"Nevertheless, I saw you fall," said Coconnas, "I heard the crash of the bullet, which broke something in you, I don"t know what. I left you lying in the gutter, with blood streaming out of your nose, out of your mouth, and even out of your eyes."
"All that is as true as the gospel, Monsieur de Coconnas. But the noise you heard was the bullet striking against my sallat, on which fortunately it flattened itself; but the blow was none the less severe, and the proof of it," added La Huriere, lifting his cap and displaying a pate as bald as a man"s knee, "is that as you see I have not a spear of hair left."
The two young men burst out laughing when they saw his grotesque appearance.
"Aha! you laugh, do you?" said La Huriere, somewhat rea.s.sured, "you do not come, then, with any evil intentions."
"Now tell us, Maitre La Huriere, are you entirely cured of your bellicose inclinations?"
"Faith, that I am, gentlemen; and now"--
"Well, and now"--
"Now I have vowed not to meddle with any other fire than that in my kitchen."
"Bravo!" cried Coconnas, "see how prudent he is! Now," added the Piedmontese, "we left in your stables two horses, and in your rooms two portmanteaus."
"Oh, the devil!" replied the landlord, scratching his ear.
"Well?"
"Two horses, you say?"
"Yes, in your stable."
"And two portmanteaus?"
"Yes, in the rooms we had."
"The truth is, don"t you see--you thought I was dead, didn"t you?"
"Certainly we did."
"You will agree that as you were mistaken, I also might be."
"What? In believing that we also were dead? You were perfectly free."
"Now that"s it. You see, as you died intestate," continued Maitre La Huriere.
"Go on"--
"I believed something, I was mistaken, I see it now"--
"Tell us, what was it you believed?"
"I believed that I might consider myself your heir."
"Oho!" exclaimed the two young men.
"Nevertheless, I could not be more grateful to find that you are alive, gentlemen."
"So you sold our horses, did you?" asked Coconnas.
"Alas!" cried La Huriere.
"And our portmanteaus?" insisted La Mole.
"Oh! your portmanteaus? Oh, no," cried La Huriere, "only what was in them."
"Now look here, La Mole," persisted Coconnas, "it seems to me that this is a bold rascal; suppose we disembowel him!"
This threat seemed to have great effect on Maitre La Huriere, who stammered out these words:
"Well, gentlemen, I rather think the affair can be arranged."
"Listen!" said La Mole, "I am the one who has the greatest cause of complaint against you."
"Certainly, Monsieur le Comte, for I recollect that in a moment of madness I had the audacity to threaten you."
"Yes, with a bullet which flew only a couple of inches above my head."
"Do you think so?"
"I am certain of it."
"If you are certain of it, Monsieur de la Mole," said La Huriere, picking up his stew-pan with an innocent air, "I am too thoroughly at your service to give you the lie."
"Well," said La Mole, "as far as I am concerned I make no demand upon you."
"What, my dear gentleman"--
"Except"--
"Ae! ae!" groaned La Huriere.
"Except a dinner for myself and my friends every time I find myself in your neighborhood."
"How is this?" exclaimed La Huriere in an ecstasy. "I am at your service, my dear gentleman; I am at your service."
"So it is a bargain, is it?"
"With all my heart--and you, Monsieur de Coconnas," continued the landlord, "do you agree to the bargain?"
"Yes; but, like my friend, I must add one small condition."
"What is that?"
"That you restore to Monsieur de la Mole the fifty crowns which I owe him, and which I put into your keeping."