"Never mind. Tell you what-if you get me some cider from Gabriel Quill to bake my horse chestnuts in, I"ll let you try one each."
The pair dashed off happily to the wine cellars. Mellus chuckled as she helped herself to a pawful of apple, cheese and nut salad that Sister Sage was chopping.
"Poor old Dandin and Saxtus. That young Treerose is enough to turn any novice"s head and set him on his tail. She does it all the time."
Sister Sage topped the salad off with crushed mint dressing. "Yes, I can remember a young mouse being like that about me when I was a snip of a mousemaid. Brother Hubert, would you believe."
Mellus chuckled deeply. "What? You mean old dusty drawers Hubert? Surely not!"
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time. We studied together under Sister Verity. She was a stern old stickler; "Hubert/ she"d say, "stop staring like a hungry owl at Sage and get on with your work." " Sister Sage patted her rotund little waist. "That was when I fell out of love with Hubert and into love with food. Ah well, that"s the salad. What"s next? Pears in custard with wild cherries. Mmmm, my favorite!"
In the wine cellars, Dandin and Saxtus followed Gabe Quill. His nephew Durry carried the lantern for them as Gabe pointed out some of his specialties.
"See that liddle keg yonder-aye, that un. Well, that"s the best wild plum brandy ever fermented in these cellars. They do say it was made by big Brown-spike O"Quill, my ancestor. Marvelous stuff it is, one tot of that"d cure a drownin" fish. That"s why Sister Sage or Simeon are the only beasts who use it-medicinal purposes. That big tun barrel at the back now, that"s dandelion beer. Very good of a cold winter"s night with toasted cheese. This one here, haha, you must try this rascal. Funniest drink I ever did make. It was meant to be b.u.t.tercup "n" honey cordial, but I made it too sweet, so I takes a herb here an" a plant there an" chucks "em in to bitter it a touch. Mercy me! It didn"t go any less sweet, no sir, it started a-fizzin" an" bubblin". Little uns do love it dearly. Here, try some."
Dandin, Saxtus and Durry stood wide-eyed as Gabe Quill tapped the barrel and drew three small beakers off. The bright yellow cordial popped, fizzed and gurgled as if it were alive. Drinking it proved almost impossible. Gabe Quill stood by, quaking with mirth as the three young ones tried.
"Whan! Ooh, it"s gone right up my nose!" "Heeheehee! It tickles all the way down!" "Woogolly! It"s like having a tummyful of mad b.u.t.terflies!"
Gabe took a jug over to his cider barrels. "D"you want a drinkin" cider or a cookin" cider?"
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"Oh, a cooking one, I s"pose. Whoops, heehee! Er, sorry. It"s for Mother Mellus. She"s baking horse, teehee, chestnuts, whoo! For the Jubilee, phwaw! That stuff could tickle you to death, Mr. Quill. Hahaha!"
"Well, it"s certainly got you young uns all of a-wiggle. You"d never make it upstairs carryin" a jug o" cider. Siddown now an" sip some of this cold motherwort tea.
That"ll calm you a bit."
Above stairs in the kitchens, Friar Alder was at his wits" end. The Foremole and his team had decided to make the biggest raspberry cream pudding ever seen in Mossflower country. Alder threw his hat down and danced upon it.
"Flour, raspberries, honey and cream everywhere. I can"t stand it!"
Foremole ignored him, but a fat mole named Buxton waved a rea.s.suring paw at the hara.s.sed Alder. "Burr, doant you a-froight yerself, maister. Us"ns knows wot we"re about."
A young mole named Danty, white with flour from tail to tip, climbed into one of the huge copper stock-pots.
"Hurr aye, doant "ee fret thoi whiskers, zurr Alder. Yurr, Burgo, tipple some o" they rabserries in yurr, an" moind that garleck doant go near "em."
Burgo turned indignantly to Foremole, who blanched at the smell of the wild garlic Burgo always carried. His voice sounded squeaky through the peg he wore at the tip of his snout. "Yurr, wot"s Danty rubblin" on about? Oi doant loik the smell o" garleck noither. "At"s whoi oi allus pegs me nose up toight. Oh lookit, liddle Grubb"s fell in "ee honey."
