"Where my heart"s fixed," said Tribbledale, who was just becoming warm with the brandy-and-water, "there ain"t no hope for this year, nor yet for the one after." Whereupon Crocker remarked that "care killed a cat."
"You just put on your coat and hat, and take me across to my lodgings. See if I don"t give you a chance," said Mrs. Duffer, who was also becoming somewhat merry under the influences of the moment.
But she knew that it was her duty to do something for her young hostess, and, true woman as she was, thought that this was the best way of doing it. Tribbledale did as he was bid, though he was obliged thus to leave his lady-love and her new admirer together. "Do you really mean it?" said Clara, when she and Crocker were alone.
"Of course I do,--honest," said Crocker.
"Then you may," said Clara, turning her face to him.
CHAPTER VIII.
NEW YEAR"S DAY.
Crocker had by no means as yet got through his evening. Having dined with his friends in the City, and "drank tea" with the lady of his love, he was disposed to proceed, if not to pleasanter delights, at any rate to those which might be more hilarious. Every Londoner, from Holloway up to Gower Street, in which he lived, would be seeing the New Year in,--and beyond Gower Street down in Holborn, and from thence all across to the Strand, especially in the neighbourhood of Covent Garden and the theatres, there would be a whole world of happy revellers engaged in the same way. On such a night as this there could certainly be no need of going to bed soon after twelve for such a one as Samuel Crocker. In Paradise Row he again encountered Tribbledale, and suggested to that young man that they should first have a gla.s.s of something at the "d.u.c.h.ess" and then proceed to more exalted realms in a hansom. "I did think of walking there this fine starlight night," said Tribbledale, mindful of the small stipend at which his services were at present valued by Pogson and Littlebird.
But Crocker soon got the better of all this. "I"ll stand Sammy for this occasion," said he. "The New Year comes in only once in twelve months." Then Tribbledale went into "The d.u.c.h.ess," and after that was as indifferent, while his money lasted him, as was Crocker himself.
"I"ve loved that girl for three years," said Tribbledale, as soon as they had left "The d.u.c.h.ess" and were again in the open air.
It was a beautiful night, and Crocker thought that they might as well walk a little way. It was pleasant under the bright stars to hear of the love adventures of his new friend, especially as he himself was now the happy hero. "For three years?" he asked.
"Indeed I have, Crocker." That gla.s.s of hot whiskey-and-water, though it enhanced the melancholy tenderness of the young man, robbed him of his bashfulness, and loosened the strings of his tongue. "For three years! And there was a time when she worshipped the very stool on which I sat at the office. I don"t like to boast."
"You have to be short, sharp, and decisive if you mean to get a girl like that to travel with you."
"I should have taken the ball at the hop, Crocker; that"s what I ought to have done. But I see it all now. She"s as fickle as she is fair;--fickler, perhaps, if anything."
"Come, Tribbledale; I ain"t going to let you abuse her, you know."
"I don"t want to abuse her. G.o.d knows I love her too well in spite of all. It"s your turn now. I can see that. There"s a great many of them have had their turns."
"Were there now?" asked Crocker anxiously.
"There was Pollocky;--him at the Highbury Gas Works. He came after me. It was because of him she dropped me."
"Was that going on for a marriage?"
"Right ahead, I used to think. Pollocky is a widower with five children."
"Oh Lord!"
"But he"s the head of all the gas, and has four hundred a year.
It wasn"t love as carried her on with him. I could see that. She wouldn"t go and meet him anywhere about the City, as she did me. I suppose Pollocky is fifty, if he"s a day."
"And she dropped him also?"
"Or else it was he." On receipt of this information Crocker whistled.
"It was something about money," continued Tribbledale. "The old woman wouldn"t part."
"There is money I suppose?"
"The old woman has a lot."
"And isn"t the niece to have it?" asked Crocker.
