"Owow, leggo! We were keeping guard, that"s all!"
"Eeeek, me ear! Somebeast"s got to watch out for searats."
Mellus released them, shooing the delinquent pair down the steps to the Abbey lawn. "Run along now. Searats would eat two Dibbuns like you for tea."
"Ha, bet they wouldn"t. We"d make "em into searat pudden an" eat "em!"
"No you wouldn"t, they"d have your tails on toast. Then what would I tell the Abbot?"
The two small otters shuffled off disgruntled. Flagg the big otter called along from the west wall to Mellus, "The only tails on toast those scurvy rats"ll have is their own tails, marm. You leave it t" me an" young Saxtus."
The badger gave a worried frown. "I hope you"re right, Flagg. They"re certain to be back. Searats like that lot don"t give in easily."
Saxtus, who was on the east wall and within hearing range, called back at the same time as Flagg, "And neither do we!"
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Snidjer approached Mariel, brandishing the sword. Weighted down by Flitchaye, she was unable to move. Helplessly she watched him raise the glittering blade. . . . From nowhere a huge voice rang out: "I was born on a dark night in a storm! I"m the roaring child of Heavywing McGurney! Shake in your fur, Flitchaye. Stonehead"s arrived!"
A barn owl of awesome proportions swooped down and hurled Snidjer high in the air. With a noise somewhere between a hoot and a roar, he launched himself into the fray. Mariel had never seen anything like it. The weed-clad, bark-masked Flitchaye scattered everywhere like ninepins.
Stonehead was aptly named. He used his ma.s.sive head like a battering ram, thudding and b.u.t.ting with the speed of a striking snake as he shouted aloud at the terrified Flitchaye tribe: "Stand and fight, you forest weeds! Why, if I couldn"t slay a dozen of you before breakfast I"d die of shame! I can drink a river dry and eat an orchard bare! I"m Stonehead McGurney, bravest of the brave!"
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self to the full. The Flitchaye who were not laid out flat took to their holes and closed the lids. As Mariel retrieved her Gullwhacker and Dandin picked up the sword, Tarquin tuned his harolina and nudged Durry.
"I don"t think I"d like to meet that chap when he"s cross, do you?"
Durry kicked Snidjer on the bottom as he tried to rise. "Dearie me, he do "ave a right ol" temper an" no mistake."
Six Flitchaye were backing off toward the woods. Stonehead spotted them and yelled, "Get back here! Down your pits and shut the lids! Run away and I"ll follow you to the ends of the earth! You know I never lie! We McGurneys aren"t the wisest owls anywhere, but by thunder we"re the bravest!" He turned to the four travelers aggressively. "So you"re Redwall creatures, eh! Should never let yourselves get caught by this lot! Flitchaye! Hah! I"ll show you what they are! Come here, you!"
Snidjer came, but not quickly enough. Stonehead grabbed him in one powerful talon and ripped away the barkcloth mask and trailing weeds.
"There"s a Flitchaye for you! Skinny little weasels dressed up, that"s all they are! Here, do you want me to b.u.t.t him right over the top of that hollow oak? I can do it easily, you know!"
Dandin interceded on Snidjer"s behalf. "I think he"s had enough, sir. Thank you for rescuing us. I am Dandin of Redwall -these are my friends, Tarquin, Mariel and Durry."
The owl shook their paws with his talons until they ached, then he kicked open the lid of a Flitchaye hole and beckoned to Snidjer.
"In there, you, and look sharp about it!"
Snidjer obeyed with alacrity. Stonehead took a huge dead treelimb in his claws and tossed it on top of the lid, locking Snidjer inside.
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nonsense! You don"t think I was too easy on them, do you? Sure you don"t want me to throw a few over the treetops?"
"No no, old chap. You did splendidly. Do you live alone in these woods?"
Stonehead blinked his eyes at Tarquin and snorted. "Alone? I"ll say not! We McGurneys have always lived here! Got the wife, Thunderbeak, and four little ones-two sons and two daughters! They"re only chicks, but you should see them fight! Come home with me for supper, meet my family!"