Foremole fished Baby Grubb out of the panful of warm honey. "Gurr you"m toiny racsal, wot do "ee want ter fallen in honey furr?"
Grubb waved a sticky carefree paw. "Hurr, better fallen in honey than mud, oi allus says. Baint nothen wrong wi" honey. Bees makes et."
Foremole wrinkled his b.u.t.ton nose, nodding in agreement. "Ho urr, the choild be roight, he"m be growen up wisely clever. Stan" o"er thurr an" lick thoi-self off, liddle Grubb. Buxton, Drubber, see wot you"m c"n do for zurr Alder-he"m fainted roight away. Doant leave "im alyin" thurr in yon rabserry pudden mixture."
From the kitchen doors Abbot Bernard stood watching the proceedings, with Simeon chuckling beside him.
"My my, those moles are certainly teaching Friar Alder a thing or two, Bernard. His kitchen will never be the same again."
"Indeed, Simeon. Excuse me a moment, will you? Brother Ash, would you help those little mice to roll that great cheese they"re trying to move? If it falls on one of them he"ll be flattened. Oh, Treerose, I don"t wish to interfere, but is that a woodland summercream pudding I can smell beginning to burn in the ovens?"
Treerose had been bustling about, efficiently attending to several things at once. However, she had forgotten the woodland summercream pudding she had put in the oven some time before. Panic-faced, she dashed off to attend to it.
Simeon nodded in admiration. "Your sense of smell is getting better, Bernard."
"Thank you, Simeon, but I had a double motive. Treerose is very pretty but far too efficient and snippy. It will teach her that even the best of us can make mistakes. Also, I would hate a woodland summercream pudding to be burnt in the ovens, especially hers. To tell the truth-and I wouldn"t tell her-Treerose does make the best woodland summercream I"ve ever tasted."
Treerose arrived at the ovens, grabbed up a cloth and swung the door wide.
"My pudding. . . . It"s gone!"
"I smelled the crust edges just begin to scorch so I pulled it out for you."
She turned to see Rufe Brush standing by her pudding, which was set on the big flat cooling slate. Rufe was a rough-looking squirrel, not given overmuch to hanging about kitchens or joining the growing band of Treerose"s admirers. He sniffed at the pudding before sauntering off. "Looks all right to me."
Treerose watched him go. What a fine bushy tail, well-pointed ears and powerful shoulders . . .
Mother Mellus banged a ladle upon a saucepan. "Come on, all you Dibbuns. Bedtime now."
Abbot Bernard yawned. "I think I"ll join the Dibbuns, Simeon."
"Me too, Bernard. It"s been a long day and we"re getting no younger, my friend. I"ll just take a stroll first and check that all the outer gates are secured." Simeon the blind herbalist placed a paw on his friend"s shoulder.
"Right, I"ll come with you."
"No you won"t. I can sense your weariness. Besides, what could you see in the dark that i could not feel ten times better? Day and night are alike to me."
"You are right, of course. Good night, Simeon."
"Good night, Bernard. Sleep well."
The Abbot went off to his room, knowing that shortly the kitchen fires would be damped for the night, the cooks would retire and peace would settle over his beloved Redwall Abbey.
As Gabool predicted, the ship Greenfang had crossed bows with Darkqueen, the huge black galley commanded by Saltar. Upon hearing of the death of his brother Bludrigg, the corsair Captain put about, piling on sail and oars as he set course for Terramort Isle. The whips cracked belowdecks as drivers flogged the galley slaves on to greater efforts. The searat atop of the mizzenmast scoured the waves for sight of land; below his claws 43.
the wide sails bellied out on the night breeze. Saltar stood in the bows putting a fine edge to his curved sword on an oilstone. Bleak-eyed and grim-faced, the searat muttered beneath his breath.
"I"ll send you down where the fish will eat your flesh and the sea water rot your bones, Gabool the Wild. There was never any love lost between me and Blud-rigg, but he was my brother, and blood must be repaid with blood."
"Terramort rocks sighted off the starb"d bow, Cap"n," the lookout called down. "We can drop anchor in the cove afore dawn with this wind behind us."
