The skipper looked at him in wrathful perplexity. "You"d better have advice when we get to port, Jack," he said at length; "the last few weeks I"ve noticed you"ve been a bit strange in your manner. You go an"
show that "ed of yours to a doctor."
The mate grunted, and went on deck for sympathy, but, finding Miss Alsen in a mood far removed from sentiment, and not at all grateful, drew off whistling. Matters were in this state when the skipper appeared, wiping his mouth.
"I"ve put another portrait on the mantel-piece, Jack," he said menacingly; "it"s the only other one I"ve got, an" I wish you to understand that if that only smells mustard, there"ll be such a row in this "ere ship that you won"t be able to "ear yourself speak for the noise."
He moved off with dignity as his daughter, who had overheard the remark, came sidling up to the mate and smiled on him agreeably.
"He"s put another portrait there," she said softly.
"You"ll find the mustard-pot in the cruet," said the mate coldly.
Miss Alsen turned and watched her father as he went forward, and then, to the mate"s surprise, went below without another word. A prey to curiosity, but too proud to make any overture, he compromised matters by going and standing near the companion.
"Mate!" said a stealthy whisper at the foot of the ladder.
The mate gazed calmly out to sea.
"Jack!" said the girl again, in a lower whisper than before.
The mate went hot all over, and at once descended. He found Miss Alsen, her eyes sparkling, with the mustard-pot in her left hand and the spoon in her right, executing a war-dance in front of the second portrait.
"Don"t do it," said the mate, in alarm.
"Why not?" she inquired, going within an inch of it.
"He"ll think it"s me," said the mate.
"That"s why I called you down here," said she; "you don"t think I wanted you, do you?"
"You put that spoon down," said the mate, who was by no means desirous of another interview with the skipper.
"Shan"t!" said Miss Alsen.
The mate sprang at her, but she dodged round the table. He leaned over, and, catching her by the left arm, drew her towards him; then, with her flushed, laughing face close to his, he forgot everything else, and kissed her.
"Oh!" said Hetty indignantly.
"Will you give it to me now?" said the mate, trembling at his boldness.
"Take it," said she. She leaned across the table, and, as the mate advanced, dabbed viciously at him with the spoon. Then she suddenly dropped both articles on the table and moved away, as the mate, startled by a footstep at the door, turned a flushed visage, ornamented with three streaks of mustard, on to the dumbfounded skipper.
"Sakes alive!" said that astonished mariner, as soon as he could speak; "if he ain"t a-mustarding his own face now-I never "card of such a thing in all my life. Don"t go near "im, Hetty. Jack!"
"Well," said the mate, wiping his smarting face with his handkerchief.
"You"ve never been took like this before?" queried the skipper anxiously.
"O"course not," said the mortified mate.
"Don"t you say o"course not to me," said the other warmly, "after behaving like this. A straight weskit"s what you want. I"ll go an" see old Ben about it. He"s got an uncle in a "sylum. You come up too, my girl."
He went in search of Ben, oblivious of the fact that his daughter, instead of following him, came no farther than the door, where she stood and regarded her victim compa.s.sionately.
"I"m so sorry," she said "Does it smart?"
"A little," said the mate; "don"t you trouble about me."
"You see what you get for behaving badly," said Miss Alsen judicially.
"It"s worth it," said the mate, brightening.
"I"m afraid it"ll blister," said she. She crossed over to him, and putting her head on one side, eyed the traces wisely. "Three marks," she said.
"I only had one," suggested the mate.
"One what?" enquired Hetty.
"Those," said the mate.
In full view of the horrified skipper, who was cautiously peeping at the supposed lunatic through the skylight, he kissed her again.
"You can go away, Ben," said the skipper huskily to the expert. "D"ye hear, you can go AWAY, and not a word about this, mind."
The expert went away grumbling, and the father, after another glance, which showed him his daughter nestling comfortably on the mate"s right shoulder, stole away and brooded darkly over this crowning complication.
An ordinary man would have run down and interrupted them; the master of the Jessica thought he could attain his ends more certainly by diplomacy, and so careful was his demeanour that the couple in the cabin had no idea that they had been observed-the mate listening calmly to a lecture on incipient idiocy which the skipper thought it advisable to bestow.
Until the mid-day meal on the day following he made no sign. If anything he was even more affable than usual, though his wrath rose at the glances which were being exchanged across the table.
"By the way, Jack," he said at length, "what"s become of Kitty Loney?"
"Who?" inquired the mate. "Who"s Kitty Loney?"
It was now the skipper"s turn to stare, and he did it admirably.
"Kitty Loney," he said in surprise, "the little girl you are going to marry."
"Who are you getting at?" said the mate, going scarlet as he met the gaze opposite.
"I don"t know what you mean," said the skipper with dignity. "I"m allooding to Kitty Loney, the little girl in the red hat and white feathers you introduced to me as your future."
The mate sank back in his seat, and regarded him with open-mouthed, horrified astonishment.
"You don"t mean to say you"ve chucked "er," pursued the heartless skipper, "after getting an advance from me to buy the ring with, too?
Didn"t you buy the ring with the money?"
"No," said the mate, "I-oh, no-of course-what on earth are you talking about?"
The skipper rose from his seat and regarded him sorrowfully but severely. "I"m sorry, Jack," he said stiffly, "if I"ve said anything to annoy you, or anyway hurt your feelings. O" course it"s your business, not mine. P"raps you"ll say you never heard o" Kitty Loney?"