Master Devil Don't Kiss Me

Translated by newbienoona

Edited by anks

Daihu lays out the news . “Did I get the news right? Han Qilu has forgotten An Chuxia and he’s currently dating that star, Mankuai . ”

Nangong Zifei didn’t order him to dig any information, but he knows that despite his boss saying he’s responsible for Mage, he knows Zifei doesn’t like her; he likes An Chuxia . This doesn’t change anything though .

How wonderful! He doesn’t like Mage; he can’t fu*king stand her!

Nangong Zifei doesn’t respond . He sets the steel b.a.l.l.s on the table and quietly stares at the vast darkness .

Jiao Daihu has always been a hothead, and when he can’t keep quiet, he goes up to him and says, “Boss, do you still like sister-in-law?” He’s seen it . He doesn’t pretend to be proper .

In the middle of his statement, Daihu suddenly stops, because Zifei points a silver pistol against his temple .

All of Nangong Zifei’s guns are real, and it is used to kill!

“Boss, I’m kidding . Don’t do this… . ” Jiao Daihu says regretfully . “If I don’t say anything… ”

Daihu’s feminine plea garners a hard look from Zifei . He pulls the pistol away . “Don’t call her sister-in-law . Otherwise, I’ll turn you into one . ”

Zifei’s statement has Daihu looking away . Daihu walks back with both hands behind him . “Absolutely, absolutely there won’t be a next time!”

“You’re going to enroll for me at Stein tomorrow, and a few days after that, I’ll attend cla.s.s . ” He continues talking coldly . “Return quickly when you’re done . Don’t meander and eye the beautiful girls . ”

“You’re right, boss . I’ll be a gentleman . ” But that’s not the focus of this conversation . “Don’t you want to go to school tomorrow? How long would you delay?”

“I’m giving you three seconds to disappear!” Nangong Zifei may as well have been seeing double as Daihu moved . His speed and size are inversely proportional . It’s not that Daihu is fat, he’s burly . As for looks… .

He doesn’t know what to do about it .

Daihu leaves the room so quickly, he doesn’t shut Zifei’s door, but he hears the door next to the boss’s shut . Then, everything is silent .

He smiles coldly . He knows she’s been eavesdropping . This concept makes his dislike for her get to another level . He’s about to leave when he hears footsteps behind him . He licks his lips before turning in place . Sure enough, Mage appears in a lilac dress with a thin yellow belt around her waist . Her hair is tied up the way An Chuxia does .

He understands why his boss took her under his wing . It’s not only that she’s pitiful, but she shares similarities with Chuxia .

She should’ve just been grateful, but this girl doesn’t understand [the term] contentment .

“Is there something [you want to ask]?” Daihu looks down on Mage . “You wouldn’t happen to have eavesdropped on my conversation with the boss, would you?”

She clenches her fists, but her face remains calm . She tried to eavesdrop but they were having the conversation at the balcony, she didn’t hear anything at all .

“Why would I eavesdrop on your conversation?” Mage smirks before asking . “Daihu ge, what did you say to the boss? Are we going to school today?”

Since she didn’t hear his conversation with Zifei, it would be easy to improvise .

Jiao Daihu suddenly acts sad, sighing . “Oh, I’m really sad for you . ”

“Why?” Mage’s face stiffens as she looks at him . She always looks pained . Even if she’s pampered and treated well, she hates being treated like she’s pitiful!

“Why?” Daihu shakes his head . “The boss won’t allow me to tell you . ”

“Hey, Daihu ge!” Mage chases after him when he walks away . “Tell me anyway . He wouldn’t know . ”

“Then you have to pretend you don’t know anything . ” After getting a firm nod from Mage, Daihu holds back his smile . “If our boss has a blind spot, it’s An Chuxia . He doesn’t want to hurt you . He can’t give you his heart, so he said he’s sending you to school so you can get to meet other guys, and forget him . He knows An Chuxia is returning to school tomorrow, so he thinks you’ll be upset for a few days, but he asked me to take you in for formalities . ”

In fact, it’s enough to just let her go through the registration process . Nangong didn’t say any of this, but once Mage realizes the truth, she might get over things sooner .

Mage goes pale after hearing Daihu’s statement .

“I’ll call you from the office . You don’t know anything, and you’re not saying anything in front of the boss . Otherwise, I won’t tell you anything in the future!” Daihu squints at Mage . “Understood?”

“I’m not that stupid . ”

Daihu is confident she won’t go to Nangong and ask for confirmation about his statement, so he leaves triumphantly . Her disappointment is his happiness!

She fu*king dares to sleep with the boss! How sinister! She should go to h.e.l.l when she dies!

Mage can barely stand when Daihu leaves .

She knows An Chuxia is the only girl in Nangong Zifei’s heart, but after hearing Daihu’s statement, she feels unsettled . Her heart hurts like a worm is crawling in and out of it!

“An Chuxia, I won’t make it easy for you!” Mage sullenly says . Her expression is completely opposite to that of a lady’s .

Just as she wanted to wear something beautiful and bright for Nangong Zifei, now she’s uninterested . She goes back to her room feeling dejected .

An Chuxia, An Chuxia, An Chuxia!

She will never let her go!

The next day, Nangong Zifei leaves for another location without eating breakfast . He’s trying to establish his base from the US in China . After all, he hasn’t started with school yet .

Before leaving, he told Daihu he’d be back, and not to let anyone know . Daihu promised, and saw his boss to the door .

As soon as Nangong Zifei leaves, Jiao Daihu goes upstairs and starts bellowing for Mage .

She sits on the covered toilet seat like it was a chair .

Then, she takes a deep breath before uncovering the toilet seat to urinate .

After a few seconds, she holds her breath and nervously covers her eyes . She knows, sooner or later, she has to see the result . It is only then she opens her eyes again .

She loses her soul when she only sees one bar on the early pregnancy test .

Making sure she didn’t make a mistake, she studies the box: two bars means she’s pregnant, and one means she’s not . Now she knows she doesn’t have an antidote [for her situation]!

Nangong Zifei asked her so many times if she took the medicine to the point she didn’t care that she lied!

Mage shudders . She takes out her mobile device and checks her calculations . The time they copulated was during the so-called “safe period” . Her chances of getting pregnant was significantly low .

“Mage, are you awake? It’s late; you need to get ready to leave!” Jiao Daihu knocks and shouts on the other side of the door . “Do you hear me?”

“I hear you; I’ll be down soon!” Mage replies in a hurry . She doesn’t hear Daihu again .

She asks herself what she should do . It’s impossible to keep Nangong Zifei’s heart if she’s not pregnant .

Mage closes her eyes in desperation . But when she opens it, she’s filled with hope . There will always be a way if there’s a G.o.d!

As she convinces herself, she feels better . She throws away the pregnancy stick in her hand before fixing her hair and walking out of the room like nothing happened .

Mage knows Daihu is impatient . She eats a few spoonfuls of breakfast before heading out with him despite being hungry . But Daihu is not without a conscience . Once they get in the car, Daihu talks to her .

“Eat quickly while your food is still hot . I don’t want anyone thinking I’m abusing you!” Daihu says coldly after he instructs the driver to drive

“Thank you, Daihu ge . ” Mage says stiffly . She knows that if An Chuxia didn’t exist, Daihu won’t treat her this badly .

Everything is An Chuxia’s fault!