Saltar sheathed his sword and began polishing the needletip of his cruel gaff hook, scowling at the dark lump on the horizon which marked the black forbidding rocks of Gabool"s pirate kingdom.
"Ledder, douse all lights. When we"re close enough to harbor, furl in all sails. Tell the crew to arm up and stand ready. There"s killin" to be done tomorrow."
Saltar"s first mate Ledder went aft to carry out his orders.
With the hook swinging from a neck cord and his sword at his side, Saltar stood leaning on the forward rail. He had never lost a fight or left an enemy alive. Gabool the Wild might rule Terramort and Fort Blade-girt, but Saltar had heard, as had every other salty searat, the story of how he was nearly bested by a mousemaid.
The corsair spat viciously over the side at the curving bow wave. "Lord of all Seas, King of Searats! Huh! You"ll find out tomorrow, Gabool. You"ll learn that Saltar the Corsair is no mousemaid!"
In the banqueting hall of Fort Bladegirt, Gabool stood giving instructions to three fortslaves, dormice who had been captured in a land raid.
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bare paws on the metal-you"ll have pawmarks all over me bell. Of course, you know what that means, don"t you?"
Doing his best to stand still and not to touch the bell, the ragged slave called over his shoulder, "Yes, Master. Pawmarks all over the bell mean whipmarks all over our backs."
Gabool slouched down on his throne. He picked idly at a dish of fruits crystallized in sugared honey and poured a goblet of wine.
"That"s right, three lashes each for every pawmark. If I were you, I"d rip me shirt up and wrap it round me paws-save yerself a lot of whipping."
The three slaves hurried to comply with the suggestion, tearing up the pitiful remnants of tattered shirts and bandaging their paws with the strips.
A thin gray rat with a patch over one eye came running. "Lord, the Darkqueerirs sails have been sighted."
"Where away?"
"To the north. She should drop anchor here by dawn."
Gabool stroked his beard thoughtfully. "Good, are the troops standin" ready, mate?"
"Aye, Lord. Five score to board the Darkqueen and sail her off once Saltar and his crew step ash.o.r.e, fifty archers halfway up the cliff and a hundred more fully armed with pikes and spears to form his reception committee, just as you ordered."
"You"ve done well, Graypatch. Have a cup o" wine and some of these sweetmeats with me. Dawn will soon be here."
Graypatch pulled out a mean-looking dagger and tested its edge. "Last dawn Saltar"ll ever see, eh, Lord."
"Aye, he can go and visit his brother Bludrigg at h.e.l.lgates, and you, me old shipmate, you can wear a velvet patch when you"re Captain of the Darkqueen. Hey, you! Polish harder, put your skinny back into it."
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"Yes, Master." The unfortunate slave polished harder.
Gabool laughed. "Maybe you"re hungry. D"you like eating fish?"
"Yes, master. I like eating fish."
Gabool winked at Graypatch as he called back to the dormouse slave. "Well, if you don"t rub harder, the fish"ll like eating you. Hahaha!"
The thin bodies of the slaves shook and quivered with effort as they rubbed and polished at the great bell with all their might. Gabool"s jokes were not to be taken lightly.
Gabool and Graypatch took their wine and sweetmeats over to the window, where they could watch the Darkqueen sail in upon the tide.
Graypatch watched the savage Searat Ruler and reflected as he sipped his wine that Gabool was becoming more difficult to tread around. They had been ship-rats together since their young days, Gabool commanding, Graypatch obeying-that was the way it had always been. However, for some time now Graypatch had been looking more to his own ends. When a Searat King began murdering his Captains on the slightest pretext, times were becoming perilous; now the patch-eyed rat was sure of it. Gabool was drunk with his own power and had become dangerous; anybeast could be slain at his whim. But not Graypatch. Offers of Captaincy and velvet patches did not impress him-such offers could easily turn into a blade between the ribs if Gabool saw fit. In his fertile brain Graypatch began forming his own plans as he laughed and joked with his unpredictable companion, while all the time the Darkqueen rode the waves to Terramort.
