Ruth begged her not to think of it.
"I mind your brother less than anybody else," simpered Miss Pecksniff.
"But the indelicacy of meeting any gentleman under such circ.u.mstances!
Augustus, my child, did you--"
Here Miss Pecksniff whispered in his ear. The suffering Moddle repeated:
"Twenty-four pound ten!"
"Oh, you silly man! I don"t mean them," said Miss Pecksniff. "I am speaking of the--"
Here she whispered him again.
"If it"s the same patterned chintz as that in the window; thirty-two, twelve, six," said Moddle, with a sigh. "And very dear."
Miss Pecksniff stopped him from giving any further explanation by laying her hand upon his lips, and betraying a soft embarra.s.sment. She then asked Tom Pinch which way he was going.
"I was going to see if I could find your sister," answered Tom, "to whom I wished to say a few words. We were going to Mrs Todgers"s, where I had the pleasure of seeing her before."
"It"s of no use your going on, then," said Cherry, "for we have not long left there; and I know she is not at home. But I"ll take you to my sister"s house, if you please. Augustus--Mr Moddle, I mean--and myself, are on our way to tea there, now. You needn"t think of HIM," she added, nodding her head as she observed some hesitation on Tom"s part. "He is not at home."
"Are you sure?" asked Tom.
"Oh, I am quite sure of that. I don"t want any MORE revenge," said Miss Pecksniff, expressively. "But, really, I must beg you two gentlemen to walk on, and allow me to follow with Miss Pinch. My dear, I never was so taken by surprise!"
In furtherance of this bashful arrangement, Moddle gave his arm to Tom; and Miss Pecksniff linked her own in Ruth"s.
"Of course, my love," said Miss Pecksniff, "it would be useless for me to disguise, after what you have seen, that I am about to be united to the gentleman who is walking with your brother. It would be in vain to conceal it. What do you think of him? Pray, let me have your candid opinion."
Ruth intimated that, as far as she could judge, he was a very eligible swain.
"I am curious to know," said Miss Pecksniff, with loquacious frankness, "whether you have observed, or fancied, in this very short s.p.a.ce of time, that he is of a rather melancholy turn?"
"So very short a time," Ruth pleaded.
"No, no; but don"t let that interfere with your answer," returned Miss Pecksniff. "I am curious to hear what you say."
Ruth acknowledged that he had impressed her at first sight as looking "rather low."
"No, really?" said Miss Pecksniff. "Well! that is quite remarkable!
Everybody says the same. Mrs Todgers says the same; and Augustus informs me that it is quite a joke among the gentlemen in the house. Indeed, but for the positive commands I have laid upon him, I believe it would have been the occasion of loaded fire-arms being resorted to more than once.
What do you think is the cause of his appearance of depression?"
Ruth thought of several things; such as his digestion, his tailor, his mother, and the like. But hesitating to give utterance to any one of them, she refrained from expressing an opinion.
"My dear," said Miss Pecksniff; "I shouldn"t wish it to be known, but I don"t mind mentioning it to you, having known your brother for so many years--I refused Augustus three times. He is of a most amiable and sensitive nature, always ready to shed tears if you look at him, which is extremely charming; and he has never recovered the effect of that cruelty. For it WAS cruel," said Miss Pecksniff, with a self-conviction candour that might have adorned the diadem of her own papa. "There is no doubt of it. I look back upon my conduct now with blushes. I always liked him. I felt that he was not to me what the crowd of young men who had made proposals had been, but something very different. Then what right had I to refuse him three times?"
"It was a severe trial of his fidelity, no doubt," said Ruth.
"My dear," returned Miss Pecksniff. "It was wrong. But such is the caprice and thoughtlessness of our s.e.x! Let me be a warning to you.
Don"t try the feelings of any one who makes you an offer, as I have tried the feelings of Augustus; but if you ever feel towards a person as I really felt towards him, at the very time when I was driving him to distraction, let that feeling find expression, if that person throws himself at your feet, as Augustus Moddle did at mine. Think," said Miss Pecksniff, "what my feelings would have been, if I had goaded him to suicide, and it had got into the papers!"
Ruth observed that she would have been full of remorse, no doubt.