"No doubt she will; because there never was a pair more loving. But the old lady will keep it herself as long as she is here." Then there entered an idea into Crocker"s head that if he could manage to make Clara his own, he might have power enough to manage the aunt as well as the niece. They had a little more whiskey-and-water at the Angel at Islington before they got into the cab which was to take them down to the Paphian Music-Hall, and after that Tribbledale pa.s.sed from the realm of partial fact to that of perfect poetry. "He would never," he said, "abandon Clara Demijohn, though he should live to an age beyond that of any known patriarch. He quite knew all that there was against him. Crocker he thought might probably prevail. He rather hoped that Crocker might prevail;--for why should not so good a fellow be made happy, seeing how utterly impossible it was that he, Daniel Tribbledale, should ever reach that perfect bliss in dreaming of which he pa.s.sed his miserable existence. But as to one thing he had quite made up his mind. The day that saw Clara Demijohn a bride would most undoubtedly be the last of his existence."
"Oh, no, damme; you won"t," said Crocker turning round upon him in the cab.
"I shall!" said Tribbledale with emphasis. "And I"ve made up my mind how to do it too. They"ve caged up the Monument, and you"re so looked after on the Duke of York"s, that there isn"t a chance. But there"s nothing to prevent you from taking a header at the Whispering Gallery of Saint Paul"s. You"d be more talked of that way, and the vergers would be sure to show the stains made on the stones below. "It was here young Tribbledale fell,--a clerk at Pogson and Littlebird"s, who dashed out his brains for love on the very day as Clara Demijohn got herself married." I"m of that disposition, Crocker, as I"d do anything for love;--anything." Crocker was obliged to reply that he trusted he might never be the cause of such a fatal attempt at glory; but he went on to explain that in the pursuit of love a man could not in any degree give way to friendship. Even though numberless lovers might fall from the Whispering Gallery in a confused heap of mangled bodies, he must still tread the path which was open to him. These were his principles, and he could not abandon them even for the sake of Tribbledale. "Nor would I have you," shouted Tribbledale, leaning out over the door of the cab. "I would not delay you not for a day, not for an hour. Were to-morrow to be your bridal morning it would find me prepared. My only request to you is that a boy might be called Daniel after me. You might tell her it was an uncle or grandfather. She would never think that in her own child was perpetuated a monument of poor Daniel Tribbledale." Crocker, as he jumped out of the cab with a light step in front of the Paphian Hall, promised that in this particular he would attend to the wishes of his friend.
The performances at the Paphian Hall on that festive occasion need not be described here with accuracy. The New Year had been seen well in with music, dancing, and wine. The seeing of it in was continued yet for an hour, till an indulgent policeman was forced to interfere.
It is believed that on the final ejection of our two friends, the forlorn lover, kept steady, no doubt, by the weight of his woe, did find his way home to his own lodgings. The exultant Crocker was less fortunate, and pa.s.sed his night without the accommodation of sheets and blankets somewhere in the neighbourhood of Bow Street. The fact is important to us, as it threatened to have considerable effect upon our friend"s position at his office. Having been locked up in a cell during the night, and kept in durance till he was brought on the following morning before a magistrate, he could not well be in his room at ten o"clock. Indeed when he did escape from the hands of the Philistines, at about two in the day, sick, unwashed and unfed, he thought it better to remain away altogether for that day. The great sin of total absence would be better than making an appearance before Mr. Jerningham in his present tell-tale condition. He well knew his own strength and his own weakness. All power of repartee would be gone from him for the day. Mr. Jerningham would domineer over him, and aeolus, should the violent G.o.d be pleased to send for him, would at once annihilate him. So he sneaked home to Gower Street, took a hair of the dog that bit him, and then got the old woman who looked after him to make him some tea and to fry a bit of bacon for him.
In this ignominious way he pa.s.sed New Year"s Day,--at least so much of it as was left to him after the occurrences which have been described.
But on the next morning the great weight of his troubles fell upon him heavily. In his very heart of hearts he was afraid of aeolus. In spite of his "brummagem" courage the wrath of the violent G.o.d was tremendous to him. He knew what it was to stand with his hand on the lock of the door and tremble before he dared to enter the room. There was something in the frown of the G.o.d which was terrible to him.