The savage golden eyes glared at them. They did not refuse.
If at all possible, Stonehead"s wife Thunderbeak was even fiercer than her belligerent husband. The four babies sat at the foot of a dead ash with them, fighting uproariously at every opportunity, much to the amus.e.m.e.nt of their parents. The food was surprisingly good. There was a white mushroom salad specially laid on for the travelers. The owls did not eat. Dandin decided that it would not be polite to ask them what their diet was, though the odd barkcloth and weeds in the bushes left him in little doubt.
After supper Tarquin sang and played his harolina, an impromptu song.
"If you"re ever caught by the Flitchaye And the situation looks grave, Then call for a McGurney, The bravest of the brave.
He"ll fight all night And battle all day Until you hear those Flitchaye say, "Have mercy, have mercy, have mercy on us all!" "
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your manners! Dozing off when the nice rabbit"s singing you a song! Wake up this instant!"
Mariel wrapped her Gullwhacker into a pillow and lay down. "Oh, don"t scold them, please. They need their sleep, the same as me. Actually, if that nice rabbit starts singing another song he"ll feel the knot of my Gullwhacker between his big bunny ears."
Tarquin sat up late, remembering the next lines of the poem and discussing their future route with Stonehead, though the owl did not appear to be a great deal of help. Tarquin racked his memory, whilst pretending to be attentive to Stonehead"s advice.
"Let me see now, something or other about saving any fool at all, I think the last bit was. Oh, but that was you, wasn"t it?"
Stonehead blinked fiercely. "What"s that you say? I"m any fool at all! I think you could do with a lesson in politeness, rabbit! It"s true we McGurneys aren"t wise owls, but we"re the bravest of the brave! Now defend yourself, or get kicked right over that tree!"
Tarquin held up his paws placalingly. "Sorry, old chap, I wasn"t alluding to you, not a bit of it. The fools I was talking about is us, me and my jolly old friends. Point of fact, you may be able to help us with our route. I"ve remembered the lines, goes somethin" like this: Beware the light that shows the way, Trust not the wart-skinned toad, In his realm no night or day. Fool, stay to the road.
That"s it. Y"see it mentions us again-fool! I don"t suppose you happen to know what place the rhyme means, wot?"
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up-wonderful little battler. Yes, of course I know the place your poem mentions! You and your friends want the swampdark! Never go there myself-rotten place! Take you there in the morning. Get some sleep now, rabbit! You"re quite a good singer; never have time for such nonsense myself, sooner have a good clean fight! Must warn you, though, if you start warbling and wake my wife up she"ll probably rip your leg clean off! She"s not named Thunderbeak for nothing, you know! Sleep well. Good night!"
Tarquin put his harolina carefully aside and lay down, gazing around at the dark dripping forest and the six savage owls in slumber.
"Blow me! I"d never take Hon Rosie picnickin" to this place."
"What"s that, rabbit? Did you say something?"
"Er, no, old bean. Just good night."
"Good night! Now shut up and sleep! Or else . . . !"
Gabool the Wild was not affected by sleep anymore. He was driven night and day by an insane nervous energy, roaming the rooms of Fort Bladegirt. The non-arrival of Graypatch was preying upon his mind, though he did not doubt that his traitorous Captain would show up sooner or later. The King of Searats now began hoping that Graypatch would be brought back alive. He descended a winding stairway, muttering and chuckling to himself.
"No, don"t kill him, that"s too quick for me old shipmate Graypatch. Gabool"s got somethin" nice fer him, a surprise, aharrharrharr! Aye, GraypatchTl remember old Skrabblag. I was Cap"n of the Ratwake an" he was mate when we brought Skrabblag from the warm isles in the deep seas to the south. Haharr, good old Skrabblag. Let"s see if you"re still alive an" foul-tempered."
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was a circular stone with a thick iron ring attached. Gabool thrust the spear through the ring and levered the stone upward. Sliding it to one side, he took the spear and crouched over the hole in the floor.
