"I am glad to hear it. Let them know I asked about them, Jane. Is Mr Chuzzlewit in the way, Jane?"
"Yes, sir. He"s in the parlour, reading."
"He"s in the parlour, reading, is he, Jane?" said Mr Pecksniff. "Very well. Then I think I"ll go and see him, Jane."
Never had Mr Pecksniff been beheld in a more pleasant humour!
But when he walked into the parlour where the old man was engaged as Jane had said; with pen and ink and paper on a table close at hand (for Mr Pecksniff was always very particular to have him well supplied with writing materials), he became less cheerful. He was not angry, he was not vindictive, he was not cross, he was not moody, but he was grieved; he was sorely grieved. As he sat down by the old man"s side, two tears--not tears like those with which recording angels blot their entries out, but drops so precious that they use them for their ink--stole down his meritorious cheeks.
"What is the matter?" asked old Martin. "Pecksniff, what ails you, man?"
"I am sorry to interrupt you, my dear sir, and I am still more sorry for the cause. My good, my worthy friend, I am deceived."
"You are deceived!"
"Ah!" cried Mr Pecksniff, in an agony, "deceived in the tenderest point. Cruelly deceived in that quarter, sir, in which I placed the most unbounded confidence. Deceived, Mr Chuzzlewit, by Thomas Pinch."
"Oh! bad, bad, bad!" said Martin, laying down his book. "Very bad! I hope not. Are you certain?"
"Certain, my good sir! My eyes and ears are witnesses. I wouldn"t have believed it otherwise. I wouldn"t have believed it, Mr Chuzzlewit, if a Fiery Serpent had proclaimed it from the top of Salisbury Cathedral. I would have said," cried Mr Pecksniff, "that the Serpent lied. Such was my faith in Thomas Pinch, that I would have cast the falsehood back into the Serpent"s teeth, and would have taken Thomas to my heart. But I am not a Serpent, sir, myself, I grieve to say, and no excuse or hope is left me."
Martin was greatly disturbed to see him so much agitated, and to hear such unexpected news. He begged him to compose himself, and asked upon what subject Mr Pinch"s treachery had been developed.
"That is almost the worst of all, sir," Mr Pecksniff answered, "on a subject nearly concerning YOU. Oh! is it not enough," said Mr Pecksniff, looking upward, "that these blows must fall on me, but must they also hit my friends!"
"You alarm me," cried the old man, changing colour. "I am not so strong as I was. You terrify me, Pecksniff!"
"Cheer up, my n.o.ble sir," said Mr Pecksniff, taking courage, "and we will do what is required of us. You shall know all, sir, and shall be righted. But first excuse me, sir, excuse me. I have a duty to discharge, which I owe to society."
He rang the bell, and Jane appeared. "Send Mr Pinch here, if you please, Jane."
Tom came. Constrained and altered in his manner, downcast and dejected, visibly confused; not liking to look Pecksniff in the face.
The honest man bestowed a glance on Mr Chuzzlewit, as who should say "You see!" and addressed himself to Tom in these terms:
"Mr Pinch, I have left the vestry-window unfastened. Will you do me the favour to go and secure it; then bring the keys of the sacred edifice to me!"
"The vestry-window, sir?" cried Tom.
"You understand me, Mr Pinch, I think," returned his patron. "Yes, Mr Pinch, the vestry-window. I grieve to say that sleeping in the church after a fatiguing ramble, I overheard just now some fragments," he emphasised that word, "of a dialogue between two parties; and one of them locking the church when he went out, I was obliged to leave it myself by the vestry-window. Do me the favour to secure that vestry-window, Mr Pinch, and then come back to me."
No physiognomist that ever dwelt on earth could have construed Tom"s face when he heard these words. Wonder was in it, and a mild look of reproach, but certainly no fear or guilt, although a host of strong emotions struggled to display themselves. He bowed, and without saying one word, good or bad, withdrew.
"Pecksniff," cried Martin, in a tremble, "what does all this mean? You are not going to do anything in haste, you may regret!"
"No, my good sir," said Mr Pecksniff, firmly, "No. But I have a duty to discharge which I owe to society; and it shall be discharged, my friend, at any cost!"
Oh, late-remembered, much-forgotten, mouthing, braggart duty, always owed, and seldom paid in any other coin than punishment and wrath, when will mankind begin to know thee! When will men acknowledge thee in thy neglected cradle, and thy stunted youth, and not begin their recognition in thy sinful manhood and thy desolate old age! Oh, ermined Judge whose duty to society is, now, to doom the ragged criminal to punishment and death, hadst thou never, Man, a duty to discharge in barring up the hundred open gates that wooed him to the felon"s dock, and throwing but ajar the portals to a decent life! Oh, prelate, prelate, whose duty to society it is to mourn in melancholy phrase the sad degeneracy of these bad times in which thy lot of honours has been cast, did nothing go before thy elevation to the lofty seat, from which thou dealest out thy homilies to other tarriers for dead men"s shoes, whose duty to society has not begun! Oh! magistrate, so rare a country gentleman and brave a squire, had you no duty to society, before the ricks were blazing and the mob were mad; or did it spring up, armed and booted from the earth, a corps of yeomanry full-grown!