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Dawn broke mistily over the dunes, promising another hot summer day. The mousemaid Storm awoke to find herself surrounded by toads. During the night the well she had dug had filled up with water, and all around Storm the toads were closing in on her and the precious water. She closed her eyes again, feigning sleep. Her paw grasped Gullwhacker, the knotted rope, as she watched them through partially closed eyes. It was a dangerous situation; many of the toads were armed with tridents. She waited until a large male natterjack was practically standing over her before springing into action.
Whop!
Gullwhacker came down with such a resounding force upon the toad"s head that he was laid out senseless. Storm whirled the rope, shouting aloud. "Back off, slimyskins, or I"ll whack you into the middle of next season!"
A huge overweight speckled toad hopped heavily forward, flanked by two tough-looking young ones armed with the fearsome three-pointed tridents. The fat one blinked several times, his throat bulging and quivering.
"Grroikl! This is our land, this is our water. Grrokk!
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You are not allowed to stop here. Go now or die, Oyka-mon has spoken. Rrrebb!"
Storm was not about to go and she did not mince her words. "You can speak all you want, fatface. This is my land and my water, this little bit right here. I am called Storm Gullwhacker. I come from the sea and I"m going nowhere. But I"ll fight to stay here!"
Oykamon puffed himself up to full swell. "Grriokk! You are very insolent for a mouse. Krrrr! We are too many for you. If you fight you will die here. Grakk!"
Storm sprang forward with a yell, swinging her rope. The toads backed off slightly. She laughed scornfully.
"Right then, I"ll die here, but I"ll take a few of you with me. Well, come on, froggies. Who"s first? Or are you going to sit there clicking and grocking until I die of old age!"
At a signal from Oykamon the toads advanced. Storm dipped the knotted end of Gullwhacker into the well water to make it heavier. Two toads sprang at her. Recklessly she jumped upon one, knocking the wind completely out of him as she scored a bull"s-eye on his companion"s snout with her weapon. Two more rushed from behind her. Storm thwacked at them wildly. As she did, one young toad ran in on her blind side and stabbed her footpaw with his trident. Maddened with pain, she hurled herself upon him, throttling with one paw and belaboring with the rope in the other. Now toads began hopping in on top of her, their weight carrying her to the ground, although she fought ferociously every bit of the way. Suddenly a cry rang from the dunetops.
"Eeeeuuulaliaaa!"
There was a croak of alarm from the attackers, followed by the pounding of swift paws. In the next moment toads were flying through the air like birds as three hares attacked with lance b.u.t.ts. Teeth bared and eyes wide, the three tall creatures moved with the practiced ease of natural fighters, their long ears streaming 48.
out behind them as they skillfully kicked with big supple hindlegs, each a sandy-colored seasoned warrior, brooking no nonsense from their flabby adversaries. Thudding, thwacking and tossing with immense energy, they drove the toads from Storm. Belaboring and punishing without once using their lance points, the hares defeated the toad band swiftly. Storm sat up nursing her wounded paw as the oldest of the hare trio strode lankily to the well.
"Good egg! I say, young "un, is this your water? May I?"
Storm nodded dumbly. The hare drank his fill, spitting out the grit.
He pulled a wry face, and made a leggy old-fashioned bow. "Pshaw! Tastes pretty yucky, don"t it. Allow me to introduce us. I am Colonel Clary, family name"s Meadowclary, of course, but you can call me Clary, everybeast does. This young wag over here is none other than the celebrated Brigadier Thyme, and the young gel is our ward the Honorable Rosemary, Hon Rosie to you. Capital! Now, pray tell me whom I have the honor of addressing, marm, though you"re a bit young to be a marm, aren"t you."
Storm stood up, favoring her uninjured footpaw. She threw the rope across her shoulders, squinting at the odd trio.
"My name"s Storm Gullwhacker. This is my Gullwhacker-d"you like it?"
"Hmph!" Brigadier Thyme snorted through his stiffly waxed whiskers. "Adequate for the purpose, I suppose, but there"s nothing like a lance b.u.t.t for dealing with toads, young mouse-you take it from me."
The toads had begun to regroup indignantly. Oykamon repuffed himself.