"Skrabblag, matey, it"s me, Gabool. Sing out-are y"there?"
There was no reply. Gabool jabbed down into the inky darkness with the long spear. There was a dry, rustling sound, accompanied by an odd clicking noise. The searat grinned.
"Aharr, you murderous villain, I can hear yeh. What"s it like down there, livin" on rotten fishheads an" sc.r.a.ps o" dead seabird?"
The rustling and clicking increased. Something caught the spear blade, but Gabool pulled it back quickly.
"Hoho, not so fast, bucko. I know you"d like to drag me down there, but you bide your time and old Gabool will give yer a little gift. Remember Graypatch? Aye, he was the one that helped catch you an" take you from your nice warm island to this cold dark berth, Well, you stop down there an" think what you"d like to do to Graypatch. Pretty soon now I"ll let him drop in an" pay you a call. You"d like that, wouldn"t yer?"
The clicking and rustling increased. Gabool laughed heartily as he slid the stone back into place with the spear.
Outside, the wind moaned around the rocks of Terra-mort and the stones of Bladegirt. The restless sea pounded coves and inlets as seabirds deserted the skies for nests and perches. Gabool sat once more in his banqueting hall, chin in claws as he slouched across the table and spoke to his bell.
"Hah! Yer gettin" dirty now since there"s no slaves to spit an" polish yer shiny hide. An" that"s the way it should be, big an" dirty with a bra.s.sy voice. One day the bell tower will be built, then I"ll string you up there an" make you sing every time I tug the rope. I"ll make 205.
yer sing or be quiet, just as I please. What"ve y"got to say to that, eh?"
The great bell remained silent, Gabool sat watching it until his weighted eyelids began drooping over weary blood-seared eyes. A ship in flames pa.s.sed his vision, followed by another lying on its side in a creek, overgrown by trees, and yet a third ship washed up and holed upon a reef. Bluddrig, Garrtail, Saltar and Orgeye floated lifeless in the waves sweeping across his fevered dream, dead rats all. Through the shifting gray mists a huge armored badger strode. Raising his sword, he struck.
Gabool was awake once more, glaring his hatred across the table at the bell whose very presence haunted his every moment.
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"Haharr, me old shipmates, how was your voyage?"
Graypatch had his sight back now, though his eye was still quite swelled. He sat on a fallen log with Fishgill, watching his sheepish crew. Bigfang kept noticeably out of the way. Kybo, still the unofficially elected spokesrat, unfolded the unfortunate encounter with the hares and reported on the sorry state of the vessel Darkqueen. Graypatch listened to the woeful narrative as he sat sketching on the ground with his sword-point. When Kybo had finished, the other searats gathered around to hear what Graypatch had to say. He kept them waiting awhile before he spoke.
"A sad an" mis"rable tale, mateys, but what ship can last forever? Darkqueen was a good craft, but she"d be a floatin" death warrant for us against the might of Gabool. Leave "er to rot in the creek, I say. Redwall Abbey"s worth a hundred Darkqueens, we"ll be Lords of this land, country gentlerats if y"please, instead of floatin" bilgeslops at the mercy of wind "n" water, tryin" to grab a livin" with one claw while usin" the other to fend off that madrat Gabool. No more of that fer us, messmates. This is the warm soft country, and it can be all ours if yer willin" to follow me. Well, what d"yer say?"
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There was an immediate roar of approval. Many claws reached out to pat the searat Captain"s back.
"We"re with you, Skipper!"
"Aye, Graypatch always led us right!"
"You give the word, Cap"n, an" we"ll follow yer to h.e.l.lgates an" back!"