Mr Pecksniff"s duty to society could not be paid till Tom came back. The interval which preceded the return of that young man, he occupied in a close conference with his friend; so that when Tom did arrive, he found the two quite ready to receive him. Mary was in her own room above, whither Mr Pecksniff, always considerate, had besought old Martin to entreat her to remain some half-hour longer, that her feelings might be spared.
When Tom came back, he found old Martin sitting by the window, and Mr Pecksniff in an imposing att.i.tude at the table. On one side of him was his pocket-handkerchief; and on the other a little heap (a very little heap) of gold and silver, and odd pence. Tom saw, at a glance, that it was his own salary for the current quarter.
"Have you fastened the vestry-window, Mr Pinch?" said Pecksniff.
"Yes, sir."
"Thank you. Put down the keys if you please, Mr Pinch."
Tom placed them on the table. He held the bunch by the key of the organ-loft (though it was one of the smallest), and looked hard at it as he laid it down. It had been an old, old friend of Tom"s; a kind companion to him, many and many a day.
"Mr Pinch," said Pecksniff, shaking his head; "oh, Mr Pinch! I wonder you can look me in the face!"
Tom did it though; and notwithstanding that he has been described as stooping generally, he stood as upright then as man could stand.
"Mr Pinch," said Pecksniff, taking up his handkerchief, as if he felt that he should want it soon, "I will not dwell upon the past. I will spare you, and I will spare myself, that pain at least."
Tom"s was not a very bright eye, but it was a very expressive one when he looked at Mr Pecksniff, and said:
"Thank you, sir. I am very glad you will not refer to the past."
"The present is enough," said Mr Pecksniff, dropping a penny, "and the sooner THAT is past, the better. Mr Pinch, I will not dismiss you without a word of explanation. Even such a course would be quite justifiable under the circ.u.mstances; but it might wear an appearance of hurry, and I will not do it; for I am," said Mr Pecksniff, knocking down another penny, "perfectly self-possessed. Therefore I will say to you, what I have already said to Mr Chuzzlewit."
Tom glanced at the old gentleman, who nodded now and then as approving of Mr Pecksniff"s sentences and sentiments, but interposed between them in no other way.
"From fragments of a conversation which I overheard in the church, just now, Mr Pinch," said Pecksniff, "between yourself and Miss Graham--I say fragments, because I was slumbering at a considerable distance from you, when I was roused by your voices--and from what I saw, I ascertained (I would have given a great deal not to have ascertained, Mr Pinch) that you, forgetful of all ties of duty and of honour, sir; regardless of the sacred laws of hospitality, to which you were pledged as an inmate of this house; have presumed to address Miss Graham with unreturned professions of attachment and proposals of love."
Tom looked at him steadily.
"Do you deny it, sir?" asked Mr Pecksniff, dropping one pound two and fourpence, and making a great business of picking it up again.
"No, sir," replied Tom. "I do not."
"You do not," said Mr Pecksniff, glancing at the old gentleman. "Oblige me by counting this money, Mr Pinch, and putting your name to this receipt. You do not?"
No, Tom did not. He scorned to deny it. He saw that Mr Pecksniff having overheard his own disgrace, cared not a jot for sinking lower yet in his contempt. He saw that he had devised this fiction as the readiest means of getting rid of him at once, but that it must end in that any way. He saw that Mr Pecksniff reckoned on his not denying it, because his doing so and explaining would incense the old man more than ever against Martin and against Mary; while Pecksniff himself would only have been mistaken in his "fragments." Deny it! No.
"You find the amount correct, do you, Mr Pinch?" said Pecksniff.
"Quite correct, sir," answered Tom.
"A person is waiting in the kitchen," said Mr Pecksniff, "to carry your luggage wherever you please. We part, Mr Pinch, at once, and are strangers from this time."
Something without a name; compa.s.sion, sorrow, old tenderness, mistaken grat.i.tude, habit; none of these, and yet all of them; smote upon Tom"s gentle heart at parting. There was no such soul as Pecksniff"s in that carcase; and yet, though his speaking out had not involved the compromise of one he loved, he couldn"t have denounced the very shape and figure of the man. Not even then.
"I will not say," cried Mr Pecksniff, shedding tears, "what a blow this is. I will not say how much it tries me; how it works upon my nature; how it grates upon my feelings. I do not care for that. I can endure as well as another man. But what I have to hope, and what you have to hope, Mr Pinch (otherwise a great responsibility rests upon you), is, that this deception may not alter my ideas of humanity; that it may not impair my freshness, or contract, if I may use the expression, my Pinions. I hope it will not; I don"t think it will. It may be a comfort to you, if not now, at some future time, to know that I shall endeavour not to think the worse of my fellow-creatures in general, for what has pa.s.sed between us. Farewell!"
Tom had meant to spare him one little puncturation with a lancet, which he had it in his power to administer, but he changed his mind on hearing this, and said: