"Then I rise to inquire if this is a secret organization."
"You bet it is!" cried King, jumping up. "The very secretest ever! If any one lets out the secrets of these secret meetings, he shall be excommunicated in both feet!"
"A just penalty!" said Tom, gravely.
"Is all well, O fair Queen? Do you agree?"
"Yes, I agree," said the Queen, smiling. "But I want to know what these secrets are to be about."
"That"s future business," declared King. "Just now we have to elect officers, and all that."
"All right," said Marjorie, "but you must be more courtly about it. Say it more,--you know how I mean."
"As thus," spoke up the lady-in-waiting, dropping on one knee before the Queen.
"What is the gracious will of your Royal Highness in the matter of secretary and treasurer, O Queen!"
"Yes, that"s better. Well, my court, to tell you the truth, I don"t think that we need a secretary and such things, because it isn"t a regular club. Let us content ourselves with our present n.o.ble offices.
Grand Sandjandrum, what are the duties of thy high office?"
"No duties, but all pleasures, when serving thee, O n.o.ble and gracious Queen!"
"That"s fine," said Midget, clapping her hands. "Hither, Sir Sand Piper!
What are thy duties at, court?"
"Your Majesty," said King, bowing low, "it is my humble part to play the pipes, or to lay the pipes, as the case may be. I do not smoke pipes, but, if it be thy gracious wish, I can blow fair soap bubbles from them."
"Sand Piper, I see you know your business," said the Queen. "Ha! Sand Crab, what dost thou do each day?"
"Just scramble around in the sand," replied Harry, and suiting the action to the word, he gave such a funny scrambling performance that they all applauded.
"Right well done, n.o.ble Sand Crab," commented the smiling Queen. "And thou, O Sandow?"
"I do all the strong-arm work required in the palace," said d.i.c.k, doubling up his little fist, and trying to make it look large and powerful.
"Now, thee, my fair lady-in-waiting, what dost thou do in this, my court?"
Hester shook back her mop of red curls, and her eyes danced as she answered, gaily:
"I am the Court Sand Witch! I cut up tricks of all sorts, as doth become a witch. Aye, many a time will I cause enchantments to fall upon thee, one and all! I am a magic witch, and I can cast spells!"
Hester waved her arms about, and swayed from side to side, her eyes fixed in a gla.s.sy stare, and her red curls bobbing.
"Good gracious!" cried Marjorie. "You"re like a witch I saw on the stage once in a fairy pantomime. Say, Hester, let"s have a pantomime entertainment some day."
"All right. My mother"ll help us. She"s always getting up private theatricals and things like that. She says I inherit her dramatic talent."
"All right," said Tom, warningly; "but don"t you turn your dramatic talent toward tearing down our palace again."
"Of course I won"t, now I"m a member."
"Of course she won"t," agreed Marjorie. "Now, my courtiers, and lady-in-waiting, there"s another subject to come before your royal attention. We must have a Court Journal."
"What"s that?" inquired Harry.
"Why, a sort of a paper, you know, with all the court news in it."
"There isn"t any."
"But there will be. We"re not fairly started yet. Now who"ll write this paper?"
"All of us," suggested Tom.
"Yes; but there must be one at the head of it,--sort of editor, you know."
"Guess it better be King," said Tom, thoughtfully. "He knows the most about writing things."
"All right," agreed King. "I"ll edit the paper, only you must all contribute. We"ll have it once a week, and everybody must send me some contribution, if it"s only a little poem or something."
"I can"t write poems," said Harry, earnestly, "but I can gather up news,--and like that."
"Yes," said Marjorie, "that"s what I mean. But it must be news about us court people, or maybe our families."
"Can"t we make it up?" asked Hester.
"Yes, I s"pose so, if you make it real court like and grand sounding."
"What shall we call our paper?" asked King.
"Oh, just the _Court Journal_," replied Midget.
"I don"t think so," objected Hester. "I think it ought to have a name like _The Sand Club_."
"_The Jolly Sandboy_," exclaimed Tom. "How"s that?"
"But two of us are girls!" said Marjorie.
"That doesn"t matter, it"s just the name of the paper, you know. And it sounds so gay and jolly."
"I like it," declared King, and so they all agreed to the name.
"Now, my courtiers and n.o.ble friends," said their Queen, "it"s time we all scooted home to luncheon. My queen-dowager mother likes me to be on time for meals. Also, my majesty and my royal sand piper can"t come back to play this afternoon. But shall this court meet to-morrow morning?"
"You bet, your Majesty!" exclaimed Tom, with fervor.
"That isn"t very courtly language, my Grand Sandjandrum."
"I humbly beg your Majesty"s pardon, and I prostrate myself in humble humility!" And Tom sprawled on his face at Marjorie"s feet.