"Remorse!" cried Miss Pecksniff, in a sort of snug and comfortable penitence. "What my remorse is at this moment, even after making reparation by accepting him, it would be impossible to tell you! Looking back upon my giddy self, my dear, now that I am sobered down and made thoughtful, by treading on the very brink of matrimony; and contemplating myself as I was when I was like what you are now; I shudder. I shudder. What is the consequence of my past conduct? Until Augustus leads me to the altar he is not sure of me. I have blighted and withered the affections of his heart to that extent that he is not sure of me. I see that preying on his mind and feeding on his vitals. What are the reproaches of my conscience, when I see this in the man I love!"
Ruth endeavoured to express some sense of her unbounded and flattering confidence; and presumed that she was going to be married soon.
"Very soon indeed," returned Miss Pecksniff. "As soon as our house is ready. We are furnishing now as fast as we can."
In the same vein of confidence Miss Pecksniff ran through a general inventory of the articles that were already bought with the articles that remained to be purchased; what garments she intended to be married in, and where the ceremony was to be performed; and gave Miss Pinch, in short (as she told her), early and exclusive information on all points of interest connected with the event.
While this was going forward in the rear, Tom and Mr Moddle walked on, arm in arm, in the front, in a state of profound silence, which Tom at last broke; after thinking for a long time what he could say that should refer to an indifferent topic, in respect of which he might rely, with some degree of certainty, on Mr Moddle"s bosom being unruffled.
"I wonder," said Tom, "that in these crowded streets the foot-pa.s.sengers are not oftener run over."
Mr Moddle, with a dark look, replied:
"The drivers won"t do it."
"Do you mean?" Tom began--
"That there are some men," interrupted Moddle, with a hollow laugh, "who can"t get run over. They live a charmed life. Coal waggons recoil from them, and even cabs refuse to run them down. Ah!" said Augustus, marking Tom"s astonishment. "There are such men. One of "em is a friend of mine."
"Upon my word and honour," thought Tom, "this young gentleman is in a state of mind which is very serious indeed!" Abandoning all idea of conversation, he did not venture to say another word, but he was careful to keep a tight hold upon Augustus"s arm, lest he should fly into the road, and making another and a more successful attempt, should get up a private little Juggernaut before the eyes of his betrothed. Tom was so afraid of his committing this rash act, that he had scarcely ever experienced such mental relief as when they arrived in safety at Mrs Jonas Chuzzlewit"s house.
"Walk up, pray, Mr Pinch," said Miss Pecksniff. For Tom halted, irresolutely, at the door.
"I am doubtful whether I should be welcome," replied Tom, "or, I ought rather to say, I have no doubt about it. I will send up a message, I think."
"But what nonsense that is!" returned Miss Pecksniff, speaking apart to Tom. "He is not at home, I am certain. I know he is not; and Merry hasn"t the least idea that you ever--"
"No," interrupted Tom. "Nor would I have her know it, on any account. I am not so proud of that scuffle, I a.s.sure you."
"Ah, but then you are so modest, you see," returned Miss Pecksniff, with a smile. "But pray walk up. If you don"t wish her to know it, and do wish to speak to her, pray walk up. Pray walk up, Miss Pinch. Don"t stand here."
Tom still hesitated for he felt that he was in an awkward position. But Cherry pa.s.sing him at this juncture, and leading his sister upstairs, and the house-door being at the same time shut behind them, he followed without quite knowing whether it was well or ill-judged so to do.
"Merry, my darling!" said the fair Miss Pecksniff, opening the door of the usual sitting-room. "Here are Mr Pinch and his sister come to see you! I thought we should find you here, Mrs Todgers! How do you do, Mrs Gamp? And how do you do, Mr Chuffey, though it"s of no use asking you the question, I am well aware."
Honouring each of these parties, as she severally addressed them, with an acid smile, Miss Charity presented "Mr Moddle."
"I believe you have seen HIM before," she pleasantly observed.
"Augustus, my sweet child, bring me a chair."
The sweet child did as he was told; and was then about to retire into a corner to mourn in secret, when Miss Charity, calling him in an audible whisper a "little pet," gave him leave to come and sit beside her. It is to be hoped, for the general cheerfulness of mankind, that such a doleful little pet was never seen as Mr Moddle looked when he complied.
So despondent was his temper, that he showed no outward thrill of ecstasy when Miss Pecksniff placed her lily hand in his, and concealed this mark of her favour from the vulgar gaze by covering it with a corner of her shawl. Indeed, he was infinitely more rueful then than he had been before; and, sitting uncomfortably upright in his chair, surveyed the company with watery eyes, which seemed to say, without the aid of language, "Oh, good gracious! look here! Won"t some kind Christian help me!"