There was something worse in the G.o.d"s smile. He remembered how he had once been unable to move himself out of the room when the G.o.d had told him that he need not remain at the office, but might go home and amuse himself just as he pleased. Nothing crushes a young man so much as an a.s.surance that his presence can be dispensed with without loss to any one. Though Crocker had often felt the mercies of aeolus, and had told himself again and again that the G.o.d never did in truth lift up his hand for final irrevocable punishment, still he trembled as he antic.i.p.ated the dread encounter.
When the morning came, and while he was yet in his bed, he struggled to bethink himself of some strategy by which he might evade the evil hour. Could he have been sent for suddenly into c.u.mberland? But in this case he would of course have telegraphed to the Post Office on the preceding day. Could he have been taken ill with a fit,--so as to make his absence absolutely necessary, say for an entire week?
He well knew that they had a doctor at the Post Office, a crafty, far-seeing, obdurate man, who would be with him at once and would show him no mercy. He had tried these schemes all round, and had found that there were none left with which aeolus was not better acquainted than was he himself. There was nothing for it but to go and bear the brunt.
Exactly at ten o"clock he entered the room, hung his hat up on the accustomed peg, and took his seat on the accustomed chair before any one spoke a word to him. Roden on the opposite seat took no notice of him. "Bedad, he"s here anyhow this morning," whispered Geraghty to Bobbin, very audibly. "Mr. Crocker," said Mr. Jerningham, "you were absent throughout the entire day yesterday. Have you any account to give of yourself?" There was certainly falsehood implied in this question, as Mr. Jerningham knew very well what had become of Crocker. Crocker"s misadventure at the police office had found its way into the newspapers, and had been discussed by aeolus with Mr.
Jerningham. I am afraid that Mr. Jerningham must have intended to tempt the culprit into some false excuse.
"I was horribly ill," said Crocker, without stopping the pen with which he was making entries in the big book before him. This no doubt was true, and so far the trap had been avoided.
"What made you ill, Mr. Crocker?"
"Headache."
"It seems to me, Mr. Crocker, you"re more subject to such attacks as these than any young man in the office."
"I always was as a baby," said Crocker, resuming something of his courage. Could it be possible that aeolus should not have heard of the day"s absence?
"There is ill-health of so aggravated a nature," said Mr. Jerningham, "as to make the sufferer altogether unfit for the Civil Service."
"I"m happy to say I"m growing out of them gradually," said Crocker.
Then Geraghty got up from his chair and whispered the whole truth into the sufferer"s ears. "It was all in the _Pall Mall_ yesterday, and aeolus knew it before he went away." A sick qualm came upon the poor fellow as though it were a repet.i.tion of yesterday"s sufferings.
But still it was necessary that he should say something. "New Year"s Day comes only once a year, I suppose."
"It was only a few weeks since that you remained a day behind your time when you were on leave. But Sir Boreas has taken the matter up, and I have nothing to say to it. No doubt Sir Boreas will send for you." Sir Boreas Bodkin was that great Civil servant in the General Post Office whom men were wont to call aeolus.
It was a wretched morning for poor Crocker. He was not sent for till one o"clock, just at the moment when he was going to eat his lunch!
That horrid sickness, the combined result of the dinner in the City, of Mrs. Demijohn"s brandy, and of the many whiskies which followed, still clung to him. The mutton-chop and porter which he had promised himself would have relieved him; but now he was obliged to appear before the G.o.d in all his weakness. Without a word he followed a messenger who had summoned him, with his tail only too visibly between his legs. aeolus was writing a note when he was ushered into the room, and did not condescend to arrest himself in the progress merely because Crocker was present. aeolus well knew the effect on a sinner of having to stand silent and all alone in the presence of an offended deity.
"So, Mr. Crocker," said aeolus at last, looking up from his completed work; "no doubt you saw the Old Year out on Wednesday night." The jokes of the G.o.d were infinitely worse to bear than his most furious blasts. "Like some other great men," continued aeolus, "you have contrived to have your festivities chronicled in the newspapers."
Crocker found it impossible to utter a word. "You have probably seen the _Pall Mall_ of yesterday, and the _Standard_ of this morning?"