Graypatch tapped his swordpoint at the drawing he had been working on. "Right then, buckos, here"s me plan. This here"s the Abbey. Now what we"ll do is this: there"s nigh on a hundred of us, closer to a hundred an" twenty countin" the oarslaves. Bigfang, here"s yer chance, mate. Rush "em an" burn the gates you said, as I recall. Well, that"s exactly what you"re goin" to do. Take Frink, Fishgill, "ere, and five others. Keep the oarslaves so you"ll look more like an army. Try burnin" those big Abbey gates down any way you can. Now then, I"ll be in front on the flatland t"other side of the ditch with Ranzo, Dripnose an" a score or so others. We"ll make a great show of firin" arrows an" slingin" stones; that way the attack will look like it"s comin" from the front, but it won"t. Kybo, you take the rest round the east side and sneak through the woodlands- they"re good "n" thick there. Use ropes an" grapnels, just as if you were takin" a tall fat merchant ship. Ropes an" grapnels, lads, that"s the key. Nice an" quiet like, slide over those walls. There"s a little wallgate I"ve noticed on the north side. Get that open an" we"ll be with yer in a trice. Bigfang should have the gates well ablaze by then. Do as I say an" we"ll be takin" supper in Redwall Abbey tonight!"
Everyone cheered aloud, with the exception of Bigfang. Somehow he felt as if he had been tricked by Graypatch, though being in disgrace and having the whole crew against him left him in no position to complain.
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Hot summer vegetable soup was being served with large flat oatcakes, there was fourseason plumcake and 208.
elderberry cup to follow. The sentries on the Abbey walls took theirs as they watched the surrounding countryside for signs of movement. The food was being served in the orchard. Sister Sage and Mother Mellus dished it out to the little ones, and each carried their portion to a corner of the orchard where the Abbot, a.s.sisted by Simeon and Foremole, stood ready to give them a lecture- Seated in a group beneath a gnarled apple tree, the Dibbuns began eating. Abbot Bernard cast a kindly eye over them, shook back his habit sleeves and began.
"Righto, my little friends. Carry on eating while I talk to you. Er, Grubb, stop dipping your oatcake into Baby Turgle"s soup and listen to me, please."
Grubb did as he was told but immediately started complaining. "Yurr zurr Habbit, "ee squirrel Turgle"s a-drinken moi drink!"
The infant squirrel grinned over the top of Grubb"s beaker and sucked noisily at his stolen elderberry cup. The Abbot turned his eyes skyward as if looking for patience. Foremole went among the Dibbuns and took charge of the situation.
"Gurr, you liddle terror, give "ee drink back ter Grubb, an" yew, maister Grubb, touch yon Turgle"s soup agin an" oi"ll bite "ee tail offen."
The Abbot took a deep breath and continued. "Now, as you may know, there are some very naughty creatures who"ve been hanging about outside our Abbey, but there"s no need for you to worry or be frightened- we"ll take care of them. Meanwhile, I want all you Dibbuns to be very good little creatures. Do what you are told by those who look after you, Mother Mellus, Sister Sage, Sister Serena, Simeon, Brother Saxtus, myself ..."
"An" Bruvver Hoobit, too?"
"Yes, and Brother Hubert too."
"An" Foremole as well, Habbit?"
"Yes yes, Foremole as well."
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"An" Muvver Mell"s too?"
"Yes, I"ve already said Mother Mellus. Now listen to me please ..."
"An" the fishes inna pond?"
"Now don"t be silly, I said listen to wha -"
"An" a big red strawberry too?"
"Big red strawberry? What big red strawberry? Oh dear, Simeon, help me, please!"
The blind herbalist spread his paws wide and cried out, "The Grockledeeboo eats noisy Dibbuns!"
Immediately a silence fell; the little ones sat wide-eyed in fright. Simeon took the opportunity to finish the lecture.
"But we"ll chase the Grockledeeboo away if you"re all very good, so listen to me. You must obey all the grown-up creatures-do as they say. If you are sent indoors, go straight in. Do not try to leave the Abbey; we don"t want you going outside. Stay out of the way, eat all your food, keep yourselves clean and go to bed on time. Most important of all, stay away from the walltops. If there is fighting, you could be hurt, and we couldn"t have that now, could we?"
"No, sir, Simeon, sir!" the chanted chorus came back at Simeon.
"Hurr, liddle goodbeasts, you"m eaten up all "ee vit-tles naow an" run along ter play."