chorus below; the deep satisfied snoring of half-a-dozen seamen, who, regardless of the tide and their captain"s feelings, were slumbering sweetly, in blissful ignorance of all that the Lancet might say upon the twin subjects of overcrowding and ventilation.
"Below there, you lazy thieves!" roared the captain; "tumble up, tumble up!"
The snores stopped. "Ay, ay!" said a sleepy voice. "What"s the matter, master?"
"Matter!" repeated the other, choking violently. "Ain"t you going to sail to-night?"
"To-night!" said another voice, in surprise. "Why, I thought we wasn"t going to sail till Wen"sday."
Not trusting himself to reply, so careful was he of the morals of his men, the skipper went and leaned over the side and communed with the silent water. In an incredibly short s.p.a.ce of time five or six dusky figures pattered up on to the deck, and a minute or two later the harsh clank of the windla.s.s echoed far and wide.
The captain took the wheel. A fat and very sleepy seaman put up the side-lights, and the little schooner, detaching itself by the aid of boat-hooks and fenders from the neighbouring craft, moved slowly down with the tide. The men, in response to the captain"s fervent orders, climbed aloft, and sail after sail was spread to the gentle breeze.
"Hi! you there," cried the captain to one of the men who stood near him, coiling up some loose line.
"Sir?" said the man.
"Where is the mate?" inquired the captain.
"Man with red whiskers and pimply nose?" said the man interrogatively.
"That"s him to a hair," answered the other.
"Ain"t seen him since he took me on at eleven," said the man. "How many new hands are there?"
"I b"leeve we"re all fresh," was the reply. "I don"t believe some of "em have ever smelt salt water afore."
"The mate"s been at it again," said the captain warmly, "that"s what he has. He"s done it afore and got left behind. Them what can"t stand drink, my man, shouldn"t take it, remember that."
"He said we wasn"t going to sail till Wen"sday," remarked the man, who found the captain"s att.i.tude rather trying.
"He"ll get sacked, that"s what he"ll get," said the captain warmly. "I shall report him as soon as I get ash.o.r.e."
The subject exhausted, the seaman returned to his work, and the captain continued steering in moody silence.
Slowly, slowly darkness gave way to light. The different portions of the craft, instead of all being blurred into one, took upon themselves shape, and stood out wet and distinct in the cold grey of the breaking day. But the lighter it became, the harder the skipper stared and rubbed his eyes, and looked from the deck to the flat marshy sh.o.r.e, and from the sh.o.r.e back to the deck again.
"Here, come here," he cried, beckoning to one of the crew.
"Yessir," said the man, advancing.
"There"s something in one of my eyes," faltered the skipper. "I can"t see straight; everything seems mixed up. Now, speaking deliberate and without any hurry, which side o" the ship do you say the cook"s galley"s on?"
"Starboard," said the man promptly, eyeing him with astonishment.
"Starboard," repeated the other softly. "He says starboard, and that"s what it seems to me. My lad, yesterday morning it was on the port side."
The seaman received this astounding communication with calmness, but, as a slight concession to appearances, said "Lor!"
"And the water-cask," said the skipper; "what colour is it?"